>try nofap
>one day passes
>orgasm six times the next day
I'm outright shirking responsibilities so that I can jerk off for hours on end. Sometimes I feel like the internet is a curse.
replace six with ten and you have me
None of us get to escape this thing called life.
all the time jerking it or fighting the the urge to jerk it was time I'll never get back.
in the end I'm just alone.
>>39558806
Are you impulsively masturbating right now?
>>39559158
Yes.
Origigigigially.
>>39559468
How close are you to cumming again?
I'm in university and anytime I have to do homework I jerk off.
I jerk off to delay doing it and I jerk off while doing it. Over the summer I did it once if not twice a week.
Iced done it almost 20 times in the last two weeks
>>39559491
I've been jerking off for around two hours now. I'm going to orgasm pretty soon. I'll try to make it my last one like I normally do but I just know I'm probably going to get hard again soon.
>>39559527
That's pretty lewd. Horny anime nerds get me all hot and bothered.
Is anyone else unable to get hard without touching themselves first except for morning wood?
!
>>39559587
I have morning wood all the time since I sleep on my stomach, feels good man
>>39559568
I'm not really into anime, I just like the porn. My left ankle got shit fucked so no gym for me, I've been sitting at home for like a week being as productive as a snail.
>>39559610
It's still hot that you're jerking off to anime girls.
>>39559644
kinda hard not to, some of those artists are insane
now you see my problem
>>39559568
M or F though. Ah whatever, it doesn't even matter on this board
>>39559663
Of course. How could you resist sexy 2D girls?
>>39559697
you really aren't helping anon
this is the opposite of an intervention
>>39559702
Nothing wrong with jacking off, anon. I feel your pain, I normally go like four to seven times a daywhile managing to hold down a full time job
>>39559663
Fuuuuuck sauce on the artist
>>39559702
Well, I am trying to help you cum anon. That goes without saying.
>>39559717
Do you jack off at work?
>>39559739
> Do you jack off at work?
O-only when I can't hold it in anymore
That's a good way to get ED, OP. If you're gonna fap make it quick, don't edge.
>>39559747
Ever cum at your desk?
>>39559775
Nah, never. Always go to a bathroom and do it there. It's like an open floor plan, so I don't have an office or anything, and even if I did, I wouldn't
>>39559784
It must feel great to spray it after being pent up at work.
>>39559814
It really is. I mean I usually go once before work in the morning, once or twice at work, and then once or twice when I get home. And that's when the gf is home as well, I do it even more when she's off on work stuff
>>39559826
Are you going at it right now?
>>39559826
>the gf
Time to leave bud
>>39559826
>the gf
>having a job
Fuck off
I don't even try anymore. Now, I fap 10-20 times a day. It has made my cum more plentiful and thicker and my balls a bit bigger. Nofap is literally a meme.
>>39559826
Fapping at work is dangerous territory. Not even for the risk of getting caught, but you can basically spend the whole day in post-orgasmic lethargy and just want to nap (or fap more) when you get home
>>39558806
You're promasturbating. Don't put off your things for your dick
>>39559874
>post-orgasmic lethargy
?
see, are you low-t?
>>39559871
>see a thread like this
>always start masturbating
>>39559838
Nah, I'm cleaning the house, but I've gone a few times already, and I'll probably do it once or twice more before bed, work be damned.
>>39559841
>>39559861
I honestly don't come here much, but I don't mind it every time I do. I like trying to help people feel better. At least, the ones that want to be helped.
>>39559874
I feel lethargic for like ten seconds. I'm back to normal by the time I've left the bathroom, and I can focus on my work without a raging erection.
Anyone thought of getting a chastity cage?
Gonna post everything I fapped to this morning
Happy fapping, lads
https://nhentai.net/g/153812/
https://nhentai.net/g/77058/
https://nhentai.net/g/175659/
>Only thing I look up to all day is finally getting home and masturbating for several hours
What's wrong with me lads
>>39559906
Now that's a pic I can get behind. More of these please and less of some skirt wearing nymphos?
>nofap challenge
>lasts a week
>cant fight urges
>turned on by random shit because
no porn
>fucks a peice of ham
>gains 5 more fetishes
>>39559923
It sounds stupid. I love fapping
>>39559960
Ill cum to every link you posted while thinking about you~
>>39559969
>less of some skirt wearing nymphos
dont say that
>>39559916
>>39559841
I'm a 27yo kissless virgin. Like people on r9k should be.
I could maybe get an ugly gf, but by now the thought of being intimate with someone is not from this world. The last thing we need is someone who has a gf and thinks he'll just be able to help the people on here.
>>39560016
I'm literally helping someone from here do up their resume and get a job, hahah
>>39558806
Hey reccomend me some good jerk off material
>>39559965
Nothing. How many times to do do it in a day?
>>39559987
I want a master to lock me up and control my sissygasms...
>>39559987
I think I might have legitimate sexual addiction. I've gone from straight to considering fucking dudes but only if they're feminine and on the bottom. I want someone - or someones, what the hell - who can keep up with my sex drive, or even tire me out
>>39560026
Getting a job is easy desu
>>39559838
All these posts by you have made me need to break my no fap streak now :c fuck you
>>39560064
So's getting a gf. If I can do it, most people can.
>>39560050
Its still stupid for me. I like seeing dicks free, not locked up
>>39560061
Thats hot~ feminine boys are the best anyways
>>39560078
I dunno about 'the best'. I'd still prefer a hentai-tier turboslut girl who is only hungry for my dick, but I mean a guess a guy would be ok as long as I could do it whenever I wanted
>>39560100
if it was me, you could use me like a sex toy all day long~
>>39560114
Depends how feminine you were, haha. It'd take a fair bit of getting used to for me.
I think I'd enjoy it though
Holy shit I love the smell of dried cum that comes out after you've went 3 or 4 times in a row
You should try getting some of it into your mouth~ its even better
>>39560078
more of this tomboy anon?
Guess i'll be coming to /r9k/ for now on for any of my lewdposting needs
>>39560128
How big is your c-cock?
>>39560180
Nope!~
Im leaving now, have a lot of fun faps~
>>39560211
Only average :(Like 5.3 long and 5 circumference
Be emasculating as hell if the '''feminine''' boy was bigger
>>39560222
Mimes about that too.
I love sph and size comparisons but that makes me size queen :(
>>39560245
> I love sph and size comparisons but that makes me size queen :(
What does that mean, and what's sph?
>>39560256
Small penis humiliation
It means that I like big penises... but only because they make me feel small.
>>39560276
Well, no, you wouldn't have that with me. You'd just get fucked a lot.
>>39560276
I have almost 8 inches one~
>>39560324
That makes me knees weak and want to kneel down before you ;_;
>>39560342
tfw cucked by some anon
ffs
>barely get any erection thruout the day
>come on this board
>people fap more than 5 times a day
how the f-
Fucking degenerates. You're the reason the white race is dying. Enjoy eternity in hell, Jesus is watching.
You have a crippling masturbation addiction.
Seek help before you start seeking out increasingly depraved porn and lose yourself forever.
>>39560355
Pretty easily, honestly
>>39559527
>I'll try to make it my last one like I normally do but I just know I'm probably going to get hard again soon.
I was right :(
>>39560962
It's never the last one unless you turn off the computer, put your phone somewhere else, and immediately go to sleep. God help you if it's the middle of the day.
>>39561018
>God help you if it's the middle of the day
it is
the problem is if I jerk off in the evening I'm just going to wake up with morning wood and the cycle begins again
>>39561054
The ride never ends
> jack off
> close porn windows
> go back to 4chan or normiebook or whatever
> see a single thumbnail or picture that's halfway arousing
> reopen all the porn windows
> repeat
>>39561090
this is too real man
>>39559987
>dont say that
I used to like it but now I can't get it up to those kinds of pics anymore because every time I'm reminded of how horrible personalities traps have.
More yaoi/shota though?
>>39561154
>I'm reminded of how horrible personalities traps have
Do they?
>>39561109
I've been in your exact situation for as long as I can remember, haha
> talking to a new friend
> gets a little lewd
> he tells me that he thinks he might have a problem with doing it too much
> ask him how much he does it
> 'well, i mean i can do it three times a day if i really try and i'm really horny'
HA
>>39558806
Gonna need you to provide a source on the full image there, friendo.