I chugged a water bottle full of wine 15 minutes ago and I only

Why are you all drunk on a random Wednesday?

>>39558730
Because today's my day off

>>39558707
>chugging wine
Drink something with more alcohol.Go to a pharmacy ans ask for medicinal ethanol.That should be 95% alcohol.

>>39558758
Don't drink this, op. It's dangerous. What you have to do is water it down with another drink. So mix it with your wine I guess.

>>39558707
maybe you should lose some weight u fat fuck then you can get drunk faster on your day off

>>39558795
I'm 6"4 and a half all I have is a beer belly lay off the insults cunt

>>39558792
>>39558758
Stop trying to kill me faggots just because I'm intoxicated doesn't mean Ive lost the entirety of my wits

>wine

you need this, my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw9vWFRVKHk

I'd go with vodka. it's effective, cheap and doesn't makes you feel like shit in the way that a ton of beer or wine do.

>>39558730
I was getting drunk and high on cocaine almost every day, I'm fighting to stay sober now sober life sucks but here i go

>>39558846
Op,what >>39558792 said is right.The thing that kills you is the concentration,not the amount.You have most likely drank more of an amount already.

>>39558707
bugs... easy on the antidepresants

>>39558865
I'd rather be drinking Guinness but I'm 20 and have to buy whatever alcohol I can get from friends

>>39558876
Nice blog fag no one cares

>Water bottle full of wine
>280 pounds
Dude it would take probably 3 actual bottles of wine to get you drunk at that weight. A buddy of mine weighs around that much and he has to pound nearly a whole bottle of vodka to get drunk.

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>>39559744
Hurr durr hurr durr durr hurr

>>39559835
>responds with a reddit pic related meme
Even more of a reason for you to stop posting on here

>>39559851
hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr durr hurr?

>water bottle full of wine
I've gotta chug 2 vodka bottles before I get drunk. Waste of money mesays

OP here the drunk only lasted 30 minutes and then I was completely sober. I'm drinking beer next time

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>wine
HAHAAHAAHAHAAHA

>>39558707
>280 lbs
there's your problem
I'm 130lbs 5'11 and can get drunk with 3 beers and a shot

>>39560328
Really?You are going to drink something with even less alcohol content?Get some fucking vodka and get it over with!

>>39560392
Favorite liquor is Jose Quervo