You guys know that if your waifu were real she'd be a Stacy

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I guess your waifu is just a whore then.

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You calling my waifu a Stacy and a whore?

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> Hinata
> A Stacy
Ha come on now

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But of course. I don't dare to presume she would even look at me.

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>>39555796
>>39555805
>>39555863

>falling for the waifu meme

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>>39555880
Who are you quoting, normalfag?

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>>39555880
> implying any irl girl can match most anime girls
The only thing 3dpds have on waifus is that they're actually real. You wait until full body VR becomes a thing.

>>39555863
Big tits, shy and cute. Would instantly have beta orbiters and get railed by Chad. You realize who she ends up with is the most Chad character in the entire show? Literal god tier genes.

>>39555906
>having any interest in girls either 2D or 3D

normie

I go gym everyday, with my motivation being making myself better for her.It really helps.

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>>39555920
> railed by chad
She is 2pure for that.

> You realize who she ends up with is the most Chad character in the entire show
She doesn't end up with Madara though?

>>39555945
You think Madara is Chad? I think it's close tie between Sause and Naru having the most Chad genetics. Madara was banished by his entire clan, how is that Chadlike? Chad's have hearts of gold which is why Naruto is. His dad was one of the most godly characters and Naru became the tallest of his peers while a qt like Hinata was lusting after him the whole time.

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>>39555981
> Madara was banished by his entire clan
He chose to leave because his clan wanted to trust Konohagakure and the Hokage. And look how that turned out for them.

Madara literally just wanted everyone to be happy and for there to be no more war or fighting or death. Madara did nothing wrong.

Meanwhile Naruto literally talked four characters into suicide

NaruHina is purest ship though

>>39556006
Naruhina I always rooted for, even harder on a rewatch during what Naruto tells her before his fight against Neji, absolutely adorable. What 4 characters did he talk into sui though? I can't even think of one besides Nagato.

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>>39556064
> talked Haku into killing himself for Zabuza
> talked Zabuza into killing himself to kill Gato and be with Haku
> talked Nagato into killing himself to restore everyone to life
> talked Obito into killing himself and join their side

People still legitimately ship NaruSasu and they're still salty all over Tumblr.

>>39556094
That's pretty gay honestly. I think the Zabuza one is a bit shaky. Tumblr is retarded.

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Wrong. My waifu is a 40+ year old woman, ready to settle down.

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>>39556221
Zabuza was going to just walk away because Gato pulled the contract - or fired Zabuza, take your pick. Then Naruto started talking shit about how much Haku had loved Zabuza, Zabuza realised how much underage boipussy he had missed out on over the years, and decided life was no longer worth living.

>>39556258
Zabuza was already tapping? He came in his
boipucci constantly, but just took it for granted. When he realized it was gone, he offed himself. Honestly though Naruto is my favorite anime by far and I haven't found anything else that comes close

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>>39556335
Yeah same. We had a general on /vg/ for like a year, but it died. It was so fucking comfy though

>>39555906
That'll never be a thing for at least a hundred years.

>>39556362
Thinking about starting a YouTube channel just based and make different videos around Naruto topics. Heard it's really good as a shut in, to get used to talking frequently and can even help develop a personality

>>39556383
I know. It makes me sad.
> born too late to get away with taking slaves and fucking them whenever you want
> born too early to have fullbody VR experiences and load up your own scenarios with your waifus
> born just in time to respect women and hope they want to fuck every now and then

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>>39556402
I can't say one way or the other because I find all Naruto channels cripplingly autistic and don't watch any of them. I tried, but they just tell me things I already know or tell me things that are wrong

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>literally a naruto thread

>>39556417
I've a couple friends in discord who think otherwise, but even if we get full body control VR, we won't have the sensations involved beyond the excitement or fear you'd have through normal gaming.

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But she's not real that's why she is perfect.

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>>39556447
No regrets

>>39556449
What we need is a Star Trek Holodeck, but that's more than a hundred years off.

Alternatively, something that induces a guaranteed lucid dream of your choosing. Which I guess is nearly the same thing

>>39556435
That's why I'd wanna give it a shot. I'd say Naru based channels around 90% of them are cringe

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>>39556484
I mean I guess. You can try, but you gotta be charismatic or nuts, because otherwise nobody will watch you.

>>39556480
Star Trek isn't one of my chief fandoms, but as I understand it, the constructs of the holodeck are pure energy? Not sure how violence, sex, etc. works within the system.

In theory, you could use electricity if high jack the hypocampus of the brain to "fake" physical contract and stuff, but that seems iffy at best and dangerous at worst.

>>39556508
As far as I know, whatever is in the holodeck is 'real', but lethal injury basically can't happen unless one of the many malfunctions happen. You can interact with people or things and it'd be physically. I mean, you'd cum inside a girl, and then the holodeck would fade and it would just sploot onto the floor because the pussy it was inside would disappear

>>39556505
I had a couple video ideas, gonna find a wagecuck job hopefully so that I can grind out and have enough to get a god desktop

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>>39556530
Don't need a lot of cash to make a decent editing desktop, especially since you won't be doing special effects shit.

What ideas do you have?

>tfw your thread is taken over by filthy narutards

>>39556542
I'm not that big into gaming, but for some reason I follow everything that goes on in that space a lot so there's a lot of stuff I could do regarding that. Other then that a couple different things I could do about the Naruto series. Any idea of a base cost of what a god comp would be?

>>39556522
There are safety features but I remember that if they're turned off, even a holographic bullet can kill. This is probably achieved through a pulse of whatever particles make up the features of the construct taking physical form. Theoretically, it could be used to eradicate semen, sweat or other bodily fluids. These particles also create a force/resistance, I think, so leaning over a girl or against a wall, etc., is possible.

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>>39556560
Anime? On MY thread about waifus? It's more likely than you think!

>>39556582
Shinobi Striker looks trash. I just want either Total War: Naruto, The Warring States Period, or Kage Simulator where you run a Village.

As for a PC, anywhere from between $500-$800 should be fine, depending on what you want to do exactly.

>>39556583
I honestly didn't bring it up to get into the physics of it all. I brought it up to get sad about the fact that it's not real

>>39556633
I suppose I was just wrapping my own head about it. My bad.

>>39556633
Shinobi Strikers looks okay at best. Naruto has just about probably the best format/formula of what could make an amazing video game but they just haven't really ever used the ip to it's full potential. Something that could run god games, even though I probably wouldn't take advantage of it. I'd really just want to get the best running cpu that I could. Is it gay that if possible I'd want it running Windows 7 or earlier or is that just completely retarded and basically undoable?

>>39556724
Well, how much do you want to spend, maximum? I can do up a list for you. I'm assuming you're American.

Windows 7 still works fine for the most part, but a lot of the kinks of Win10 have been removed, and if you download a pirated version of the LTSB branch, you're basically set

>>39556748
Yes, I'm in the states and that'd be amazing. Maximum I don't really have a limit, since that's what I'd likely be putting all of the money I'm wagecucking for into. Also, what's the LTSB branch?

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>>39556785
Long Term Service Build. It's for systems like Point of Sale systems and other things that run Windows 10, but any major updates would cause serious issues. You get security updates and that's about it, with all the shit like the ads, Microsoft Store, all that stuff stripped out, and things like telemetry and data mining mostly disabled by default.

>>39556785
Here you go, mate.

https://pcpartpicker.com/list/jBLCxY

Total is $935.83, but that DOESN'T include a case, which is your personal taste, or things like monitors, a mouse and keyboard, speakers, or a copy of Windows.

>>39556861
Ah I see. Do you have a discord I can message you on man? I feel like the thread's about to die.

>>39556785
>>39556929
You can also swap out that hard drive if you'd like. You can get more, less, or swap for an SSD, whatever you want

>>39556931
Yeah, DiscordTag #2888, apparently. Have at it, but I'm almost never on there.

>>39556937
Awesome man, thanks. Are you the same dude I started out talking to about Naru?

>>39556967
I'm barely ever on discord either, it just seems like what all of the fags on here use

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>>39556976
Yerp. Sure am.

>>39557003
Me adding you didn't work. Try to add me Crooked#8421

>>39557026
Done. I didn't realise I had to put the name in as well and thought it was just the numeric identifier. Shows how much I use it