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I'll start
>Be me
>7th grade
>Have to piss badly
>Teacher does that whole "I don't know, can you?" bullshit
>"May I use the restroom Mr. Anonderson?"
>Book it to bathroom while holding my peener hole closed
>Urinals are taken
>See unlocked stall
>Kick the door open like they do in the movies
>See kid squatting on the toilet, shitting frog style
>See turd retreat back into his anus like a scared turtle
>Piss myself
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>>39554708
Undeniably a homosexual story, yet one that is 4chan-worthy. Stuff like this (just... better) is what can make the board great again!
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>>39554708
>See turd retreat into his anus like a scared turtle
My sides
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>Teacher does that whole "I don't know, can you?"
What do they mean by that?
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Didn't you post this earlier, OP?
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>be male nurse
>patient asks if he can smoke after his operation
>he could
>i say no
Ha, take that Philip Morris!
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>>39554792
When you would ask "Can I do something", teachers often say, "I don't know can you" for some fucking reason.
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>>39554819
I posted it about a week ago, before I got fucked by Harvey.
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>9th grade
>"hey anon I dare you to take half a box of Mucinex"
>PE class
>it's Archery day
>so fucking out of it I shoot an arrow right into a girls ass
>run outside and puke over balcony
>watch principal pick pills out of vomit
>"i wasn't feeling well"
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>>39554891
No fucking shit, but what is the meaning behind? Are they trying to be funny? Is it a yes? Is it a no?
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>>39555055
it's a """"""""""""""funny"""""""""""""" joke on the double meanings of can, i.e. "can i" as in "am i allowed to", and "can i" as in "am i capable of"
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>>39555055
its a rhetorical le funny xd way to say yes
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