who /mischief/ here? >be 13 >dad is a fucking faggot >get

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>exercise daily
>mfw creating entropy and making the universe end faster

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>grade 5
>some sort of music class where we're standing in line and singing
>gril beside me smells like utter shit
>point it out
>everyone smells her while I'm beside her
>people call her poopoo annie
>go home
>as usual sit down to take a shit
>mfw there's a huge shitstain in my underwear
>smells fucking rancid
>don't even remember or recall shitting myself
>she continues to get bullied all year
>she used to be a straight A student, good friends, good family/life etc.
>she's fat and overweight now and probably smells like the shit I accused her of smelling like
lel

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>Go to wal-mart
>Buy some desktop PC
>Take it home
>Change RAM, video card, and hard drive out for cheaper shit
>Return it
>Wagecuck employees doesn't know how to check
>Sell parts on eBay

I have more /mischief/ stories if anyone wants to hear them.

>>39552446
i would like to hear more

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>>39552480
I don't have anymore, I was just creating some /mischief/

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>>39552514
damn you mischief lord

>be driving home at 1am
>drive through small village
>hold hand on horn the whole way through

>>39552400
This is so /devilish/ it makes me upset.

>>39552173
>someone/somegroup fucks me in fairly minor way
>need to wait for time to pass so they're not suspicious of me when shit happens to them
>years later fuck them over in a major way
>enjoy the warm fuzzy feelings of revenge

I've did this a ton of times, it's great fuck other people who act like shits and think they're just going to get away with it. Wish I could say more but can't for obvious reasons.

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>>39552568
>Tell anon wanting another /devilish/ story I have more
>Have none
>Never post
>Anon keeps refreshing thread

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>buy habanero peppers
>cut them open and throw them in the big gatorade water jug
>thespicy.jpg

>>39554109
>tfw you touch your dick while taking a piss after cutting habaneros

>>39553838
Fuck, can you give me some ideas of revenge? I know this real fucktard in my class that has fucked me over for the last time and I wanna get him back without him knowing it was me.

>>39554173
This is dated and I'm not saying to necessarily do something listed here but I feel like it will get you into a good mindset to think of an idea yourself.

http://www.phonelosers.org/zine/pla003/
(I've never really done much in-regards to revenge on individuals besides when I was younger and I would delete the accounts of people who I felt wronged me/confess to friends of theirs using their account that they were pedos or post lots of gore etc on their socialmedia, remember this is all when I was like 13-16 more elaborate/interesting stuff happened later)

Remember you can do whatever you want as long as you DONT FUCK IT UP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1q4Ir2J8P8

>>39552702
I've never fucking laughed so hard. Lmao I have to do this

>>39552400
I did a similar thing after stepping in some sort of vomit. Didn't realize there was anything on my shoe and just thought this guy who sat in front of me in class smelled of puke, told everyone. I feel kinda bad but no one liked him to begin with so I'm less of a shitty person than you

>>39555259
??????????????? nice normie logic you fucking normalcunt faggot

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>Get paid to work full time job
>Post in /mischief/ threads all day