>Hi, we're giving away free condoms to promote safe sex.

>haha is there a limit?

How often can you go in one night?

>>39549345
i dont use condoms because they feel like shit so none

>Are there any snugger fit size in there?

>>39549345
Why are free condoms literally always durex?

>>39549345
>I'd like at least one but honestly I'll never need it.

>>39549345
>y-you too

originalio

>>39549345
hey you gotta wait a couple of months before posting the same thread or people will get on to you.

this is the third time i've seen this thread

>>39549345

I think the socially normal thing to do would be to grab two of them and say thanks. Am I right?

Look at the shit eating grin on that nigger-whore's face.

I use condoms for my dildo, makes clean up faster.

File: 1493997336479.png (393KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

393KB, 600x400px

I was given condoms upon moving into my freshman dorm. I'm now starting my sophomore year and they're still in my wallet. How naive I was to think I'd ever get laid.

File: 1503423033237.png (50KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 200x200px

>>39549369

They hand out some weird brand that I've never heard of in my dorm.

They also come in a small cardboard box, which is weird.

File: 1502751634661.jpg (33KB, 580x435px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 580x435px

>>39549345
>Are you coming onto me?
oregon

>>39549395
Wow too much meth for u

>tfw mum gave me condoms when going on holoday in july
>doesn't even realise i've transcended women and the desire for sex years ago

Hey thanks, I just threw away the one from my wallet that had expired 2014.

>>39549390
2-3 is acceptable. Take one and she'll know you'll never really use. Take four or more and she'll think you're trying to show off.

>>39549345
You tell me, qt ;^)

File: 1463421993431[1].png (31KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 657x527px

>>39549345
I'd like 4 comdoms for 4 sexes pls

>>39549390
yes. but the Chad thing to do would be to (while never breaking eye contact) stuff two full handfuls into your pockets while asking for her number.

Do you have any smaller?

too small for my giant nigger dick bitch

File: 1385312372327.png (265KB, 480x600px) Image search: [Google]

265KB, 480x600px

I've never seen a condom in real life. I saw a booth at school handing them out, but I walked past.

>>39549345
Is this a new way to humiliate me?

>>39549345
>free durex

Ill take em all thanks.

>>39549345
>Haha yes, I do the sex!

None, unless you're offering

>I'll just grab a handful thanks
Best answer?

>>39549897
No, it'd probably be rude to take a bunch. 2 or 3 would probably bee seen as enough for one night, accounting for either multiple rounds or the event of a break.

>>39549948
In my head I was thinking a handful meant around three. It just sounds like a non-autistic thing to say.

>>39549369
Because they encourage only white people to use them.

>>39549345
Are you giving away safe sex to promote safe sex?

>>39549434
My mom gave me some when I was legal drinking age. They sat in my draw for over 2 years before I used them to wank with out of curiosity.
They were nice wanks. Thanks, mom xx

>Can I get one of every colour?
>Go home and blow them up into balloons
>Pit them in a colourful corner of the room
Comfy

>>39550478
don't try this with lubricated ones

>>39549345
>free condoms to promote safe sex
I never trust free condoms
idk why but I just don't trust them
during the euro 2012 me and my gf were going to watch games on a public telebim
and there were those girls walking around giving away free condoms
I almost got an heart attack when one of them approuched us
I wanted to tell her to fuck off righy away when she started blabering about how cute couple we are and how handsome I am
and how many condoms we will surely need tonight
I was just sure that she wants to pull some prank on us - that the condoms are damaged or mb smeared with tabasco or something
in the end we took a bunch and my gf used one to give me a quick hand during the game but right after that I threw rest of them into a dumpster and on the way home I used buying vine as an excuse to get normal condoms

it was fucking stressful and she still reminds me about it sometimes

File: 1504495260890.jpg (103KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 900x1200px

>>39549345
>How many would you like?
N-no, t-thanks.

>>39549345
All of them. Fuck before marriage, face the consequences, roastie bitch.
Also I will kill anyone getting pregnant.

File: 1467707041843.png (269KB, 302x733px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 302x733px

>>39549644
>mfw my step-father gave me a condom when I was 13

>>39549345
10, proceed to wear them on my fingers.

>>39551854
converse to this: I have never used a condom that wasn't free, even through a 1 year relationship. College is great/terrible.

>>39552032
You realize condoms are full of gross lube right anon, it wouldnt be nice

>>39552064
>lube
is it the tingly kind, sounds fun.

>>39552102
Stinky and slimy anon

>>39549353
>"what?"
>"uhh haha how oft- i mean how m-much times can you do i-in one n-night"
>"I don't understand"
>"y-you too"
and then you close the door

File: 1504665507232.jpg (52KB, 376x419px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 376x419px

>>39549345
Didn't we just have this thread the other day? I can't be the only one who remembers that right?

File: gayyyy.jpg (9KB, 275x183px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 275x183px

>>39549345
you don't need a condom when you're fucking a dude

>>39549345
Thanks, wanna come by my place?

File: booty.png (274KB, 944x922px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 944x922px

>>39552116
>Stinky and Slimy
the fun is just beginning.

File: IMG_0177.png (299KB, 587x528px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 587x528px

>>39549345
>implying I'll need one

kek