Whats something illegal I can get into that will make me money?

>>39549193
illegal tobacco? wtf ur bullshitin me dog wtf do you mean by illegal tobacco shits like an oxymoron
also put a meth lab in your house

>>39549229
In my country, it's illegal to grow your own tobacco. The taxes are ridiculously high, so I grow my own on the down low and sell a bit on the side.

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>>39549394
oh yea i forgot people outside freedom and burgers ville went ventured on to this blacked streaming forum. thats cool respect. you should still build a meth lab though youll be like a mad scientist, all your elementary and middle school and your high school chemistry teacher will have massive respect for you, all around good idea as long as you can avoid the immenent threat of death by explosion at any moment part. or you could just sell xanax or that might be too white person a thing idk depends on where u live amigo thats crazy though illegal tobacco shit doesnt even get you high fuckin crazy is what it is

>>39549193
if you live in a shithole where growing your own tobacco is illegal, a chop shop would probably be lucrative as fuck. requires accomplices and capital, though.

Bank robbery.

If you have decent income and you know people who would be interested then weapons are a good investment.

>>39549193
Steal cars bruh

Become a contract killer on the dark net.

>>39549683
why? homeless people will kill anyone if you give them a gun and 2 cheeseburgers

>>39549538
If stealing cars how are you suppose to find a chop shop? I live in the suburbs how are you suppose to do illegal shit in the fucking suburbs?

>>39549193
You could look into making DMT, there are tutorials floating around and the actual root required is legal to purchase online

>>39549698
Do difficult hits that a homeless person is not capable of doing.