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Tynwald Baz edition

old thread
>>39543408
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>looking at the nintendo switch
>about to buy
>stop myself
>make my own from scratch for a fraction of the cost
>and it's healthier
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AND THE HARE IS ON THE MOVE 1
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>>39548658
First for best doggo
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>>39548658
As I was saying before, I need to vent.
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You did cash your winnings out from the Tynwald Baz bet, right anon?
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>>39548724

Crack on then lad
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anyone actually seen a greyhound catch a rabbit
it's brutal
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Post night tunes lads.
Hex is the best album for late night comfy/sad feels and night walks in particular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4OSxc9XYRc
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Comfy feels lads
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>>39548750
Try Burial.
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>>39548687
>>make my own from scratch for a fraction of the cost

what do you mean, you built a nintendo switch?
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>>39548750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Od5DcqvWXs
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Oh god, I'm Hitler! I'm in the bunker! It's 1945!
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>>39548658
do any of you lads MC?

REE REE REE
REE REE REE
BIDDA BAD BOY ON THE M-I-C
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>>39548757
Yea I need to, haven't heard much from him.
This is a nice tune though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGAn6ddT20
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>>39548815
>do any of you lads MC?
what a question to ask
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcWOviMI6Lk

2:16

It's me and Susan in Scarborough
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>>39548815
The thought of some autist white boy saying that to himself in his room makes me chuckle
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>>39548826
Don't listen to rival dealer it's utter shite and you'll probably drink yourself to death with Tescos value red wine bought off some Bulgarian black market for 10 rubles
who even cares at this milisecond
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>>39548841
absolutely CRAVING the BNP (Big Nordic Penis)
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>I heard you put a substantial but sensible amount of money on Tynwald Baz in the 9.08 at Sheffield, is that true anon?
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Absolute madness my guys, my best friend who is a muslim lad, though very british has been in america for 3 months doing a camp america thing, well he got back and we've had a little /nightwalk/ together tonight and he told me while he was in america he broke a lot of muzzie rules, he drank, had sex before marriage, ate haram things and smoked weed. He's never been a good muslim and we always talk about how he doesnt like islam but he told me tonight hes seriously considering just not doing it anymore and going full blown infidel.

Im pretty proud of him desu.

Just thought I'd vent it here.
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>>39548877
>you'll probably drink yourself to death with Tescos value red wine bought off some Bulgarian black market for 10 rubles
Doesn't sound too bad lad. So should I start with Untrue or Burial?
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Does it get better guys, I'm trying to distance myself from my oneitis because it's too soul crushing but every time I try and feel motivated to I just get upset again.
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>>39548903
she would get it right in the bum hole. imagine shooting a bit load on her ass as she begs you to knot her. fuck me i have a right stonk on
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>>39548903
yes I think I do now let's see your tits
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>>39548903
Alright lad now you're just copying posts, this is how you make a meme stale
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>>39548929
>Does it get better guys

yeah, you will eventually not give a fuck about her.
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>>39548929
>he still feels attraction to women to the point of it being soul crushing
LMAOing at your life friend
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Twin peaks is a very strange town, full of strange people.
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Whats that anon? You had a bet on Tynwald Baz in the 9.08 at Sheffield? Fill up my beautiful Ghanaian pussy with your BNP! Pretend I'm the black Tynwald Baz and take me doggy, anon
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>>39548984
*enters through the ceiling fan*
*rapes you senseless every night*
Heh, nothing personnel kid
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>>39549032
>Shipanon probably popped a stiffy at this
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Thats the last one lads, this meme is finished. Don't worry.
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>>39549032
>Pretend I'm the black Tynwald Baz and take me doggy, anon

Jesus Fucking Christ howl of the year there
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I've had my contacts in all day, eyes are sore and dry but I can't be fucked to go upstairs and take them out. Such is life
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>>39548926
Untrue for those true feels
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>that feel when you do banter with your foriegn girlfriend and she doesnt understand and gets angry with you and stops talking to you thinking you're just being a dick and all you can do is be sad because she doesnt understand and wont let you explain
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>>39549128
Listening to it right now, this is good shit. On 'In Mcdonalds' atm, might have to go my local maccy ds with this song on just to say I've done it
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>>39549155
ah yes, truly a relatable feel. carry on fellow anon
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is 8ch dead now?
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Just imagined telling a shit joke at a party and a table of people laughing. I'm beyond saving lads
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>>39549232
Tell us the joke then, anon. I might laugh
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>>39549224
>tfw the mods got all excited at the extra traffic
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>>39549046
i kek'd but watch it lad haven't finished season 2
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>>39549232
https://youtu.be/A_8Uv-y8Dbc
alrite limmy lad
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>>39549244
>if you smoked canabis when you were pregnent would your baby be born woke af
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>>39548658
surprise surprise 185
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>>39549278
I had a slight grin from how shit it was
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>>39548733

Coming home from my wageslave job, waiting at the train station, I see some kids, a group of girls, couple of them dorky and a couple not-so-dorky, late teens-early 20s?
Whatever. Vaguely listen to their (particularly loud) conversation about something or other. Keep hearing words like "Genji", "scope", "hiding at the top" thinking it must be my vidya-addled brain finding gaming terms. Finally realise that they ARE actually talking about Overwatch when I hear them say "We're all heroes now", apparently they were coming from a LAN event or something.

Then a fucking DEEEEEP bout of depression hit me. I mean, no dude was interested in games like the way I when I was kid and these fucking girls are having in-depth nerdy enthusiastic discussion. Zero nerdy friends and zero nerds at school. I was all alone in my nerdy interests. Born too early and too late.

This is like God mocking me. I feel like I should set my retro consoles on fire.
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>>39549293
Cilla BANG! and my boners gone
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>>39548916
wtf i love muslims now

Get out
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>>39549261
Haha that's why I made sure to spoiler it all incase you hadn't seen it. Finished season 3 yesterday, crazy shit. Still don't know what happened
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just made 34p on qmee lads. the money is rolling in
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>>39549297
>tfw made ebin grin
good enough
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>>39548750

posted this before but it will always be my comfiest /nightwalk/ tune of all time
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>>39549313
hahahahahahahaahhahaahahahaha
this nearly made me like the cillafag for the setup.
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>>39549311
Gaming communities are awful anyway, its about as normie as playing Football would have been when you were at school probably, not to mention the females are probably fake US NERD types and just there so losers orbit them
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>>39549278
a lot of the time making people laugh is due to how you say things
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>>39548916
Fake ass muslim.
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>>39549348

would help if i added the link, apologies lads, not been sleeping well recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHQmDqlv5Rc
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>>39549361
I feel this would happen to me, but they'd be laughing at my voice not with it
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>>39549361
I'm actually really funny in person I swear
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>>39549323
every episode gave me a case of the feels and leland just got arrested hope he gets off
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walking past muslims women always makes me rather uncomfortable now, lads. they see me as a sex objecxt and not a person..i'm not just a BNP
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>>39549297
I've preparing a big load to unleash all over your waifu's tits. You ready lad?
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Just watched the twin peaks s3 finale. Not really sure what to make of it plot wise but it left me with a great sense of dread. Lynch's work always seems to evoke emotion in me in a way other TV shows can't. . Any of you lads watched it?
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>>39549348
>>39549376
Nice one, the quirky bucket on head guy has some good stuff. You heard this? The album cover alone gets me right in the feels, it's all about his father who had died recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvLSChEP-rY
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Even Ebin's doggo is a top lad.
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>>39549359
>Gaming communities are awful anyway

I don't care, right now (and for the past 28 years I've been I alive) I don't think I've ever been a part of anything.

>its about as normie as playing Football would have been when you were at school probably

Maybe, I suspect that when gaming became normie territory, legit nerds, "nerds" and normies had a common talking point, so legit nerds developed social skills.

>>39549359
>mention the females are probably fake US NERD types and just there so losers orbit them
Maybe, maybe not, but teebeeaiche they seemed like they were dorks except with style and make-up skills. (I guess looking good is a standard thing in this new generation, kinda unsurprising with all these make-up youtube channels.)

I hate God. Fucker left me by myself.
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>>39549361
This is what I've realised, I sometimes have funny jokes/witticisms but my delivery is so shit

Same way that when you repeat a joke you heard it can fall flat on its face if you don't get the delivery right
>tfw could never be a comfy comedian ,=messing around on tv
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Oh God I have a weird face lads really stared in the mirror too long
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>>39549528
If you stare at the abyss for too long, the abyss will stare back
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>>39549528
Do acid then stare into the mirror in a dark room lit by candlelights
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>>39548658
virgin visits a prostitute

https://www.xvideos.com/video16847253/virgin_hires_a_prostitute
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>>39549564
Mirror and acid is always a bad idea, started to see all my deepest flaws
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>>39549495

listening now and it sounds comfy, relaxing too, ive always liked buckethead for the quieter/comfier tunes, there are some great ones on the "colma" album
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>>39549564
If it's this bad on weed I wont bother with the acid
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So lads, I've finally given up on the self improvement I've been attempting for the past year. I turned 30 and thought I'd give it one last go, see if I can actually turn things around but today I turn 31 and it's all shite still.
So I've resubbed back on Final Fantasy 14, deleted my dating accounts, deleted the girls phone numbers I managed to get but never quite got anywhere with and embraced that I'm gunna live at home and work my 20 hours a week minimum wage job until I finally reach breaking point and off myself.
Happy fucking birthday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WJXSTfCOL4
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>>39549359
Also I was shit at football so I usually picked last.
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>>39549608
Happy Birthday lad. Sometimes being content with what you have isn't such a bad thing. I think a lot of us are forced into desiring this set way of living and then when it doesn't pan out we feel like shit. Nothing wrong with doing things differently. If its any consolation, most married people I know are unhappy with their lives as well. Also, dynasty warriors TV show looks like kino, I need to watch it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZrajvJpSZU

what do you lads think of this? its very interesting
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>be drunk and outside sitting on the curb singing 10~ minutes ago
>git comes out from across the road
>"i'm trying to sleep fuck off down the road or i'll pull your fucking teeth out down your throat I gotta be up at 5am"
>ponder how loud I could possibly be across a road through a window
>wander off because I didn't actually intend on disturbing poor wagecucks
>regret not fighting him as I wander home
Poor bastard, but I guess I respect him for not calling the police or some bullshit. How's your night going lads?
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>>39549704
Sounds like a rollercoaster lad. You really would have fought him?
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>>39549703
Im too lazy to watch something that long
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>>39549732

No, he really would have got his teeth kicked in.
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>>39549732
Well I'm drunk and I watched Fight Club recently so I feel like getting in a fight would make me feel alive.
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>>39549608
I can't argue with you man. I'm going to kill myself when I reach 30. 2 years from now.

This >>39549311 kinda knocked the wind out of me. Gonna stay in bed until my next shift if I feel like going. I can feel a tightness in my chest. I hope it's a heart attack.
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Just had a panic moment in the kitchen, was an M&S bag for life with a kitkat and a orange warburtons loaf in it. I picked the warburtons orange loaf from it and turned and in the corner of my eye I saw something lunge fast towards me and absolutely panicked, took me like 2 mins to lower my heartbeat and stop shaking again. The bag had fallen over but in the corner of my eye it was deceptive.

Also had some crumpets and thought of that weird trip while buttering them up.

>>39549459
yeah, unleash it
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>>39549703
wtf I love Kim now
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>>39549752

Nah, you just have lost teeth.
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>>39549773
You're like a jittery ferret
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>>39549777
>wtf I love Kim now

North Korea is Best Korea.
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>>39549788
Eh he didn't look particularly intimidating or anything, looked like he was in his thirties and shorter than me, all talk too as a real man would have attacked me when I said "yeah yeah whatever"
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>>39549777
>>39549802
would be mad if north korea is actually decent and all the negative stuff we hear is propaganda
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>>39549798
I was fairly relaxed and tired before that happened, it came as a surprise that I got so shocked and panicked over it. I probably look bad when I'm out in public though. I'm partially curious as to how shipanon will perceive me if we meet for a brief exchange, i'll probably be on total edge meeting someone from online too
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>>39549311
>we're all heroes now
Kek, what a bunch of window wipers
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>>39549810

He'd have delivered you life changing injuries without breaking sweat.

Your Sperg was detected and you were given a bye.
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>>39549311
that reminds me, saw an absolute neckbeard late 20s type with an overwatch hoodie on today when I left the bookies, he looked over at me too.
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>>39549703
THIS GOOK IS WOKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Just finished binge watching Tsuki ga Kirei
For those of you who don't know its basically the perfect middle school romance anime where they end up happily married
>TFW you never experienced young love and never will
>TFW you will probably never experience love what so ever
Great anime, but now I'm really fucking depressed
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>>39549856
>>39549311
Bit late for people to be getting into overwatch innit?
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>>39549849
Doubtful. The fuck's a 5'10 looking motherfucker going to do to a drunk guy that's got nothing to lose? If he actually had it in him to do fuck all he would have tried.
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>>39549900
I "got into" it a few months ago when it was on sale, played it till level 25 then gave up. It's alright for a bit but repetitive and boring - then again I only played Mercy
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>>39549906
you should of stayed and carried on singing, i bet he would have hit you, he didnt come down stairs for nothing otherwise he would have called the police. youre just trying to make yourself feel better for being a bottlejob
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>>39549773
You seem to echo this pic quite a lot. Ever considered the devil's lettuce?
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>>39549889
i think i have given up on women or at least i have for the time being. being in love in nice but that flame eventually dies out
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>>39549943
Yeah like I said I regret not fighting him, but I'm not drunk enough to feel like disturbing random cunts, was just chilling, didn't realize somebody would have their fucking window open.
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>>39549953
no, it might offer temporary relief while high but its known to actually make paranoia/anxiety worse - not to mention the fact its a gateway drug to harder stuff. My last attempt at fixing this is on the 19th September, I haven't got my hopes up though.

I imagine it'll either go two ways in the end, I'll manage it and perhaps cure it or i'll end up getting arrested for something
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>>39549278
You could get a few laughs if everyone there was high
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>>39550015
heres ya nappy, pal
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>>39549960
I'd at least like to lose my Virginity at Uni
Then I don't mind discarding 3D entirely, spending too much time on 4chan has given me massive trust issues towards women (worried they're all sluts for chad kinda thing)
In our defense I don't think it's ever been harder for any average and below guy to find love.
Thank you feminism for that!
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>>39549827
Highly unlikely lad, it's not just stuff we hear but stuff we've seen as well from people going into North Korea

So far it sounds like they're right about the West though. This reminds me of that arab fella who visited the US and influenced Al Qaeda, he had very similar things to say about the US
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>>39550022
Is that Scarborough September? Go for it lad

As for the weed you're probably right, it might make you even worse. I've done it a handful of times and some made me really relaxed and sleepy but others made me very anxious.
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>>39550065
The funny thing is I was legit not scared/intimidated whatsoever. I was just like "shit man, am I really that loud?" and when he was talking shit trying to act tough I said "yeah yeah whatever" and he walked back.

Fuck I wanna get in a fight, but I don't wanna be the cunt that antagonises a random person to do it.
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>>39550081
yeah, you're probably right. i wonder if some of it is at least exaggerated though, especially the stuff about the slave camps.
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>>39549900
>>39549834
>Kek, what a bunch of window wipers
>Bit late for people to be getting into overwatch innit?

Not really about Overwatch persay, it just that they were unashamed geeks, or geeks full stop. Like I said, I was literally the only person throughout my primary, secondary and probably college, who was a nerd/geek/whatever.

I mean, from 10 to around 20, my few "friends" were trying really hard to grow up and leave all childish things behind so there was always a schism between me and them. I remember once I somehow recorded Smash Bros Melee onto the VHS player and for some reason I was particularly proud of that and told one of my "mates". Their response was basically "and...?". What enrages me more is that this same mate YEARS later tells I could've made money if I taken my gaming shit to youtube and giving all this talk about how WE could've made money in various schemes before the geek thing exploded. Multiple mates have said the same thing, but it's like YOU were annoyed that I was still playing games back then.

(After 20 I just mulled around and played games to pass the time more than anything out of enjoyment.)
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>>39550133
>i'll end up getting arrested for something
That might be Scarborough September

I have a mental health assessment on the 19th, I'll most likely get condescension from the female again and just shit advice but at least I'll try.
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>>39550145
leave such petty concerns behind you anon and ascend to /SerenitySeptember/
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>>39550180
>I have a mental health assessment on the 19th
Christ, you might pull off Sanity September after all, how about that
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>>39550068
>In our defense I don't think it's ever been harder for any average and below guy to find love.

I feel like anons rate themselves WAAAAY higher than they really are.

Lower your expectations little anon.
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>>39550180
It's probably too late to be dealing with this but I've been reading this book, The Outsiders, and it reminded me so much of you and what you say it's scary. Have a read if you're interested:

>The outsider's case against society is very clear. All men and women have these dangerous, unnamable impulses, yet they keep up a pretence, to themselves, to others; their respectability, their philosophy, their religion, are all attempts to gloss over, to make look civilized and rational something that is savage, unorganized, irrational. He is an Outsider because he stands for Truth.

So far so good right? But it goes on:
>That is his case. But it is weakened by his obvious abnormality, his introversion. It looks, in fact like an attempt at self-justification by a man who knows himself to be degenerate, diseased, self-divided. There is certainly self-division.

What do you think Ebin?
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Why has ebin suddenly done a complete 360 with his mind set, has the lad had an Epiphany?
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>>39550223
>ascend

I'm not going to "ascend" to anything. I'm basically, to use a gaming term, in a unwinnable state.

You remember those old point and clicks where sometimes if you missed something way back you'd get stuck at a certain point and never progress further? That's like my life right now.
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>>39550339
I still view him with suspicion for the moment, but if he keeps it up I'll be willing to believe he might've had some breakthrough.
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>>39550145
I kind of know where you're coming from, kind of, except all of my friends, literally everyone I knew growing up played games, even my dad. Seeing these modern day gamers still irritates me for some reason though. I guess its just because its a world I'm not really a part of anymore and it reminds me that I'm getting older. I'm into a lot of new music and it makes me sad thinking that I'm a bit too old now to be able to relate with the other people who're into those scenes. We all have things like this, Its just a frustrating part of aging unfortunately.
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>>39550282
Don't matter how you look when no girl even knows you exist anon
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>>39550350
>You remember those old point and clicks where sometimes if you missed something way back you'd get stuck at a certain point and never progress further
This is genuinely a good way to describe it
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>>39550363
its great if he has had a breakthrough, i just want to know what has caused this sudden change.
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>>39550324
>The Outsiders

Sounds like an YA piece of shit.

Read Notes From Underground by Dostoevsky. Probably far superior book about social isolation.
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>>39550386
Aim lower, trust me.
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>>39550404
Why are you chatting such shit? I've read Notes From Underground and it's good, The Outsiders is a non-fiction book about various authors who lived or wrote about isolation, Dostoevsky included.
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>>39550145
>unashamed geeks, or geeks full stop

You don't want to be with these people, they're insufferable. Anyone with an ounce of decency should still be growing up out of that but now you have manchildren that never do and they're never worth interacting with. Gaming and geek culture becoming mainstream and fashionable ruined it beyond recognition, it just gets worse and worse as time goes on. I'd enjoy it to go back to the mid 2000s level where it was popular enough but not yet full mainstream cancer before cancerous leeches like youtubers and twitch streamers arrived
That's my thought on it anyway, you shouldn't feel bad.

>>39550226
I doubt it, my experiences with the mental health services are very poor

>>39550324
sounds like the subject matter of my blogs in a more literary and less brainlet way

>>39550387
That is a good way to describe my life too tbqh. Just endlessly thinking of ways to solve the puzzle yet repeating the same mistakes over and over again in awful repetition

>>39550339
I might have been humbled by some events on imageboard or had some realizations. I live in contradiction of myself and views. I'm just a confused autist who tries to make sense of his self but becomes a joke in the process
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>>39550282
I disagree completely
I feel like us Anon's need to have some self-worth, if only to stop us from falling into crippling depression
It's not like we're going to be getting any praise from anybody else so once you think badly of yourself there's no getting out
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>>39550339
I'm still convinced the lads a character but if not good for him.
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>>39550375
>We all have things like this, Its just a frustrating part of aging unfortunately.

Yeah, but I never had it in the first place, it was always just me. And "mates" coming up to me telling I should've kept this "gaming thing" going after the fact when all the youtube/twitch has been done is pissing me off.

Listening to these girls is just the icing on the cake.
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>>39550482
I'm not a character, I just paint my life as a character and a story to cope. Everything is sincere and usually to my detriment, the accurate truth.
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>>39550449
>sounds like the subject matter of my blogs
The first part definitely, but the reason I posted that was for the second part, that's where the self-awareness kicks in and you see why you think/thought that way. Just trying to help your path to /ascension/
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>>39550449
>I doubt it, my experiences with the mental health services are very poor
The fact you give enough of a shit to try is something.
As someone who had my part in the shitflinging this new you is growing on me.
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>>39550449
>You don't want to be with these people, they're insufferable.

I really wouldn't mind, you're an anon, you should know how soul-crushing it is to be alone.
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>>39550449
>I live in contradiction of myself and views. I'm just a confused autist who tries to make sense of his self but becomes a joke in the process
Come give us a big hug lad, no homo
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>weed gets you addicted to saying you're not
true?
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>>39550605
It can, same as vidya or shitty food
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>>39550520
I'm self-aware ENOUGH. I'm aware I'm faking myself by being more tolerant, I might be slowly turning into what I've ranted and raved about knowingly, but its given me a slight buzz. Or maybe i'm just on one of my mental ups waiting for another crash, I don't know. Being hated and rejected by an imageboard you've inhabited for a long time isn't nice.

>>39550550
I'd rather be alone than with many groups.

>>39550580
I don't trust you

anyway I'm probably going to get sperged out at again tomorrow and will have to show restraint once again. I think I can be super friendly and nice almost ironically, certainly aware but it feels easier and better than being myself. It's almost like playing a character but everyone will start liking you, you barely have to think you can just be jovial and upbeat. Its a weird one but if I can keep that attitude up it might lead me into a better life, maybe masking my true self like some psychopath
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>Feeling pretty lost atm
>Not sure what I want to do with my life
>Is being a wagecuck all life is?
>GF and friends is how most normie wagecucks get by but being autistic I probably won't have those
>Think I would enjoy being a simple NEET but not sure if it's just a cope
And I'm only 18, I cant imagine the suffering some of you 30-bros are going through...
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>>39550706
And all this romance anime really isn't fucking helping
Need to stop watching shit about people being happy in highschool when I just finished it and it was fucking miserable
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>>39550706
>And I'm only 18, I cant imagine the suffering some of you 30-bros are going through...
This is some surprising empathy and self-awareness from someone your age. What's your situation as far as education/uni/work? The NEET life might sound appealing to you but I'm sure a lot of older anons here will caution against it, it takes its toll after a while.
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>>39550706
neet only works if you have true passions and somewhat of a social life. if you're a simple consumer with no friends, you will get bored of it after a few years and become suicidal.
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>>39550694
>I'd rather be alone than with many groups.

Each to their own I guess. If I had the option to go through life again with my own set of dorks, I would definitely go for it.

Right now, I genuinely don't know what to do.
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>>39550694
You show glimpses of self-awareness but I'm not sure if you really follow through with the thought, it usually ends up with you blaming other people again.

What you described at the end is basically being a normal person in society, it's about faking it without making it too obvious. What you need is balance, friendly but not too friendly to the point where it's clearly fake. Honest about people and life but not 'too' honest to the point where you're offending everyone around you.
Best of luck lad, hope the thread is alright tomorrow. Tonight we've proven that we can function together, hope the illterate lad doesn't reee again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0LJNEQz-E4
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>>39550763
Going to Uni to study Law next month
Not that interested in Law but getting a cosy job as a solicitor in some firm would be great for me
It's more i'm worried about without any kind of social life, how long my sanity will last
I also have massive problems with procrastinating, I literally did 0 revision for my A levels and still got AAB and one day I'm certain it's gonna catch up with me
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>>39550869
I studied law too and I literally got through it by procrastinating every single coursework til the night before. If you got AAB at a-levels that way I'm sure you'll get through uni. But don't do what I did...you want to get at least a 2:1, all the law firms require that

The social aspect is something I can't help with kek, uni broke me
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>>39550828
Yeah I don't think many anons realise that the layabouts they see in life, usually have places to be and people to meet.

Being NEET loner is soul-destroying
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Anyways it's 4 in the morning and I've got work tomorrow
My self-esteem fluctuates more than a schizophrenic off their meds anyways; tomorrow I might feel great about life and looking forward to all the Staceys I'm gonna bang at Uni
Good night britfeel.
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>>39550838
"dorks" mostly seem insufferable though, just fall for whatever is hyped so they are perceived as being "in" with the culture. Most don't even like it just pretend to fit in with the culture

>>39550865
I get mistaken for some anon and have to go in damage control. That one or maybe two anons you mention are so insufferable its hard to not insult them. I still wish I could pull myself away from imageboards but it always fails, I've got nothing to replace it with. I'm always just sat here and naturally feel the need
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>>39550952
Gonna go to bed too.

At least I have Destiny 2 to waste my tomorrow.

Death can't come soon enough.
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>>39550979
>"dorks" mostly seem insufferable though, just fall for whatever is hyped so they are perceived as being "in" with the culture. Most don't even like it just pretend to fit in with the culture

I don't know if you're trying to make me feel better but like I said they legitimately seemed to enthusiastic about, if I hand even a handful of people like that then maybe I wouldn't be so socially retarded. Break time at work literally me with a bag of crisps watching the TV or "BANTA" with the "LADS".
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>>39550979
>>39551105
*seemed to be enthusiastic about it

Anyway, I need to go to sleep. I'll whine on the next /britfeel/ thread.
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>>39551105
I guess so, those gaming communities just seem like cancer to me. I can't really specify a reason for saying that other than what I said before, just seems full of manchildren and actual children in the big games like OW and LoL. Maybe a more niche game but you'd still have the odd insufferable female of the group only their for attention
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>>39551152
>>39551131
I fucked up their and there too, I haven't had much sleep either.
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>>39551152
Gaming is basically a normie hobby now. I still play games sometimes, but they are definitely shit compared to what they were 10 years ago and this is because it has become super main stream. Most of the lads i spoke to at uni were "gamers" and you can imagine what they were like
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If you could get away with every kill, how many murders would you be willing to commit to have a girl look you in the eye and say say "I love you"?
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>>39551266
0
don't care
ori
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>>39551285
Because someone has said it before?
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>>39551266
none. i dont care about women enough to kill an innocent person. I probably wouldn't even kill a dog for a women
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>>39551266
i would kms then as I am dying girl say I love you
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>>39551266

Depends on the girl. For the one in your pic I would say 7 and and entire bloodline worth of freys.
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>>39551266
>to have a girl look you in the eye and say say "I love you"?
That's it? No guarantee about the future?
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>>39551305
>companionship to stop the loneliness
>someone to share ideas with
>physical reassurance
>sex
How could you want anything other than thi, except perhaps life goals?
>>39551315
That would fuck her up quite a lot
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>>39551372
If she meant it I could probably hero in the knowledge that there isn't much else to achieve
>>39551366
I suppose after the first few you become desensitised and it fucks you up less
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>>39551386
>>companionship to stop the loneliness

i can already partake in things that diminish the loneliness

>>someone to share ideas with

most women are mongs

>>physical reassurance

i have no need for this

>>sex

this is the only benefit and from my experience sex is not good enough for me to put up with someone i dont like
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>>39551477
Almost all of my knolage about women comes from places like here, save some small talk when I was younger. Memes aside, are they really the vile human beings I think they are?
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You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
That's the power of love
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>>39551509
they are not vile, in my opinion anyway. the problem with women is that they are desensitized to any problems we face as men and they act like children. Men can be stupid, but always the really retarded people i know are women. Women are usually good at academics but shit when it comes to life skills. im going to bed. good night.
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Feel pretty fucked up mentally lads. Not been sober for awhile
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Lonely Stiener bump
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Morning lads

>woke up late for work again

Going to be one of those days desu
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out of pop
out of food
out of petrol
out of e-juice

might have to nick a tenner from my brother
I'll replace it before he even knows it's gone
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>>39552313
What time do you have to be in work for lad? I'm off to bed now.
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>>39552367
6, but it takes me an hour to get ready and then an hour's commute

Bit jealous you are going to sleep. Goodnight (morning?) anon!
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>>39552358
>I'll replace it before he even knows it's gone
A lifetime of crime begins
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>>39552401
Sounds heavy that lad. Don't be jealous though, at least you have somewhere to be. NEET life but overall employment is better.
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is this a good deal?
there was chuffin loads of 'em
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could you imagine leaving school at 16 and then being a neet for 5 years

i mean what sort of idiot would do that

kill me
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>>39552544
Only 40p off? Not worth it
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Watching a show I know nothing about and pretty sure I'm about to get frightened
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>>39552714
man up you numale mangina beta faggot cuck
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>>39552735
Ok but my nightmares are your fault
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>dipping flapjack into nutella
>drinking chocolate milkshake and melted hagendaaz
>watching sonic mania speedruns
I am become hedonism
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTK6ja_NJro

tune lads
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>>39552735
It was really horrible. A child died.
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Lads has anyone ever ordered the weird food that seem to be in every takeaway? Like why do kebab shops sell chocolate gateaus and jacket potatoes
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>>39553337
oh yeah, I get those just out of curiousity
last time was a doughnut
it was just an asda ring doughnut in a takeaway box
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>>39553388
>just an asda ring doughnut in a takeaway box
the bloody cheapskates
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>>39553427
I think I'll try profiteroles next time
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>"haha anon don't be paranoid we just forgot to ask you to come"
why do I exist
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>>39553721
to be ignored
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>pretending to be asleep
>actually up all night
>hiding in room to my family goes to work
>gonna go and buy drink when they leave
I feel like a kid again
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>>39553734


guess that settle it then
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>tfw was supposed to go to bed early cause work


>haven't been to bed
>will prob miss yet another day
its a strange feel
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Just made this spag bol, not really my breakfast since I been up all night
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>>39554144
Is your cheese frozen?
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What's an autistic hobby you have lads? I like to make thematic music playlists
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>>39554286
>thematic music playlists
for example?
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>>39554300
I just finished a 300 song playlist filled of slow hiphop/rnb like Drake and The Weeknd that gradually gets more and more agressive the further through you get
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>he isnt using his dog racing winnings to buy booze at 8am
chat soon lmaos
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>>39554496
Living the life anon
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>>39554496
>live in Scotland
>can't buy alcohol between 10pm and 10am.
Fuck my life lads I'm only awake between those hours.
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>>39554614
What type of shit law is that lad? What about 24 hour tescos and shit?
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>tfw never gonna be partying like a mad cunt with proper dirty birds in Ayia Napa like I did back in the day.

Why do we make good memories in our youth lad. They only haunt us as we get older.

>>39554633
Outside of pubs it's illegal and in pubs it's something like only after 10pm, or 12pm on a sunday.

It's to stop binge drinking, but it doesn't help.
We're not allowed multi-pack deals like England either. So if Asda in England has 3 crates of tennants for a tenner, Scotland can't do the same deal.

It's shite and doesn't work.
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>>39554664
Bloody hell, surely binge drinkers will just stock up during the day?
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Nervous asian qt dentist on bbc breakfast lads
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>>39554682
Exactly, it doesn't work. It's the most pointless law in existence.
>tfw no Bargain Booze stores here.
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>>39554703
Used to live next door to a bargain booze until recently when it got bought by some shit corner store company. Only bright side is the cute white girl that works there but still, miss the 10 quid 70cl smirnoff
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>>39554682

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/asp/2005/16/contents

These are the objectives.
(1)For the purposes of this Act, the licensing objectives are

(a)preventing crime and disorder,

(b)securing public safety,

(c)preventing public nuisance,

(d)protecting and improving public health, and

(e)protecting children [and young persons] from harm.

SNP are a fucking joke lad.

>>39554726
Use to love when I'd go down to Carlyle or Newcastle and be able to just nip across and get a tonne of cheap alcohol from Bargain booze. Was quality.

That said, I don't drink these days. Not like I use to anyway. In the last 9 months I'd have maybe 15 pints total and maybe a total of 50cl of hard liquor.
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why the fuck am I so tired lately?

went to bed at midnight, tried to get up at 7 and it was impossible. tried to get up at 8 and even then it was impossible, only managed to wake up because my mum forced me up and I feel like I've only slept 4 hours when I've actually slept 8
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missed the last few threads anything interesting happen?

Also I found this really weird song/video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PV2lZMSvgU
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Been doing a lot of hot smelly brapppsz for the past 90 minutes to be baka lads, room has a good stench desu.
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13 degrees C outside desu. Lovely, cold and fresh; the boiling hot summer has been absolutely disgusting this year.
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Lads, I'm kinda hooking up with a girl, nothing serious, but she comes round and we netflix and "chill".

My problem is I'm always first to text, and she'll only reply with a 'x' if I send one first.
I know it's a bit of a pussy thing to complain about, but it kinda irks me, and makes me think is this girl even worth it.
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>>39554943
Cannot wait until it gets really chilly. Dragon's breath, big comfy coat, rosy cheeks. The blast of warmth when you go indoors. Snow would be nice.
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>>39554999
>I know it's a bit of a pussy thing to complain about,
it most certainly is
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>>39554999
If you're always the first to text, maybe she's not that into you. Clearly she's into you enough for sex, just not enough to initiate.
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>>39555028
That's what I was thinking. I mean, I'm not gonna end it anytime soon. Think I'll just use her as a hook up or something. So instead of texting her as often I'll just text when I want that booty.
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>>39555043
If she's hooking up with other people as well, be sure to get tested.
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>>39555059
As far as I'm aware she isn't, we laugh at some of the lads at work trying to get stuck in about her. But I do plan on getting tested every few months, just to be safe.
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>listening to moldy peaches for the first time in almost 12 years.

God damn did I have shite taste lads.
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>>39555084
>As far as I'm aware she isn't
Child please. Wait and you work with her?
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>>39555128
>Wait and you work with her?
How else does a sadcase meet birds?
I know you don't have sex with co-workers, but the truth is I hate the job and if all goes pete tong I'd happily just move on. It's a basic as fuck stock room job.
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>>39555157
Fair play lad. Dont get too attached and have fun. Also get off my board normie scum etc etc
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>>39548815
Moi hui - tvoi rot
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Should I buy a sexdoll?
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lads, why can you never find proper flannel shirts in this country? it's always some shitty imitation.

I just want a nice proper plaid flannel shirt to wear outside in the autumn
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>>39555208
Buy a gun instead
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>>39555208
No, just buy one of those sex toys that are just the butt and vagina. Save money and just get the good stuff.

>>39555226
Tried amazon or ebay?
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>>39555238
Would it be realistic enough to fool my brain that i have sex?
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So how did you all find 4chan?
I browsed imgur first saw some green text pictures on there and decided to see what 4chan was like
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>>39555297
I saw 4chan mentioned on wikipedia.
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>>39555297
I can't even remember when I first joined. 2013/2014 i think. no idea how i found it
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>>39555208
Do they make male sex dolls then? Just get a dildo
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>>39555295
No there isn't the social aspect to it. sex is enjoyable because it means there is a girl that wants you but when it's just a peice of rubber it's not exiting
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>>39555297
I was in college and a guy showed me the porn and hentai boards.
I was hooked. Been here since 2005/
My life is actual suffering
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>>39555314
I think that was when the tumblr raids we're going on mabie you heard about 4chan because of that
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>>39555297
a dork at school told me about it in year 9, 2005ish. been coming here on and off to look at tits and anime ever since.
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>>39555342
>Been here since 2005/
Wow 12 years of 4chan, what was it like back then
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>>39555375
Same as now. Shite, getting shitter, but not as fast and threads lasted days.
To be fair if it wasn't for 4chan I'd never have discovered the films, movies, music and even anime I like so much.

Although /v/, /a/ and /mu/ are pretty shit now.
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>>39555297
At this point I don't even know. It was more of a slow fade in rather than a direct point.
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>>39555208
Police have starting arresting for sex dolls - jail + sex offender reg.
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Quality bants lad.
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>>39555504
maybe life wouldn't be so bad if he understood how apostrophes worked
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I don't wanna go to work!
Pls don't make me go
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>>39555555
if you don't go you'll end up with a stinky neet willy
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>>39555555
I think you're legally allowed to call in sick after that.
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>>39555555
Kev has blessed you today
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>>39555330
What if I get a vr helmet?
I dont want to mess with prostitutes so much.
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>>39555297
I checked out /mu/ after someone on r/music said it was a lot better. He was right.
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just sneezed a filling out
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>>39555759
just sneeze it back in lad
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>>39555759
Knocked one of my crowns out years ago with a sweet. More annoying than anything as I had to go back to the dentist.

>>39555754
I could take a shit on a turntable and it would be a better music discussion than r/music
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>tfw you ejaculate on yourself and let it dry whilst watching chinese animated cartoon animes

I may be wasting my life but at least im
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>>39555811
What did it sound like?
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i really want to shag a hairy asian girl
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>>39556041
jesus, that fucking nanking body
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/britfeel/ is very slow now that school term has started again.
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>>39556075
i know, she's above my league.
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>TAKE ME TO CHURCH

how was this not original
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So peaceful. I hope /briteel/ stays this quite for a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHJ-XKBzBMk
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will diet coke rot my teeth or just stain them?

i ditched the sugar but i need my processed fizzy jew carbonate
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>>39556041
all asians are harry tho. trust me
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is it weird to see a escort in the morning or should i ring her later tonight my dick is diamonds.
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>>39556189
I mean it's more weird but I doubt the prozzie's gonna judge you.
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I hate dog people, honestly.

Like, I actually am fond of most dogs, but some people seem completely incapable of accepting they can still be irresponsible animals.

I hate whenever someone expresses concern over shit like pic related, they get overly defensive about how perfectly safe it is, that nothing would ever happen. they're probably safer WITH the dogs etc.
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who /lofihiphop/ here?
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All my life.

Watching America.
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>>39556330
I haven't heard that in years. Now you are making me feel old.
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Should I just become an accountant like my dad? He seems happy
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Is working in London, Shoreditch on 22k in an office block a good idea? I have to respond today whether I want the job.

I'm scared about working 9-5 and the responsibility.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6w8dulTQKE

>They're only the band the Arctic Monkeys could have been
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>>39556377
No, your rent will be too much. Look elsewhere.
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>>39556377
Shoreditch? 22k? Is that some sort of joke, who's going to pay your rent?
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I made this post a year ago and I still haven't figured it out
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>>39556225
fuck it im gonna do it cant decide THIC white girl or QT asian petite

odds asian
even THIC white
dubbs TRAP
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>>39556391
>>39556414
I'd stay in a 950 pound flat and split rent with a friend
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>>39556377
Get a place in the suburbs and commute in
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>>39556430
Go for it then mate.
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>>39556415
Friends s04, e18
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>>39556457
Unlikely
I've never watched an episode of friends from start to finish
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>tfw purposely overestimate how much I've spent this month so when I look at my bank account I feel good about how much I actually have left

>>39556419
Have a nice one mate
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>>39556307

I agree, and there is one specific thing that really rustles my jimmies. Often a dog owner will go through the ritual speech of "he dindu nuffin, he wouldn't hurt a fly" and then later on display that they are incapable of controlling their dog
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>How does it feel to treat me like you do, when you laid your hands upon me and told me who you are
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>>39556325
I have that exact stream on
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reminder to go listen to just jack - the day I died for nostalgic feels
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Don't eat Tynwald Baz
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>>39556646
Cracking song also stars in their eyes is good too.
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>>39556689
my fave just jack song has to be glory days
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Need to write CV/covering letter lads, any tips? What can I make up/lie about? Any good templates you use?
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>filament blown in the oven
Second time this year aswell.
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>>39556760
in my 3 years on the dole, my various coaches made and updated my CV and cover letter to be as broad as possible because they were losing their rag with me
in the end, the job I got didn't even request either
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>>39556760
>My A-Levels are good, my BJ Levels are even better
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Going to the cinema to watch that annabelle stoned.

What are the weed laws now anyway? Can you get prosecuted for being high but not in possession?
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>>39556795
>Can you get prosecuted for being high but not in possession?
lord no
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>>39556804
Really? I always assumed if the police caught you high they'd charge you for something?
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>>39556795
lad at work won't shut up about that fucking film
he's tried explaining it to me but all I could think of was Chucky
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>>39556822
I assume you could be done for public intoxication but you'd have to be acting fucked up
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>>39556760
On mine in the "additional skills" I had
>Very confident with a range of IT packages
>Basic programming skills in Java and Python.
>Built my own PC
If it's for a random job they ain't ever gonna check that shit. I also have that I volunteered at oxfam weekly for a year when I actually only went about 5 times ever.

>>39556795
Na. As long as you're not causing a disturbance they can't do shit. Not like they can prove it anyway. There was a dude just smoking a spliff at my busy bus stop the other day and no one really bat an eye then.
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Morning lads

>>39556325
Calling in lad
Quite enjoy it

Post waifus
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glass of milk with 1 blue ribbon and 2 wagon wheels comfy time
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>>39556847
>blue ribbon
ta fook ye on aboot laddy?
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>>39556828
It looks crap but we usually go to our local pictures because it's an utter dive and the tickets are now always cheap to watch a movie stoned.

>>39556840
We'd be smoking in a multi storey car park so hopefully it'll be all good
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>>39556856
a choccy biccie
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>>39556840
>not:
>Accomplished ability and demonstrably proficient in a range of IT packages
>Adept programming skills including Java and Python
>Vast experience building complete PC's

its like you dont even want the job
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>>39556871
a blue riband?
that's more of a wafer than a biccie
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>>39556873
From like 2 years ago now so don't care but it could have been better. Got me into this shithole at least.
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>>39556873
You're hired anon.
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>>39556891
yes potato patato
it's mostly biccie
the wafers are thin as fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Zb2rtuzUY

>tfw no comfy hurricane
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>>39556941
Who says Patato?
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>>39554999
>My problem is I'm always first to text,

This is most women
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>>39556950
Most women that you've dealt with maybe.
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>>39556966
Literally most women. Even my GF is the same, and she's not my first GF.
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>>39556948
i dunno it's just a expression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ3fjQa5Hls
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is there anything more uncomfortable than wearing a shirt completely drenched down the back with sweat?
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>>39556947
dunno if it's scary or comfy deffo cool
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>>39557001
Drenched wet socks and shoes
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>>39557001
Yes wearing socks that are so sweaty they get krusty
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>>39556845
Mornin'.

What have you got planned today?
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>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD
ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! a7
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what the fuck happened to cosmo?
I remember watching his OoT run live, he's lost his fucking mind since
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>>39557063
His parents named him Cosmo. That's a red flag right there
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>>39557044
I think I need to begin packing clothes, once my ps/2 adapter comes I'll try once more to fix my pc otherwise I'm not really sure what to do on that avenue.
Think I need a shower first of all though.
How about you anon?
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goth boy jumping on stage
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>>39557073
hmm, he always did reek of hippie parents
>Cosmo!, the lentil and soy bean soup is ready, stop your television games and call your sister Astora!
fucker never had a hope
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>>39557078
Sounds like a comfy day. I'm also in the packing clothes boat (first year of uni starts in a few days), so that's probably going to consume most of my day. Hope everything goes well for you!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
ill just leave this here
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>>39557044
Need to buy a cheap suit for a wedding this weekend. absolutely dreading going. Half heartedly learning JS on codecademy until I can be bothered to browse suits.

Then I'll probably smoke some weed and play some vidya.
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>>39557123

>He posts on /britfeel/ during school lunch hour
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>>39557125
adsa primark
>>
One guy says the error code relates to the windows config data is corrupted
(on all 3 different drives with os' - sceptical but perhaps caused by the change in motherboard?)
Think I'll try and boot from an Ubuntu ISO and when the adapter comes I'll try and install win7 on the fourth empty drive.
Any tech lads here? Good plan or not?
>>39557101
I'm actually due to move out for uni this weekend too.
Not so comfy though, lots going on and in terms of packing my clothes it's very unorganised. Lots of stuff doesn't fit so I have to sort through and decide what I'll be keeping and throwing etc. Quite tedious I personally find
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>>39557101
>>39557151
>press send before I'm finished
Thanks phone.
likewise though, good luck
How are you planning to move? Anyone taking you?
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You say you want to stand by my side,
Darling your head's not right.
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>>39556845
Consider it done

>tfw Mrs Shekelberg cuts my shift by a whole thirty minutes

About two and a half hours left now desu

>>39557001
Same as wearing socks that get wet from the rain. Got into the habit of taking spares with me when I go to work now
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>>39556760
Keep it very short - 2 pages max. Adjust slightly according to job.don't be afraid to lie/embellish a bit - nobody ever checks anything.just write it and don't agonise over it -
it will improve naturally over time.good luck lad.
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>>39557186
Take off your trip you bender.
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>>39557134
Sure lad whatever fits your narrative
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>>39557186
watch this lad >>39557123
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>bought used car last month
>suddenly wouldn't start last week
>send it back to garage it came from 100 miles away to fix under warranty
>guy says it might be the fuel pump
>they have had it for a week now
>call asking for update
>says he will let me know at 2 when his boss is in
I really hope I don't get fucked here lads. Hate waiting on calls like this
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>>39557123
Aren't trip codes the same as filling in the name option
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>>39557246
Hope them mechanics use lube beore they fuck you
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shocking amount of blacks downtown when I went this morning
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>>39557246
>he takes his car to the mechanic
Very effeminate
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My chest is 36inches exactly on the tape measure, do I need a 36 or 38 suit jacket?

Yes, I'm retarded.
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>>39557277
to be fair, theres so much fuckin electronics on cars now might as fucking well, it can be beyond the means of the average brit with their car sat out on the road because they don't have a garage cos fucking tiny houses.
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>>39557275
>>39557277
It came with 3 months warranty, figured I might as well let them sort it to save me paying for it
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40 at least lad
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>>39557264
no cause anyone
can do it their name
>>
Jerk off to robots
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>>39557287
you go into a shop and try some suit jackets on to see how they fit you.
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>>39557301
I don't get what trip codes are then. Explain
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>>39557287
Go and try some on, the fit will vary from brand to brand anyway. John Lewis do really good ones that aren't too expensive if you are near one
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oh cool someone new to filter
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>>39557334
makes a hash of a word then adds it to a separate hashed field, can't be spoofed and hard to steal
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>>39557334
basically a unique username on a anonymous message board
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In London for 10 days, what do i do?
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>>39557373
do your best not to have acid thrown in your face or be beheaded by a follower of the world's most peaceful religion
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>>39557366
But then can't people just copy it?
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>>39557394
no because it goes in a speperate field and the passcode gets hashed
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>>39557373
stay inside where it's safe
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>>39557287
i got a suit the other week and the 1 that was the same size as my chest was too tight. i'm sure the guy there said to try a size bigger. try both sizes and see what's best
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>>39557394
No otherwise there would be no reason to be a special butterfly
>>
Any robots in Edinburgh want to come to my flat in Haymarket tomorrow/friday for lewd cuddles?
Fembots and cuteboys ok.
No chavs please.
>>
http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-a-Narcissist
read this it will be uselful
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>>39557458
Take your gay hookup shit to /soc/ you faggot.
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>>39557464
This thread all makes sense now
>>
Lads, do you ever travel around the world using google maps street view?

I just visited Vancouver, Bangkok, Sao Paolo and Bogota in the span of 45 mins. Very entertaining. I'm doing more trips soon
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>>39557482
How so bhoy explain
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>>39557502
>A narcissist, obviously, cannot do any wrong in their own mind, which means they need someone to blame for any failures.
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>>39557501
Did you see any lewd things in bangkok
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>>39557501
>living something once is better than watching it a million times
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>>39557514
>A narcissist also has little or no insight into their own actions. They need to be constantly admired and feel entitled to the best treatment and to unquestioning compliance from everyone in their life.

hmm who does this sound like
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>>39557514
Reminds me of someone :thinking:
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>>39557535
To know whether or not you are dealing with a narcissist, ask yourself a series of questions. Does the suspected narcissist behave as though the world revolves around them? Do they need to be complimented before giving you their attention? If you disagree with them, do they attempt to shut you down? Are your own feelings minimized? Are your conversations always redirected so they become about the narcissist? If the answer to any of these questions is "yes," you might be dealing with a narcissist.

Really gets the nogging joggin.
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Job searching is fucking depressing lads.
Send pictures of Nigel Farage enjoying a pint.
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>>39557572
just be urself lad
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>>39557186
So only 9 hours today? Not so bad lass.
Is it busy at all?
>>39557464
>can sort of relate to some of these narcissist tendancies
>mfw
I'm sure it's just something that we all do a bit here and there right haha
right?
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>>39557578
>Recruiter tries to persuade me to take a job in Scotland
If I have to move to that desolate wasteland I will be dead within a year.
>>
todays journey destination is hebden bridge.
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>>39555555
>sextuples
You better have stayed in after that one
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pure comfiness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7mzF1CfcZc
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>>39557600
>a person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of themselves.
Then again, perhaps not.
"Everything they do comes under the purpose of how it best serves them, which is a terribly lonely way to live."
and lacking empathy unless I've been through it struck chords though
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>get woken up by the doorbell
>I'm the only person in the house
>ignore it and go back to sleep
who /devilish/ here
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>>39557600
Not anons
only avatarfags and trips.
>>39557610
I would move anywere in the uk to get out of this shithole also what job.
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>>39556307
>>39556510
It's pure delusion on their part. And these chavs who buy pitbulls to use them basically as a weapon and don't know how to train them is just stupid
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there was a fish in the percolator
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>>39557641
>ring my brothers house phone
>i know he is sleeping of nightshift
>ring ring ring 7 mins 3 calls later
>he answers
> i hang up

205 pepes lad noice one grammar bhoy.
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>>39557125
Next has some decent quality cheap ones.

I bought one from Burton recently and it's PROPA quality, came with free shoes too
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>>39557679
wtf is a percolator a water fitler or something
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>>39557666
Dogs get mental illness too you know
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>>39557276
hahaa alrigh grandad?
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Finally got an email about accommodation at uni, they're able to offer me digs

Probably not my first choice or even an ensuite but ah well
>>
nothing like shitposting in bed with a cup of tomato and beef soup, it's the best drink
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>>39557759
As long as you get a bedroom urinal
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>>39557679
>tfw you will never stay in The Great Northern hotel

>>39557713
It's some kind of pot they used to make coffee in, not sure how a fish got in there
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>>39557691
Very naughty, lad. Think of the poor wagies!

Aye, I've got quite a collection going. Need to file and name the rest of my meme folder but it's so much work
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so six paki men recently moved into a house opposite ours two doors down

i thought they were all there to help just one of them move house but all of them are living there and yet i never see any of them outside

what the fuck is going on in that house

i hate this street
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>>39557781
umm it's called a piss jug honey
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>>39557810
>not having a sink to piss into in your room

Do you even student
>>
>>39557809
>and yet i never see any of them outside
Sound like robots to me. What's the problem?
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>>39557809
Maybe try asking them you racist bigot?
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>>39557809
You might be able to catch a stray underage girl anon, keep an eye out.
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>>39557759
Silly me i was trying to boil last night catch.
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>>39557809
How many was it? You could probably report them because there's a regulation against that kind of rental. E.g. if they rented a 3 bed and there's 8 of the cunts living there, then it's unsafe and they can be removed.
>>
Lads how shitty are our self defense laws?
Like if a guy breaks into my house can I stab him?
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>>39557809
kek they did the same thing in my street, only they left together on mass and you never seen them alone, they all worked in the shitty local curry house.

The house stunk of curry and was a tip.

>>39557798
forget about it
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>>39557846
Depends on the judge. You are allowed to decent your self but you are only meant to use necessary force. In some cases fellas have been charged for murder because he shot some people breaking into his house
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>>39557846
Have a read lad:
http://www.bsdgb.co.uk/index.php?Information:Law_Relating_to_Self_Defence

From my understanding you can defend yourself but it's all about it being a reasonable response. So if someone tries to steal from you and threatens you with violence, I don't think it would be a reasonable response to stab him to death
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>>39557846
You can the tories changed the law, you can defend yourself but only in your home.
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>>39557846
Depends, the law usually says "reasonable force", if you believe he was a direct threat to you at the time, then you could preemptively stab him in the front. If he's running away when you brandish a knife, don't stab the cunt in the back because you'll be charged for that.
>>
>>39557525
Except it's not actually
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>>39557866
This is such a shot country. You should be able to do what ever you want to someone trying to Rob your house
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I failed at fixing my bike on my own lads. I think I'll have to do the walk of shame to the shop and have them fix it for me, charging ridiculous fees in the meantime
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>>39557909
if only could make the robber my sex slave.
>>
>>39557918
It's easy you effeminate mong, whats wrong with it
>>
>>39557924
I bet this happens more than people know.

who's going to save them? nobody knows where they've gone, police are too underfunded to conduct an investigation into the disappearance of some scum lowlife criminal.

literally just bugger them however long you want
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>>39557887
no reason to have sex then right?
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>>39557934
I'm not effeminate mate I'm just not good with handy work. No one taught me

Basically both tyres are flat, I suspect there's a puncture in just one but I can't get it off without a tyre lever and I wouldn't know how to put a new one on. Also the valve on the other tyre is bent and I can't get it to pump up at all. It's way out of my scope lad
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>>39557950
mfw i leave my door open to lure robbers in so i can rape them.
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>>39557956
Believe it or not, there are numbers between 1 and 100
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>>39557909
>someone breaks into your house
>no idea what their intentions are
>beat them until they run away or can no longer move in order to be 100% secure that there's no longer a threat
>apparently you're supposed to be having a dialogue with the man and come to a reasonable solution where the poor downtrodden member of the underclass who never really wanted to hurt nobody leaves on amicable terms without hurting your family but you should really just give him some money because you're a privileged white male
>judge who lives in crime-free bubble sentences you to prison
>>
>>39557973
epic, I'll remember that next time I'm hungry and decide to watch a video of someone eating
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>>39558011
>completely missing the point

Of course
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>>39557965
get a water basin fill it up
then pump air into the tyre tube
if you see bubbles, it has a hole then cover hole with thumb then get glue and the band aid thing
fuck it watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLO_HO0kEjs
>>
>>39558017
>not disproving my point
of course
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>>39551131
Huh, I'm surprised that this edition of the thread is still around. Normally it's the 2 or even 3 editions later.
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>>39558036
>disproving an illogical, fallacious "point"

From the mind of someone who thinks "living something once is better than watching it a million times" ladies, and gentleman.
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>>39558018
Lad I don't have a tyre lever to get it off...and the other valve is fucked anyway and I can't get it to pump up so it's pointless. I'm just taking it to the shop and I'll see what they say

Thanks for the help though
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>>39558054
the quote I put is from the art of war lad
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>>39558055
just use a butter knife, it's what i did
>>
I wish I could ride a motorcycle but I'm too lazy and also poor
>>
I don't understand how people can go weeks or months without washing their hair. I haven't washed it in 2 days and it's already itchy and oily, it feels disgusting. Is this just my reliance on shampoo or what?
>>
Any right-wing/tory bros here want to buy an amazing book on Austrian economics?

Pls otherwise I can't eat for the next few days

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/263184248546
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>>39558186
Sorry lad, if it was by Keynes I would consider it. we /lefty/ now
>>
I'm fresh from /int/ and honestly I thought that Brits were the Chads of 4chan. This thread however proved me wrong.

I always imagined Brits to be the cocky, witty and alpha Mister Fucker.

Go abroad and you'll see that all the foreign women will love your accent
>>
>>39558219
>This thread however proved me wrong.

Like do anons forget where they are or something?

If I could I would far, far away from this place.
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>>39558186
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/263184248546
No it's by some nobody tell me when you selling some Hans hermann hoppe books.
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>>39558213
Someone got bluepilled on 8ch
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>>39558219
>alpha Mister Fucker
Are you Indian?
>>
Anyone else the kind of lad who gets ignored constantly?

For example some friend at school I messaged on Normiebook, we exchanged 1-2 messages, he asked if I was into video games so I told him I was playing the new Mario and Zelda. He got really weird and didn't reply, so I sent a message saying "haha oh me and my nerdiness I know xD" and he messaged back saying "oh no it's fine we should meet up some time :)" Last I heard from him in months obviously.

Then this other guy I knew online, I told him I was really into some games and animes, again I did the same "lol I know I'm so bad" message. He replies back saying he's really into this stuff still as well (probably far more than I am) but dodges my invite to Discord. Everyone does.

It's getting to the point where everyone in my life treats me as a cringe freakshow. I can't talk to anyone without being paranoid I am doing something uncool.
>>
>>39558247
it's a fucking incredible book srs, goes way way way in to depth of the austrian school theories
>>
>>39558219
Even the Ken doll factory has a reject bin
>>
>>39558219
Lad, you are on r9k you know. Most people here have either learning difficulties or mental problems.
>>
Can anyone else hear that? It's like a really quiet fly buzzing around
>>
Tripfag anthem coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpeNwSAdhbk
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>>39558275
Same have a pity (you)
>>39558277
Are you the author
>>
>>39558275
>Anyone else the kind of lad who gets ignored constantly?

Before but I haven't used facebook since 2009. Mostly since it was a window into the great lives of others. Now that whatsapp has a status thingamajig, I get to experience that all over again.
>>
>>39558245
>>39558283
I do not really understand the purpose of this board yet. It appears to me that it is quite an emotional one though
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>>39558295
hahahaha how about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqFTMzoZGM
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>>39558324
Piss off non brit newfag
>>
holy fuck is this a real music vid. i thought it was a meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MFt08wEUOQ
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>>39558372
>When you find out England isn't a city...
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>>39558384
i giggled when i saw at
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>>39558275
Stop being such a wimp and putting yourself down like a little bitch what the actual fuck bro. If you like something, then like it why the fuck you saying it's bad you freak.
>>
>>39558372
I feel like they made this song and video just to prove that no one gives a shit about the content of these songs, as long as it sounds catchy it will be a hit.
>>
whats the most robot way to transport, walking, penny board, skateboard, bmx, taxi, bus, bmx or mountain bike?
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>>39558467
Longboard, it's the ultimate autismobile.
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>>39558467
walking,bus or mountain bike
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>>39558467
>penny board

What's that? Those mini-skateboards I see every hipster carrying all the time?
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>>39558467
Why don't you think about the most beneficial way to transport instead?
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anyone else have parents who argue and they really are as bad as each other
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The streets need sweeping, we need to get rid of the trip fags and foreigners
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hahahaha
the dislike ratio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyq6fTYxztc
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>>39558487
It would probably help if they didn't have a loser NEET son making everything worse
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>>39558532
That's a low blow man.
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Who's ready for the comfy bad weather coming from the tail end of all these hurricanes?
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>>39558540
Just speaking the truth mang
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>>39558553
sounds more like you're projecting your own relationship with your parents on to other people in the absence of facts
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>>39558553
Leave him alone you bully cunt dickhead
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>thinking of getting a tech deck (mini toy skateboard)
>21 years old
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>another bennies letter telling me i have to do some shit tier course

Simply not doing it lads

This zero hour shit is bad but im not working for free desu
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>>39558549
>hurricanes?

What hurricanes? Though I do have to admit I like the autumn/winter seasons. Makes everyone as depressed as me. Unless hipsters have found a new to brighten up the season.
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>>39558532
It might but I have a feeling couple's like that actually enjoy arguing and without anon they'd argue about serious stuff or ridiculously inane stuff anyway.
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>>39558570
Do it if it makes you happy
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>>39558580
Texas hurricane and Caribbean hurricane you hermit
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>>39558478
>tfw I have one
They're fun but haven't got mine out in a while. If you're using it for travelling you may as well use a bike. It's faster and you can lock it up instead of having to carry it inside.

>>39558482
Yeah. It's like a longboard but smaller and much less fun.
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>>39558549
Me, can't wait i'm going to go out during said storms, want to be the britfeel weatherman.
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>>39558529
>No I'm not saying you have to be black to post these GIFs
>Makes entire video about how non-blacks (but let's be honest they just mean white people) shouldn't use GIFs of black people
So... which one is it?
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>>39558529
>cultural appropriation
>black woman with straight hair
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>>39558608
I don't know have you seen this special snowflake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZFGMiq6uAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAvFAm1eJEQ
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>>39558529
She can fuck right off about white people using their culture. She is only here rather than living in a jungle because she is using white culture
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>>39558608
It is....drum roll please..... a non-issue.

You see THEY like to push pointless piece of crap designed to get people angry over nothing.

Don't rise to the bait and be angry about real issues like the NHS being sold off bit by bit.
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>>39558637
Was really glad to see this anti-white mentally ill faggot get fired for spewing that shit.
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>>39558637
I would absolutely colonise him
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>>39558711
It's stupid. Every race had slavery and war, we were just the best at it.
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>>39558711
Never understood why trannies like speaking for women, which a large chunk seem to depise women.

>>39558714
Faggot. Can I still be left wing if I'm homophobic but not racist and misogynistic?
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>>39558743
>Can I still be left wing if I'm homophobic but not racist and misogynistic?
Give Lenin a read lad, there's a strong tradition of homophobia there.

You can call me a faggot all you want, if you wouldn't want to colonise that prime piece of ass there's something wrong with you. Look at those DSLs too hnnnnnnnng
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>>39558738
black people today can be summed up by this proverb:
one eye on the past and you never forget. two eyes on the past and you can't see the future
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Tfw you'll never share a random lass with your best mates
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>Report a thread for being off topic.
>It's not off topic. you're on a different board from what you think you're on.
Name a more stupid thing to do.
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>>39558770

sounds exactly like something i would to lad but it did give me a giggle
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>Monday and Tuesday are my day off
>Had to work Monday
>Therefore days off are now Tuesday and Wednesday
>Boss calls me and asks why I wasn't in today
>Say cause I worked Monday
>He says that's fine he just wanted to know why

Is my boss thick or something?
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>>39558743
Well yeah. Left vs Right wing stems from the French Revolution when the supporters of the King sat on the right and the Republicans sat on the left. This then evolved into the economic space with left meaning socialist and right capitalist. Only in recent years really have the "liberals" co-opted the left wing.
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>>39558801
Most liberal are only left wing socially. They tend to lean to the right economically in my experience.
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>>39558797
no lad, he just wanted you to be there and share that girl with him
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>>39558770
>Report a thread for being off topic
fuck off content cop
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>>39558768
That's seems kinda gay bro.

>>39558763
>Give Lenin a read lad, there's a strong tradition of homophobia there.
Glad to hear it.

>You can call me a faggot all you want, if you wouldn't want to colonise that prime piece of ass there's something wrong with you. Look at those DSLs too hnnnnnnnng

That is very gay, senpai-a-lam.
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>>39558529
That orangutan is trying to sound as Middle Class English as possible while telling white people not to imitate blacks.
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Made some homemade spicy pork burgers and they're really good lads :3
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>>39558829
you seem insecure bro
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>>39558767
true that. And if you ever argue with one about it, they make up shit and say that white people stole all their ideas from the blacks lol
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>>39558711
best part is most of media is trying to defend him and they both get butt raped in the comment sections.
>>39558714
haha part of me would
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/04/retreat-has-no-chinese-values-dunkirk-movie-comes-fire-china/

>Calls have been made in China to boycott the British war film Dunkirk after it was subjected to a heavy bombardment from critics who said a "disastrous retreat" does not conform with "Chinese values". New Weekly, a Chinese magazine, compared Dunkirk to Wolf Warrior 2, a patriotic, all-action movie in which the Chinese hero overcomes Western baddies via a series of explosive and dramatic action sequences.
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>>39558886
HEY, pay respect to your new masters.
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>>39558856
aye they're completely obsessed with obtaining the moral high ground
>africa is only like this because of colonialism
yes probably true, but how does that actually help to fix your problems today?
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>>39558818
Very much so. It's actually a fairly large talking point within the economic left due to the fact in recent years those who don't really follow politics too much (especially in America) just assume that liberals are leftists and vice versa. The obvious ones are people like Hillary and Macron. People see liberal and then associate left when neither of these people have any economically left wing policies and mostly just have a hard on for mega-corporations.
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>>39558886
>disastrous retreat
it wasn't a disastrous retreat though, thats the whole point, the courage of civilians who came together in the nations darkest hour to prevent it from being a disaster was the point
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>>39559100
quite a lot of them, usually yank blacks, have a very us vs them mentality.
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>>39558886
They're boycotting it because this kind of "propaganda" is very dangerous to the Chinese government.

Chinese soldiers are all conscripts, while British soldiers are all volunteers. The Chinese government don't want Chinese people to see Dunkirk as it shows the a government that loves it's people and is doing everything it can to save them.

This is a completely alien concept to the Chinese.
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>>39559124
>the courage of civilians who came together

Chinese people don't believe in the courage of civilians. Only the government.
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>>39559136
>yank blacks

They all do, Muslims do too, it's natural. We've been brainwashed into not seeing ourselves as a group because it weakens us
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>>39559457
Pretty much this. Whites have been thoroughly deracinated to stop us from standing up for ourselves. All so we can't oppose the destruction of our own countries.
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I like a good war film as much as the next British Lad, but I heard Dunkirk has terrible sound effects, terrible acting, and we'd be much better spending our Yuan at a local all-you-can-eat restaurant
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>>39559481
Do Chinese restaurant workers send their money back to China?
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Cooked some Aldi olive bread stick things and they smell and taste like nail Polish remover
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>>39559457
>We've been brainwashed into not seeing ourselves as a group because it weakens us

true, if we are proud of our culture or race, we get labeled as racist. I find it funny how we constantly get told how we dont have a culture.
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>>39559500
You could just not be a massive pussy and stop caring if people call you racist without merit.
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>>39559494

They spend their profits at the casino, at which point I win the money, and spend it in their restaurant, completing the economic cycle.

They do seriously usually send a significant chuck back home to poorer relatives, but the above incident did happen to me once.
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>>39559457
This. "individualism" is cancer and a means to weaken the native populace.
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>>39559494
Yes, and not just chinese immigrants, virtually all immigrants send remittances back to their home countries. Just one of the many reasons why immigration is really, really shitty.

I know one family of zimbabweans because I used to be friends with their daughter, who send legit like 60-70% of their salary overseas. They essentially pay for their entire family back home, and if you know anything about africans you'll know they have extended families of near 150-200 people. This one family has even taken out loans occasionally to pay for the education of their cousins second brother's nephews wife or whatever.
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>>39559553
I can't blame them honestly, I'd do the same in their situation. Might as well take advantage of Western laxness.
>>
For those who are disillusioned with society and the concept of individualism you may enjoy reading a book called Atomised by the writer Houellebecq.
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>>39559549
Pretty much. It's only white people who're enticed by individualism. It's a very white thing. You don't get sub-saharan africans talking about how great libertarianism is, or pakistanis talking about the virtues of free-market economics. Everyone other than white people are through and through collectivists looking out for their own group. Whites have been gaslit to fuck and back by jewish media and influence to weaken our own in-group preferences.
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>>39559532
im not black, white, or yellow - i am a human being :)
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>>39559549
excusseee me.
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>>39559581
>You don't get sub-saharan africans talking about how great libertarianism is, or pakistanis talking about the virtues of free-market economics
Because their countries are too shit for them to afford individualism
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>>39559581
>It's a very white thing
No, it's a very rich person thing. Look at Japan and South Korea.

Individualism has only occurred past 1920. Race has nothing to do with it, economics is all that matters.
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>mumsie is a 65 year old woman and she doesn't know that yank comes from septic tank
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>>39559534
I'd like to learn poker really well and go to Macau to take advantage of all of those crazy Chinese businessmen throwing money away
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>>39559616
>Look at Japan and South Korea
Huh? What are you trying to say here? Japan and South Korea both have intense in-group preferences.

>Race has nothing to do with it, economics is all that matters.
This is an incredibly jewish narrative lad. It's the kind of attitude which has led to whites heading towards being minorities in their homelands in our lifetimes.
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>>39559549
>stop thinking about yourself as an individual, you're just part of the herd!
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Individualism is a good thing but we've take it to far. Like we wont even stick up for our own kind.
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>>39559577
I've got that on my bookshelf funnily enough, will be reading it next. Reading The Outsiders by Colin Wilson at the moment, I think people here will find it relatable
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>>39559646
I thought about going to china and being a english bulter or man whore, hear white british guys are very well payed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N8tlWir3EY
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>>39559647
>It's the kind of attitude which has led to whites heading towards being minorities in their homelands in our lifetimes.
That's cause whites aren't having children, but when overpopulation hits and everything collapses, we aren't gonna be the ones that end up starving to death
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>>39559581
>It's only white people who're enticed by individualism
And why do you think white people have been so successful you idiot?
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>>39559672
Do you reckon they'd take on a scouser or do you need a posh accent?
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>>39559656
individualism is a meme. Everyone is a reflection of their environment. No one is an individual, we all have attachments.
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Dunkirk is currently smashing the box office in China don't believe western lies
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>>39559673
Whites not having children wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing if there weren't so many non-whites breeding like rabbits

2 child policy when
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>>39559671
I will give that a read then after I finish Ubik.
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>>39559673
Overpopulation is a myth, people have less kids when a country gets more developed.
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GIMME SOME APPLE PIE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39559724
Anyone who breeds like rabbits is never not going to be the underclass, that'll be more important than sheer numbers when it comes down to it.
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>>39559701
think it's just english people, don't think they can tell the difference between english people.

Imagine being so tiger moms toyboy.
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this discussion has got boring lads, can we just blame everything on (((them))) and move on?
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>>39559770
(((they))) are a great example of why being a minority is just fine so long as you're a powerful one
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Why do my farts smell like Brussels sprouts when I've not eaten any?
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>>39559788
Don't know mate but I love the smell of my farts when I've eaten a lot of eggs
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>>39559819
I love the smell of my pee, when i have eaten sugar puff's.
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>>39559845
That's interesting. I've always hated the smell of my piss, I need to hydrate more so that it can always come out clear and not smell
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Why do we say Paedophile but not Encyclopaedia?
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>>39559868
mmmm that dark orange pee smell yum yum.
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>>39559596
>their countries are too shit

People make the country shit
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>>39559882
A lot of people say pedophile lad. I go for the 'ae' with both
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>>39559914
You mean you see people write "pedophile"? Cause they're pronounced the same.
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SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39559914
Yea I meant write. People write it both ways
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new thread my guys, couldn't think of a good edition so sorry about that

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