>brush teeth twice a day >floss once a day >near-perfect

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pic related seemed to work pretty well for me anon.

Tastes like shit for like an hour but it worked surprisingly well

>tfw enamel naturally stained yellow
Even confirmed by my dentist. It's not fair man...

>>39548415
It's just not fair

I don't even smoke ffs

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>smoke/eat meth for 1.5 years
>still have teeth perfectly intact
i like playin russian roulette with my mouf

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>tfw gingivitis
>tfw I cover my mouth every time I laugh

>>39549081
are you a japanese school girl?

>>39548415
>>39548446
>>39548345
So...go get whatever is left of the outer layer of your teeth bleached white. Teeth are naturally white but if you let bacteria eat the enamel they will turn yellow. If you see a yellow tooth it's because one layer or more has been eaten and destroyed.

>parents were hicks without dental insurance and gave me coke
>when I get dental insurance as part of tuition I have a bunch of cavities
>go from brushing once a day to understanding proper dental hygiene, flossing once, and brushing/mouth washing twice a day.
>still get cavities
>best I can hope for is a dentist going "you've stayed them off this time" and waiting for my teeth to get worse.
>ground my front teeth down out of stress
>mom has had root canal and is complaining of gum pain
>keep telling myself it's because she's a forty year long smoker who loves soda, even if she does brush twice daily and flosses
>flossing hurts
>feel like this is a hopeless battle

Fuck you OP, I wish the appearance of my teeth was my problem. I can't use whitening procedures because it would destroy what little structural integrity I have left. Get fucking bent, dude.

>>39549689
yeah but at least you aren't a virgin like me

>>39549838
I am a virgin. I woke up earlier than you did.

>>39548345
>parents spend money on braces even though i dont really need them
>finally get those fuckers off
>get retainer
>mom lets dog in my room and it chews it up
>have to get them recast?
>she puts it off for three weeks despite me constantly nagging her about it
>teeth are half way between where they were

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>>39548345
Fixed the picture for you, friend.

>>39550803
lmfao thanks anon

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>tfw white teeth
>tfw minor crossbite fucks it up anyways
do you need braces to fix a crossbite? or can it be done through that invisilign shit or whatever it's called

>>39548405
>tfw these won't work because I'm not 10 years old

>>39551220
It would work if you were 18, because your baby teeth dont count

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>>39548345
>Take care of teeth perfectly
>Brush twice a day
>Floss everyday
>massive cavity in molar spotted on xray
>"It looks like your enamel didn't even grow over a spot here haha I'm surprised it didn't rot out"
The cavity never hurt though and the doctor was too friendly so I think they used it as an excuse to put a microchip in there

>>39551276
tfw 20

fuck the robot

>>39548345
drink nothing but water and your teeth will whiten within a few weeks

>>39548345
Slav detected. I have the same thing.