>mfw cant join the military cuz i dropped out of HS
I just want to serve my country and die heroically if possible
>HS dropped out
How is that even possible? Even idiots can graduate.
>it was my childhood dream to be in the military because i loved call of duty
>get crohns disease
>get schizophrenia
well that didnt quite work out but at least i didnt get killed by some opium farming sandnigger
>>39548432
those sound like profitable diseases
I'm here stuck with shitty lame insomnia. Can't get shit for it, and good luck proving it too
>>39548481
yes i do get bux but i dont know i just feel like a prisoner of my mind all day and dont really have any hobbies other than 4chan posting and doing drugs which further decline my mental state
>>39548371
You don't drop out of high school because you aren't smart enough to pass. Stupid fucking normies, incapable of depper thinking.
>>39548540
>depper thinking
nibba cant spell much less think deep
>>39548540
>Stupid fucking normies, incapable of depper thinking.
>depper
Kek, you moron.
>>39548432
imagine getting killed by some goat charmer, what a shameful way to die.
>>39548684
for real really dodged a bullet with that one
but also kinda went face first into a whole different one. one with less sandniggers though so probably better
>>39548684
not as bad as wagecucking for minimum pay and getting BTFO by a brony
All u need is gr10 in canada
>>39548085
if it makes you feel any better, the medical records of any robot attempting to join the military would prevent them from doing so due to their autism
>>39548780
In Canada they don't mind :)
>>39548764
>dropped out in grade 10
Fuck me, I'd be a loser even in Cuckanada.
>>39548085
Holy shit I thought this was an option for the lowest in society including traps I guess not
>>39548432
And to think, everyone laughed at me when I said the Call of Duty series is literally propaganda and the military assists in producing each game.
>>39549559
i thought i heard my dad or someone talkin about how traps got btfod out of the military now or something idk mightve been hallucinating hard to tell these days desu
>>39548540
>depper
so that's what enlightenment looks like
>test1243
>>39549630
nah dog youre totally right honestly shit glorifies the fuck out of war. they used to even run commercials and shit like come join the army where you might be raped by your peers or killed by an ignorant ass third worlder who probably doesnt know how to wipe his own ass. shits mad crazy but im woke now
another conspiracy are these select around the object captchas theyre clearly impossible, even if someone sent me a video of them correctly doing one i would not believe it for a second.
the jews will pay for this. or the spics im fine with either
Just get a GED and the minimum required credits at some cheap community college. Gives you more time to become a /fit/fag too.
>>39548085
Do not go infantry because you'll do jack shit all day and maybe get a few potshots taken at you. If you're enlisting either go into a trade skill mos or sof.