>he doesn't drink a black coffee every morning >he

>>39546310
Because I have a job to go to, nigger. I don't have time to wait forty-five minutes for my coffee to cool down.

>>39546310
It's too watery, a bit of milk gives it some substance
Also I use quite a lot so drinking it black would be pretty strong

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>>39546343
>he doesn't drink his coffee piping hot
Holy shit you actually faggot.

>>39546310
>he's addicted to a liquid that raises his blood pressure, spikes his cortisol, stains his teeth, and causes withdrawals

>>39546350
Instead of putting water in your coffee maker, why don't you just run milk through it?

>>39546310
>not drinking tea
Not even british and that shit's good

>>39546366

Bet you have bad breath

>>39546416
Tea doesn't wake me up properly.
It's not strong enough.

>>39546418
I brush my teeth before school/work, like a civilized person.

>>39546416
Tea goes well with honey, and if you wait for the tea to cool off a bit before putting the honey in it even has benefits to your health.

>>39546457
Put enough sugar in it so that the blood clot you get overpowers the urge to sleep
>>39546476
I only drink it with honey. Didn't know about the health benefits

>>39546457
Apparently tea has more caffeine than coffee, or so I'm told

It tastes good, nigger. If that makes me a little bitch, fine. I do what makes me happy, not what impresses other people.

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>dieting
>no cream
>black coffee
>later on binge
send professional help

>>39546543
just use low fat milk, you don't need a professional to give you common sense

>>39546378
>he's on /r9k/ preaching about healthy lifestyle
lmao

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>he doesnt swallow his meth crystals without a parachute
And you call yourself a man?

>>39546310
>He's a slave to the caffeinated Jew
Who else /watermasterrace/ here? Truly the drink of real men.

i literally guzzle like 3-4 cups every morning

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>>39546310
You're on /r9k/ anon, at least 80% of the guys here are sissy bitch boys who want a cock up their ass and you expect them to drink their coffee like a man?

>>39546310
I make coffee in a french press and it doesn't even taste bitter. Adding sugar or cream would just ruin the flavor.

Once you go black putting anything in your coffee is revolting unless you go full coffee flavoured milk drink

>>39546798
Most people try instant coffee black and get turned off. I don't even blame them desu

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>>39546343
disgusting, ruined my morning's cup just reading this pitiful post.

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>>39546310
Caffeine gives me migraines, OP.

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>>39546343
a single ice cube would cool it down enough to drink within a minute, anon.

>>39549737
but then it's watery and not strong anymore

>>39546310
>he needs caffeine to function
>he is so worried about his image that he forces himself to drink something that objectively tastes bad without any flavor enhancers.

Coffee is for normies.

>>39549744
if you add a tad bit more ground beans to the brew than normal, it balances perfectly

>>39549797
yeah but I fell for the meme and bought one of those keurig deals. might work with the strong setting turned on though. I'll have to try it tomorrow.

>>39549819
ohh, I use a "ninja" coffee maker that I like a lot.

>>39549819
sell it to some tranny from craigslist and get a real coffee pot, be it drip or percolator or french press or whatever.

>>39549868
I figure I could just buy an amazon cowboy coffee pot and put that on the stove so I have the option. keurig is convenient more often than not, but I'll still try the strong setting and see how it goes.