What do you do after you have sex? isn't it like really

>>39545964
We smoked a cigarette and I forget what we talked about.

depends on how much you like her.

if you and her love each other you probably cuddle and plan some events to do later and talk.

if you dont like each other or it's some hooker, its a race to get out of bed, kick her out, take a shower, and go get somethign to eat and get back to vidya

I laugh like a retard and reveal my anime figurines collection so she understand she just got fucked by was a disgusting weeb neet autist

You bury the body. Obviously.

>>39545964
Don't have a clue, the way they portray it in films is even more baffling.
Guy cums inside of the girl, maybe they kiss and then they turn to their sides and just say "that was great" while cuddling and not leaving the bed at all. What about the cum? Is it just dripping around the whole bed out of the girl? If they used a condom isn't the condom now also full of cum which is just oozing out while still on that guys dick and all over the sheets?
Don't they need to clean up first?

Roll over. Use smartphone.

I usually just desperately try to hold her off from kissing me. My girlfriend has this weird craze about kissing me with her mouth full of cum. Or she just swallows it and we start cuddling or something.

>>39545964
You cuddle and pretend you're not both terrified about the fact that you just rawdogged her

>>39546128
It's like childbirth in films. No umbilical cord or placenta or any of that other yuck.

>>39545964
>jizz on stomach/tits or face
>pull towel out from under her
>she cleans off the cum, usually ate most of it
>rolls over on to her left side
>clean off dick
>swoop in left arm under her, right grabs titty, dick between soft wet butt cheeks
>lay there and relax, kiss her neck every so often
Or
>she lays on her right side
>I lay on left
>we hug and kiss

>>39545978
>>39546172
>>39546462
Get the fuck back to redit normalnigger

Ok. Stop enabling them.

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apparently the gay meth heads take more meth after sex and before and probably during but im only bicurious and i dont think anyone would want to try my hairy boipucci so