Anyone else here afraid of Harvey 2: Electric Boogaloo? How are

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>>39545910
Rick Wiles: Unprecedented Storms, Super Hurricane Irma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GnO_Wm4gzA

far northern midwest here,

i'm hiding from it in my room OP, will we make it OP

Florida is gonna become an island lmao

>>39545946
i have family right on the panhandle, i have a bad feeling its going to curve like in OP and fuck their shit up

>>39545910
Palm beach Fag here
I'm hoping it just goes by us like last year
I'm prepped for the most part but I really don't wanna deal with it

>>39545910
How many times do they have to establish a fucking Cockburn Town?

You can bet it was the same asshole, too.

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EY GIRL HOW U DOIN

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Hahahah. HAHAHAHAHAH
WEST COAST BEST COAST! SUCK OUR HIPSTER COCKS CLETUS!

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who /floridabro/ here

honestly hope the hurricane takes me out

>>39545910
Floridabros complaining but I'm puertorican nigga, I'm dying tomorrow. Wish me luck robots.

Trips decides what I'll do tomorrow

>>39546444


go down to the beach where it direct hits, live stream, if you dont become a hero, you can get famous for live streaming

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>No gas anywhere
>Water shortages
>Places like Walmart have long lines
FUCK I SHOULD'VE PREPPED. I DIDN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

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>>39545910
I hope I'll be alright. I'l be holed up in my room.

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>>39546515
Grab a Puerto Rican flag and headbang to Slayer.

lmao pls

>>39546741
Im tempted

convince me anon

>>39545910

I hope it veers off towards Houston, that'd be hilarious.

>>39546707
I call bs you're gonna die if you're in florida 100% guaranteed you dumb fuck

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/fau/ and /palm beach/ reporting in
i'm hyped

I'm in Georgia(atlanta) so I've got nothing to worry about.

I do hope we get some comfy t-storms though.
tstorms at night always sets the mood.

As for any robot living in Miami, good luck with those 140mph winds and flood waters.

San Antonio here.
Was expecting Waterworld, instead I got Mad Max. I'm on a quarter tank of gas and can't fill up because the normies got meme'd hard.

>>39546799
you won't, no balls.

i will tell you something tho. if you decide to do it, do it in the aftermath. less likely to die there.

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>>39546849
thanks man, i needed that

>i'm anxious. i don't care about myself as much as my friends. i hope they'll be okay

>>39545910
Christfags and Trump supporters being punished by god for being fucking stupid asshats and voting for dumb laws.

Good.

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>>39546894
except the niggers

>>39546962
i'm also in south florida, don't worry about it
even in the eventuality that it does hit as hard as the media is saying it will, as long as they're prepared and don't act like retards, they'll most likely be fine
the state is prepared to deal with this, florida is prime hurricane territory
there are sturdy buildings that can be used as shelters nearly everywhere, and the entire state has been in a state of emergency for days

>mfw my power just went out
wtf im not even in florida

>>39547091
what niggers, i live in an all white community

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>>39545910

Yo dudes I'm gonna go down for stupid adventure's sake. I want to get my camera and document it (while not driving DIRECTLY into it. Calculated risk etc).

Any tips?

>>39547091
>don't worry about it
your anime ass is going to die m8

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>>39547156
>your anime ass is going to die m8

do you think I care

Fort Misery here, I'm prepared to die if need be

I live in Ft Lauderdale and have no window shudders
How fucked am I?

>>39547181
buy some wood and board your windows up

>>39547181
Get some shudders you dumb fuck. What are you thinking?

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>>39547091
i'll try not to worry fren, but i'm still anxious

>>39547181
hope you got insurance.

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Since every other coast is getting fucked now, do you think the big one will happen in CA soon?

What are you guys doing to prepare exactly? I'm in Orlando and after seeing pictures from Harvey I'm pretty fucking nervous. Publix was insane today with people lined up to get water. Also, it's gonna land on my birthday, fuck yeah.

>>39547283
It'll probably be an earthquake that just opens up and swallows Los Angeles.

>>39547309
I think a lot of people are going to wait at home until it gets really bad, then decide to leave to stay with a relative/friend.

>West Coast gets earthquakes and spics
>South gets hurricanes and niggers
>Midwest gets tornadoes and Mormons
>Northeast gets blizzards and "refugees"
>Northwest has a supervolcano that's several thousand years overdue for an eruption and hipsters

>>39547309
Happy birthday in advance anon!

much original wow

>>39547342
America is a beautiful country, isn't it?

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407 Reporting in what are you gonna do during the storm Florida bots?

I don't have a lot of water or food so I'm hoping my power doesn't go out.

>>39547371
Last year I built a fort and watched Stranger Things. Pretty fuckin comfy desu. But last year was easy mode.

>>39545910
The North Koreans are gonna test that warhead in the 9th. Just you watch, OP.

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>Living in a country where the weather can literally KILL you

Hahaha holy fuck what even is America? You call yourself a "first world country" and yet you're getting cucked by fucking WIND and RAIN.

Feels good to live in a civilised region of the world where mother nature can't murder me.

>>39547403
Last year I got really drunk and ran around out side. Just felt like a storm. Like the one we had an hour or two ago

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Miami robot here, it was nice knowing you all.

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>>39545910
>Makes thread about back to back hurricanes like it's never happened
>Irene
>Sandy

Shits happened before, for a few years everyone will talk about it during the summer then it will fade away after about 3 years.

Is it supposed to go through Tennessee?
We got hit with pretty gnarly scattered storms today.

>>39547464
>then it will fade away after about 3 years.
Well yeah there's no point in talking about 1 storm for more than 1 month.

But some people really do need to be prepared for this shit or they're going to die.

>>39547459
You'd have to be a retard to die from ta fucking hurricane. All you have to do is go up north, stay in a hotel for a few days, make sure you have some water and cheap food. simple

>>39547611
It's not hard to survive a Hurricane, just listen to the evacuation orders and not be retarded, Sandy probobly helped with this considering it produced 230+ deaths along with Irene 60+ deaths and scared the people of Texas. I remember walking through the flooded streets ny the coast after Irene and seeing cars line up for gas that just wasn't there. Shit was crazy, people had thier boats and I even witnessed some guys tubing through the streets using thier truck.

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>>39545910
>Grandma is directly in the path
>Deciding to stay

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>mfw im going to have to figure out how to pack all my computers and shit into my car or else theyll be underwater when i get back

>>39545910
Live in Naples, parents don't want to evacuate even though we live a ground floor apartment. Considering going to county shelter without them. I don't wanna die.

This hurricane better come. I'm tired of all these cock teases like Matthew. Just fucking ruin this shit state already.

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>>39547932
RIP anon's grandma

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qhXcl2c7-5c

I'm on the coast of Florida right in the impact zone.

Part of me is thinking about staying. I've been too much of a pussy to ever commit suicide so an early "natural" death is what I have been hoping for. This is the best chance I've got.

>>39548211
If you're going to stay listen to this anon>>39546540

>>39545910
whaat do the circles mean? IS that how many day's its gonna take? So Miami will get hit in 4 days?

>>39548211
That seems like an awful way to die. Drowning or starving or getting buried in rubble or some shit. Yikes. Just evacuate anon.

>>39547464
you don't understand how big this storm is
Irene is shit compared to this desu desu

>>39548274
the numbers in the circles are the expected power level of the hurricane anon, i think, im no meteorologist

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>>39548316
>implying it's actually going to hit the US

>>39548316
>Irene is shit compared to this desu desu

listen to this man

things get serious when desu's are doubled

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>>39546202
Delete thisssssssssssss you bastard

>>39546894
EXcept for the fact that Florida is gonna start packing towards fucking us and we'll be overpopulated by niggers and alligators

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>tfw live in the midwest
>no family and nobody I know lives along the gulf
>would never even consider donating to any sort of relief
kek at dumbasses living by the ocean

>>39548435
I didn't choose to live here, dumb frog poster.

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Canadafag here, gonna enjoy Irma's comfy rain after she's finished with you guys.

Better not hope the storm behind Irma becomes a hurricane! :^)

>>39547464
>ignoring the fact that this is literally the strongest hurricane ever recorded in the Atlantic basin.
Any thing in its path is absolutely, and utter fucked. And you got Jose coming up right behind it. That one is still classed as a tropical storm, but will be a hurricane within the next 36-48 hours. Those nigs are fucked.

>>39548508
You chose to stay, home boy. It's okay though. Florida is home. You can't leave.

>>39545910
central florida boi here. kinda scared fellas

>>39545910

It won't hit inland Georgia so idgaf

where my 239 niggas at

>>39545910

Midwest? More like Midbest, safely insulated from any and all hurricanes.

Seriously though stay safe down there robots

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Rest in peace literally millions of Puerto Ricans, even those in Florida can just drive up north
at least there should be some good videos to watch

>>39545910
>>39545988
>>39545993
>>39546444
>>39546515
>>39546617
>>39546707
>>39546741
>>39547091
>>39547181
>>39547309
>>39547371
>>39548211
>>39548561
Fuck Florida. Everyone in your shitty state is either a old, a Kike, a Spic or an old Kike Spic. Every minute one of these senile old kikes will take a walk and you'll be under silver alert for some old fuck no one gives two shits about. Just to tack on to that, your highways are littered with "please drive safely" signs because one of your assholes decided he was going to murder a family with his car. The funniest part was the fact that that family were a bunch of assholes too because everyone in your state is an asshole. God hates Florida so fucking much He created literal living mouths to fuck everything up, and bombards your shitty swampland with hurricanes for most of the year. It's crazy how much water you get yet you want to steal it from Georgia and Alabama like the dirty niggers you are. The most anyone cares about your terrible peninsula is that fact that it's so fucking terrible people leave it by rocket ship. Miami is filled with spics and illegals who expect you to speak Spanish, yet the Cubans and Jamaicans leave their shithole just to arrive in your shit hole and act like they own the place.
If your tiny spic mind isn't catching my drift,
FLORIDA
IS
SHIT

>>39548859
you must be from florida

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>>39548769
>implying anyone will survive long enough to upload them.

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>>39548957
go to bed little girl

>>39548957
I've experienced that shithole too many times
Can't wait to see you faggots wiped.off the face of the Earth FOREVER

>>39548988
talk shit about florida and you'll get your ass beat y ou little faggot.

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>>39548988
florida is the greatest nation on earth. suck 10 dicks you little shit

813

>>39548988
me too dude

this comment is not original and i hope this hurricane kills us all

>>39549008
hell yeah florida represent. where my oxycontin addicts, old soccer moms who used to live up north, and latino bros at

>>39549008
Don't fucking reply to me or my posts again you dumb fucking florishit

>>39548859
Where did the Floridian touch you dear?

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>>39547415
Sorry for not being able to make nature bend at our will. We'll try again next time.

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>>39549058
florida is the greatest place on earth, only a baby brain idiot like yourself wouldn't understand that. get some taste

>>39549101
What the fuck did I say? Can you not read, do they not teach in you in Florida?

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F un
L ots of good times
O n the beach
R eally great
I n the sun
D udes hanging out all the time
Addiction to painkillers

>>39548859
>Miami is filled with spics and illegals who expect you to speak Spanish
sad, but true

>>39549171
He should just light the side of his face on fire. Burn scars would look better than that. And he could make up a cool story about how he got the burns saving a bus full of nuns and orphans from a burning barn or something.

>>39545910
RIP Cuba

>>39548859
what florida e-girl broke your heart?

>>39546202
We'll see how you act when you gotta ration your water in another year or so.

>>39546202
You're rationing water, while being engulfed by the flames of wildfires

>>39545910

I work for a storm mitigation company in the midwest. We have a location in tampa. Because you stupid fucks decided to build houses in areas prone to being literally washed away, i might have to be stuck down there for god knows how long.

My gf will be missing me if you guys get fucked up.

>>39549882
le martyr

thnk le for le service. is that what you wanted, you saint of a person?

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>>39547932
Get on the phone with state farm this instant and put an assload of life insurance on the old bag!

>>39545910
south florida here
hoping for the utter destruction of this hellhole

>>39545910
Tallahassee here, just finished nailing the house to the ground and cementing the windows. gonna finish digging a moat tomorrow.

NC here, hoping to get some comfy rainstorms out of it.

>>39550026
How are you gonna handle the Florida refugees?

Between the heat this summer, the traffic, the hurricanes I think I'm finally done with this disgusting state after all these years. I'm just gonna have to quit my job, take my savings and just drive off into the sunset because I'm not wasting the rest of my 20's here. Florida is a great place to live if you're a millionaire, if you actually have to live an average life it sucks. I'd be happier in the PNW.

>>39545910

Irmagerd IrmaHurricane!!!


>sorry

>tfw Drumpf is to blame for all these hurricanes.

>>39547342
This confirms Northeast best part of the US
>tfw comfy in CT because even blizzards are pansies compared to Irma and Harvey

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>>39547342
>tfw ny
>no major disasters besides the occasional storm

Why do you guys choose to live in shit holes? I can't comprehend this.

>>39550327
>Why do you guys choose to live in shit holes? I can't comprehend this.
>implying NY isn't one too

>>39550408
It really isn't though. Most comfy state in the country if you arent dirt poor

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>>39550188
Drumphs racism has done it again

>>39545910
Jax reporting in. I still have the chance to be spared!

I live in miami and I am going to make bank putting up shutters and so forth this week. Looks like the cuck wins again!

My grandma lived in Florida and I would visit sometimes, I liked it because it rained a lot. Hope you guys stay alive.

Tampa here. Heading inland to a hotel in Orlando for a week starting Thursday. Just bought a shit ton of non perishables and water.

>>39547464
Those happened in two different years retard

>>39545910
so if you live in pineallas county are we fucked? kinda worried

Good luck Floridabros

t. Texas anon

>>39545910
Lakeland bro here. Gonna ride out the storm with my goth gf and loot the debris

can anybody help me plan further my idea to create a nuclear counter-vortex?

the idea is basically to launch a necessary number of large yield nuclear fusion weapons at certain points in the hurricane in order to reverse the spin of the vortex. counter-vortex so to speak, any scientists on this board?

Man i hope florida gets washed away for good

>>39551686
Youll need a flux capacitor for that

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>tfw my qt sister and her chad bf that stole her from me live in south Florida
I hope they fucking drown

>>39545910
Tampa here, I'm just hoping I die desu

>>39551686
Go to bed Kim.

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>>39551712
If they don't, I'm sure our reptile friends from the Everglades will help them out.

>>39551733
>>39551710
yields for fusion weapons can easily be increased indefinitely, and the cancer rate would increase marginally, but the donald would be hailed as a hero of neverbeforeseen proportions!

>>39551935
Why don't we bomb tornadoes?

http://wfla.com/2017/09/05/florida-keys-to-issue-mandatory-evacuations-ahead-of-irma/

damn you robots are FUCKED.

FUCKED!

>>39552369
yeah but nobody lives in florida keys

>>39551230
Same, heading inland is quick enough. No need to travel too far up north, storm should loose some power if it hits the area surrounding the bay.

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how is south georgia looking, boys? I'm ready to be blown away, but I don't think this is going to be the one. maybe next year.

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NEW ENGLAND BEST, COMFY WINTER ALMOST HERE, FUCK NEW YORK THOUGH

>>39546202
The ash is thicker than rain out here. It fucking sucks and the people here are gay, I want to go home to Virginia.

i hope either irma or jose curves up the east coast, im in virginia beach and i wanna get fucked too

>>39545910
praying for this to destroy my dads house and kill my step family please dear lord if youll just do this one act for me