>be born in North England >poor >no jobs >shit education

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>be me
>born in venezuela

I win OP

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>none of the poorest areas are in Scotland
yikes

come to manchester and fuckin chat that shit, I'll spark you out. trust.

>>39544043
Being born Dominican. Latinos are uber-normies and Caribbean latinos are the normiest of all.

>>39544043

At least your uni fees are free

>>39544043

Shame lad.

Get the dole to get you a few NVQs and live life as a comfy Northern craftsman, find a good local and live out life.

I live in West Wales, the poorest place on the map just get the fuck over it OP, I've travelled to many different countries and banged the girls there

>>39544043
>>39544367

also unless you're urbanised as fuck, Northern accents are sexy right now because of American telly.

>>39544370
Yes because you have a fucking Welsh accent. No foreign women find shitty Northern English accents attractive, literally the only good thing about being born on this shithole island and it doesn't even apply to us.

>>39544043
>Be born in Soviet Union
>Soviet Union collapse
>10 years later everything still sucks
>Move to North of England
>This ain't so bad
>Financial collapse
>8 years later everything still sucks and it's fucking dull
>Move to London
>hey this is pretty nice
>two years later still nice but cry every time I pay rent

move to London mate it's more fun here

>>39544462
Like I can afford that mate, you have to be a normalfag to make it out of this shithole.

>>39544412
90% of foreigners I interact with assume I am English and don't know what Wales is

>>39544043
you could have been born in Souther USA or some other shithole like mexico

>>39544512
Wales is sokind of big fish that eat plankton

>>39544462
>move to London mate it's more fun here
I would if I could find a fucking job, moving without any money isn't exactly the best option.

>>39544512
They don't need to know what Wales is, all they know is that your accent sounds pleasant to their ears, something no American girl would ever think if she heard the dialect of some lower class beta from Sheffield

>>39544043
pls be in Sheffield

>not including Spain, Italy, and Dutch
this pic is shit

>>39544506
>>39544558

Yeah I got fortunate and found a nice job. At the time anyway, now looking to move.

But as much as this board makes fun of wagecucks you gotta be one if you want to live independently in a place of your choice

>>39544572
I actually had to go to Sheff today, looks fucking tragic. Easily one of the biggest shitholes in Yorkshire alongside Barnsley.

>>39544043
>be born in Eastern Europe

The fuck are you complaining about?

>>39544604
The greenery outside of the city centre is pretty nice imo, and the well off areas like Dore and Fulwood are nice too, but yeah for the most part it's a shithole

>>39544604
I think Sheffield is the only decent place in South Yorkshire, but SY is the worst. I don't live there, but my friends do so I go there sometimes.

>>39544462
What part of former Soviet Union are you from?

How did you manage to climb that ladder?

>>39544630
>cost of living not even half of what it is here
what are you complaining about?

>>39544412
What does north english sound like

>>39544043
Cost from Staffordhsire then lad?

>>39544758
Like Hagrid.

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>>39544043
You can just pack up and move to anywhere else in Euro-- oh wait

>>39544802
Im sorry anon

Otigin

>>39544718
Well, your minimum wage isn't 300 eu/month and your overall quality of life is like three times better than ours. You don't live in a shitty commieblock and you don't compare your roads to the ones in Fallout's wastelands desperately trying to find the difference. I mean like ex Warsaw Pact and ex Yugoslavia countries are the worst places to live in Europe.

>>39544716
Georgia.

Tbh it's all down to my mum. I was only 10 when we moved, so can't take credit. Just took the plunge and went for it. Neither of us spoke English at the time but we both ended up doing great. Worked hard and kept our head down. The country was much more welcoming back then too.

Weirdly I feel less welcome now even though I'm a citizen.

If it makes you feel better I'm a Canadian who thinks (1) Thatcher blows and (2) Northern accents are way hotter than southern posh fag accents.

Keep trucking, OP, you're probably being way too hard on yourself.

>>39544758
like jon snow

>>39544758
extremely lower class, yet somehow without even a hint of masculinity. Dialect that makes you sound dumb and uneducated to everyone else (which living here you probably are, to be fair). Just awful, probably the worst English language accent in existence.

>>39544882
Oh man that's good!
I like your wine and...well, that's trivial but shashlik is hell of a thing.

Actually I'm also from the former SU and I'm about to move to England this autumn. Hope it will end up well for me.
inb4 fucking immigrant gtfo

>>39544845
>>39544802

No, he's talking rubbish. Hagrid has an oo'ar accent, from the south. Farmer accent.

>>39544972
Good luck man. It can be tough, especially in today's climate, but luckily employers don't care where you're from as long as you have the skills and the right to work legally

I'm from northern England too. Endowed with top tier intelligence. Doing well at uni. I think I might make it out. It is a struggle though, especially being short, poor, unattractive and still have a bit of an accent.

>>39545058
Thanks man.
Forgot to say that I'm really glad that you managed to settle up that good out there.

Is northern England really as bad as a lot of people say or is this just a meme?

>>39544285
Reminder that there has only been one terrorist attack on Scotland in the 21st century.

0 casualties, 1 death, the terrorist.
He was literally kicked in the balls to the ground while on fire. The man who kicked him broke his foot he kicked so hard.

>>39545192
It's actually really nice where I live, but there aren't any top-tier jobs. The countryside is nicer, the air doesn't smell of fumes.

It is way more culturally homogeneous in the far north, and a very different, more equal culture. When I went down south for uni I found southerners too loud and cocky in a way that would get shouted down by their peers at home.

>>39545317
*ethnically homogeneous I mean

>>39545192
Watch literally any film set up here anon, it's fucking grim. Life here is depressing and hopeless.

>>39545192
Depends where you go. Leeds and Liverpool seemed nice to me. What little I saw of them anyway.

Also I live in a tiny village with nothing to do, so I have no real frame of reference. .

>>39545777
>Leeds
>Liverpool
>North

Get on my latitude

>>39544043
>Shitty accent
I`m assuming your a Geordie?
Yorkshire accent master race coming through.

>>39544285
thats because Scotlands poverty is spread equally around the country. So instead of having areas where your going to get raped, your probably just going to get groped everywhere. Some women have even evolved to look like men in order to confuse predators. Smart folk.

>>39546014
north east accent is objectively better than a fucking YAAAAAAAKSHUH accent or indeed Liverpool/LAAAANKISHUH

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>>39546191
Livepool isnt even in the North, just because their poor doesnt mean their northern.
And if shits could talk theyd have a Geordie accent. People only like them because they know in no way during conversing are they going to be challenged in any way. At least when speaking to Yorkshire accents you know you might get a punch if you look down on them.

>>39544043
>Is there a worse place to be born as a robot?

south america.

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>Norway isn't included

You fuck

>>39546346
>no way during conversing are they going to be challenged in any way

I study theoretical physics and have a good career set up you cheeky bugger

>>39546495
Honeslty when talking of English accents its a given that Southern is the worst by far, so its not the worst.

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>>39544043
>Comparing broad regions like West Wales, Northern Ireland, and Lincolnshire to large cities like Stockholm and Inner London

Hmmm, I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>39546622
I fucking wish I had a Southern accent, it's a guaranteed loss of virginity when you go to America. If you are from the North no girl will ever find your accent attractive.

>>39544043
>Brussels
>Rich

Brussels is one of the biggest shitholes in Europe, it's worse than london or paris for crime and arabs.

Northern ireland is civilized in comparison

>>39546346
>just because their poor doesnt mean their northern

It's "they're" for fuck sack lad

they're = they are

"their" implies a possessive

>>39547785
GOT has changed everything mate.

TFW Lincolnshire is on there twice

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>>39544043
>Be born In Algeria
> Average salary is 30000 DZD
>this is 1024 $
>PCs are really expensive because of this
>2 month of salary for a computer
>Europoors are rich AF here while you can't buy anything

Where's my damn boat ?

>>39548604
Meant 270 $

>>39548604
>>39548681

Keep off my continent, Zidane

>>39548723
Kek,I am kabyle too
unfortunately I don't even speak the language of my people ,better leave this "country"

>>39544043
THAT COUNTRY IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER LOOKS LIKE A GIANT DICK AND BALLS

>>39548604
>Oh shit inflation is a thing?

>>39548788
Finland and Sweden anon

>>39548804
I know I know
Still strange to be so low don't you think?
Tunisia have it better somehow

>>39548805
IT LOOKS LIKE AN UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS

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>>39548981
Finland have the balls
Sweden have the cock

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>>39549030
>that image
>But muh rightous victory
>B-b-b-but muh masterrace always w-w-wins

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>>39549767
Stop thinking
Origan

>>39549767
>implying
Who are you quoting?

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>be born in the richest city of all germany
>grandfather rich as fuck, build up germany after ww2 and profited from it as a roofer, even had it own roofer company
>gandpa retired and gave it to my father
>father was always spoiled kid so he fucked all the money up, didn't care for any of the coworkers and just spend everything on stupid hobbies and cars and shit
>grandparrents still have halls to rent
>they give my father money for everything
>they give us anything if we ask very hard
>still poor and a neet with no social life or education because my father and mother are utter subhumans that always got spoiled and never even cared about how to bring up children
>22 now live in a village in a house my grandfather brought me and my mommy
>still poor and living of welfare but we have a house
>scared of what will happen if grandpa dies and we need to pay the bills and repairs

I hate it, i would rather like to be poor from scrap than this shit.

Who teesside here?