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>be me >go buy some cigarettes >keep repeating "hi,

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>be me
>go buy some cigarettes
>keep repeating "hi, i would like a pack of mayfairs please" in my head on the whole way there so i don't spill my speghetti-os
>for some reason i end up saying "hi, i would like a pack of mayweathers"
>realize what i have just said
>"SHIT i am sorry, i meant mayfairs"
pretty sure the cashier thought i was insane
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>>39538571
>Shit I am sorry
>Sorry m-mister
Really ?
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Probably didn't care dude. I had people asking me for non-existent brands all the time...
They probably assumed you were underageb& or buying them for a family nember or something...
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>>39538616
what?
oregamo
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>>39538571
Who says "I am sorry" and not "im sorry"

Makes you sound like fucking Microsoft mike
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>>39538650
well gee golly sorry anon for saying certain words in a way you don't like
:<<<<<
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>>39538638
Beta AF, you should have said "oh I mean Mayfair's"
You sound like a 13 yo girl.
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"SHIT i am sorry, i meant mcgregors"
here fixed it for you OP :,)
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>>39538571
whats wrong with buying floyd mayweathers?
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>>39538726
lol, isnt a girl that creates these comics like super liberal
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>>39538726
i said shit because i was super embarrassed and lost my composure so my autismo filter was gone
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>>39538571
>order pizza
>go to pay and pick it up
>pay them and start walking out without any of the food
>"uhhh sir you forgot your food"
>oh h-heh its been a long day sorry

Wew lad how embarassing.
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>>39538571
here is a (You)
>go to subway
>bame what kind of bread i would like
>name it
>but forgot the names from the salad stuff like tomatoes
>sperg out and point like a little kid

it was embrassing
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>>39538571
You've gotta quit, Anon. Only badasses get to smoke.
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>>39538888
Checked
Grow some balls
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>>39538999
that is the reason i don't go to subway
you have to name every single thing you want
too big of a risk of sperging out
i usually go to taco bell/mcdonalds or so and just go "i would like number x "
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>>39539115
i am sorry, i didn't know only chad thundercock gets to smoke
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