Did you ever said "fuck it" and shit in the sink? I

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go in there

I pee in the sink because I'm lazy shitting on it is insane

WTF who does this?

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>>39537758
No. That's what shitjugs are for.

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>be me 270lbs 27 year old male living with parents
>mostly live off toast and cider
>tummy tickles most mornings but always have the bathroom to let my juice loose in
>one night tummy tickles to early and have to put bum really far over sink
>mass explosion of black stinky toast juice all over plug hole and back splashes up taps
>hear movement upstairs mum is coming down as I was drunk and being loud
>mum walks in and im pulling my pants up with poo smeared all over hands
>she notices stinky poo all over taps and various cups etc in there
>tells me she's finally had enough of my autistic ways and It's time to get my own place
>tfw still living here a year later but we don't talk anymore