It's finally happened /fit/, I've matched with

>bone

>>39534412
>group picture
Which one is she supposed to be?

>>39534413
haha! le funny xD

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>>39534412

Please post results.

>>39534412
you know what needs to be done

>>39534414
The one on the left

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>>39534414
>taller than you in heels

Probably the tall one I'd guess

>>39534419
farkin dreamin bitch they must be 10"

>that thiccie on the left

my dicc can only get so hard .........

>>39534414
Doesn't matter, would smash any and all of them.

>>39534416
>>39534417
It's done, will post results if I don't get unmatched.

>>39534412
Please, for the love of god ask

is it just me or would she look great sitting on my face

DO IT OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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>>39534423
>if I don't get unmatched.

There's no way she would do that dude. This shit was in the stars. It was meant to be.

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>>39534412
No fucking way the blonde thinks she has a "4" face, or would even self deprecatingly joke about that.

Gotta be one the zipperheads probably red helmet.

Holy fuck go in for the kill OP that chick is spicy

>>39534412
she's a paleontologist you fucking idiot
you imbecile

>>39534430
better than being a vegangist

It's the blonde
https://www.linkedin.com/in/danielle-peltier-316424b2

When are we gonna get drunk and play Mario
Kart? Always works for me. Try your luck OP she looks cute.

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>>39534428

Okay, at this point anyone doubting which girl she is in the picture is just baiting. Read what she wrote numbskull. She identifies herself

>>39534412
>>39534432
> Says her face is a 4
I guess she had to make that line work somehow

You can do it, anon, we believe

>>39534435
Except she doesn't identify herself, anon

>>39534432

>college softball player
>actual archaeologist
>thicc ass qt
>tall

literally perfect breeding material. let her uncover your bone OP

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>>39534435
Are you simple? There was nothing in her profile that indicated which one she was.

The two chicks standing are roughly the same height, they're both doing stupid girly leans. And the two sitting down you can't discern their height.

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>>39534437

She says she's tall. That fucking zipperface Asian certainly isn't tall

>>39534412
>4 of a face

This bitch needs to see an opthalmologist or a therapist.

https://www.instagram.com/danny_pt4/

>>39534441
she's just fishing for compliments bic boi

>fellow New Mexican

Hell yeah brother. I live outside of New Mexico now, but whenever I go back, I punch WAY above my weight. The majority of New Mexico is full of manlet browns guys, and I'm a white king of manlets with a decent face/bod, it's like shooting fish in a barrel when I go back. Almost makes it worth living there.

Also Aggie girls are easy, but she still looks QT so good luck

>>39534442

>private

someone needs to acquire this girl's ass pics

>>39534440
See >>39534439
> Taller than you in heels

What are you doing, anon? C'mon

>>39534438
shes /ourgirl/

>>39534443
The fact that she feels the need to do this bothers the shit out of me but whatever get the ol' cock in the ol' pussy I guess.

>>39534444

>w-what's the best city in new mexico for a non-latino tourist

>>39534449
New Mexico has two cities, one of which is unfortunately Albuquerque, so I guess you should visit the other one
If you decide not to arbitrarily restrict your desert vacations to cities, however, there are lots of cool places to check out: Chaco Canyon, Acama, White Sands

>>39534451
>Albuquerque
thats the only place to do coke with jbj though

>>39534451

where are the blonde PAWGs like in OP? just the universities?

Post convo faggot

>>39534453
yup. after that they die off. better go quick

>>39534412
Post already, this has alot of potential

>>39534456
>>39534454
he got unmatched hunny p

>>39534457

is this danny? lmfao

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>>39534412
Send it and post reply anon

>>39534412
She is 21 and a paleontologist while I'm 25 and working retail. Why do attractive women have life so easy?

You guys are socially retarded if you don't understand that she's fishing for compliments.

>I'm really ugly ain't >:^(
>no babe. you aren't ;^D
>Oh thanks hahahah :^OOO

>>39534450

She's a 9/10....post more bonegirl.

>>39534460
>don't do anything with you life
>ugh why do women have it so easy

How about do something other than working your dead end job faggot

>>39534450

Someone shoop a dicc n balls in the soil under her hands

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>>39534460

The reason she had the self discipline and wherewithal to earn a degree out of high school is not because she's hot dude. Try again.

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>>39534456
>>39534454
No response yet.

While we wait, what do?

>>39534466

Tell her you are carefully unearthing a massive bone and you need some help. Some experienced hands, if you will...

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>>39534466

Oh shit lets plan out what exactly you're going to do when you fuck her. We need a gameplan

>>39534466

post pics of yourself bro. i wanna know what gets this kind of qt in new mexico. bout to fuckin move

>>39534469
She's not very qt, just thirsty

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>>39534466
>waiting til September to message a match from april

Since we're waiting, does anyone happen to remember the tinder thread a couple weeks ago? A poster was saying how he made a pillow fort while his female friend was basically trying to get him to fuck her. I want to know if they ended up fucking cause I love a happy ending

>>39534470

you're literally gay lol. cute face, tall, thicc college softball player. she would reject you bud

>>39534471
Downloaded tinder when I was in Europe, now it always puts date in European format

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>>39534471

>>39534466
that's not the paleontologist tho

>>39534473
That is a different girl

>>39534466
>swiping right on a grotesque fatty
Get some fucking standards faggot

>>39534466
> dog filter
> actually talking to her

Cmon have some self respect

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>>39534478
Surprisingly not actually a fatty

>>39534460
Yeah bro she fucked her way to a degree because college is like your pornos.

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>>39534480
>messy room

>>39534481
kek

I also live around here. White people are like less than 5 % of population. She probably has to use tinder to find white people.

>>39534484
>implying I'm white

>>39534472
He posted in a thread a couple of days ago. He fucked the girl anon. Good feels

>>39534446
oh you're trolling ok got it

>>39534412

>taller than you in heels

D R O P P E D

>>39534485
Why even use tinder, you could just walk 2 mins in aany direction to find a sea of brown people.

>>39534488
not OP, but I like girls around 5'10-5'11. My last GF was 5'9 and 150 pounds. Perfect if you ask me

>>39534486
Fuck how many days ago? What's the best 4 chan archive? I gotta see the green text. I just got dumped so I live through fit success stories now

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>>39534460
>>39534463
>>39534464
You guys are missing the bigger picture. It is incredibly hard to find work as an archaeologist or paleontologist, with only a BA degree if you go to a really good school. She got a job right out of college, working in the field, in her chosen major, with only a BA from New Mexico State Uni....

Her vagina and overall Stacey type got her the job.

>>39534480
old pic dummy. She's clearly fat in your first picture. Have you ever tindered before?

>>39534490

If your girl is taller than you everyone will look at you as a joke. Fuck that.

>>39534480
>she's the one on the left

>>39534480
>not fat
>clearly a fucking chubster in the bottom pictures
that's an old pic dipshit

>>39534494
but she wasn't

also you just revealed yourself, manlet

>>39534491
I think it was sunday and I believe it was also in a Tinder thread of sorts

Some anon may have capped it but it wasnt too long of a greentext

Just know all is well now and he still builds pillow forts

>>39534494
Shes barely a couple inches taller than the asian girl and the two little hispanics sitting down. She is probably 5' 7" at the tallest.

Even if she isn't a perfect 10/10, it still sounds like a good night, chat about dinosaurs for a bit then fuck the thirsty bitch.

>>39534492
People only want to take cute girls with them out into the field. Get a real job that actually requires skill and a little bit of pain and you will find work easy.

>>39534412
>partysaurus
Sounds more like a cumdumpsterus-rex to me
>6 personalities
Borderline personality disorder
>Makes me the perfect 10
How modest
>taller than you in heels
Not even taller than the Asian on the right
>Her anthem: Some Nignog song
Coalburner

2/10 wouldn't let her examine my huge bone

>>39534498
Bro I found it. I went to the archives and searched "pillow" hah

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>>39534503
Forgot pic

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Need help real quick brehs

gril I hooked up with 2 days ago texted me saying I left bruises on her hip (playfully)

a little small talk but her last text is
>nope. fingers on love handles will do the trick
(after I jokingly said she banged my bedframe)


what do I say that is witty or playful? no idea what to say and i don't want to end convo

>>39534502
Reading comprehension is hard for you huh? She's rating her personality a 6 retard, not trying to say she has 6 personalities

>>39534472
>>39534498
>>39534503
>>39534504


Warms cockles of my heart you bros remember me. We are going to Ocean City Maryland in a few hours. She accepts me for all the goofy shit I do. Life is good fit

>>39534505
I shall handle you with more care you fragile little girl

What are you doing tomorrow

(And then do exactly the same)

>21
What the fuck they all look like mid to late twenties.
>tfw 22 baby face

>>39534440
What is relativity are you a fucking dog or something

>>39534507
Story time, you fuckin legend

>>39534507
OC MD
My fucking nigger.
Where you from?
Pittsburgh checking in.

>>39534512
Philly, neither of us have ever been to OC MD we normally go to OC NJ. Only staying for two nights but whatever. Will post pictures of the pillow fort I build in the hotel room because I always do that.

>>39534507
nice to hear, good for you buddy

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>>39534505

>>39534508
>I shall handle you with more care you fragile little girl
Fuck, don't say this you disgusting fedora.

Right track though. Say "hey sorry again about the bruises" I promise I'll be more gentle next time....so tomorrow night my place again or yours?

>>39534508
> fragile little girl

Oh-fucking-Kay Dennis Reynolds

>>39534515
>calls me fedora
>advises to apologize

Im often struck by how many people label my advice as beta on this board but IRL it works like gold

Girls like to be treated as an object, thats why my line is so good. They dont like (or respect) men who apologize

Thats how I know you're not very good with women at all

>>39534517
Lmao holy shit dude

>>39534508
Cringe thread?

>>39534450
damn, tell her you have a large bone for her to examine lol

>>39534416
>>39534419
stop posting the same fucking images in every thread

>>39534517
> when you're so autistic any form of apologizing to a womyn is total and utter emasculation

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>>39534505

You didn't need to specify to us that it was done playfully anon. We don't judge here and a lot of us rape women all the time!

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>>39534517

My god you have no self awareness if you really mean what you just said.

>>39534505
"want some more?"

>>39534494
Nah. They know you swing enough to satisfy that xx large vag.

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>>39534432
>>39534442
Holy fuck this level of Detective Autism is something I usually only see in /pol/.

>>39534515
You forgot to say "M'lady."

>>39534466
Girls with dog filters are all oven dodgers

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>>39534484
>5%
Too fucking soon.

>>39534494
Manlet detected

>>39534480
309 km
Would only travel that far to travel hot celeb

>>39534471
>Ameritards in charge of understanding how dates work
KEK

>>39534412
>Softball player
>Athlete

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>this bitch being 'humble' and saying she got a 4/10 face

>>39534471
>the whole world does things my way
typical American

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>>39534412
>>39534414

Oh man, I hate this.

It's incredibly common too. Sometimes I get 4-5 pictures deep before I find one that's the girl on her own. It seriously makes me less interested in them because I feel like it indicates a total lack of effort or concern for the quality of their profile.

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>swiped you by accident
>doesnt respond
>unmatched a week from now
I know how you feel, happens to me all the time.

Mods, why the fuck was this moved to /r9k/ instead of /trash/?

>>39534515
>>39534517
get the popcorn boys we got an autism fight here

>>39534502
>>Her anthem: Some Nignog song
>Coalburner
it's the theme song to fucking Space Jam-- every suburban white kid back then was into that movie.

>>39534515
>Right track though. Say "hey sorry again about the bruises" I promise I'll be more gentle next time....so tomorrow night my place again or yours?
that is faggy as fuck, bro.

>>39534412
CEREMONIAL BONE SHAMAN

>>39534460
Maybe she just gives a firmer handshake than you do, champ.

>>39535108
Women are really temperamental on there. Over the summer I would work the whole week, so I didn't really have time until the weekend. I matched with like 4 girls on a Sunday night and 2 unmatched me within the week because I didn't go out of my way to pay attention to them when I had no time to do anything.

>>39534412
I am an archaeologist too OP, wanna match with me?

>>39535056
Whenever I see a group photo I assume they're the ugliest one in the group. I'm usually right.

>>39536091
That just makes sense. The hotter ones wouldn't have much reason to post a picture where they're with their uglier friend.

>>39534419
Two of them are sitting how are you supposed to know, you cock

>>39534412
>100km

so is this actually normal? here the max people are willing to go is like 10km

>>39534412

Ok why does a """""smart""""" women with a degree like that still say inane shit like "haha, taller than you ;);) imma bad bitch".

>girl using a group pic as a profile

red flag

>>39537274
You can see at the top that it's the last pic on her profile not the first

>>39534412
>partyasaurus
So, how many trains have been run on her?