>a popular girl at your school sends you this picture of herself

I dont know, im not in this situation. When I am i'll make a decision then.

>>39534239
"haha okay"
"honey ive decided we should have a child"

Shoot up the school the next day.

>>39534239
>Can I come over and suck it?

That would be my dream. I wish a hot futa would mercilessly pound my ass and then lovingly hold me in her arms as we fall asleep.

>>39534239
"Nice"
Then just save it and move on

>>39534331
She disarms you and then rapes you in front of the whole school. After she's done she drags you back to her house to be hers forever.

BAD END
TRY AGAIN?

>yeah okay
I'll let her think whatever if it allows me to get that sweet boipucci. Then if she gets clingy and won't fuck off I'll threaten to tell everyone at school she's really a fag.

>>39534377
>bad end
>implying

>>39534377
Negative, I planted the entire cafeteria with timed bombs. Checkmate.

>>39534538
Bombs in the food?

oregano

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>>39534332
This, I'd also want to do her too.

>>39534388
Take care of all her cooking, cleaning and sexual needs like a good wife would.

>>39534239
Take all of her future loads in my ass/mouth of course. What kind of stupid question is this?

>>39534612
Not even just do her, I wanna make sweet love to her. I'd be a great wife/husband/whatever.

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>a popular girl
It's a prank right?
She will laugh with her futafriends about my tiny male penis the next day right?

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>>39535170
What if all of her futa friends took turns laughing at your dick and fucking your ass and laughing about how such big loads come out of a tiny little dick I'd be so mad haha

>>39534239
Pretty sure we have had this thread before.

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>>39535202
That'd be absolute horrible, especially when the first of the girls cums and shoots her thick virile seed all over me and makes even the biggest load of my life seem like a dripple of weak precum in comparison.

>>39534239
Futas are as stupid as traps.

>>39534239
I can have her turned in and put on a sex offender registry.

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Oh, you can have sex with a girl that has a hungry tummy amplification device.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhUL3vpDCvY

>>39534239
Honestly I have no idea what I'd do

Might try out say gex and see how I like it before commiting

>>39534239
>why did you send me hentai?

Is she an actual futa or just a guy with surgery (it being an anime image makes me confused how much realism are we talking about)?

if latter no thanks, if former start sucking

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>>39537899
Actual futa obviously.

>>39534239
Ask her to post more pictures. please post more pics of futa girls cumming

>>39538395
This please post more!!!!

>>39534239
Fucking saved
Why dont more futa pics do realistic sized cocks (ie not the size of my arm)
Those ones are always so much hotter than the "le big girl dick" shit
I get its supposed to be dominant but damn its lame

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>>39534239
>a futa will never shoot hot, thick loads into your boipucci
Why are we still here??

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>>39538170
>your gf has a bigger cock than you do

>>39539462
Whoa he started drawing sex? Nice.

>>39539108
>>39539462
Post more pictures like this please and thank you

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>>39539691
Why? Is it because you just can't live without having a big, throbbing girlcock up your boipucci at all times? I guess it can't be helped then, bend over.

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>>39539691
I'm kind of tired now, why don't you just sit on my girldick and bounce up and down like a good boyslut for me?

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>tfw your futa gf will never make you go ahegao

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>be sure to savor the taste of my sweet girlcum before you swallow!

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IT'S 2017, WHY CAN'T SCIENCE MAKE ACTUAL WOMEN HAVE DICKS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39540467
we have the original technology

>>39534239
That is a beautiful girlcock

>>39534361
>I showed you my dick, answer me properly.

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How did you get this number and what do you want from me?

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>tfw you'll never be the wife (male) of a futa

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Post moar dickgirls

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>>39538170
>lose ballskin enveloping the smaller cock

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>>39540196
>ywnktf
Life is suffering

Balls, pussy or both, robots?

>>39534332
Patrician taste. Bonus points if her dick is bigger.

>>39534239
>What do you do?
cum in pure elation

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>>39542142
Both is the best. Necrosmos girls usually have the whole package.

>>39542834
personally im more of a just cock n balls person. but that might be me turning gay from sexual frustration building up through inceldom.

>>39542142
Both, obviously. But you're never going to be allowed to use her pussy. You're the woman in the relationship, after all.

>>39540640
Jesus, is that how ftm ((transition)) looks?

>>39541181
How about a date first? Maybe we could go to the park at night and jump out at people running past

>>39534587
If you want them to eat the bombs they should be mini bombs.

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>>39541940
The next step would be a balljob

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Beat the shit out of him the very next day. Faggots get hanged in the east. Don't fuck with Slavs.

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>>39544618
Go back to cumming inside of your Rainbow Dash plushie, Ivan.

Probably wait and see what she does the next time that I see her.
She's obviously dominant so I'll be happy to do whatever as long as it's not the butthole on the first date. I need to know whether she wants this to be a permanent thing because I wouldn't really trust another person to do it gently

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>>39545046
>implying I'm a east Slav
>implying I'm a west Slav

bahahaha, lmaoing@u

This has got to be the gayest thread on /r9k/. Worse than trap threads. Kill yourself.

>>39545258
Would you suck her off after your first date as a minimum?

>>39534239
>girl
so she's a futa
this is fine by me
send "when are we going to fill the paperwork"

>>39545443
>trap threads
Why don't you fag go back to those threads and fap to boys in rainbow socks then, gayboy?

>>39546217
Depends on the context I think.
I haven't really done anything like that so if they
really want that sort of thing and take me to their house then I might do it.

>>39546556
In the car, while she's driving you back to her place.

>>39534239
fuck her boipucci anon she needs it

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>>39537899
If a popular girl was actually an anime character, then that's a win either way. Anime is real, and nothing else matters.

>>39540640
Goddamn that's awful.

>>39547089
No, but I'd tease her about it and promise that I'd do it once we've arrived.

>>39546293
I'm not gay. Traps aren't gay. Only futa is.

>>39548762
Futa is more straight than traps, they actually have tits, ass and a vagoo. Traps are just men.

>>39548762
>fully functioning female reproduction system
>can give birth
>probably was either born or got that way through magic

vs.

>100% guy in drag

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>>39548762
>a man jerking off to boycock is straight
>a man jerking off to girlcock is gay
That makes no sense, anon...

>>39547478
you're the fat comic relief in Hentai High School.

>>39549152
>Jacking off to a masculine feature
>Jacking off to a feminine feature

>>39549696
>futas are not feminine
What did you mean by this? They are more feminine than flat traps.

>>39534239
Obviously I start packing my things and text her back asking where our home is.

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>>39534587
what? what did you say?

oregano

I-is she bullying me?
Should I r-report her for sexual h-harasment?

>>39534239
>tfw not the wife of a girl (male)
Jdimsa

>>39550298
It's a futa so it's girl (female)

fuck off emma ya cunt

>>39550153
If you do, she will rape you and make you her bitch.

>>39540640
technology just isn't up to snuff