IIT: Pool Autism >Go to pool in my condo unit >Lots of

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2017-09-05 01:37:38 Post No. 39526506
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 01:37:38 Post No. 39526506 [Report]

IIT: Pool Autism

>Go to pool in my condo unit
>Lots of older people
>Some younger couples like their kids or something
>Go into pool
>wtf.jpeg
>Water is fucking freezing
>Whatever, got used to temperature
>Swimming
>fuckyeah.mpeg
>Woman gets up and sits at the edge of the pool
>Size of small whale
>Trailer park bitch looking face
>"Oh the water's too cold I can barely stand up"
>Sits at the edge of the pool blocking the whole fucking stairs.
>Her boyfriend gets up from table
>Wearing white brim hat, shades, long sleeved shirt, and bathing suit
>Is afraid the sun with burn him
>Covers what's showing of his skin in sun tan lotion
>Cloudy day
>Walks over slowly to pool.
>Sticks his pastey pinky toe into water
>Screams
>Everyone in the whole complex hears him scream
>He's not saying words just screaming
>Runs back to table and covers himself with towel like he's drying off
>Whale gets up and takes him away
>Motherfucker is shivering cold

Anonymous 2017-09-05 01:39:55 Post No.39526545
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 01:39:55 Post No.39526545 [Report]

>>39526506
once as a kid I went down a water slide and for no reason just floated motionlessly face down at the bottom until a lifeguard jumped in to save me

Anonymous 2017-09-05 01:41:08 Post No.39526575
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 01:41:08 Post No.39526575 [Report]

>>39526506
Cold water is better, nice and refreshing. Warm water makes me feel lethargic.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:05:53 Post No.39527026
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:05:53 Post No.39527026 [Report]

>>39526506
You realize you can get sunburnt on cloudly days right

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:08:16 Post No.39527070
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:08:16 Post No.39527070 [Report]

>>39527026
literally how?

originalio

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:10:37 Post No.39527116
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:10:37 Post No.39527116 [Report]

>>39527070
uv rays don't necessarily correspond to sunlight's intensity

this is why UV indexes exist:

https://weather.com/maps/current-uv-index

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:11:29 Post No.39527135
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:11:29 Post No.39527135 [Report]

>>39527070
>>39527116
You would be surprised how much solar energy can be produced on cloudy days too

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:46:01 Post No.39527859
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:46:01 Post No.39527859 [Report]

>>39526506
Public pool in a half ghetto half white neighborhood
>fat kid refills water bottle with pool water
>groid brought basketball
>ends up launching it in babys face
>hot german chick tried tanning Brazilian style
>got asked to leave because fat housewife complained
>old man naked as fuck in the public restroom because he thought it was a locker room
>life guard was a skinny chad who had mini water jug filled with pibb
>that kid on field trip who had to sit out, got mad and launched a turd into the pool to ruin it for everyone

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