I work 8 hours doing absolutely nothing in front of a desk. What

i wanna know as well

not ask others for advice or approval

>>39525452

How the fuck can I get a job like yours? What company actually pays someone to do nothing?

>>39525452
Pick up a hobby and start going to the gym. Maybe something like hiking or a sport that will impress girls like snowboarding

>>39525452
You don't have to be interesting. Just be a good listener and find a girl who likes to talk.

I have no hobbies beyond a single videogame and porn, both of which I don't talk about. I still found a wonderful gf just by being nice.

>>39525756

A lot of office jobs. Not OP, but I have enough work for the average week to occupy me for 4-6 hours at most.

A shitton of people in the office spend loads of times making personal calls, socializing, dicking around online, in pointless meetings where nothing is accomplished (sometimes for hours on end - I had a 3 hour meeting two weeks ago where the only real thing accomplished, besides re-iterating everything we said a month ago, was to hold a new meeting going over this later). People extend out the amount of work they claim to do versus what they actually have to do in order to seem valuable and to get theirs.

Bullshit jobs proliferate the service economy. Offices are the nexus for a lack of productivity that's masked as actual productivity.

>>39525814

How does this exist? Wouldn't upper management kill off all these extra jobs so that there's more money for themselves?

>>39525814
How do you get an office job like this? Are they just data entry jobs in cubicles?

>>39525452
i don't like this image

>>39525995
Trypophobia lmao

>>39525949

I mean, you'd think so, but I have no clue if upper management actually does anything either. Certainly doesn't seem like it - I'm in a company that's large (>5000 employees) and has been around for decades, so it's largely running on inertia. There's almost no connection between one average worker's output and the performance of the organization as a whole. As long as targets get met, it appears upper management is just happy coasting, getting their millions, and doing nothing except for giving infrequent speeches and charging their flights as business expenses.

This is in finance, too, so I expect there's far worse out there.


>>39525988

College degree at a top-30 school in the US + a few years experience in the industry in jobs that paid less but still were enough to live on. Got the job a few months out of college.

I learned to lie at an early age to shield myself from my aggressive, piss-poor-at-parenting parents (and by token, kept up my grades to avoid earning their wrath after they finished cursing at each other and/or drinking). I ended up half-assing my way into resume-boosters while at school because the only thing I wanted to be was away from my family.

Mission accomplished, but outside of my pay and my own apartment, the rest of my life is a boring dystopia.

>>39525452
that reaction image is fucking shit