Is anyone else /lamename/ here? >me >fucktard parents

>>39520704
Heh... Ralph..

That's pretty funny, dude. But I like you still.

they win because they hold all the social cards

>>39520739
Thanks anon

>>39520780
How the fuck do you get to hold all the fucking social cards if you can even make clever wordplay that's ridiculous.

>Acknowledged by normies
Normalcuck leave my website

OP is the sound of throwing up

Good insults are reserved for those who pose a challenge.
You don't deserve a proper insult. You have to earn it.

>>39520704
>Ralph the wolf
You fucking deserved that shit ruff ruff Ralph balph

>>39520908
Fuck you it would have been cool as shit since I own big dogs.

>>39520978

RALPH the
WOLF
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there's some massive autist on /vg/ called ralph.

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>>39520704
Haha you're Balph Ralph they fucking got you bro

>>39520704
You kinda fucked yourself by wanting to be called "Ralph the Wolf". What a gay ass name lol

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Jaime (spanish)

Pronounced "high-meh"

Always get called "jay-mee", "high-mee", "high-may" or worst of all fucking "hymen".

>One chance at life
>Parents named me Transylvator

>>39521168

If you don't want to be called Jay mee then go back to fucking Mexico

>>39520704
>Be black
>Fucktard parents don't want to give me a name that's "too white" (see: employable)
>Dad (who later walks out on me) wants to name me "Simba"
>Mom fortunately talks him down to "Shaquille"

>>39520704
hahaha balph ralph hahaha

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>>39520704
>mfw Balph Ralph sits near me

>>39521188
>Not from Mexico

>Not even in the U.S.

>Not even from/in the Western Hemisphere.

Why don't you go suck a cheetoh and pretend you're blowing trump you fucking faggot

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>>39520704
You fucking normalfags call me Ralph the wolf you numbskulls

Vinicius. Hate my name, specially the Cius part.

>>39521377
"Like the volcano?" :^)

>>39521377
>Vinicius
Do you prefer people call you Vin or Vinny?

>>39521377
That's honestly a fuck of a lot cooler than Ralph.

Do people call you Vinny a lot?

Fuck off, no way any of you had it worse than me, I'm named after this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tugay_Kerimo%C4%9Flu

>one chance at life
>parents are autistic WE WUZ tier
>get named Publius Flavius Valerius

>tfw Dylan

all of the edgy normalfags at my school called me Dylan Klebold.

while I'm comfortable with my first name, my middle name is vetzvoski. Not that I care much, but in my street everybody called me hitler cuz they thought my name is German.

fuck me its polish fuxking normies

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>>39521402
don't get the reference pls have a cute girl if u explain

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>>39521439
There is always a vinicius wherever i go, so most of the times i end being called by my surname wich i will not say, but yeah, i like being called Vinny, Vin, or Vini.

>>39521475
my name is tugay too and all the kids sayd to me i was gay through my school years

>>39521525
Are you dumb faggot? Saying your real name in an famous doxing chan? fucking newfag

>>39521599
Nigga stfu of course I didn't post my real name u fucking dumb frog poster

>be fat
>last name is Wells
>"Anon Whales" throughout grade school

My dad wanted to call my sister Keb' Mo' after some artisit...he was probably very high at the time.

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>>39520704
QUISHEL

original kek

>>39521599
God you are so fucking dumb please leave this place and never come back

>>39521567
Like Mount Vesuvius.

Normies are likely to be idiots and confuse the two.

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>>39521692
Oh ok thank
here a comfy image for ye brave deed

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>>39521808
i dont understand the pic on the wall

>>39521839

it's just another pic on the wall

>>39520704
Shit anon, that sucks. I think Ralphs a hot name.

>>39521839
it is a Attack on Titan fanart, so maybe its something related to the anime

>>39520704
Nah my name is amazing.
I share it with a loli

>>39521899
it's like a building or house with a circle around it? some pins above it?
>>39521870
shine on, you crazy diamond.

>>39521927
idk, did not watch the anime yet

>>39520704
>>fucktard parents named me Ralph
Are you retarded? That's one notch shy of Chad.

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>wanted to be called Ralph the Wolf


>because it's cooler

My parents named me Elliot, but fortunately, they gave me Sebastian as a middle name, which I switched to when I was six or seven. However, my last name is fucking nonsense and will stay with me. It has a x in it and ends with "eus" for fucks sake. It's also really similar to faeces, but my classmates didn't pick up on that.

>>39521892
Th-thanks. Want to eat pizza sometime?

>>39522010
Ralph was the Chad of 50 years ago.

>>39522052
Crop better normie.

>tfw your name is literally so generic that police use it for unidentified bodies and that you can never be googled by employers or snoopy females

feels fucking good man

>>39522280
It's either John or Mohammad.

>tfw last names quick, and everbody in your family was a track star
>end up only being able to run 5 feet before being hospitalized