*blocks your path* >"Anon, it's time for breeding."

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*walks through*
no way, fag

Prepare my pert ass for Jamal, as his woman-servant has sent for me

>>39513701
>>39513704
Why you faggots don't understand that you should fuck women?

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>>39514158
There is something fundamentally wrong with a woman that wants to have sex with me and it's better to steer clear of such nutcases.

>>39513690
Hold down B to run

>>39514158
>wanting to have sex with a woman
And you think I'm the faggot?

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>>39513690
N-no. Go away succubus.

Fuck off, slut, I'm married.

>>39513690
"H-how is that going t-to happen?"

Sorry, lady, I'm too busy making experimental music.

>>39513690
Fuck off chestlet
You're not even fertile enough to do that

>>39513690
>begin powering up
>teleport behind her
>WOMB BUSTER BLAST
>she lays quivering on the floor as gallons of my seed ooze out of her.

>>39513690
*thelports behind her*
Psh, nothing personal m'lady
*slice her in two with katana*

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Nah, sorry, don't want offsprings.
But I got a condom handy if you're still into having some fun.

>>39513690
>look behind me
>see chad
JUST

But even then, I have a oneitis. Would not bang this whore.

>>39513701
>>39513704
>>39514656
>>39514882
>>39515523
>not wanting to fuck a literal goddess cam from heaven in front of you

Kill yourself anons.

>>39513690
>Not today, roastie! I am saving myself for my pure Christian waifu, and by the graces of God I shall send you back to the depths!

>>39515594
>>not wanting to fuck a literal goddess cam from heaven in front of you
There's a catch - Tyrone is behind the corner.

Do a 360 and walk away

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>39513690
Long as I don't have to pay child support. What? You think I want my influence rubbing off on the next generation? Fuck that, I wouldn't do that to a kid.

>>39513690
>want to spread bastard children throughout the land
>dont want to leave a child alone with a roastie whore
At least i dont have to worry about this dilemma because i am ugly as fuck

sigh *unzips dick*

originally of course