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Fucking christ. Mom bought the fake poptarts again. Why does

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Fucking christ. Mom bought the fake poptarts again. Why does she do this to me? I've already told her enough times that Toast Em Pop Ups taste like an old rag but she doesn't ever listen. She tells me to calm down because they're the same and they're just snack food. I don't care.This is BULLSHIT. How do I get her to listen?
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>>39507432
1. Stop bein a nig
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>>39507432
throw them at her and use a whinier voice than you already do
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Why do mothers buy off brand garbage and insist it tastes the same? For some products it's fine but food is almost always worse.
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>>39507477
Make sure you lay down and flail your arms and legs while you do so
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>>39507432
offer to go grocery shopping yourself buddy. also if you're a hikki/neet i'm sure they have authentic poptarts on amazon.
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>>39507432
>poptarts
lmaoing at ur pathetic life, off brand or real brand poptarts taste like dry shit
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>>39507497
Why do austistic man children whine about shitty toaster food ?
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Those are cheaper than walmart store brand fake poptarts... so shit even the shit ones are better.
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Poptarts are like 350 calories for ONE of them in the pack. This is why you're a fatbot, anon.
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>>39507432
Argue with her that it's a waste of money for her to buy things that you won't eat, and it'd be better for her to just buy you actual Poptarts, so at least you'd eat them and the money will be well spent.
She may argue that she'd save money in the end by not buying you any Poptarts at all. In that case I recommend pic related to be another solution to your problem. I'm sure she'd rather pay the extra dollar than have to worry about other bills.
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>>39507432
all poptarts except smores are bad
smores poptarts are a gift from heaven
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