>be me >be a shitty independent DJ >get a few gigs

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2017-09-04 05:17:38 Post No. 39507409
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:17:38 Post No. 39507409 [Report]

>be me
>be a shitty independent DJ
>get a few gigs around city, gain popularity
>get offered gig to DJ at prom at my old high school
>fucking hate all those kids but I need the money
>decide to fuck with the kids
>start making EDM song from scratch
>strip off my clothes, lube up my dick and fap into my premium studio microphone
>get all sorts of good spurt, fap, shlop noises
>mix into a song and add a drum kit
>call the song imcoming.mp3
>be at the prom
>yell in autistic DJ voice "ARE YOU KIDS READY TO PAAARRTYYYY"
>play the song
>right before the drop it's my autotuned voice yelling "IM COMING"
>mfw all the kids are loving it
>mfw all the teachers are dancing too
>mfw I played sounds of me masturbating to 500+ people

Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:19:01 Post No.39507427
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:19:01 Post No.39507427 [Report]

>>39507409
post song or didn't happen

Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:26:49 Post No.39507548
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:26:49 Post No.39507548 [Report]

>>39507409
Yeah OP post the fucking song

Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:29:30 Post No.39507591
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:29:30 Post No.39507591 [Report]

>>39507409
cmon OP deliver, I want to believe you

Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:30:50 Post No.39507608
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:30:50 Post No.39507608 [Report]

>>39507409
I want to believe this, but I don't.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:40:16 Post No.39507743
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:40:16 Post No.39507743 [Report]

Make it happen OP I want to believe

Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:45:07 Post No.39507813
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:45:07 Post No.39507813 [Report]

>>39507409
t0p k3k

t.insurance baybeeee

Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:02:25 Post No.39508852
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:02:25 Post No.39508852 [Report]

>>39507409
you're a fucking legend in my book OP

t. musician and DJ

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:18:46 Post No.39509793
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:18:46 Post No.39509793 [Report]

>>39507427
OP is a faggot for not posting the song in this thread. How can you make such a legendary move yet not share it?

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:13:30 Post No.39510457
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:13:30 Post No.39510457 [Report]

>>39507409
OP please post

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:31:22 Post No.39510656
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Probably fake story but I still chuckled.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:35:53 Post No.39510698
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:35:53 Post No.39510698 [Report]

>>39507409
Thanks for making me smile in my times of misery

Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:33:03 Post No.39512018
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:33:03 Post No.39512018 [Report]

>>39507409
>be a shitty independent DJ
shitty is the word I would use, alright

Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:37:58 Post No.39512081
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:37:58 Post No.39512081 [Report]

Come on post the song

Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:39:30 Post No.39512103
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:39:30 Post No.39512103 [Report]

>>39507409
fake as fuck but gave me a good kek OP

Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:46:41 Post No.39512198
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>>39507409
Upload the song to Youtube or Pico ift his shit still exists and post a link on this thread to prove your originality

Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:49:20 Post No.39512232
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Observe as OP once again doesn't deliver

Anonymous 2017-09-04 12:11:11 Post No.39512489
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 12:11:11 Post No.39512489 [Report]

>>39507409
OP, you better fucking live up to your hype

Anonymous 2017-09-04 12:17:32 Post No.39512550
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 12:17:32 Post No.39512550 [Report]

We desire those fire beats, deliver faggot!

Anonymous 2017-09-04 12:30:03 Post No.39512689
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 12:30:03 Post No.39512689 [Report]

>>39512232
That fucking faggot did not deliver. Shame be upon you, OP, you'll be an inferior for the rest of your life

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