>Oh sorry Femanon, did I wake you? I thought we could use

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>that brutal fivehead + hairline combo

>>39503716
FUCK OFF MATE SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO KEEP OUR LUNCH DOWN

>>39503746
>on r9k

originiamiami desu ne

>>39503716
>eating right after exercising
For what purpose?

this is way too muscular for most women

>>39504199
HA!
Originally.

>>39504199
dude are you fucking kidding me the guy's barely above ottermode

>>39503746
hey post your face pussy

>>39504199
Shut up he's gorgeous.

>>39504199
WRONG
The only time women don't find muscular men attractive are when:
>They are getting interviewed and are under intense pressure to not seem like a shallow slut
>when it becomes an unhealthy obsession for the guy (this makes them not boyfriend material, but still bangable)

>>39503716
I'm hungry for eggs. Feed me eggs. EEEEEGGGGGGGSSSSSS

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How to obtain BF like this

Get this ugly fuck out of my kitchen

I must have been SHITFACED

>>39504191
to give your body nutrients and vitamins for when you exercise again

>>39504215
>the guy's barely above ottermode
dudes is clearly athletic mode, most likely doesn't have a compound lift under 135 lbs

>>39504212
>>39504215
>>39504252

You are in denial. You don't know how women really think. It's not like they instantly get turned on when they see these kinds of muscles. Its a turnoff, it's too much, it's gross. Women like more lankier guys

>>39504293
go to gym or bars and see if they're there, also chipotle

>>39504498
That picture is as close to perfect as someone can get and lanky fucks look sad but its better than being fat or muscleless.

>>39504498
>Its a turnoff, it's too much, it's gross. Women like more lankier guys
>women knowing what women want
also muscles could also indirectly imply that they're not as adept physically compared to him thus showing how frail and inadequate they see themselves in comparison encouraging their insecurities

>>39504498
You're retarded

Make a fakebook with a couple pictures of Calum Von Moger and make a tinder with a bio like this:

Im not going to have a lot of time with you because I'm too busy going to the gym and injecting steroids, and when I'm with you, I'm going to want to talk about fitness.

I don't want a relationship with you, I don't give a fuck about your feelings, and I probably won't even eat you out. All I want is to make my dick to feel good.

im thinking about getting a swastika tattoo because I hate Jews, I honestly believe that Hitler did nothing wrong.

see how many matches you get motherfucker, and then come back and tell me women don't care about muscle

>>39504498
You idiot, I am a woman. He's objectively flawless.

>>39504191
>not realising that *exercise* in this context means sexual activities

>healthy snack
>cutting up a bell pepper

If I'm eating something after I wake up, it's not a snack, it's breakfast- STUUUUUU-PID!

>>39503746
Well obviously not insecure about it, unlike you, evidently

>>39504870
Correct. Shits asking for cramps.

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>tfw sexy, charming, kind /fit/ men who will fuck you good and silly all night, clean your apartment and then make you breakfast in bed exist don't exist

Men are so lucky. They can easy find all that whenever they want because there's a woman for every kind of man while women like me only have angry, fat lazy men or average, selfish, lying horny men to choose from.

>>39505783
And what kind of woman is that? Surely you've at least got niche pussy.

>>39505783
nice bait roastie but i won't fall for it

>>39505783
I have a better body than the guy in OP and I'd do that

>>39505851
What's the catch? You're gay? Desperate virgin saying anything to get laid? Got a girlfriend? An email?

>>39506069
>What's the catch?
My face isn't as good
>You're gay?
No
>Desperate virgin saying anything to get laid?
Not a virgin but yeah maybe on the rest

>>39504925
Is this bait? Bell peppers are super healthy.

How the fuck would this guy wake anyone up by cutting peppers in the kitchen? Was he moaning after every slice? Fucker needs less exercise and more studying.

>>39505783
>Men are so lucky. They can easy find all that whenever they want because there's a woman for every kind of man

Are you fucking joking? Where are the girls who like shy, fat, awkward losers?

>>39503716
He looks like if Chad had his face cut off and had Seth MacFarlanes face stitched on

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>>39505783
I think you've got things reversed there, honey

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>>39506342
Shy, fat, awkward losers used to be my type but they are shallow and aren't loyal at all.

When they get a girl, especially one who they feel is out of their league, they always start to think after that they can do better. So they cheat on or dump good girls to date girls with bigger tits or looser pussies or to orbit Stacies on the off-chance she will let him breathe her air when she needs to make Chad jealous.

Sooner or later, a robot is going to come in here and say fat awkward losers deserve to be with big titty Stacies while chubby, awkward weirdos like me deserve to die alone.

You are all looking at the "geymur grrls" and "Nerds for paid views youtube" girls while ignoring genuine, loyal women who understand and find your shy awkwardness endearing.

>>39503716
ever since i started lifting and going to /fit/ I've started to like pics such as the OP image
I don't want to fuck him or be fucked by him it's just nice to see that physique

>>39506485
>fat awkward losers deserve to be with big titty Stacies
literally no one but the fat fucks themselves say that

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>>39503746
I-is the hairline really that bad?

@39505783
>this shit bait got five (You)s

>>39506485
Gib me tubby gf

>>39506237
You tried to be a smartass but it just came off as cringe

>>39506523
All of them believe it. They don't want healthy or chubby shy women but then get mad at them for wanting attractive men instead of the bears so actively rejecting them

>>39506600
You mean chubby in the tits and ass Victoria Secret slut. Not an actual 25-30 BMI genuine woman.

>>39506574
It's real but you don't want to believe it because it doesn't fit your dialogue

>>39506485
Fuck off with that, my standards aren't very high at all. I fap to BBWs all the time.

>>39504199
His body is literally the perfect muscle tone what the fuck are you talking about

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>>39506775
>25-30 BMI genuine woman
please be bait

>>39506884
Lying for robot points? I know the agenda here is to keep the robots looking innocent while dragging genuine, awkward chubby women who'd kill for a nerdy robot through the mud. Okay, Anon.

>>39506951
You guys wouldn't even look at a girl unless she had a BMI under 20.

>>39506996
Most of us can't afford to be picky. For those who take care of themselves, why should they not expect a partner who does at least the bare minimum to stay in shape?

>>39506996
How do you justify being fat? Your body is literally one of the very few things you have any control over in life. Robots who don't lift are straight up retarded and women who are fat should just kill themselves.

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>>39506996
This is the last video I fapped to. Your move.

>>39507100
>31 sec
>implying you didn't just open up a bunch of videos just now to prove me wrong

>>39507083
>Having the self-control, discipline, and dedication required to do that

>>39507078
>>39507083
Gonna attack me for being overweight but it's okay for overweight robots to want slim women, right?

>>39507130
Want them? Sure.
Expect them, and blame said women for not wanting a fatty like them? No.

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>>39507121
I've had most of those tabs open for a week. My computer hates me. Guys like a wider variety of women, that's why all sorts of fetish porn exists.

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>>39507130
I should add:
I have never once seen a fat guy complain that normal weight women don't want a "real" (fat) man. On the flipside fat women do this garbage all the time
Really gets the noggin joggin'

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>>39507286
This, as a fat dude I know that 99.999% of women don't view me as a sexual entity, but I'm going to keep talking to skinny and fat femanons alike.

>>39506485
I can't respect a fat girl.

If girls like you kept your weight in control I would gladly waifu you on the spot and absolutely stay loyal.

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Thanks bro but I'm a dyke lol
... a kv dyke

>>39505783
For a man to have all those attributes you must offer something other than pussy