>Be failed normie kissless virgin >Have to watch my friends

>>39501391
Well you've come to the right place dude.You are not alone on that.
Don't expect any life changing advice here.All I can say to you is that you MUST start talking to girls.I am currently trying that.Start with the less attractive ones for practice.Then move your way up.That's my part, the rest is up to you.

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I know this feel anon. Being a failed normie sucks. All my friends are out there going on dates and shit and yet I'm here on r9k. At least we have it better than most robots in that we have friends.

>Want to make an AMV of Youjo Senki set to Sabaton's Ghost Division.
>Realize how cringey this is
>Would also probably make me look like a neo-nazi
>Still want to do it anyway

I've got problems too, you know.

My advice to you is no more clubbing. This world is not for us and clubs are even more of a shitshow

>>39501819
>you MUST start talking to girls

I do. I don't really have female friends but I have friendly acquaintances who are girls. They just don't appear to view me sexually in any way.

>>39501977
I feel the same.It's like no girls are attracted to me, but believe me atleast one of the girls you talk to finds you atleast mildly attractive.Go on a date or something.Be straight forward and ask one of them out, it might not go well but then you try the next.Now I ain't an expert on this but these are worss from other experienced people.I recommend you to watch the youtube channel "alpha m." .Basically it's a dude that gives you advice on grooming, style and fitness.He could help you.

>>39502054
>Basically it's a dude that gives you advice on grooming, style and fitness.He could help you.

I'm not a fucking neckbeard. I know how to take care of myself. I dress well. If you saw me in public I guarantee 100% you wouldn't even consider that I might be a KV /r9k/poster.

This just makes it more painful. I put unfathomable levels of effort into my life and still fail.

>>39502210
Well nobody told you life was going to be easy.Maybe you will succed at what you want, maybe you won't.

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>>39502259
I don't expect massive success. I just expect what every other normal male gets. Which is at least some level of affection from women.

I have never met another man who puts as much effort into their appearance, social life and hobbies as I do and is still a 100% kissless dateless virgin.

>>39502309
Maybe trying less is the key.You notice how dudes who try the least get the besy bitches? You should chill a bit.

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>>39501391
OP do you want to be involved in these things? Think about it, I fucking hate seeing that too, slowly losing my friends to normie or college life. It's an irritating thing to watch someone go through that you've trusted for so long and been buddies with

Ask girls out with the least hope of them saying yes as you can. build resilience (or down right immunity) to rejection. Lifes gonna be easy after that. Also try not to be a fedora neckbeard fatass.

>>39502344
>OP do you want to be involved in these things?

Yes. Sorry, I'm not a weeaboo. I have no interest in anime, manga, nerd culture, comic books, etc. I play some video games but my main interests are "normie" things eg music, sports, acting. I enjoy drinking socially and going to bars and clubs.

I feel no sympathy with people who are willingly kissless virgins and willingly exclude themselves from the "normalfag world". That might be great for some people and I fully respect their choices, but I have always very deeply wanted to just be normal. I just want to be a part of mainstream society and have relationships and sex like a regular person does.

>>39502342
I've tried that. I go through periods where I can't stop thinking about my kissless virginity, like now, as well as periods where I am too fixated on other things to properly care. I go to university so most of the year I am either studying, socialising, or participating in student society events. Adopting a nonchalant attitude and focusing on other things has done nothing to make women more attracted to me. They still don't view me sexually, whether I pay attention to them or not.

>>39502500
Well shit I am out of advice.As I said I am not a pro because I am the same.Best of luck to you dude.

>>39502500
shit, know just exactly this feel. The problem is, i cant help but think that there is just something off about me and no one will tell.

also, nice dubs.

>>39502344
>I feel no sympathy with people who are willingly kissless virgins and willingly exclude themselves from the "normalfag world".

i think you're in the wrong place bud

>>39502647
>>39502500
tagged the wrong person ;-;

>>39502631
If you can ask girls out and shit and you get refused out of maybe 10 tries at least 3 are open enough so you can ask em why they wouldn t consider you attractive. you cant ruin more than not having their deep interest in you so you have nothing to lose.
Just dont be a creep try doing simple date shit and if you get rejected try to find out why it didnt work.

>>39502647
In what way? This isn't Wizardchan. Why should I feel sympathy for people who are kissless virgins and don't care about it? They don't feel pain from their situation. They're not involuntarily celibate, they're voluntarily celibate. I am involuntarily celibate. This situation is beyond my control. I didn't choose this life, it chose me.

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>>39503255
>he thinks wizchan is full of volcels

>>39503302
Wizardchan literally has a rule that says something like "anyone who expresses a desire for sex or relationships is not allowed". They are actively avoiding anything to do with sex. They mock people who feel a need for relationships.

The entire wizard concept originates in the idea that men who can't get sex by the age of 30 should shun the female gender and "ascend" or some bollocks. It's incels coping with the fact that they are incels by becoming voluntarily celibate.

>>39501391
Grow a pair, nigga.
I've been friends with chads an tyrones all my life, i've seen and heard shit that you think it only happens in ecchi anime/shitty hentai.
I'm also a KV, add to that that i suffer from limerence too, my romantic life is inexistent and the polar opposite from my friend's, but you know what?
I don't give a shit.
I've got a shit ton of other problems that are way worse than that.
If your only problem is ">tfw no gf " then go fuck yourself.

>go out with friend
>try to talk to girls friend would cockblock me

>>39503690
Your friend is a cunt and you should not hang out with him.

>having friends
>wanting to have a gf

Fuck out of here normie normiemengton

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>>39503871
How am I a normie for wanting to have a gf? YOU'RE the fucking normie for being content despite not having one.

I feel actual deep pain because of my situation. I am pained every single day because I am a kissless virgin. You are not pained because for some reason you take pride in being a wizard. And you say I'm the normie?

>>39501391
>have virgin kissless friend
>is really intelligent and has really good job
>making big money
>not bad looking guy just not interested in girls really
>not gay either afaik

i'd rather have his life than mine. sure i might fuck girls and enjoy the warm embrace of female attention. sure i might be able to stroke my girlfriends cute asleep body at night and cuddle up to her and then fuck her senseless in the morning. but he has a good job and is intelligent. no one even notices the fact he's a virgin because he's not a faggot in other terms.

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>>39503956
No. I'd swap my life for your's in a heartbeat.

I'd rather be somewhat poor and even dumb if it meant I could live an exciting life, fuck women and have relationships.

I don't want to be a kissless virgin. I would give up practically anything I own and anything in my life if it meant I could have a normal romantic and sex life. Kissless virginity is hell. Utter, unfathomable hell.

>>39504016
it's just the human condition really, no one is ever happy

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I know that feel, though I wouldn't consider myself a failed normalfag. I'm a robot through and through.
>Small group of friends are the only people I've ever been able to even slightly connect with
>All of them are normal, functioning humans
>Want careers and are working towards them
>Want love and either find it or are actively looking for it
>They have other, normal friends they can hang out with
>Sometimes bring their girlfriends around and I have to smile through the pain

I know one day they'll all leave me because they'll have families/lives/careers/loves/etc and a lonely waste of life has no room there. I thought that maybe I could carve out a niche being a close friend they go to when they can only talk to their wives, but two of my best friends are gay so I can't even take the place of the close man in their lives.