>3rd grader where I work tells me she has a crush on me
>calls me "handsome, cool, nice, and funny"
>comes up to me and hugs me multiple times a day
I'm not a pedo, but does this make me Chad?
>>39499205
Pop her tight cherry pussy.
>>39499222
He got trips OP that means you gotta do it
>>39499222
>I'm not a pedo
No thanks senpai
Most likely she's altruistic and nice and life hasn't taught her to save her sympathies to those who can give back
Tread carefully anon
There was a movie about this exact scenario
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunt_(2012_film)
>>39499205
she's playing you to for your janitorial keys through which she'll corner the tp market thereby ruling her school with a small, iron fist
from now on, have the school cop with you whenever she's near so you've got a witness
>>39499293
I'm not a janitor and I don't work at a school
>>39499205
>3rd grader where I work tells me she has a crush on me
is she pretty or fat
if she's ugly or fat then it's not an achievement
Save money and buy her hand in marriage from her parents, arrange it to occur on whatever birthday will make it legal.
Who am I kidding, that will never work.
>>39499366
She'll probably be a Stacy when she grows up