>How can you not have a girlfriend, uncle anon? I'm 14

>>39498363
Rape her.
Then trow the body in the closest bin

>>39498363
My stepsister told me this. I'm 23 she's 14. Doesn't have a boyfriend though but knows she can easily get one.

I want to fuck her so bad

>>39498363
Remember the "practice" we did when you were a little girl? That wasn't practice for me, that was the real thing.

>>39498612
Sounds hot desu. Now I want to fuck you

>>39498612
My cousin(im 24 and hes 18) busts my balls with that all the time ://
i dont want to fuck him though

>>39498612
rape her
torture her
murder her
find durable container
stuff her corpse there
dispose container in swamp

>>39498637
I'm a 23yo KV for a reason, you don't want to fuck me

>>39498667
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP
orginal

>>39498667
I enjoy her company

And her very illegal titties and hips

>>39498363
Because you're a girl and I'm guy.
All you have to do is wear those shorts around boys and you can easily take your pick out of the lot, even easier if you're wearing sandals and showing off your bare feet. They'll flock to you like flies on crap.
Men just have it so much harder... You'll learn when you get older.

I don't want one.
I have other priorities in life. Besides I don't even believe in romantic love and I'm distrustful of relationships based on romance.

>>39498363
Ok, that is bad

I get why you guys are angry now

>>39498363
>Your response?
being an attractive female is like living in a candy factory and bragging about how much candy you eat

>>39499484


or like being Born with a billion dollars, and complaining that a person who lives in a trailer park doesnt eat caviar all day while driving a ferrari