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>feel hungry
>walk to the kitchen and see dad looking upset and running upstairs
>mom's got something in a pot
>"Hey, Anon. Wanna try my chili?"
>feel nervous
>mom is awful at cooking
>decide to be nice
>"Sure."
>eat chili
>feel nothing for half a second
>then it happens
>my tongue and throat burn like crazy
>tears drop from my eyes like I'm Niagara Falls
>i start choking
>mom focused more on spiciness and less on ediblity
>i rush upstairs to the bathroom to puke my lungs out
>kick open the door so hard, it nearly flies off its hinges
>dad's in the bathroom, scouting on the toilet like a frog and releasing a bout of diarrhea the most definitely came from mom's chili
>i puke
>dad puke's
>he slips and bangs his head on the sink
>mom comes to the bathroom to check on us and screams
>dad gets emergency surgery
I never ate anything mom gave me ever again
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>>39493322
I know this is weird to ask but do you have a picture of your mom? I'm just curious on how she looks like
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>>39493322
>walk into kitchen
>empty
>mom in bed
>very little/no food in house
>only disgusting micowave meal
>already said multiple times not to get me one because they taste horrible and i never eat them
>"well thats all there is anon!"
>decide not to have anything, will find something later
>"BUT ANON YOU HAVE TO EAT!"
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Chuckled in very original way
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> Wake up at 2:00 AM
> Fucking starving and there's no cereal
> "Aww come the fuck on"
> Pulls out hamburger meat and turns on stove
> Too lazy to finish making it so I half do it
> Puts watermellon and BBQ chips with it
> Eat it and it tastes alright
> 4 hours later in class
> Starts burping up a vile stench
> Makes everyone around me sick
> From that day foward I was known as "He who burps death"
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>mom goes grocery shopping
>buys like 5 things maximum, the house is completely out of food in 2 days max and I go back to saltines/soup noodles
why the hell do women do this? I'de buy my own groceries but my faggot little brothers eat everything I buy because my mom is seemingly trying to starve everyone to death.
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>>39494296
my family in a nutshell
there's never anything to eat and i'm usually going hungry
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