>be me
>hanging out with friend s and oneitis was there as usual
>I'm a little alpha when near her
>sitting at the bench with her
>placing my feet on her lap as a foot rest (she lets me do this)
>about 1 hour in oneitis made a joke about me
>I jokingly slapped her with my foot
>clearly disgusted she was weirded out throughout the day
>tfw I have ruined my relationship with her
>>39490345
>muh bff oneitis
When will you people LEARN? You think the things you read on here, what, aren't real? That thousands of other people haven't gone through this and wished they'd known better?
YOU WILL RECEIVE NO SYMPATHY FROM ME
>>39490345
you fucking retard why did you slap a girl with your stinky feet jesus christ you should have at least done it on her ass
>>39490345
wait wait wait.
i'm gonna need to know anon...
did you slapped her face?
>>39490784
>did you slapped her face?
yes.
Way to kick a girl in the head retard
>>39490795
HOLY FUCK MAN THE SPAGHETTI
what was the status of your feet?
>socks or bare
>>39491467
>what was the status of your feet?
>socks or bare
barefoot
>>39490345
You dumb shit.
Girls don't like physical violence except during the mating process.
God dammit OP don't tell me you're a virgin? This is not going to improve your chances