No matter what you look like, there's at least one woman

>>39490075
What if she decides to monkey branch me though.

but how do I find her

>>39490075
but I am actually pretty decent looking
I'm just awkward fucking weirdo without any social skills and that makes me unfuckable

>>39490075
Yeah, some obnoxious BPD hambeast who I'd rather harpoon than spend time with.

>>39490075
Hey OP. I find YOU attractive. ;)

>>39490776
you're not a woman and you don't really find me attractive

>>39490106
>monkey branch

please explain

>>39490075
She probably lives somewhere in Pacific Ocean and i'll never meet her.

>>39491440
Trading up.
Using one person as a means to reach for others.
Like a monkey climbing a tree.

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>at least one
>i open my mouth
>now zero

>>39491547
Long as she rides my fucking COCK on the way up!! My fucking COCK! COOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKK oh my goddddddddd stick it in there and UNF UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF!

>>39491577
You're really bad at pretending to be a boy.

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>>39491594
Bend over faggot and you can see what a boy I am

I did have one, and I never told her how I felt. Now she hates me and there's nothing I can do about it.