How are you spending this beautiful Sunday morning, r9k?

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Poured my 1st cup as i read your post. Watching car crash videos like every Sunday morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOjQsfDXjO0

>>39489927
>No milk
No coffee for me. Just animating and writing today.

lying on the couch in the living room, watching old simpsons episodes

>>39489927
So how's being a girl?

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>coffee
>not ceremonial grade matcha

>>39489927
My
Nigga

got burned out on Soulsborne, but i'm about to brew some coffee, smoke up, and either play some GTA V or some Guild Wars 2

>>39490150
Have you played Sonic Mania or Furi?
Those games were exactly the break from Souls that I needed.

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>>39489927
Watching cars go wosh wosh wosh

Ds1 best souls desu

Drinking Tetley (splash of milk, 1 sugar) and watching Mega64 videos.

Life is good.

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>>39489927
Playing Dark souls together with /v/ when it was first released was one of the best periods of my life.

>Painted world on a rainy spring day in lonesome cozy room
>Darkroot garden
>Seeath's library
>First time finally arriving to Anor Londo
>Just hanging out at Firelink shrine

>watched hannibal on netflix
>started to play portal at around 12
>finished it at 2pm
>my headset (logitech g930) just died
now i've my bose qc35 connected via cable
i'm going to draw later a little
comfy

>>39489927
its tuesday moron

>>39489927
>muh coffee
Fuck off wagecuck.

>>39491288
Black as a moonless night.

>>39489960
Wow thanks anon didn't realize how comfy this was
An abnormal amount of those cars went on their side

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Just got home from a vacation, so my internal clock is a bit off and I'm feeling tired. Had some coffee and cleaned up the house. Now thinking about grabbing a mixed drink and listening to a few albums in the lounge chair with the cat. Might spend the whole day in.

>>39489927
haha youre gonna die

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I'm waiting 3 days so I can text a girl back. Meanwhile I'll be watching movies, so I don't go insane.

>>39492493
Is that actually your house

>>39489927
>not hooking your computer up to a tv
>using a computer monitor to game

kek

>>39492552
She waited a week before responding. I can't wait that long, so I've decided to sit on it for 3 days.

>>39492576
>what is input lag
>what is color accuracy
>what is 144hz

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>>39492574

Yeah, that is my study

editing some photos from the car show that was last night.

>>39492614
Why are you on r9k?
Shouldn't you be spending time with the wife and kids?

>>39492625

Don't have a wife and kids

>>39492614
That's cozy man

>>39489927
working.
not comfy at all

>>39492625
>House this clean
>Wife and kids
lol

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>>39489927
>woke up at 6am
>took a viagra
>left home, and drove to mcdonalds for a number 2, with a coffee
>ate while I drove to the cum dungeon
>arrived at the cum dungeon around 7am
>began a 12 to 13 hour session of fucking my queen, like yesterday, and every weekend for the past 5 weeks or so since I had to move her to a storage facilty
>pic related
>cum for the sixth time, decide to take a break to lurk

Will probably take off to have lunch, and return.

>>39490097
How do you infer that OP is a girl?

Narcos season 3, watsons, and lots of good weed.
pretty good for being stood up by my oneitis in front of me after picking the cunt up last night

>>39492712
Darksouls is played exclusively by girls at this point.
Anyone who posts anything related to souls games in 2017 is probably a girl.

>>39492707
You're a fucking hero. I'm impressed.

>>39492767
Kek
That's the most autistic thing I read today

>>39492614
Are you a rich man?

>>39492837
no, he has rich parents

>>39492820
It's the same thing with all anime avatar posters being male.
Infact an easy way to spot a girl in a videogame is they usually have a crude name with some reference to male genitalia.
If you see a fire wizard called BigHotBalls it's a girl. 100%.

>>39492707
Holy fuck how are you not bored of that doll yet

i'm trying to come up w/ youtube ideas. i'm on the cusp of becoming a minor internet celebrity but the pressure of fucking it up is getting to me.

>>39492837

No. I'm not poor, but I earn a relatively low salary. I just have a good eye for finding nice things for very cheap.

>>39492862

I don't live with my parents.

>>39492881
I think you are drastically overestimating how many girls play vidya. But yeah, you are right about the animeposters.

>>39492707
Do you use condoms on your doll or something? If so, WHY?
Why did you have to move it to a storage facility?
What is a number 2 at Mcdonalds?

>>39492901
Post your channel. If not, Youre full of shit.

>>39492956
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeJxXGMnqYUP-fBtBZDjvlw

In the UK so it's nearly 5PM. Went to morning service, interacted with some qts. Had a nice quiet coffee with a book and now I'm getting ready for evening service.

>>39492934
It depends on the game.
Something simplistic like league of legends or OW is probably close to 50:50

I think of all online games Eve Online has the fewest reported female users because it's just fucking spreadsheet autism getting killed by elitist jerks.

Girls are fucking everywhere senpai and they're not difficult to spot either.
Are they.

Hung over and working at my weekends only warehouse job to pay my way through uni

>>39489927
Already drank 3 coffee because I'm at work and I'm going to fell asleep in any moment

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cleaned my car, fixed my lil bro's bike, mowed the lawn and got ice cream

Also I love the first dark souls!

Just got up. No coffee. Never coffee. In my first semester of college, someone told me once you start drinking coffee, you'll never function without it, so I stuck to that, and never started.

>>39492614
That looks so tacky. Do you live in Sedona or Scottsdale by chance? Looks like the kind of decor the rich artsy fartsy garbage there loves.

>>39492926
You have a good eye in general, that's a blyatiful space to spend your indoor days in.

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>>39492984
There are probably more girls in those games, but nowhere near 50:50. At least not from what I've seen. And believe me, I would love nothing more than a gf to play vidya with, but those don't exist here in slavland.

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>>39492975
>44 Subscribers
>internet celebrity

>>39493037
>Do you live in Sedona or Scottsdale by chance?

No.

>Looks like the kind of decor the rich artsy fartsy garbage there loves.

Except unlike them I don't pay anything for it.

>>39492975
>3 videos
C O N T E N T
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>>39493125
I have more than three vids. Thanks for the feedback though man.

>>39493092
Hey. How many subscribers do you have?

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>drinking coffee
>playinf Fire Emblem Echoes
>little cousin is telling me all about her trip to Disney world

>>39491136
Where on earth is it Tuesday?
>>39491288
Fuck off neet

>>39493174
Three - mom, my dog, and a random

>>39493174
Im not trying to be an "internet celebrity". So obviously 0.
Even a "minor" internet celebrity has a few hundred thousand subscribers, with majors internet celebrities having millions. 44 Subscribers. You may as well have a many as i do until youre in the 5 figure digits familia.

YOURE NOT a minor internet celebrity. You are one of the millions of people on Youtiube with a channel. Thats all you ever will be with that shit content.

>>39492975
That's some pretty boring vlog man. Spice it up or something, exaggerate your personality, make short autistic lol so randumb xD videos to get attention. Your fans would be full of 12 year olds with the attention span of a goldfish but atleast you would make some money off Youtube.

>>39493241
That's a good starting point man. When you get up to like 30 we should collab.

>>39493258
Thanks man. You gave me the major ego check I needed. When I make it I'll remember you.

>>39493264
Thanks for this advice man. I really appreciate. If you were here I'd wank you off because you gave me it.

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I certainly fucking have. What are you fags feels today?

>>39493303
good job anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iblfPcLsF0Y&list=UUeJxXGMnqYUP-fBtBZDjvlw&index=44

>>39493442
Cheers man. Appreciate it greatly.

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>>39489960
>>39492707
so THIS is the power of autism
never disappointed with r9k

>>39493174
Kek i have 37 and not a single video i don't even know why people subbed to me

>>39493724
Probably bc of your display pic man. Or the quality of your comments.

>>39490167
Looks comfy, hook it up with a link?

>>39489927
>Xbox controller
>not using a dualshock 2 controller with a USB adapter

ULTIMATUS PLEBIUS

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>>39489927
tfw was playing dark souls earlier today

>>39494242
Probably, but i subbed to you anyways

>>39494547
Sweet. I'll wank you off later lad.

>>39492707
people like you is why i'm here

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>>39489927
Originullpostmyman

>>39494791
I don't get what this picture means.

>>39489960
Always amazed at how stupid people can be driving. Like the first accident I was in. in the police report the section for the other drivers statement said that he claimed I had gone into the left lane and he started to pass me in the right lane when I suddenly turned right cutting him off. At the bottom of the guys statement the cop wrote that it was a designated single lane road.

>>39489927
It's evening now but i'm gonna have a cup of tea and play a round of overwatch. I looked myself in the mirror today and realized i've gotten fat. Feels weird. Guess i'm gonna stop drinking soda. And eating breakfast. That should do it, right?

>>39495111
/v/eddit memes

>>39489927
I decided to quit my job so I just didn't show up this morning.

I cleaned my room, did a bit of reading, cooked myself some lunch, and now I'm relaxing and about to smoke some jew weeds.

I don't know how I'm gonna pay upcoming bills but to be honest I'm not even worried about it.
I'm glad I won't be going back to that hellhole (well only to pick up my last paychecks)

>>39489960
Thanks for the vid man., I don't usually watch from beginning to end.

>>39489927
>played DS2, BB and DS3 first
>have a cumulative total of 1000 hours on the above games
>can't get into DS1 because of how clunky and awkward the game runs

even DSfix doesn't fit things. Shame, DS1 looks like it has really world building.

>>39489927
Getting raped by the brutal AI on BFME II

It's difficult to win when the AI just spawns in units and spams every hero including Sauron when they don't even have the ring.

>>39495918
You're from a non-freedom country that doesn't allow pre-employment drug testing, aren't you?

>>39496668
lol no, in burgerland

I'll probably be required to drug test for any jobs I apply to

Still not givin' a fuck tho that's a problem for next month

>>39496010
Persevere my man. The game is so worth it once you finally get into the flow of things.

>>39489927
Dark Souls 2, 3 and Bloodborne are all better than Dark Souls.

>>39489927
trying to avoid coffee. been spending too much. like 2 cups a day adds up holy shit

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>>39489927
How is it being a normalfag? Actually using a cup? wow you're going to have to wash that. Barely playing dark souls because you're such a gaaaaymer xD normies can't play muh gayems.