>parents always come around corner when I fap >I barely

>>39488057
Oh and for today's episode my dad didnit with my phone at 4% battery, followed me upstairs, went back downstairs then came upstairs right as I was leaving my room

They wanna watch you fap

Your fault for being such a hot son

OP, they know what you're doing.

This fucking post again, yesterday the same shit anon, I don't know man get a fucking job, and pay for a place to live yourself so you can do all the depraved shit you want, otherwise, well lock your fucking ass inside the toilet and fap, if they fucking come into your room every time you're fapping then don't fap in your room and get some privacy elsewhere in the house fucking faggot

>>39488057
lock your door dipshit

>>39488057
You are actually living in a simulated hell of never being able to masturbate uniterrupted. Sorry, anon.

It's because they can smell it.

>>39488832
Some doors have shitty locks. Some doors don't even have a lock at all.

My door has a shitty lock that can be easily opened with a coin. Hell, if you turn the door hard enough, it'll open. I have to barricade it with a nearby drawer whenever I want to jack off.

"Get a new lock"
Too suspicious.

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>>39488820
I lock myself and fap in the toilet all the time.

>>39488885
How is that suspicious? The lock doesn't work so why the fuck would they care if you bought one that does?

>>39488914
Suspicious as fuck, if youre that long in the toilet and no shitsmell its suspicious

>>39490102
Good thing anal masturbation leaves a nice shit smell.

>>39488057
My mom does the same thing. The moment my hand reaches my dick, she's knocking on my door. Everyfucking time. Fucking shit

happens to me too.
as soon as i open a porn and get hard.

happened yesterday. she gets up, immediately starts opening the blinds (only old fucks 50+ do this shit), then immediately starts doing the dishes.
who the fuck wakes up and immediately goes to do dishes extremely violently, crashing everything around?

she drives me fucking crazy and i think about moving out more and more.

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>>39488057
>fapping in stealth mode since I was 10, never got cought
>can Identify any family member by the sound of their footsteps