>be 6'1" >delivering pizzas >go to one customer's

>>39487874
What did he say when you started laughing ?

>>39487891
>Ah you faggot-o leavea the pizza here-a mamma mia such a rude man-a

I don't know why I imagine all manlets to be Italian

>>39487874
For some reason I imagined George constanza as the manlet

>>39487891
He just stood there in silence, clearly upset.

Lost my $10 tip.

>>39487922
He looked more like Elijah Wood, but shorter.

What did you do when you saw his hot wife and remembered you're a kissless virgin? Break down in tears?

>>39487953
Fuck off then,he has a better life than everyone of us combined and gets mad pussy

>>39487874
I'm 6'1 and I unironically wish to be shorter.
I have a fetish for Tall women with big feet.
At least I'm not that tall. Because 6'1 isn't even Chad height. Some women I know are almost my height.

>>39488104
>Chad height
Anon,you're wrong.Chad depends on face and swoleness,height is just a plus

>pizza delivery boy laughing at anything

>>39488033
>wife
He's single and owns an Integra.

>virgin
Wrong, again.

>>39488148
Girls only care about you being taller than them, so it doesn't at all matter unless you are 5 feet 6 inches or under

>>39488174
>He isn't a virgin
Holy shit fuck off normie
1.You're a wagecuck
2.You're not a virgin
3.You laugh at others
Fuck right outta here back to r/eddit

>>39488210
Back?? I've never even been to Reddit.

>>39487874
You deliver fucking pizzas bro. Once you change that you can start laughing at people.

>>39488222
>He hasn't been to reddit even though he's a normie
You're more of a normie than I thought,kys

>>39488104
You would start thinking differently if were to become 5'9.
>t. a guy who went from 5'9 to 6'0 at the age 18-20
nothing is more humiliating than being shortest guy in the room

>>39488238
Nothing about me is normal; I sit at the computer whenever I'm not working. I'm 28 and still live in my mother's basement. I don't bother with the outside world. If somebody is wanting to hang out with me, I'll make excuses just so I can do the things I want.