how do you robots get weed and stuff you have to go out and MEET someone thats to hard for me senpai
>>39480353
Ask your friends, you're never more than a few degrees removed from a dealer. Or get a medical card. Or if you're in California it becomes 100% legal in January.
>>39480440
>Ask your friends
Not everyone is a normalfag
>>39480512
this
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someone pls telll me how to do this... get weed
Work in the entertainment industry weed and drugs everywhere. Get offered all the time to get high with strangers at concerts I work. I lub thc oil, Pic related.
>>39480353
Grow your own. You can buy seeds online.
>>39480755
>being around people
>nope
>>39480765
illegal buying it onlline and i prob go to jail because im not a computer wiz
>nope
If youre not retarded with tech, buying it online is the second best thing to buying from a person you know very well
I live in a trap neighborhood in the south so I guess it's way easier for me than it is for you, but my dealer is my sister's boyfriend. He owes me money because I fronted him a bunch of Adderall a while back so I can cop free weed from him any time I want. Every dealer I know only sells to two kinds of people: acquaintances and people vouched for by acquaintances. If you have no connects who can refer you to a dealer, your only other option is to buy weed through Tor. You'll need a bitcoin wallet and access to a public place with free wifi if you want to stay undetected. You can't go wrong with Trade Route, but Dream Market is better for beginners.
What lingo should I know if I buy from someone in person so I don't seem like an autistic need that I am?
>>39480353
>robots
>smoking weed
Robots aren't normos.
>>39480353
you can just get it delivered. figuring out tor, bitcoin and the dark net markets isn't hard.
Grow it.
It's fun and rewarding. Don't have to pay some fag dealer either.
>>39480353
Sorry buddo, you pretty much need SOME connection if you want to buy weed without going on the darknet.
When i had no connections I just walked to the store and bought some DXM, maybe try that OP, although i'll warn you not everyone likes it.
>>39480440
>having friends
>r9k
found the normie scum
>>39481100
Don't be the dipshit who buys one or two grams. Buy an eighth, that's 3.5 grams. It should run no more than $40. Don't try to make conversation unless the plug initiates it. Hand them the money first, take the weed and go. If you must, take a concealed weapon with you but make sure it's not visible, you don't want to sketch them out. Don't take out your scale and weigh it out in front of them, wait till you get home and do it there. If you don't trust the guy you shouldn't buy from him in the first place. It's best if you get a deal through someone you know.
I started by buying it from my neighbor(known him since elementary school) but it's legal in my state so i can get it from stores or just people i know who grow it in their yard
>>39480353
do ur research and find alternatives, or go into the city and find a guy with red eyes
how about asking homeless people
>>39481300
Holy fucking shit, how underage are you?
>>39481266
>Don't be the dipshit who buys one or two grams
Why is this bad?
>>39481360
Because plugs don't like wasting time and gas and risking prison for $10 of profit.
Also, have the exact amount ready. Don't fumble around with a stack of money during the deal and DO NOT make them break bills for you.
>>39480353
I know one autistic kid here who has no friends but his mom and even he has a dealer
Just go into a pipe shop and try to ask without being sketchy I guarantee you'll like it more than alcohol
>>39480440
>Ask your friends
>robot
>friends
>>39480833
If you're that adamant on not talking to people simply grow it. You can probably hide a small grow in a basement or attic or something but if you can't just walk a few minutes off a nature trail and put a plant out. Good soil and water here and there guaranteed not to see a single soul or person walking
I somehow found a connect and I have autism. All I did was ask the guy who couldn't shut up about being on his "meds"
Hey OP I'm a degenerate recluse like you so I'm going to learn you how to drugs, okay?
First: learn how Bitcoin works. Not just what it is. Learn how it works.
Second: learn how to use TOR, learn how to find TOR indexes. You can Google this.
Third: Never mail directly to your home address. Always have your illegal goods sent to a PO box in another county/town. If you can't do that because reasons: learn your neighborhoods schedule, mail it to a neighbor's address and watch the mail like a hawk. Never get caught opening their mailbox. That's a federal crime in the US and the Post does NOT fuck around. They are serious sons of bitches.
That's all!
>>39482197
Why would having it mailed to a PO box help? If the police somehow learn of what's going on, aren't they just going to monitor the PO box or something? Don't you have to provide ID to get a PO Box?