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>be me
>Comic/Cartoon/Metal liking single-father
>have a son
>Watch beauty and the beast in the theatres during the 90's
>Me and anonson were thinking that, yeah, the movie is nothing without Gaston
>mah son started loving Gaston
>He loved Gaston so much, he wanted to be like him
>I've said ''SO, ANONSON, DO YA WANNA BE GASTON ?''
>''YES'' he responded
>And so we started training
>Every single morning, Anonson was eating 4 dozens eggs
>then 5 when he grow up
>I tried to only cook stuff with eggs only
>He trained to became more and more muscular and strong
>He was a bodybuilder at the age of 16
>he could cosplay as over musculated characters without looking weak
>horysheet.png
>he was the strongest student in every single school he was
>every time Exanon was coming to take anonson, she was absolutly horrified
>Anonson was becoming a giant Egg-eating Overly Muscular man
>So do I
>manlyasshit.png
>Then he started to learn french
>now he can sing the gaston song in french
>now he can 8 dozens eggs every morning with no problem
>he's litteraly Gaston
>roughly the size of a dozen barges
>And you can't imagine our joy when we learned he was going to work at Disneyland, disguised as Gaston