Ideal partner thread!

None. Romantic relationships are gay. Doesn't matter if it's a guy or a girl.

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>Their gender
female
>Their age
legal
>Their height
smol
>Their body type
dont matter
>Their race/nationality
asian
>Their personality
cute
>Their interests
games anime music
>Describe a perfect day with them
doing gay nerd shit
>Turn ons
everything
>Turn offs
nothing
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
some guy in cali

>>39473539
Awwwh why you like that senpai~

>>39473539
Now this anon is fucking WOKE

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>Their gender
female/qt trap/mtf
>Their age
legal
>Their height
idc
>Their body type
just not unhealthily obese
>Their race/nationality
any
>Their personality
caring
>Their interests
vidya/anime/cuddling
>Describe a perfect day with them
see above
>Turn ons
probably too much
>Turn offs
degenerate stuff
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
eurofag

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>>39473396
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-30
>Their height
Fine with any height, but being below 173cm(~5'6" or so) is a bonus
>Their body type
Not obese. Overall that you';re healthy and/or happy with your body or working to improve it.
>Their race/nationality
White or asian. From Europe
>Their personality
Caring, loving,curious, wanting to learn new things, Open and truthful to a fault, that the person can say the truth even if it hurts others.
>Their interests
Anything the person is passionate about is fine with me. If you have something you like that you could talk about day in and day and then i'm more than happy to listen to it, except about the classic sports (basketball,football,wrestling etc).
>Describe a perfect day with them
Waking up to the sight of each other in the morning, followed by a cuddle and another very short nap in one another arms. Making breakfast together, eating, watching something. Later on either playing games together, having a good time or going out to the woods, parks or generally exploring surrounding areas, museums etc. Finished by taking a shower together, cuddling up under a blanket and either playing more games, reading a book, watching a movie/tv show together or just doing our own thing.
>Turn ons
A person that has a passion for something and has dreams/goals even if they're completely unrealistic. Being open and clingy,
>Turn offs
Someone who always bottles up emotions, doesn't talk, lies.
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I'm just a guy from Europe, Age 24. Skinny, white, long hair. Enjoy playing video games, programming, watching movies, documentaries. Love either spending weeks inside or going during less populated hours. Love scifi and science. Enjoy cooking and can lose myself in talking about various topics for hours if I like the person. Overall i've been told i'm caring and open, able to listen and express my own feelings quite well.

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>>39473396
And that's THAT! Roughly speaking

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>>Their gender
Female
>>Their age
I'd prefer around the 18-25 range but i'm open to older.
>>Their height
Preferably under my height (6'0) smaller girls are cuter imo
>>Their body type
I am not opposed to chubby builds but athletic is nice too. I'm very open minded to a lot of things.
>>Their race/nationality
I really like Asian women but, I'm open to all races especially if they know how to cook.
>>Their personality
I'd like someone clingy, introverted and shy. Just someone I can take care of and spend all my time with.
>>Their interests
Video games are a plus, any hobbies are fine but something we can do together sometime would be optimal
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Well, I think the perfect day with them would be cuddling up and playing video games together. We could also head out to the aquarium or one of the many Museums in California and check them out.
>>Turn ons
I love glasses and clingyness.
>>Turn offs
I don't like drugs or piercings. That's really all I dislike.
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I am currently 21, I reside in California and I am a boy. I'm known to be really charismatic, outgoing, optimistic, passionate about what I enjoy and some might even say too kind at times. I'm extroverted, I like exploring and meeting new people. Learning about people too I don't mind staying home and relaxing at times though. I have many hobbies and like to try everything at least once.
If anyone is interested in learning more or just becoming friends just hit me up at
[email protected]

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>>39473396
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18/19/20
>Their height
Don't care really
>Their body type
Anything really, just not what would be considered fat
>Their race/nationality
White English or Asian
>Their personality
Competitive, joking, confident, loving
>Their interests
Same as mine. Comics, Moster movies etc
>Describe a perfect day with them
Spend the day in town shopping for whatever, go to the cinema, come back to mine and watch a movie in bed and cuddle
>Turn ons
Moaning, calling me pet names
>Turn offs
Being too much of a normie
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male, 19, North England, Uni student, Part time McDonalds worker, recently came out of a relationship and need to fill a void.

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>>39473396
But I already found my ideal partner and she rejected me anon

Love is a lie

>>39475370
>he knows about cock.li

Based, what Linux distro are you running?

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>>Their gender
Male, preferably none of that non binary stuff. I'm not too good with these kinds of things... I can name all 802 Pokemon but no way will I be able to remember what you identify as unless it's a Pokemon.
>>Their age
20-42 Maybe older, who knows
>>Their height
5'7 or taller
>>Their body type
I like chubby boyze but only when they take care of their skin. Skeletons are alright but they gotta be spooky.
>>Their race/nationality
I'm not too picky.
>>Their personality
Scary, controlling yet kind and respectful in public. Very open minded and speaks their minds and opinions without any problems. I'd prefer someone extroverted over introverted though.
>>Their interests
Horror is a plus but I'm not too picky.
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Everyday with them would be a perfect day.
>>Turn ons
I really like being scared
>>Turn offs
I don't tolerate drugs, drinking alcohol is fine but being an alcoholic is not.
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I'm female. Um, I love horror, I am 20 years old on the west coast. I am a very happy person, some people find it creepy at times. I also get really obsessive over things especially people I like.
>>Optional contact
Spooky#2970 is my Discord
If you're too scared to contact me there, feel free to contact my email
[email protected]

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>>39473396
>Their gender
Female

>Their age
16-22

>Their height
5'10 or under (I'm 5'9)

>Their body type
I prefer skinnier girls or athletic girls. I'm fine average body type, and some fat, but really not interested in anyone obese.

>Their race/nationality
White, Asian, Latina, Middleeastern

I live in Midwest so American or Canadian, but I'm fine with long distance.

>Their personality
I honestly don't know since I have so little experience to know what I'd want in this regard.

If I had to pick one I'd say introverted since I could probably relate better, but I'm fine with any kind of personality.

>Their interests
I'll just put my own interests, though its not that big of a deal if you're into them or not

Anime/manga, music, working out, sports, vidya, tv/film, I played rugby in highschool, and I enjoy going on hikes/camping

>Describe a perfect day with them
A day cuddling up watching anime, or maybe camping and cuddling next to a warm fire

>Talk a bit about yourself
19, male, midwest, 5'9, white with brown hair blue eyes. I'm in decent shape and ussually my face gets 6-8 in rate threads.

I'm very introverted like I'm a sophmore in college and I still have no friends here (going to college several states away form where I grew up). Majority of my social contact is on here or with my highschool friends on steam.

Its hard for me to get to know people so I might seem kind of quiet or restrained at first, but I'm pretty fun once I'm comftorable with people.

>Optional contact

kik: max.power.s

discord: ledunc#3026

skype: Charles Duncman

Message me on r9k if you want to communicate some other way or I guess if you want to get to know me beforehand.

>>39475468
>Can name all of the Pokemon
>Using anything other than wobbuffet
Are you even trying?

>>39475441
I don't use Linux at all. I use Windows 7

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>>39473396
>>Their gender
f
>>Their age
18-20
>>Their height
5'5-5'10
>>Their body type
anything but fat is good
>>Their race/nationality
white or latina
>>Their personality
easy-going, not clingy, doesn't take things too seriously
>>Their interests
artsy things or music
>>Describe a perfect day with them
waking up late, getting high, watching something (anime tv show whatever), fuck, cook a good meal, eat, play vidya, she goes home
>>Turn ons
blood, neko ears
>>Turn offs
bdsm, power play in general
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
f, yurop, 18, piece of shit

pic related is me except i have longer hair now

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>>39475683
Well, atleast its not Windows 10.

>>39475441
She's a woman anon, obviously she doesn't use linux

also many people use cock.li

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18 - 35
>Their height
6'0 or more
>Their body type
Thin and athletic
>Their race/nationality
Anything is fine
>Their personality
Introverted and shy, but very firey when needed to be
>Their interests
Non-mainstream music, intellectual subjects, cute fashion
>Describe a perfect day with them
Hanging out all day, followed by a nice dinner, followed by drunken fun all night, hungover we cuddle in each other's arms
>Turn ons
Secret sadistic side, easy to make into a domme, cute clothes she can crossdress me with (and match outfits with of course)
>Turn offs
Being a pushy SJW/feminist
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Cishet American white devil in his 20s

>>39475788
Hmm
I thought cock.li was a /g/ meme only

>>39475696
>neko ears
refined taste, anon

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>>39475413

>But I already found my ideal partner and she rejected me anon

Same thing bro.

>>39475816
I don't browse /g/. I just use it as a temporary mail service because it's reliable and the admin puts personal information first.

>>39473396
>Their gender
Male
>Their age
70s-80s
>Their height
4'8''-5'0''
>Their body type
scrawny, slightly malnourished
>Their race/nationality
white
>Their personality
in the late stages of dementia
>Their interests
watching wheel of fortune
>Describe a perfect day with them
he watches wheel of fortune
>Turn ons
when he forgets my name
>Turn offs
when he has a moment of clarity
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
male, southern california, 21

>>39475674
Wobuffet is high tier but I gotta use my pokebros like Ninetails and Breloom.

>>39475903
Do you just want to steal from them, or fuck them too Pedro?

>>Their gender
Male
>>Their age
15-50
>>Their height
6'0"+ (manlets are disgusting)
>>Their body type
Fit and ripped
>>Their race/nationality
BLACK
>>Their personality
DADDY
>>Their interests
I dont care
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Daddy breeds my cunt with his BBC
>>Turn ons
White women
>>Turn offs
Dont know

>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
White woman

>>39476098

I don't think he can get an erection

>>39476055
Ninetails? I don't remember reading that you were a furry. Huh. Wobbuffet 4lyfe

>>39476203
Do you wanna battle? I bet i could beat your team of wobuffets with just one ninetails.

>>39476246
If I weren't busy today I'd fuck your day up kid. I'll add you on discord and we'll play sometime, make sure to keep 911 on speed dial because you're fix'n too report a rape.

>>39476294
Chickening out already? Damn. Guess I can use this time to relax I won't need to train to beat you.

>>39473396
>Their gender
Girl or transgirl(not an AGP type though)
>Their age
18-40
>Their height
No preference
>Their body type
Just not super fat or super skinny, I'm chubby but I'm currently dieting and exercising, if you are overweight, i'd expect you to want and make an effort to lose at least part of it
>Their race/nationality
no real preference
>Their personality
introverted like me, nice and smart, a bit troubled herself so we can share feels, very girly, shy, but also a bit moody, loves to be made happy and laugh when she is sad or angry.
>Their interests
vidya, animu, comics, cartoons, tv, history, animals, philosophy
>Describe a perfect day with them
I don't know we'd have to see what both of us like to do together, we could try new things together, as long as she is there I could do just about anything, I guess I like going to Museums and Zoo though.
>Turn ons
Just being girly and cutesy. bit I also like the idea of me making her feel good when she is sad, weird turn on but it satiates my savior complex
>Turn offs

>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I'm a 25 year old male, who fits the stereotypical fat virgin neckbeard loser living with his parents. Although I'm not a woman hating brony trumptard.

>>39476468
I added you. Git rdy 2 git fugged kid.

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
20-26
>Their height
5ft whatever, just a bit smaller than me
>Their body type
Petite but toned, would be just slightly muscular, nice hips and smooth midriff.
>Their race/nationality
Preferably latina or white
>Their personality
Would love to cuddle and eskimo kiss, would like just being in my company and would make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
>Their interests
Would enjoy working out and staying fit, might help me myself get into shape.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Peaceful walk along the beach with them, holding hands. Later we'd sit under a blanket and hold each other close, watching some comfy film or something. Would fall asleep in each other's arms.
>Turn ons
Me obvs, would be a gentle dom in bed and would actually enjoy it herself too. Would enjoy it when I kiss her all over, run her hands through my hair and shit.
>Turn offs
Absolute degenerate shit
>Talk about yourself a bit
20 yr old bloke living in england, birthday was 4 days ago and I've had a real stint of loneliness recently since im still a KHV.

Spending money on vidya and getting absolutely smashed is a useful distraction, though Im not sure how much longer this method will hold up.

>>39473396
>gender
female
>height
anything between 5'0-6'0
>body type
preferably thicc, but would take thin, skinny, pretty much anything that isn't fat
>race
white or Latina
>personality
a bit shy, modest, funny, nice, fun to be around
>interests
idc as long as it isn't retarded or degenerate shit
>perfect day
going places with absolutely no other people around, walking, exercising together, driving together, going places
>turn ons
i dunno, as long as she's a female
>turn offs
smoking, drinking, swearing, being fat, being retarded, being helpless

too bad no girl like that exists and if she did, she wouldn't like me

>Their gender
female (female)
>Their age
my age - 1
>Their height
160 cm to 165 cm
>Their body type
any
>Their race/nationality
any
>Their personality
not a bitch, not an hypocrite, not manipulating (EXTREMELY important)
>Their interests
if she respects my interests i'll respect hers, but i love vidya, programming and electricity.
>Describe a perfect day with them
don't know
>Turn ons
nipple play, dry sex
>Turn offs
tongue kissing, stink, armpit hair, ugly face.
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
male, Chile, 19.

>>39476715
>too bad no girl like that exists
??? you're not exactly describing a unique rare woman here

>>39476838
i don't think you've been outside lately

>>39477157
Which parts of your description is unrealistic?

>>39476055
>m-muh bros
why are karenfags even a thing on /r9k/

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
Doesn't really matter, but I do like small girls.
>Their body type
Any healthy weight really, average to slim is preferred.
>Their race/nationality
White or Asian.
>Their personality
Kinda shy, a little anxious, but smart enough to hold a good conversation. I would want her to be willing to share her problems with me.
>Their interests
Anything really, as long as they are passionate about it. Although it would help if we were interested in the same things, default nerdy hobbies would be a start.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Any day spent with them would be a perfect one.
>Turn ons
Cute fashion sense, modesty, intelligence, compassion.
>Turn offs
Smoking, drugs, dishonesty, manipulative.
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
21 year old Asian hapa living in the east coast. I like drawing, reading and writing fiction, piano, and the obligatory anime and videogames. I also like studying history. I'm pretty introverted but I love having deep conversations with another person. My Discord: Czarcastic#0494

>Their gender
male
>Their age
20
>Their height
6'
>Their body type
112 lb, scrawny, can barely hold 50 lb
>Their race/nationality
Caucasian American
>Their personality
friendly little weirdo :^(
>Their interests
mass murder, DDR, pedophiles' rights
>Describe a perfect day with them
we kill ourselves
>Turn ons
dying
>Turn offs
the will to live
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
no

>>39477920
Why post if you're just gonna pretend to be edgy and retarded?

>>39473396
>>Their gender
F
>>Their age
Any
>>Their height
Any
>>Their body type
Not fat
>>Their race/nationality
Any
>>Their personality
Cute, shy, awkward, autistic, funny, weird, lewd
>>Their interests
Me. Vidya atleast
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Being in each others presence 24/7. Cuddling, hugging, telling eachother how perfect we are to us. Fucking. Watching stuff on tv, gaming together.
>>Turn ons
Me. Being submissive and GFD
>>Turn offs
Being into hardcore femdom.
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)

Cute, shy, awkward, autistic, funny, weird, lewd guy who plays vidya and wants someone.

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>>39473396
>Their gender
Female.
>Their age
16-20
>Their height
5'6" or 5'7"
>Their body type
Thinn.
>Their race/nationality
White brit, aussie, or half jap.
>Their personality
Insecure, honest, easily annoyed, weird, mostly keeps to herself, and is very sarcastic.
>Their interests
Music.
>Describe a perfect day with them
We stay inside cuddling and listening to music in a dark room, talking until we fall asleep in each others arms.
>Turn ons
Romantic shit.
>Turn offs
Shit that's just too degenerate.
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male, murica, 20, KHV, NEET, suicidal.

>>39474336
You sound cool anon too bad im not from Europe or white or asian.

>>39477920
Damn that sounds like me, even the body stuff.
Nice, i'm a troll target.

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>Their gender
Male
>Their age
17+
>Their height
6'0+ (I'm 5'10)
>Their body type
Everything that's not obese/unhealthy
>Their race/nationality
It doesn't matter
>Their personality
Pure, Brave, a good person, kind hearted
>Their interests
Animay, Vidya, Maybe Sports?
>Describe a perfect day with them
Chilling on the beach or something. Just talking, having fun.
>Turn ons
Protective
>Turn offs
Too focused on vidya
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Female, Tall (Kinda insecure about it), autistic weaboo

>>39480351
I fit all of that. I am a bit chubby though if that is fine. Do you have any contacts?

>>39480391
God damn that was fast anon.
I'm not her though, good luck with that.

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>>39480391
How can you be chubby if you do sports
I'm not her btw

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>their gender
Female
>their age
18-23
>their height
5'0-5'5
>their body type
T H I C C but not F A T T
>Race
white, asian
>Personality
Happy, Cheery, excited about small things AND big things
>Their interests
video games, books, movies, cooking, music
>Perfect day with them
Cuddling in bed, talking about each other and about ourselves. Being honest and helping each other through talking for a day, while cuddling and eating pizza. Maybe some mario kart.
>Turn ons
Teasing, whispering, nibbling
>turn offs
Really REALLY weird shit like scat or something
>myself
Im a 19 year old male robot in college taking computer programming. Im a canadian cuck who just had a girl lead him on for 2 years and then drop everything as soon as she moved to my city. Im extremely lonely and depressed and honestly justt want to end it all.

I like video games, books, youtube, and magic the gathering, but im starting to not find any enjoyment in any of these things anymore.

>>39480467
be a couple months into working out after turning your life around

im not them btw

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hi peoples!

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>Their gender
gril
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
shawty preferred but honestly don't care
>Their body type
slim or petite
>Their race/nationality
anything is cool but bonus points if slav
>Their personality
cutesy yet somewhat dark
>Their interests
art, writing, vidya
>Describe a perfect day with them
sharing our art with each other and laughing at people who walk by outside our window
>Turn ons
honestly I have a thing for both dominant and submissive girls
>Turn offs
be upfront with me. Don't hide your feelings and shit, cuz that's awkward for everyone
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
18, m, in college at Utah. Composer, character designer, getting into animation. I like way too many retrogaemz as well.

>>39480467
You seriously think that chubby people never exercise?

I used to post here begging for a relationship every day years ago. Three months ago I married someone I met off of 4chan. Don't give up!

>>39480652
Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>39480675
I really did, but it's kind of sad admitting that. We got married in June. We were long distance for a few years at first though.

>>39480652
I contacted someone off of here and he lied and cheated and eventually ghosted me before spamming my nudes on /soc/. These threads are evil fucking cancer.

>>39480720
Some people are shitty, but shitty people are everywhere. Plus, there had to be signs he was a sociopath before all that stuff happened.

>>39480720
hey baby let me have your contact i promise i won't cheat, i'm not like other men

>>39475468
bait? seems too good to be real

>>39475468
Getting some mixed vibes from here.

>>39480752
post yours. i promise i'm not like the other girls who only pretend to be fembots. i'm one of you.

yknow what
its been so long ive forgotten what a real woman looks like so i will have low expectations

not having a dick
legal
any, above 4 feet tho because it'd get weird
any
not mean or hurtful in non joking ways
coming to see my new potato crop then playing video games with me, trying out vr or a coop game
enjoying physical contact
hurting themselves or anyone

5'11" asian guy with great academic record and 19 yrs, livin in commiefornia but about to leave to another state that's less shitty (texas)
to avoid becoming a nerdy asian guy i do pullups and jogging, can go 2 miles without stopping, 7:58 mile time, 10 pullups max, so not anything chadlike but not a skele, looking for someone to make playing dark souls tf2, csgo, pubg, and dying light a lil bit less lonely

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>Their gender
male
>Their age
25
>Their height
5'7"
>Their body type
built
>Their race/nationality
asian
>Their personality
protective
>Their interests
occult
>Describe a perfect day with them
go to local event like fair or sports event
>Turn ons
none
>Turn offs
everything
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
no thank you

>Their gender
female
>Their age
20 +/- 2
>Their height
5'2-5'11
>Their body type
As long as you aren't fat i don't care
>Their race/nationality
white
>Their personality
Serious first, cheery second
>Their interests
Books, fashion, animu or vidya not required but preferred
>Describe a perfect day with them
Drinking tea, listening to jazz, and picking each-other's brains.
>Turn ons
glasses, full stockings/pantyhose
>Turn offs
acting dumb, vocal fry, tumblrslutting
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
20, NJ, 6'1", thin, in college for computer science, closet weeb, I hold on to a lot of random knowledge, so I'm kinda good at jeopardy.

>>39480861
will you be okay with my holding hands fetish?

>>39480915
trrrrrrrAAAAAP CONFIRMED
gay ass piece of shit

>>39480929
what do i look like? some kind of whore who likes degenerate fetishes? you've taken it too far

>>39480971
rip
bullet dodged, ciao stacy

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>>39473396
>gender
idc
>age
early 20's
>height
not an issue
>body type
not an issue, just not obese or unhealthy
>race/nationality
preferably white/asian
>interests
videogames, reading, talking, anime watching, similar music interests
>perfect day with them
sitting down and playing videogames or going out to a diner to eat
>turn ons
good hygiene, try to keep a neat appearance
>turn offs
bad hygiene
>talk about self
female , united states (east coast) , 19, work 8 hours a day, off on weekends. play league all day and videogames, read shitty fanfictions and listen to music for most of the day.

>>39480989
see you around, chad

>>39480993
Literally me but I'm 18
That ok?

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Makise Kurisu, and I'm basically Okabe except 27.

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>>39473396
>gender
female/"female"
>age
18-28
>height
short=cute but it's w/e
>body type
anything that's not morbidly obese
>race
slight preference for pale skin but again it's w/e
>personality
intelligent, funny, passionate
>interests
music, vidya, anime, shitposting
>perfect day
walking around and shitposting irl in thrift stores
>turn ons
being a sub cat grill
>turn offs
chad, i-i hope
>talk a bit about yourself
24 year old sadboi from ohio. i like vidya, anime, and aesthetic music.

>>39480901
i'll play cs with you when i'm home drop ur discord ill add you

>>39481019
ha im not the dude you replied to originally
i am a fucking master baiter

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>originalio postu

>>39481059
my world perspective has been altered forever
thanks a lot bait fag

>>39481022
yes, be my shota son

>>39481122
This better actually be you
Gub contact

>>39473606
So you would be happy with a dorkey loyal uggo?

>>39473396
>Their gender
female (biological)
>Their age
17 (tentatively) to 28
>Their height
5'0" to 6'0"
>Their body type
Thin, Average, /fit/, chubby, or pear shaped
>Their race/nationality
White or Hispanic (not indio)
>Their personality
Kind, demure, can handle banter, not too uptight, prefers to be away from large groups of people
>Their interests
As long as we at least share one or two it's not a concern
>Describe a perfect day with them
Cuddling inside, watching movies, making dinner together, talking, have sex, cuddle each other to sleep
>Turn ons
submissiveness, long legs, thicc, accents
>Turn offs
a slut
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
US, 22, 145lbs, 5'9", like vidya, maps, politics, reading, writing to an extent, comfy movies, card games, fanfics, and animals

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>>39481152
blushu

>>39481044 is me
i thought the turn ons turn offs was referring to ideal grill and not my own and now i look extra gay. (although i wouldn't mind being a sub cat grill from time to time desu)

>turn ons
light bdsm, cat grills, giving oral, and cuddles
>turn offs
poop stuff, humiliation

>>39481059
>>39481083
i'm the original dude but since this fembot rejected my one and only fetish i didn't feel a need to contribute anything and just let you run the show. take care guys

>>39480993
where on the eastern coast?

>>39481236
I'll get to you 2nite
Just so you know, my username ends with #0392

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>>39473396
>Their gender
female or female(male) but good enough to pass
>Their age
doesn't matter, ideally in my range 20 and up tho
>Their height
doesn't matter. i love lolis and tall girls
>tfw no mommy gf

>Their body type
not picky. skinny or chubby as long as healthy
>Their race/nationality
no preference
>Their personality
nerdy, funny, not judgemental, can be timid in public as long as they can talk to me without issues
>Their interests
ideally same as mine. anime/manga/vidya/cycling/cars/gointodawoods/etc
>Describe a perfect day with them
any day without conflict/drama
>Turn ons
too many to describe. i am a degenerate
>Turn offs
sjwshit
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
male, 23, latino, fat, in a manly job but coworkers would probably think I'm gey for liking cute girls in 2d

>>39473396
>sex
Female
>age
24 to 28
>height
5'1 to 5'5
>body type
???
>race
Asian
>personality
Please be nice to me :(
>interests
nerd shit or whatever. I like Magic: the gathering
>perfect day
inside cuddling while reading/watching video
>turn on
she has to be cute
>turn off
tattoos, excessive piercing, drug usage
>about me
male, ohio, 26

>>39481055
aight im sorry this was bait i feel bad now i wont do it again
tryna get this one grill at my uni to like me, just wanted to see if posting my brother's stats would attract any

>>39481200
Not him but yes I would teehee

>>39481253
sorry man
since when was touching a hand considered a fetish, its natural
hope you have a good day and do something meaningfull

>>39475788
>women don't use Linux

Ameriburger hath spoken

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>>39481044
>>39481248
Fucking original kekkeroni desu

>>39481313
>since when was touching a hand considered a fetish
since i never got to experience it

>its natural
so is sex, lol

>>39480993
oh hmu, if u wanna be friends. I'm white/asian, 21, decent at league, east coast, work a lot. Seems like we're somewhat similar.

>>39481673
>>39481236
hmu on my discord and ill tell u my league

>>39481777
I want league friends, i will add you.

>Their gender I'm bi so it doesn't matter
>Their age 19/22/25/21
>Their height I don't really care just don't be below 5 ft then that'd be awkward
>Their body type i don't really care as long as you look good and aren't fat or obese
>Their race/nationality White or Spanish that's the closest il get to nonwhite
>Their personality I'm quiet don't really talk much at first I'm also a hermit and don't go out much unless its to do something fun I'm also dependent on people due to my disorder i want you to be similar to me but different at the same time also being kinky is a bonus
>Their interests occultism vidya moosic plz have good taste beyond normie shit oh and please be into anime and other autist stuff as well
>Describe a perfect day with them I'm not really sure what to put here but if you're asking an ideal date i guess just laying around in bed or on the sofa together watching movies or anime and just goofing off together
>Turn ons Tattoos Kinky shit BDSM bondage the more of a fetishist degen you are the better just don't be into gross shit like scat or diapers
>Turn offs normie taste in anime being an sjw or whiney/bitchy also please take care of yourself its a turn off if you have bad hygiene
>Talk a bit about yourself I'm a 22 autistic NEET shitposter aspiring trap trying to get his life together enough that i live comfortably I'm from canada also add me on discord Rei
#9160 and we'l see where things go from there also no niggers plz

just a friendly neighborhood bumperino here

>Their gender
girl
>Their age
younger than me
>Their height
around my chest
>Their body type
not running out of breath after 20 meters of running
>Their race/nationality
lightskinned
>Their personality
hardworking
>Their interests
anything i could support
>Describe a perfect day with them
riding a bus around big city
>Turn ons
gives headpats
>Turn offs
doesnt like cats
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
male, 20, 6', lombok

>Honestly either, but I feel like I could relate more to other men

>My age

>Anything above 5'6"

>IDC as long as they aren't obese

>Don't care about race

>Kind, cute, easy to talk to

>Music, vidya, paranormal, internet shit

>Eat breakfast somewhere nice, play vidya, go to a concert or something, cuddle when we get home

>Smelling nice

>Bad breath

>20 Y/O unifag in New York.

bumping this shit yet again

>>39482641
Bump my butt desu

>>39473396
>male
>18-24
>5'9 or above is ideal, but not a deal breaker
>I like my men like I like my cheese, white American (American isn't mandatory)
>quiet, outgoing, whatever works. Just be fun to hang around, someone that I can take out in public and not be embarrassed of your behavior, and don't act like a fedora with arms
>I don't play vidya, but I'm happy to lay in your lap while you do, enjoys stuff like pokemon and dinosaurs and birds
>we hang out, maybe go out to lunch, be mall rats together, I appreciate small thoughtful gifts a lot. Like a 1$ supermarket rose and my favorite candy bar.
>oh boy, accents are a turn on, I like skinny bois, bois with muscles, chubby bois, blue eyes, sadboi aesthetic, skater aesthetic
>turn offs: facial hair, edgelord atheism, ponyfuckers, dudes that are overly into dragon ball z
> F/19 Ohio USA, a chill chub trying to change, going to go to school to be an electrician, currently working in high end sales.
I have big financial dreams that I'm trying to achieve for myself by working hard, so I'm looking for someone else that shares that and wants to build and achieve their dreams with me. Also I fucking hate poor people. I'll fully admit that I'm materialistic as fuck, but I earn all my own money and very rarely have to borrow anything from anyone.

>>39480528
lets talk,, contact?

>>39482676
You sound like someone I'd, if not date, at least like to know and grow with. Not enough people have that drive to achieve

>>39473396
Their gender
>Female
Their age
>17-23
Their height
>Taller than 4'9"
Their body type
>Not obese, I like people who are skinny or have really nice legs
Their race/nationality
>As long as you're cute I don't care
Their personality
>Not too loud but still fine with talking, a similar sense of humor is always nice but overall it dun matter.
Their intrests
>Really anything, especially if she has an interest in biking, camping, or both.
Describe a perfect day with them
>Biking on the north shore in the fall and stopping at a comfy camping ground or hotel for the night or camping on an island just doing island stuff.
Turn ons
>Nice legs, loves me
Turn offs
>Cheats on me, litters, is unreasonably loud too often, bends playing cards every time
Talk a bit about myself
>Midwestern guy who is normally laid back but can be social. I like fishing, biking, running, camping, kayaking, and browsing 4chan. 6'4" and 165lbs.
Too bad being outdoorsy and having red (auburn) hair means no to any ((((((((((fembot)))))))))) that may somehow exist.

>>39482765
>not enough people have the drive to achieve

Fucking hell, this has literally ruined some of my relationships.
I tell men that I like nice things and want to earn a big house and a nice car someday and they look at me like I'm Cruella DeVille

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>>39473396
who honestly has the energy to think about all these things

>>39482676
>fit all of this
>have a huge beard

FUCK

>>39482779
Personally, as a ((((((((((((((((fembot))))))))))))))))), I really like red hair.

>>39482837
I come from a hick town so I associate them with rednecks ;-;

>>39482676
> F/19 Ohio USA, a chill chub trying to change, going to go to school to be an electrician, currently working in high end sales.
>I don't play vidya, but I'm happy to lay in your lap while you do, enjoys stuff like pokemon and dinosaurs and birds
So can I get a throwaway?

>>39482815
I mean it's not my major priority, but it is the end goal. To live comfortably in a nice house with a nice car and work not because I have to but because I want to, because I want x or y.

You're cool darlin, they were dead weight anyway; they were only gonna slow you down.

>>39482676
>Also I fucking hate poor people

You realize most of us on here are mentally retarded in some form or other right, who don't make a lot of money if any at all? Jesus Christ when did these kind of normie wenches start infesting 4chan, just fuck off already.

>>39482863
[email protected]

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>>39473396
>Their gender
female
>Their age
greater than 18, less than 26
>Their height
greater than 5 feet, less than 7 feet, don't really care
>Their body type
not fat
>Their race/nationality
white
>Their personality
not a cunt and not vapid
>Their interests
outdoors and computers
>Describe a perfect day with them
at beach and at home with them
>Turn ons
existing
>Turn offs
poop, glasses (sorry)
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
young adult in socal who programs and lifts a bit

>>39482885
And that's my fault?
Sorry I don't want to marry dead weight. I have assets to protect.
Now get out of my way peasant.

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-28
>Their height
<6'
Short is best but not necessary
>Their body type
BMI<~30
An attractive face is more important
>Their race/nationality
Asian
>Their personality
Eccentric or cool, positive - brushes off worries with a smile or confidence
Supportive or challenging - interested in mutual growth
>Their interests
Weebshit, vidya, aesthetics/philosophy, literature, movies, enjoying nature
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up, snuggle in bed, cook breakfast together, talk about what we've read/watched recently over food or eat in silence and enjoy one another's presence while appreciating the moment and surroundings, go to a museum exhibition or film festival or concert, do something new or occasional (pottery or scuba or karaoke or ballroom dancing or kendo or rollerblading or tea ceremony or...) and have lunch somewhere unusual or a cozy cafe, go shopping for groceries together to make something we've never made before, drink and play fighting games and watch anime and then finally snuggle to sleep
On normal days, we would take more time apart, of course
>Turn ons
Curiosity, optimism, open-mindedness, cheerfulness, liveliness, wisdom, inner strength, artistic/musical ability
Short hair, cosplay, paizuri/naizuri, mild femdom or switch, cuddling
>Turn offs
Suspicion, pessimism, radical, stubborn, hateful
Nose piercings, fat, plain, shaved/buzzed head
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male, Florida, 24
Ask for more!

>>39482888
sented
and nice trips

>>39482676
>dudes that are overly into dragon ball z
That seems oddly specific.

>>39482977
Bad ex that made me watch it with him all the got dam time

>>39482779
contact? I like long distance running

>Their gender
Not a faggot and fembots don't exist so female
>Their age
Legal and under 30
>Their height
Same as me, 5'7 (manlet)
>Body Type
Skinny, somewhat /fit/
>Their race/nationality
White, preferably German. Not a white nationalist, I just prefer them physically
>Their personality
Kind and caring
>Their interests
Books, paranormal, metal, nature
>Describe a perfect day with them
Cuddling and discussing see above
>Turn ons
Glasses, denim clothing
>Turn offs
Noticeable makeup, vapid normie interests
>Talk a bit about yourself
Just a kansasfag living the khv life

>>39483010
How many "partners" have you had exactly?

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>>39482965
Well apparently that isn't fucking working

>>39483113
Would you be willing to make another? From one aspiring electrician to another

>>39483108
Do you mean how many boyfriend's, or how many people I've had sex with?
I've had a lot of boyfriend's, but I've only had sex with a handful

>>39482679
I'm not him but if you're Canadian I'd love friends

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>>39483130
Wanna just add me on discord??

>>39483184
Well that'd work too

that feel when nobody adds me yet

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
5'0" - 5'9"
>Their body type
"Thicc" to Skinny with visible abs
>Their race/nationality
Don't care
>Their personality
Submissive, loyal
>Their interests
idc, I'm not too judgemental
>Describe a perfect day with them
Sitting in the shade drinking lemonade
>Turn ons
Normie-tier bdsm, and the usual bullshit like cuddling
>Turn offs
drinking, smoking, other drugs, tattoos, stupid piercings
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
19 Year Old, South East USA, 6'2", enjoys pro wrestling, guns, old BMWs, playfully teasing

>>39483210
Who are you

Thanks

>>39483237
I am rei

>Their gender
female
>Their age
19
>Their height
about my height
>Their body type
idc
>Their race/nationality
Asian
>Their personality
nice
>Their interests
video games/anime
>Describe a perfect day with them
cuddling watching movies/anime
>Turn ons
anything
>Turn offs
nothing

>>39483241
Well I'm not white, sorry, friend.

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>Gender:
girl
>Age:
18-21
>Height:
somewhere around 5 foot 6 inches
>Body type:
thicc
>Race:
anything brown, but not too brown
>Personality:
cute and kind
>Interests:
anim, and vidya like me, but also also good at cooking and sports so I can go to her games and cheer her on and watch her in a cute sports outfit
>Perfect day:
wake up in the morning, and it's a bit cold so we snuggle for warmth. After cuddling and sleeping in for a bit she cooks a big breakfast and we go into town and do normie shit and eat lunch at a nice cafe. When the sun starts to go down I surprise her by driving us to an expensive upscale restaurant and treat her to a really nice dinner. After this we go watch a movie together. When we get home she grabs me by surprise as I walk in and we kiss which eventually leads to sex. End up going to sleep naked in each other's arms.
>Turn ons:
Surprise hugs and stuff like that or sitting in my lap. Wearing nice perfume.
Turn offs: drugs, bad breath, or lying about anything
>Talk a bit about yourself
mixed 18 yr male from US with terrible social anxiety so all of the above would never happen even if she existed

>>39483275
are you asian or spic?

another bumpity bump bump bump

>Their gender
Female(female)
>Their age
Anything above 18, 30+ we might not have much in common, but sure.
>Their height
Any height is fine, I like small girls though.
>Their body type
Skinny to chubby
>Their race/nationality
Doesn't really matter. US west coast as I'd like to meet if it goes well
>Their personality
I like bubbly girls, but depressive quiet ones are also very qt. Maybe a bit shy, open with me. I like seeing girls get flustered.
>Their interests
Anything, as long as we can show each other and bond over it.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Go out and get something nice to eat, go for a nice stroll up untio lunch. Come home, we both cook a nice meal for each other. Then we'd lay in bed and cuddle. We'd have some foreplay, which eventually leads to sex. We'd cuddle the rest of the day away.
>Turn ons
Cute girls, soft voices, nice butt
>Turn offs
Manly voices
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I'm a 20 year old Hispanic male living on the west coast. I go to university and I also work a part time job. I have a few hobbies which I enjoy a lot and would be willing to share with you. I'm very open minded. I have more to share if interested.

[email protected]

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
between 2 years younger or older than me
>Their height
6'0 or 5'11
>Their body type
see pic related
>Their race/nationality
nationality is irrelevant, but I might prefer a fellow black
>Their personality
gentle, empathetic ,caring, sweet, compassion, tolerant, nurturing and FUNNY
>Their interests
whatever, as long as it's nothing degenerate. Should have a few things in common.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up, she makes breakfast, the kids are running around, we all go for a family exercise, come home watch TV, go eat out, go to the shooting range, come home, kids sleep, have sex, sleep
>Turn ons
Someone with personality. I sick of so many girls being antisocial shut ins or Instagram whores fishing for attention.
>Turn offs
see above. vapid people who only care about money and power
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
male
burger
21

>>39483135
Oh, okay
Dropped

i find it difficult to imagine an ideal partner. i don't think i'll ever be in a relationship or emotionally connect with anyone.

>>39484002
Bls pe my gf

Thanks

>>39483013
>>39482849
Oh sorry for the late responses, I can give a contact if you're still on my discord is Ice_Machine

>>39484042
no desu.
plus. im a guy
(too manly and not gay enough to be a trap)

>>39484132
Also i'll stay online for another hour because I want some sleep so I can go biking in the morning in case one of you is still on and responds. I only left the bread because I thought no one would.

>>39473396
>>Their gender
Female, female (male)
>>Their age
17-25
>>Their height
Doesn't matter
>>Their body type
Not fat
>>Their race/nationality
Not black
>>Their personality
Not annoying
>>Their interests
Not shit
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Suicide
>>Turn ons
Taking interest in me
>>Turn offs
Not being boring
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
M, 18, angsty

>>39484132
Also I forgot the # (I normally don't use discord) Ice_Machine#1047

>>39473396
>female (with bagina preferably)
>16-30, i dont want to be a loli fucker but i also dont want to have my perfect gf die a whole bunch of years before me
>who gives a shit as long as she's smaller than i am, ideally pretty short but i would like her at any height
>THICC, skinny, or fit, i dont even care as long as she isn't fat as fuck
>asian or a white slav. i would be glad to have a black girl also as long as she is socially conservative, but most of them are hurr durr sjw womyn
>very kind, nurturing, qt, really smart, probably an introvert but as long as she's nice and loves me it would be great
>anything, i will support them and love to hear them talk about it. science, painting, algerian peanut butter mixing forums. as long as she has something she is really passionate about and doesnt just like nothing but cliche girl stuff. an asperger girl would be kind of nice, i would love to talk to her about train wheels or something because i have those sort of fixations
>cuddling, taking pictures of each other, cooking together, making a picnic lunch and going to a sunflower field and eating it together, tripping on some hallucinogen with her, talking to her about something, teaching her all sorts of things, making her breakfast in bed, or taking her to the gym and teaching her how to lift, this is a normie one i know but it's not high on my list
>sex is just an urge that has to be satisfied, and if she is good looking and has sex with me thats all i really need. i guess i would really like it if she was really eager to suck my dick, but cuddling is more important.
>girls who have had a lot of partners turn me off. a few romantic/sexual partners would not bother me a ton, but if she has casual sex that's fucking degenerate and i'm not interested in that at all.
>male, 18, beef patty within a bread vessel

>>39473396
>>Their gender
Male
>>Their age
20-22
>>Their height
6'+
>>Their body type
fit but not overblown muscles
>>Their race/nationality
White.
>>Their personality
Decent, kind, empathic, intelligent, adventurous, capable of being both vulnerable and strong.
>>Their interests
Books, the outside (particularly the sea), films, travel, music.
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Getting up somewhat early, making a nice breakfast, going to the beach for a swim, then coming home, reading together outside, preparing dinner, watching a film and having sex then bed.
>>Turn ons
Kindness, empathy and intelligence, and a drive to do well in life.
>>Turn offs
Strong religion, "a woman's place is in the home", timidity, stupidity, rudeness, cruelty.
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
20, female, Australia, currently studying Engineering and environmental science, I like swimming and reading, travelling, cooking, playing music (guitar and violin), and watching movies, and I'm a bit introverted and don't have many friends.

I know, this is a long shot. None of you guys like girls who don't want to be SAHMs (I am a virgin though).

>>39484459
Stop being in australia

>>39484556
Why? The beaches are great here.

>>39484459
do you ride kangaroos to class

>>39484576
No. Kangaroos are pests. Next question.

>>39484573
Because you're too far away from me :^(

>>39484608
Will you be my gf or least let me hear that qt aussie accent

Thanks

>>39484459
Fellow Aussie here, qld. Do you have a throwaway because I fit majority of that (without trying to be all "yo I'm totes perfect and empathic and humble).
>age
Never mind I'm a few years older than your cutoff

>>39484658
Then why post in the first place you thirsty cunt?

>>39484724
Because I had already typed it out. If you have a throwaway anyway hit me, I'm 26 so who knows.

>>39484757
six years is kind of a lot...

>>39483399
I am Spic, Rei.

>>39484792
True as it is, and I completely understand wanting someone around your age. I'll swing you my throwaway anyway but no pressure darlin. Worst comes to worst, having a fellow ausfriend wouldn't hurt either.
[email protected]

>>39473396
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
Old enough to have sex
>Their height
Don't care
>Their body type
Fit
>Their race/nationality
Any
>Their personality
Don't give a shit. Only interested in sex
>Their interests
Sex
>Describe a perfect day with them
Sex
>Turn ons
Wants sex
>Turn offs
Doesn't want sex
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male, 25, 6'5, US, white

>>39484459
I meet all of this but I'm not fit, white or in Australia.

>>39484825
thats good enough for me then lol spics and whites are what i like

>>39473396
>Their gender
female
>Their age
within 2 years of me
>Their height
5'4 or below
>Their body type
smol and cute
>Their race/nationality
any as long as she's cute
biased towards asians
>Their personality
tsundere
>Their interests
doesn't really make a difference but I like the outdoors (hikes, camping) and running.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Go to cabin in the wilderness, get stuck there during blizzard. Sleep in comfy darkness in bed next to fireplace while the wind howls outside.
>Turn ons
school uniforms, thighhighs, loyalty, cuddling
>Turn offs
drugs, alcohol, clubs, general sluttiness
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male, north midwest, 5'7, long hair, skelly, 18, I play the classical guitar and the bass and like guns

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>Their gender
Female(female)
>Their age
I'm a 26 year old KV. I honestly don't know what women are like at any age.
>Their height
This doesn't necessarily matter. I guess as long it isn't extreme in either direction.
>Their body type
Again, it would be an issue of extremes. I wouldn't want a landwhale or a spooky skeleton.
>Their race/nationality
In a way I wouldn't care too much. I'm a White/Mexican hapa so ideally I would rather stick to those races or a mix of it. It's not a matter of attraction, but the fact that there are medical issues with mixed race children. (See bone marrow transplants.)
>Their personality
My ideal personality is probably 100% fictitious. Basically I would like someone who is very sweet, motherly in a way. I guess, ideally, women should be soft inside and out. Something in contrast to a man.
>Their interests
I can't say I would like them to have preferred interests. It would be nice for the to be somewhat of a homebody, yet spontaneous. Someone who wouldn't mind a day in, but isn't afraid of voicing the fact they want to something.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up. Cuddle for 15 minutes or so. Make breakfast together. Feel guilty about sitting around all morning. Go out for a hike or something.
>Turn ons
My personal number one is probably gentle femdom. It's pathetic, but its basically just a lot of teasing and taking the lead.
>Turn offs
Just don't be a promiscuous degenerate and I won't hate you.
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I'm a 26 year old KV with a dead end job living with my parents. I'm trying to get my life back on track but I'm really half assing it due to being a depressed asshole. I don't think I'm terrible looking, but could definitely lose about 20-30lbs. I'm a genuinely kind person with the kind of romantic aspirations a six year old girl might have. I have about 3 gigs of vanilla hentai on my hard drive and fantasize about physical affection slightly more than sex.

>>39483765
S-sorry ;-;

>>39484459
You're trash
Fuck off normalwhore

>>39484459
>Strong religion, "a woman's place is in the home", timidity, stupidity, rudeness, cruelty.
You're objectively a bad person

>>39485000
Damn, the trips kind of dictate that you vacate the premises, sorry whoever you are.

>>39485000
>>39485017
Hey man, she's pretty alright. She's in the wrong part of the world, but she's alright.

>>39485017
I'm sorry, but those kind of judgements are subjective. Unless you have some kind of objective philosophical argument as to why, don't claim objectivity.

>>39473396
>>Their gender
F
>>Their age
18-25
>>Their height
Dgaf
>>Their body type
Chubby
>>Their race/nationality
Dgaf anything but indian
>>Their personality
Calm, introverted, shy. Im not very sociable
>>Their interests
Dgaf. Could be books, music, drawing. Whatever makes you happy
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up together. I cook brekkie. Vidya or animu all day. Maybe a concert. Grab dinner to go. Eat at home. Slep.
>>Turn ons
I like ponytails.
>>Turn offs
Lipstick
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
M/tx/21. I play guitar, drums, bass, sing, and keyboard. Theres always beer and rum in the kitchen

>>39485024
>>39485000
And this is why I knew this was a mistake, and didn't put any contact at the end. No way I'll find men who don't think women are inhuman, inferior or animals on this place.

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>>39480758
>>39480814
I'm pretty serious, anon. It's not a bait post, you can check my previous posts on desuarchive.org
What is wrong with my post that makes it seem too good?

>>39485079
Women like you are inhuman inferior beasts. Women that are good homemakers, mothers, wives, etc. are the pinnacle of feminine humanity and are better than you in every way. Frankly it's unfortunate that you aren't shot

>>39484825
plz add me

>>39485138
Well, men like you deserve, if not being shot, then at the very least enslavement in my eyes. C'est la vie.
I don't think that's the life for me. I'm unsuited to it. If that makes me unfeminine, so what? -I- don't care about that, beyond superficially trying to dress nicely and modestly.

>>39485079
you seem nice but only want white bois :(

>>39485179
Fuck off stupid nigger/spic
>>39485171
>so what?
It means you aren't a person.

>>39485179
fuck with that white "boi" shit and just admit you're an insecure nigger and know your race contributed absolutely fuck all to humanity compared to what other races have done if "MUH BBC white boi X'D is the only thing your pathetic primitive race has going for it then you should honestly consider suicide one less nigger the world has to deal with anon

>>39485079
I mean, if you were close to me... But alas, you're in Australia.

>>39485242
>tfw not even black o-ok..

>>39485264
Spics, abos, and gooks are just as worthless

>>39485189
>It means you aren't a person.
People aren't people by virtue of their masculinity or femininity. That's dangerously close to SJWism, defining them like that. I am a person just as everyone else, unless I live in some Cartesian demon trick and no one exists.

>>39485264
as far as I know blacks are the only one who pull the white "boi" X'DD shit

>>39473396
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-30
>Their height
Don't really care
>Their body type
Athletic
>Their race/nationality
White/American
>Their personality
Introverted
>Their interests
Aviation/Guitar/Gaming
>Describe a perfect day with them
Jam with them. Go flying. take them out for a nice dinner, and then play coop or something.
>Turn ons
anything
>Turn offs
nothing
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
26, Ohio, guy. work as an airline pilot. socially retarded, never had a gf, virgin beta. been told im not bad looking, but never had any confidence to get a gf. Flying is the only thing I live for.

>>39485300
i call all boys boi senpai~ but think what you will D:

>>39485288
Ma'am, please. I assure you that you are a person, you seem fairly ideal, and if you were closer to me I'd give you a shot.

>>39485343
Would you shut the fuck up you pathetic omega faggot

Rei
#9160 despite all the arguing happening in this thread I'm gonna post my discord again I don't even care if we don't end up being partners I'm just lonely and wanna get to know someone just plz don't be a cuck or an asshole gaybots are gladly welcome as I'm bi like i said in my original post on this thread

>>39485359
I don't see what's pathetic about anything I've posted but if you've gotta call strangers on the internet names to feel better about yourself go right ahead.

why do these threads always end up being derailed and ruined by autists fighting and arguing?

>>39485439
would you expect anything else of a board that is pretty much a virtual special ed classroom?

>>39485460
lmao you have a point anon

keeping this thread alive desu~

>>39485658
This thread is the worst kind of thread. Kill it with fire.

>>39485684
why kill it tho

>>39485684
How much for you to give me a blowie jowie

>>39485712
one hundred (You)s

yet another bump incoming here you go OP

and another bump just for good measures because why not lol

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Why don't I ever get any replies in these threads?

>>39473396
>>Their gender
female (female)
>>Their age
my age or lower
>>Their height
s-six feet or t-taller
>>Their body type
not anorexic but not obese you feel
>>Their race/nationality
evil whitey
>>Their personality
cutesy, protective, maternal, caring, m-motherly
>>Their interests
animoo, cooking, hikes, music, reading, occasional vidya
>>Describe a perfect day with them
just being with them is enough
>>Turn ons
hot stuff
>>Turn offs
not hot stuff
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
amerifat laddie
ps gay capcher reeeeee

>>39485914
arbitrary (((you)))

>>39485914
(You)

Beep

>>39485984
Will you be my gf though?

Thanks

>>39485576
Edgy Choco Taco#8996

Please respond <3

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18+
>Their height
Preferably tall(er than me, so like 5'10"+), doesn't actually matter
>Their body type
Skeleton/Muscle, actually mandatory. I'm a skeleton and want someone vaguely proportionate
>Their race/nationality
No preference
>Their personality
Wears the pants, or at least doesn't mind my lack of thereof
>Their interests
My hobbies tier: Art, fashion, cooking/nutrition, competitive games, shitposting, politics
Even better tier: Finance, business, fitness
>Describe a perfect day with them
Sleep in,stay inside cuddling and playing/watching whatever together, cooking food, putting peepee in vagoo. Bonus points for using drugs whilst doing so. Other options include walking around someplace scenic or going to a hobby-related event
>Turn ons (in order of how fast it makes my peepee big)
Authenticity, strength, passion/enthusiasm, banter, positivity
>Turn offs (in order of how fast of how fast it makes my peepee small)
Deceitfulness, pettiness, unironic condescension
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male, OH, 20, long-haired hippie skeleton, I'm basically gay but want someone with a vagina who's also basically gay but wants someone with a penis. I can talk anyone's ear off assuming they're willing to listen to far-meandering rambles about sociopolitical nonsense, competitive game theory, the entertainment industry, and other odds-and-ends interests.dumb shit

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>Their gender
Opposite of mine
>Their age
Don't care
>Their height
Doesn't matter
>Their body type
Do not care
>Their race/nationality
Why should I care?
>Their personality
Same as me, maybe
>Their interests
Similar to mine
>Describe a perfect day with them
Cuddling all day
>Turn ons
Clinginess
>Turn offs
Sluttines
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Whatever you need me to be, USA, legal, will work hard to earn your affection

>>39486477
But what is your gender

>>39475468
Got ghosted and then removed in just 20 minutes for no reason, so it's either bait or just a really shitty person.

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-30
>Their height
Shorter than me (5'8", yeah I know)
>Their body type
Non-obese, clean/good hygiene
>Their race/nationality
White, Asian preferred, but my first kiss was a pretty mulatto girl, so...
>Their personality
Honest, loyal, kind, geeky without going full circle to be a cocky jerk
>Their interests
Movies, books, anime/manga, video games, tabletop games, shooting sports, travel
>Describe a perfect day with them
Lazy morning at home, nice breakfast, lounge about the house, maybe go out for dinner or have people over, play some games, movie or anime with dessert or popcorn, maybe some late night sex/etc.
>Turn ons
Freckles, red/auburn hair, submissive but confident
>Turn offs
Bossiness, political activism, social media whores/phone use 24/7
>Talk a about yourself
I'm 30 years old. I'm male. I live in Arizona but will be moving to Texas soon. I'm a nice guy if you're nice to me be I have a backbone. I used to be a pushover but I got tired of folks using me and never really belonging anywhere. I'm an introvert who can fake being an extrovert but I'd much prefer being alone or with a handful of people I know and trust. Let me know if you have any questions.

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>>39485914
I don't either, but that's because
1) there are usually too many people baiting and if you sound like you fit, you're probably baiting in their eyes.
2) you don't sound good enough for anyone
3) if youre a guy, there's probably like 1 female for every 30 males atleast.

>>39486514
Maybe don't ask for nudes right off the bat

>>39473396

>tfw finally found a qt3.14 small gf
>tfw realised she's so small she literally has nothing
>no tits
>no ass
>no legs

NOTHING.

>>39486985
If that's all you want in a woman, you deserve loneliness.

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>Their gender
female
>Their age
18+
>Their height
any
>Their body type
not obese
>Their race/nationality
white or asian
>Their personality
introverted, uncaring, funny, honest
>Their interests
video games and tv/movies
>Describe a perfect day with them
cuddling and watching tv and eating food we like
>Turn ons
love, gentle femdom, crossdressing
>Turn offs
dont know really i can't think of anything i wouldnt indulge except for cheating in anyway, poop or vomit and maybe pee
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
20 yr old boy in the PNW US, can't drive and live with parents aka a total catch

>>39473396
>gender
plastic
>age
preferably not too old, newer is better
>their height
about the same as mine for pragmatic reasons (6"1)
>body type
curvy
>race/nationality
unimportant, ideally I'd like one of each
>personality
none
>interests
none
>describe a perfect day
I take her out of my closet, clean her up a bit and then fuck in my bed
>Turn ons
oral, anal, vaginal
>Turn offs
moldy orifice
>myself
male, sweden, mortician, 28

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>>39473396
This feels like blogposting but I have nothing better to do.
>female
>a year or two older than me
>5'7 or 5'8
>thin
>white and blonde
>clingy and assertive
>reading books and making music
>perfect day? She wakes up earlier than me to make breakfast and we spend the day together
>she occasionally likes to be dominant in bed, but also likes it rough. basically a healthy sense of variety
>discussing politics is okay in general but when I'm drunk I go into THAT direction and she doesn't like that because she's concerned for my wellbeing.

>i'm a fucking white male

>>39486477
Hey let's be friends please!

>>39487009
Not really complaining too much though. Just ranting I guess.

>Their gender
Female

>Their age
20s

>Their height
don't care

>Their body type
don't really care

>Their race/nationality
preferably white or latina

>Their personality
Introverted, clingy, loyal, honest

>Their interests
watches wrestling, listens to music, plays video games, reads books (I don't really read but librarian chicks are a turn on)

>Describe a perfect day with them
sitting at home and playing games together or watching something together

>Turn ons
Intimacy. Female sexuality has always grossed me out so when a girl is kinky or open out her sexuality, it's strange. I've always expected women to have sex out of intimacy and love rather than just getting off. I'm the same way and I'm a guy. I don't believe in casual sex.

>Turn offs
Anal sex, casual sex, anything too wild or kinky.

>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
White Male, Texas, 23. About 6'1. The things I described above are pretty much how I am. I'm an introvert and only leave the house when I have to or on the rare occasion I want to go out somewhere. My interests are listed above and my personality is the same as listed above. Introverted, clingy, loyal, honest.

>>39473396
>Gender
F
>Age
My own, closer the better
>height
Above 5'10" but shorter than me (6'5")
>body type
Athletic
>Race
Franco-german, british (less so irish), scandinavian.
>Personality
Cunning, forward, modest.
>interests
Whatever as long as we have some things to do together, hiking, videogames and technology high priority.
>Perfect Day
Morning hike, talk about philosophy and shit. Come home and wash up, play video games or tinker around on tech projects or watch a movie. Visit a museum or some other curiosity or cultural event. Nice dinner and then a very physical evening.
>Turn ons
Intelligence, honesty, interest in exploring, efficient use of energy (not sure how else to say it), moderate breast size.
>Turn Offs
I'm insanely judgemental, so a lot.
>nah

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>>39486514
I never said I was a good person. I simply was not interested in talking to you at the time or maybe you just came off as eerie or uncomfortable. I will never know. There is things I dislike and like about people and if I don't like talking to someone then I feel I should have the right to remove them. I feel by you making this post, you're showing me that I was in the right mind when I did so. I'm sorry if you're offended or something but I just don't like you.

Did somebody say dinosaurs and pokemon?

>>39487509
Pokemon are great but dinosaurs are a rare interest

>>39487561
Yeah that's true but it's still fun
I usually just ask that people tolerate it, but sometimes I wish I had friends who actually wanted to talk about it

>>39487509
Fuck off, happy

>>39487613
That's pretty rude, I only mentioned it because somebody specifically mentioned dinosaurs and pokemon earlier in the thread

>>39487657
Who mentioned dinosaurs? I can only find posts about Pokemon.

>>39487509
Hey Thunderthighs

>Their gender
Male
>Their age
20
>Their height
1.75-1.78
>Their body type
idc
>Their race/nationality
Mestizo
>Their personality
INTP
>Their interests
Music
>Describe a perfect day with them
Lay in bed, listen to music and watch movies
>Turn ons
Being smart
>Turn off
Being dumb
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
F, 19, 1.69, INFP

>>39487683
Who are you guys and how do you know me?

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>>Their gender
Male or female I don't really mind, though I'm almost always easier attracted to guys, never been into girls a lot at all
>>Their age
Older than I am so 20+ hopefully!
>>Their height
I don't mind again, I'm not picky
>>Their body type
Just not overweight is my preference
>>Their race/nationality
Canada!
>>Their personality
Affection, predictable, soft, and assertive. I get confused often so I really like being told what I should do or what to do, it makes me happy.
>>Their interests
Gardening, programming, video games! (I like older stuff like N64 and snes), and animus/Netflix
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Cuddle in his lap until late, then get up and eat breakfast together while browsing the internet in happy silence. Then I like to water my flower baskets and plants, maybe they could help me carry the water!
>>Turn ons
Being told what to do (gently), being called a good girl, maybe a collar
>>Turn offs
Hard drugs or cheated in the past
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..) 21/transgirl (passable)/Canada

>>39487690
Are you a white virgin that's near me though?

>>39487690
googled mestizo, its a mexican restaurant in london

thought it sounded familiar

L O N D O N ? ? ?

>>39487690
Where are you located? I would like to get in contact

>>39487713
Canada is a big place

>>39487713
Get out of here, Shiro. Lol

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>>39487752
am I not allowed to want a boyfriend desu...

>>39487746
it is big yes

>>39487762
That is, where generally in Canada?

>>39487762
You are not allowed to have anything until you get better.

>>39486514
Spooky is always collecting orbiters in these threads. I'm not surprised she ghosted you after only 20 minutes. All of the regulars in these threads are complete assholes.

>>39487817
Hey man she hasn't ghosted me yet. I'm not orbiting her either. She's even sent pictures.

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>>39487801
nothing at all? that's not nice anon, why can't I have nice things?

I've been doing better mentally but not physically unfortunately.

>>39487776
West coast I guess? I'll be moving to Toronto soon though.

>>39479626
i'm not a troll though

>>39487850
Congratulations. You are one of many. Is today your first time speaking? She'll be gone by the end of the week and meanwhile she'll continue to collect more orbiters in these threads.

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>>39487713
FUCKING WHORE GET OUT OF MY THREAD
GET OUT WHORE OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IF YOU WERE FEMALE YOU'D BE A DIRTY ROASTIE
YOURE A MALE ROASTIE
WHORE
WHORE
REEEEEE

>>39487946
It's been a few weeks

>>39487948
Kiss your sister famalam

>>39487962
Wait what? You mean you are okay with her cucking you everyday in these threads? Fuck sake, have some dignity bro.

>gender
Female
>age
18-23
>height
Don't really care, smoll is better tho
>body
Not obese or extremely underweight
>race/nationality
Not black or middle-eastern, possibly european
>personality
Girly, nerdy, good sense of humour, a bit of a joker but knows when to be serious, mean on the outside but actually kind once you get to know her, determined and hardworking
>interests
Anything that can be discussed and requires a bit of intelligence, maybe a bit of vidya, electronic music, maybe baking
>perfect day
Wake up late about 2 hours before lunch, cuddle for a bit then cook lunch together listening to some liquid d&b, eat, watch a movie/TV series/play some vidya, go for a run, shower together, go out for dinner, have a late night walk, get back home and go to sleep spooning
>turn ons
Intelligence, jokes, self-appreciation and self-awareness, good taste in music
>turn offs
Cigarettes (once in a while is fine), drugs (weed is fine as long as it's not habitual), alcohol (occasional/social consumption is fine as long as in a responsible quantity), Stacy friends that get too much in the way, third way feminism
>me
Male, 20, Italy, white, 5'11 in decent shape.

>>39487987
We're not in a relationship or anything oniichan. I don't care if my friends have other friends.

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>>39473396
>Their gender
F
>Their age
20-30
>Their height
As long as you don't have to bend down to kiss me, all is fine.
>Their body type
Just walk, if everything is in place and doesn't move like a waterbed, i'm alright with it.
>Their race/nationality
Been burned to shreds by blacks and spanish folk, I would rather not experience that again, everything else is fine.
>Their personality
Appreciates mutual silence. Doesn't feel like a cripple out of guilt when I help. Doesn't take advantage that I WILL say yes to most any request, within reason. Huggy/cuddly is nice. Can appreciate a good tussle. And isn't outrageously nagging.
>Their interests
Things that I cant do. Manual artistry, and some form of sport aside from muscle building. Accruing random and limited useful information is a huge plus.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up, take a shower and keep the towel on. Poke her eyes and watch her get up angrily. Give her time to shower while I get some liquid diabetes ready. We both drink the teeth acid down and start to play RandomFPS.exe. She can follow me through teamplay and we lose like noobs, laugh a bit, and get slightly angry. Ohlookatthetime.jpeg, gotta get to work our shitty jobs. Get dressed looking like hobos and laugh at each other on the way out, drop her off and go to the shekel farm. Grind out 8 hours, pick her up and we both stay silent and pissed on the way home. As soon as we get home its straight to cynicland, having fun talking about our shitty days. Initiate snoozing protocol and diffuse her sexual advances with some kisses and cuddles. Failed.dll, get hard. And then we do the horizontal tango for 20 mins, get tired and sleep like crusty pirates.
>Turn ons
Pretty vanilla when it comes to this, just flash or something a few times, ill get the hint.
>Turn offs
Feet, I have no idea why. Don't put em on my chest abs or neck, and never my head.
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
TBC.

>>39473396
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
Around the same as mine
>Their height
no taller than 5'10
>Body type
Flat as a board to curvy, makes no difference to me, just something conventionally attractive
>Race/nationality
White preferably but don't really care. Doesn't have a really strong accent.
>Their personality
Truthful and upfront
>Their interests
History, movies. Either would be fine, both is ideal
>Perfect day
Wake up alongside each other, lounge in bed for a while. She makes coffee/tea while I make scrambled eggs. Watch some tv then head out and go to a museum or for a nice long walk or something. Eat lunch at a ramen restaurant. Come home and get a bit drunk, order takeaway or just have some microwaveable shit. Cuddle up and watch a movie, then bring tea to bed and watch something on my laptop. Cuddle then fall asleep.
>Turn ons
Clingyness, moaning, being firm/controlling in the bedroom
>Turn offs
Feeling like they'd rather be doing something else when we're hanging out
>About myself
20, australian, more of a failed normie than classical robot

>>39487713
Be my gf right now, I'm a toronto leaf

>>39488009
I'm sure your motives are completely pure.

>>39487872
Why toronto? I'm scared of going further east