I'm going for it boys I want to know what the bagina feel

Oh and by the way its been seven days since I got her number.

Did I wait long enough? Heard that's alpha

I want to know what the bagina feel like

PLEASE FUCK ME, I AM A DESPERATE VIRGIN BOY WITH 4 A INCH DICK AND I THOUGHT I HAD A FAIR CHANCE WITH A LANDWHALE LIKE YOU.

>>39467642
>7 days
You blew it kid.

>>39467678
He needs to do it anyway.
>>39467642
That is not alpha.

>>39467634
Hey, remember me? I'm [your name] from the exhibit. Sorry that I didn't reply earlier, I was really busy. How are you doing? I was hoping that maybe we could see a movie next week or smthng?

Yo, it's me. You're really hot, you free this weekend maybe?

Me want to know what the bagina feel like

>>39467722
Double dubs with the Chad opener

>>39467875
MUMMY

BABY WANTS HIS MILKIES

MUUUUUUUMMMMY????

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>>39467722
Delivaring... there's only one tick?

>>39467634
Hewwo mommy let me touch your no-no place!

>>39467642
>7 days

hahaahahahahahaha delete her number now to save yourself the embarrassment

>>39467938
Please keep us updated.
You know her better than us, you think she'll react quickly?

>>39467938
One tick means her phone is off iirc. It means she hasn't received the message, and like I said, that most likely means that her phone is off

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>>39467642
>its been seven days
Sweet Jesus, how about you wait till Christmas

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OP got trolled so hard.

>>39467938
What a creepy opener. There is literally no chance of her fucking you, let alone responding to that message.

>>39467642
I thought the rule was 48 hours or something?

>>39467953
>>39468015
wtf my niggas surely the waiting period thing is a well known tactic???

>>39467973
>>39468013
Fuck I'm gonna do some damage control before she sends "who's this" fuckfuckfuck

>>39468046
>wtf my niggas surely the waiting period thing is a well known tactic???
Yes, two or three days, to appear busy, not an entire week before you send the first message. Especially if you send "yo it's me".

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I'm lost man this is harder than chess

>>39468109
I see now I think I fixed it though

>>39468218
Just send this one aswel:
>>39467705

>>39468243
But then I have to take her to a movie

How do I just get her to succ and fucc like chad

>>39468218
This will help a lot, OP. Send it.

>>39468218
Or
>>39467705
Which sounds better I think I still have some time she's probably out

>>39468281
>>39468218
...Just ask if she's free in the weekend. If yes, ask if she'd like to "watch a movie at your place". Obviously she'd get the hint, otherwise you wouldn't say "at your place". It also isn't cringy or fucked up, she'll decline or accept.

Voila, now you have the chance to get her to your place, the rest would be up to you.

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>>39468267
Thanks brobot
I sent it

She also gave me another number for SMS idk what's up with that... should I just Sms

Am I being rused?

>>39467938
>Yo, it's me

who else is it going to be you fucking spastic

>>39468350
>Am I being rused?
No you fucking retard. And every girl on earth knows the "my friend sent it" lie. Just relax. You should have just said "hey, it's____ how's it going"

Too late now. Wait for her to respond. Don't do ANYTHING else or you'll blow it. Just talk to her about HER when she responds for a bit instead of asking her out. Don't take her to a movie, it's the shittiest first date. Go to a park or something. Talk to her like a human being and you'll be fine. Why be nervous? She's just you with a pussy. That's it.

>>39468350
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


mate you've totally fucked this

>yo it's me
>double text
>sorry that was my friend haha im in 8th grade btw :3
>I'm a nerd lol xD
>I was taking le creep shots of you - me gusta xDDDDDDDDD

you sound like a pathetic beta

should have just said something like
>Anon here from the symposium, let's go out this weekend

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>>39468438
>>39468450
Can i undo the text since they're not sent?

Why weren't you there when I was asking? You wanted this

Could I save this by calling her maybe

>>39468483
just send her more explaining the situation you got yourself in

>>39468350
>>39468450
This

OP what tf are you doing. You want to fuck and dump her right? Do you think she'll have any interest in an adult who acts like a stereotypical beta nerd?

Top it of with that first comment and the obvious lie of "my friend sent this"

OP you dun goofed

>>39468483
I told you m8

>>39468483
>Could I save this by calling her maybe

fucking hell NO, just leave it, see what she responds you fucking moron, if she responds at all

whatever you do, don't do this >>39468503

I don't know about deleting the message but I doubt it

>>39468483
Nigger I JUST told you DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE! Just be patient dude.

>>39468450
You Sound Like a double alpha

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I'm gonna Sms her something

>>39468528
Honestly that's the best at this point.

He fucked it up but maybe she'll play it of as a joke. Though that 2nd message was also cringy as fuck, so I doubt that OP will be slaying anytime soon.

>>39468559
>Yo, it's me. You're really hot, you free this weekend maybe?

Just send her a pic of your dong, hail Mary play

>>39468559
Don't,retard,get it hammered in your fucking brain!

>>39468559
is kent still on youtube? did he get a girl?

>>39468559
I just told you not to you gimp - when she goes back to her phone she's going to see 3 desperate texts from your sad arse, just fucking leave it and wait for her to respond jesus christ

the situation is salvageable if she messages back

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>>39468450
dont forget the context

>>39468579
But waiting for this is going to kill me like my stomach feels sore there are physical symptoms

I'll be seeeing her next week probably where she works at wtf do you think she'll tell her colleagues

why do people on here always act like getting a girl is like breaking into fort knox? I think it's corny to wait a few days to seem cool but it's not like you fucked up because of it

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Fuck now that I think of it I also gave her my number. She would have contacted me if she was interested Fuck everyone is gonna know

>>39468629
You staying a virgin is going to hurt much more in the long run.Control yourself.

Her colleagues most likely won't be told.Of course,unless you fuck up completely.

>>39468629
>wtf do you think she'll tell her colleagues

no doubt about it, because you made yourself look like a fucking freak by texting that nonsense

you've fucked it for yourself mate

>>39468629
Nothing you moron. This is not the first time she has been hit on.

>>39468629
She won't tell anyone. Show us a picture of her.

>>39468629
if you don't want her to tell her colleagues send her another text expressly forbidding her to do that. She won't know boundaries unless you set them

>>39468673
I haven't lifted them off of the card

The camera isn't with me right now but I'll do it a bit later

>>39468350
this is either a fake number and you are really bored or it's real and you are really retarded.

>>39468688
Alright thanks for this dubs solid advice I'll whip up a few compelling sentences

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>>39468737
praying you're not OP

>>39468450
real chad hours rn

>>39468735
I'm thinking it is fake, but I hope it's not.

>>39468775
I wouldn't be surprised if he was desu.

This thread is quality and the reason I still come to this shithole. Gppd work everyone.

Don t send her more messages, she will think you are an autistic creep.

>>39468350
I really hope this is bait
You ruined it you idiot.

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It's killing me inside

>>39471085
Dude this fucking thread is killing me lmao

I'm following this thread just on the off chance it's real.

>>39471085
Delete the number and call it quits. You've tried, that's more than most of us can say of themselves. Try again and do better next time. Don't wait a week and just send one message telling her it was fun, that you want to see her again and whether she has time the next weekend. I trust you'll be able to get there one day.

>>39468777
>tfw when you can't check this post because comments have to be original

>>39471085
Fuck guise am I really that bad?

Could someone critique this text?

>>39471564
It make me literally want to kill ymself, I had no idea that humanity had this little hope

>>39471085
all you had to do was send the first and last line the first time you dumb faggot.
if she doesn't reply, you blew it and should give up entirely on women

>>39471564
>Hey it's anon here from the symposium
Fine, decent opener, not great but at least you kept it short

>(i took those terrible pictures of you)
what the fuck? What are you saying here. Just "the guy that took the pictures" or something. Were they creepshots? Did she ask you to take them? If she asked you, why would you call them terrible? Jesus christ. Next

>just got my phone fixed
why should she care? Leave that for conversation later.

>Was trying to reach you on whatsapp and that went pretty badly haha
you don't need to say it went badly. If you deleted the messages don't even mention it. If you didn't and they sent, why the fuck are you sending this text?

>How've you been?
One of the only normal things you said in the text. Holy fuck, you're a retard.

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>>39471763
Thanks, took your advice

>>39471946
A for effort I guess. Better than the first rendition but still a bit cringe. Maybe she'll find it endearing or something. Just keep the conversation simple and try to seem interesting. Don't message her again for at least 2 or 3 days. Who knows maybe this is your chance to normaldom

>>39471946
post her photos OP

>>39472183
Alright give me a few... I didn't send the SMS some anon shopped that what a weird name you chose

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>>39471763
>>39471946
I really did took your advice bruh

desu I don't wanna just frick her
We spoke for quite some time I like her but she smokes
Pics coming soon

>>39472694
why does the text look shopped

>>39473002
and the send arrow

m8y you b8y?

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This is her

resolution lower cause I shot the screen ofc , looks like she straightens her hair

god this is fucking pathetic.
how can you think the texts you sent are in any way smooth?
keep it short and to the point weirdo

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>>39473053
SEX HER NOW

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>>39467634
>>39467938
>>39468218
>>39468350
>>39471085
>>39471946

Wait a second, why the fuck have you been covering the AT&T logo. You think someone's gonna find you specifically out of the millions of AT&T customers?

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>>39473202
It's looking pretty bleak anon >>39473002
How does that look shopped compared to
>>39471946
That

Millions of messages, no replies. What a trainwreck.

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>>39472694
>>39468350
Why did all of you bite this? It's 0 chance he is actually texting to girl.

>>39473485
Yes I do what's your problem m8

That shopper guessed it right already

>give OP advice not to say anything
>leave thread
>he texts her again

stupid cunt