ITT: Post your real name and rate other names. I'm

>>39464008
your name is pretty okay

Jesus is my name, please bully me

iddu liku soma more green tea

>>39464025
are you a spic or is it actually pronounced gee-zus
mine is sage

>>39464648
sage pronounced like sah-gay?

My name is guy

Jack.

>>39464037
Cowfwee!

>>39464008
John is a really common robot name
>>39464025
That's cool
>>39464866
Jack is a manly name
>>39464862
Guy is a laid back name
>>39464648
On the off chance you are, that's really neat.

Name's Tyler

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>be me
>name is Christian
>tfw i'm an atheist

My name is Nick.

I'm not a fan. Rhymes with dick unfortunately.

>>39464979
Little dick Nick with the small prick? Yea that's rough man.
All I got was Fat Matt

l am called Mohamed.

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>>39464881
>John is a really common robot name
>tfw thats my name

>>39464008
my name is paris and i am a man.
well more of a boy really

>Devon
Why

>>39465035
Do you prefer Paah-ree or Pah-ris?
>>39465043
Because you were a cheap cut

Mine's Quentin (frenchbot here)

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>Armani

I'm white and British, my mother just enjoyed ruining my childhood and making me a target. Other than that it was also because she liked fashion.

>>39465013
Yeah, I was commonly known as 'nick the fat prick' so there's that.

My name is Matt
fuck you

>>39465048
not french, so i'd just feel like a jackass using the former

>>39465093
absolutely, completely, and utterly rude "matt" or should i say, jerk

>>39465074
That's a lot better than what I thought of. Maybe kids are just unimaginative
>>39465093
Matt the Rat; you fuckin jew
>>39465115
Yea, using the former and not being french would make you look try-hard as fuck

Evan here, I like my name.

My name is Schlomo Yankinovibergwich

my name is Jeff
apparently i'm not the only one

>>39464008
Jan

There is literally one country I could be from

>>39464008
Bruno

Got called a lot of names.

>>39465343
And what country it is? Sorry i don't think I get it

>>39464892
Ever think about getting a name change?

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My name is Nikhil

>>39464008
my parents made up a fucked up name and literally no one else has it so if i reveal it i'll be found instantly

Steve, Steven, or Stevo is what they call me.

I really hate it.

>>39465458
Hindustani?

>>39465393
Netherlands, especially Limburg. My first and last name are actually the most common here

>>39465595
>Hindustani?
who else would be named Nikhil

Hi, I'm Alan.

Nice to meet you! I know, I have the rarest form of the name Alan.

How are you today?

>Luca
literally a girl's name everywhere outside of my country

>>39465683
I can't help but picture anyone named Alan as Robin Williams from Jumanji

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I'm John Smith, just John Smith.

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>>39465064
Armani, Armani, A-A-Armani. Cinque.

>>39465771
Hello fellow spaghettinigger.

My name is Erisa and the only result I get from googling my name is the Employee Retirement Income Security Act

>>39465794
Well done anon you made me hate something.

Savior

not even meeing

>>39464008
Mason.
I dislike craft related names, so mines a bummer. Especially when I was in highschool I never met anyone with my name, but lately I've seen people born in the 97+ range with my name so maybe it will be popular one day

>Oskar
>tfw people are more likely to name their pets Oskar than their children

>>39464008
Stacey Barns (Im a guy, my parents hated me)

Victor.
The irony.

>>39465598
I actually thought you were from the Czech Republic, there's a fuckton of Jans there.

>>39466116
Your dad probably liked the song "A boy named Sue"

Did your girl name enable you to grow up into a strong tuff independent man who don't need no masculine name?

Tom here. Manliest name

>>39466184
Sorta, Im a blue collar boxingfag who likes gardening and woodworking. I think that because of upbringing though, the name just made me autistic and got me bullied in school.

Samuel, most people call me Sam put I'm thinking of introducing myself as Samuel like when I was younger.
>>39466115
Oscar is a solid name, not sure why they made it a K though.
>>39466160
Also a good name, as far as I know it doesn't have any stereotypes attached.

Nice to meet you everyone!
My name is Robin

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>>39464008
>Reece

What do you robots think?

Oisin with an accent on second i, my mom thinks she's more Irish than she is so I was stuck with it
Means 'little deer' in Gaelic, so I'm called Bambi and sometimes Pope for unrelated reasons

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>One chance at life
>Parents name you fucking QUISHEL

>>39464008
Connor. Please rate

>>39466364
I like ur pieces friend

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>>39466463
Oy vey better than Moishe

Matthew/Matt.

>>39465861
A pretty and unique name.

>>39465898
Your parents are pieces of shit

>>39466115
Good name

>>39466446
Good name

>>39466477
Terrible. I'm sorry.

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Looks like I'm the only Michael in the thread.

>lonely irl
>lonely in thread

The ride never stops.

>>39466364
Exact same name, exact same spelling also a jojo fan.

My name is Alain (pronounced align)
Rate

>>39466630
Is your native language English? If not align seems pretty legit and a cool name. If not, its kinda weird but Alain as a name seems not too shabby

>>39466665

It's technically a French name but yeah English is my native language

>>39466773
aside from being an odd pronunciation/spelling in english, I like it as a name

>>39464008
My name's Parker.

>>39464008
Mihailiuc Stefan Agilulf

>>39464008
my name is Federico (I'm italian)

>>39466850
The fuck country are you from?

>>39466816
Solid name. My favorite so far.

>>39464008
Joel

The type of name that's sort of rare but still common enough people don't get confused about, yet still doesn't appear in any kind of name threads.

Alessandro

rate my spaghetti name

>>39466969
Damn nice name

>6969
kek

>My sister has a name common in Japanese media, especially lewd stuff
>I can never enjoy any of that stuff because thinking of my sister is an instant turn-off
No I won't say her name, it's too unique in English-speaking countries.

>>39464904
Hi rYan. Maybe you should go back to being a man. When you select your female name, don't try to be a special snowflake like all other trannies try to do.

Isis

(insert terrorist jokes here)

Daniel, but I usually get people to call me by my last name cause I know like 50 other people called that.

>>39466115
>my cat's name is Oscar
S-sorry. I think it's cute. If I had a son I'd call him Oscar. No K though that's weird, anon.

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Artemis

rate

>>39464008
my name is Oliver

i really hate it
johns a nice name tho
>>39464892
Just call yourself chris or cris?

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>>39467093
I remember when I associated Isis with pic related and not terrorists.

Good times.

Thoughts on Jesse? I find it's relatively unique in that's it is uncommon for males, and most don't have a opinion or perception of it.

Femanon thoughts?

>>39467186
I know a lot of guys called Jesse and they're all huge faggots.

>>39466221
>>39467105
It's a scandinavian spelling, not that weird over there. I don't live there so people usually spell my name with a c.

Any other anons constantly having their name spelled wrong? Even people I've known for years still spell it with a fucking c. Learn how to spell my name you bastards, it's not that hard.

Hank Ezekius Wallentine

>>39467291
>Ezekius
That's some super villian shit.

Still cool name though

>>39467269
Guess I have a name to redeem.

>>39467186

Not femanon here but my first thought is of cowboys.

Harry Cock

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Imogen

>>39466115
I like it with a k
>>39466364
Reeeeeeeece
>>39467186
It's alright. I had a crush on a guy called Jesse once.
>>39467291
Nice fucking name

Banu
What do you think?

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>>39464008
Max
not Maximillion, not Maximus, not Maxwell; just Max

>>39467485
slav/10
would hire as assistant

>>39467505
Confirmed as the main character.

>>39464008
Alexander, people call me Alex, slavs call me Sascha

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>>39467186
Reminds me of that guy who used to be a VJ at MTV, Jesse Camp.

I doubt most of the users of /r9k/ are old enough to remember him, but he was huge for a while.

I've never seen another Wesley in these threads.
I like my name, most people just call me Wes even though I don't ask them to or anything

Konstantin

rate me please

Remi
surrenderfag here

My name is Oliver

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Sarah
Everyone assumes I'm Jewish.

>>39467439
What nationality? Is it a common name where you're from?
It's pretty neat.

>>39467635
It's probably your nose or your victim complex, jews and women are similar on the victim complex thing.

>Nikolaj
I can't be the only one here, right?

>>39467629
>>39467175
im sorry for u

Ryan

>>39467635
Cute and pure name

meesa John-Paul

>>39467647
My ethnicity is roach and it is not common in turkey or my homeland

>>39467155
>Artemis
Greek god/10. Are you virgin and into sports?

>tfw Richard
It's an old fart name. I prefer when other call me Rich or Richie because full name doesnt sound aesthetically pleasing.

>>39467635

What? Is Sarah a particularly Jewish name??

>>39467806
they probably said that because of sarah silverman idk

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>>39467806
It's Hebrew.

>>39467662
Hey, comrade. Looks like you are the only Nikolaj here.

>>39467155
>>39467291
>>39467438
>>39467606
God-tier names. Your parents knew what's what.

Betcha I'm the only Sylas here, though

>>39467824

Ok but so are many many names that white Christians used and which became normal for whites to use.

I don't know know any Jews, is it very common for Jewish girls to be named Sarah? Is that what I'm missing?

>>39467858
Not that anon but quite simply Sarah is an old testament name and jewish folks like to use those for their kids (Noah, David, Shlomo[the hebraic spelling of Solomon], etc)

>>39467901

Right but forgive me. I'm a white Australian and have never had anything to do with Jews. If I talked to someone online and they told me they were named Noah, my first thought would be "parents were fundie Christians", just as I've talked to girls online named Esther, and only one of those were Jewish. I've even spoken to a 'Hadassah' who again wasn't Jewish.

>Quinn
Sometimes there are a lot of us in these threads, often not

>>39467949
Well, christians have the old and the new testament to pull from when it comes to names whereas jews only have the old testament so most people probably err on the side of jewish if they come across a Methuselah

>>39467155
It's a pretty good fucking name.

>tfw Niko
Very basic

>>39464008
Nice try Mods but you arent going to be selling my data with my name on it

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I get to share a name with this fucker

I am Miran. Pronounced Mee-ran with a regular R not an english one.

>Tyler
Eh it's okay

>Edgar
People always get my name confused with something else.
Hector, Oscar, some other shit.
Probably because I'm a loser.

>>39467833
I guess so comrade. Life is tough,

I'm Lawrence, Lawrence Andrea

>>39467186
My name is jesse too!

>>39467269
Yeah I am pretty gay. Sorry to live up to the stereotype.

>>39464008
>obvious datamining thread
>people actually replying
Come on R9K, I thought you were better than that

>>39464008
My name is Adamska, nice to meet you john

Taylor is my name

here are more words

My name is Herman

I really like to drink

my nama jeff its actually seriously just jeff

my surname has a hyphen in it

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>One chance at life
>Parents name me Tarquin

>>39468999
Jeff Hyphenius

>>39467363
>>39469084
At least its not a girl name, i got "Morgan".Its not so bad though since people compare it more with Morgan Freeman, so i just got off with some light jokes instead of being bullied.

Still feels strange having a grill name.

>>39464008
Karl with a K. Everyone always thinks it's spelled with a C.

>>39464008
Frankie. I am a male.

>>39464008
Stefan
>>39469268
>sharing a name with Karl the Great
9/10
>>39469293
Sounds gay desu

>>39468491
Who gives a shit if it's a datamining thread or not desu? :/

>>39466463
QUISHEL YOU FUCKING VIRGIN!

LOL! Feel bad, Quishel!

>>39469334
A real datamining thread would be asking for your full name, date of birth, and address. With just a first name to go by, it's almost impossible to datamine people.

My name is Gnor

>>39469347
Ah yes, that's true... Should have just said that it's not a datamining thread.

>>39468417
How in the fuck can you confuse Edgar with Oscar?

>>39469360
ME GNOR, ME SMASH.

My name is Hugh. I've never liked it.

>>39469334
>caught by the word filter
you shouldn't even be allowed to post
>>39469347
>implying they can't gain information from just first names
I'm not saying they're trying to get your credit card information, just that they're data mining

>>39469429
>implying that I don't get caught by the word filter for t.b.h on purpose

I'm Mac.

>>39469457
If you have to add 'to be honest' to the end of you're post, then you're not making a good argument

>>39469471
Where's the Cheese?

>>39469478
It wasn't really an argument. It was just a basic question :/

>>39464008
John (Second edition) reporting in.

>>39469493
>who cares if its a data mining thread
>who cares if accuweather is selling my exact location data
>who cares if they're throttling specific website data
>who cares if they censor sites I don't visit

its a slippery slope, and you're the cliff

>>39469360
l chuckled a bit that this was an original post

>>39469268
You think that's bad? Try having Kieran as a name. When I was in high school, I got a letter inviting me to an all-girl school, calling me Ms. Kieran. I'm a cis white male.

>>39469478
And what if you feel like having the end result of having said desu?

>>39466115

I wish my name was spelled with a k, I'm just plain ol' Oscar.

>tfw eli

fucking sux

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Hello my name is Joshua.

My name is Zachary.
and that feel when no girlfriend :(

My name is Caesar.

Utman

>>39465291
>my name of Jeff
Fugg

>>39467581
John?

>>39467662
My church name is Nicolay

>>39469360
Do you live in some kind of dungeon?

>not a single reply
Why do all of my posts get ignored on them chins?
AM I just 2 averqage?

My name is Paul Denino

>>39470116
Hi, Paul Denino.

>>39464008
Andreja

Im male btw

Jacob but now I tell people Jake

>>39470174
ex-yu?

jebem ti mater, originalno je

>>39470116
Clesisic

My name is Angus

>>39464008
Arsh

>>39470083
I know that feel. I'm Teemu btw

>>39471171
CAPITAN TEEMU REPORTING FOR DUTY

Corey here.
If you reply to this post with anything negative you're gay.

>>39464008
my namma jeff hAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Sidd
Changed from siddharth to sidd

My name is Alexander. the worst you can do is call me Alexandra

>>39472198
Ok Alexandra

>>39464008
alright John? I'm Alex.

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Ivan.
The memes are ok but I'm not a Slav so it's a waste.

>>39464881
>Tyler
reminds me of Tyler durden when I first hear it so badass connotations imo
>>39465050
love that name sounds so cute
>>39465064
dude that blows you can't even shorten in to anything othere than arman which isn't a lot better
>>39465185
school shooter name YouTube it
>>39465291
it's a meme you dip
>>39465380
>Got called a lot of names.
like what? that's a Chad name
>>39465771
feel like it's still a guys in britbong because of all the wogball
>>39465905
name reminds me of nice prole
>>39466200
>Manliest name
can't say you're wrong every Tom Ive knows was a total badass

>>39465905
My name too (: the numbers mason what do they mean

Charlie, and I hate everything that comes with it.

The unicorn, bit me, chocolate factory, all the songs from said factory etc.

>>39464008
i like the name john. i don't know why, john just seems like a good guy.

my name is clementine.

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>>39464008
>Tfw Kristen
Father was an degenerate asshole, but I believe he saw the future(future of me).

>Rafael

Please someone kill me

>>39472624
i like that name!! 9/10 i had a childhood friend called rafael and he was a great pal uwu

>>39472624
>Please someone kill me
Why? Is drug Kartel much worser than other killers?

I'm called Louis Cypher

Yes I'm serious

>>39468167
that's my husband don't talk shit

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>>39472624
Name probably sucks for you but I think it's a fun name. At least it isn't a name that everyone has like Alex or John.

My name is Franco.
>tfw go days without human interaction so when someone calls my name i don't even notice

>>39464008
enda, fucking enda
kill me

My name is Nikola

>>39464008
sean is my name

my name is ernesto

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>>39473692
cool name niggra.

my names Jacob

>>39473712
Generic but good name.
Edward

>>39473712

every ernesto is a chad except for me

why is life not fair

Shaquille

Hayley.

>>39474106
Twilight/10.

>>39473692
??nationality??/10.

>>39473661
Not a fan/10 sorry.

>>39473594
Cute name/10.

>>39472480
Love this name/10.

>>39472455
Straight-forward name/10. I like.

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>>39464008
cesar
'oh like the salad hahah'

me Tara

abigail.

>>39464892
F

>>39465064

that is just cruel

>>39465683

that's an old mans name but i like it

>>39466115

parents changing c's to k's in names just to be unikque is a bad trend

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>>39474500
I'm sorry.
>>39474106
An okay name
>>39472624
Decent until people call you Ralf
>>39471929
Siddharth is a cool name. Sidd is also cool, and natural shorthand. Why change it legally?
>>39470195
Good tier
>>39469471
Fine, if a little informal
>>39468761
Purile. Sorry.
>>39467679
Cool name for someone who may or may not actually be cool.
>>39467606
Remi is cool, as are most French names (except Pierre)

>tfw your name is Robert and people think it's acceptable to call you Bob

>>39474500
I'm >>39470010 and I consider everyone named "Cesar" as being worth less than me as a human.

>Diego
>Chileanbot

>>39474881
If this is the life cycle of Roberts what's the life cycle of Richards?

>>39466319
My name is also Robin. Nice to meet you too!

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Kimi

>>39475230
probably richie/ricky>rich>rick>richard>dick

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>>39464008
Kenneth
called Kenny most of the time.
I like my name btw.

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Where my Ron's at??

Hello, I am Anton and I will kick your dog till it's eye vessels burst.

My name Emily, nice to meet you.

>>39464008
name is emily
list of names i would change mine to:
>randy
>sid
>harvard
>gene (eugeny or eugenides)
>my son clump who i wish was dead

Jannik. Disturbing lack of scandibot names in this thread.

my name's benjamin but since my class always had 4 other benjamins the class always called me by my surname

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London.

I get meme'd with nursery rhymes, not terrorist attacks.

>>39465013
People at my school call me Matty g after the youtuber.

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Joseph I like it I like it when qt3.14's with bangs call me JoJo

>>39475378
Reminds me of Kimi no na wa, though I hope people don't tease you because of it
>>39475618
Kenneth/Kenny is pretty cool, I like Kelly as well
>>39476359
I'm honestly surprised how rare the name seems to be, despite the potter craze. Anyways, solid name
>>39476754
Edgy but alright name, especially if it isn't the english pronounciation
>>39476798
>>39477037
Cute name
>>39477068
Alright, not really my thing though
>>39477069
I had a friend with the same name, we called him Banjo lol
>>39477364
I'm so sorry. Sounds kinda slick though if you take away the teasing and memes
>>39478335
Sexy
>>39478390
Joseph was best JoJo

My name is Leif. Live is live, it's my life, livestream, ahahahahahahaha