Just ordered my pizza /r9k. but then it occurred to me. how does

>>39459302
I usually make it myself.
>200g Greek yogurt
>250g all purpose flour
>teaspoon of salt
>5g baking powder
>mix and knead until it's a dough
Super simple and I trust you can take it from there. Bake for 8-10 minutes at 200C.

My secret is that im for all intents and purposes a normie except for my crippling autism.

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>>39459302
i never ordered a pizza for myself and i might sometime next week from dominos
how do i know how much to tip?

I get a pizza delivered and have sunglasses on when the guy shows up so I don't have to worry about eye contact and whatnot.

>>39459641
>tipping
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>39459302
I walk to the local pizza place a few blocks away and buy a pepperoni pizza or a cheese pizza.

It's $6 and walking is kinda good for you.

>>39459707
im afraid of a situation where i dont tip and something happens, maybe service will be bad if i order again

>>39459302
not sure if OP is asking for CP or my brain has just been dirtied by 4chan

>>39459302
I wish they would just hand me my pizza and leave. They always make awkward smalltalk.
>guy comes couple weeks ago
>hey man how's your night going?
>y-yeah dude it's been alright
>got any plans?
>n-no just eating pizza
>getting up to anything this weekend?
>no
Why the fuck do you care? Why are you hassling me? Are you trying to embarrass me? Go away and let me eat.

>>39459747
Nigga just go pick it up if you're so worried, it costs way less and you don't have to consider tipping.

>>39459747
Just speak to him as the smug comfy NEET and hand him a dollar. Tell him to get back to work before the boss cuts his lunch break short. Assert dominance as the alpha.

>>39459747
>>39459819
NEET, no car or bike -- itll have to be an order

is it cheaper to pay one of those uber delivery people to pick it up for me?

>>39459853
No mate, just look for a coupon online for free delivery or like an extra free pizza for the same price.
Pizza coupons are fucking nuts. Dominos even lets you stack them.

>>39459853
also replying to >>39459785

>>39459641
$5 should be enough. unless its a woman then you tip them nothing.

>>39459641
Start with 20%, if you order online, cut 1% for every minute since it says "on it's way"

>>39459302
I don't get pizza cause I'm poorfag I have not tasted delivery pizza in 4 years :(
Buy me za pls.

whenever I order pizza, I sit outside and wait for him because any knocking on my door gives me a panic attack desu

>>39460016
Get a doorbell

>>39459714
Got a Pizza place near my college. They offer "Suicide Sauce", it's amazing for my spice related masochism.

>eat very spicy,
>not just spicy
>"unbearable" spicy
>force yourself to finish it
>finish it
>feel wonderful with yourself.

>>39459853
>pay one of those uber delivery people to pick it up for me?

You can do that?

>>39460077
It's called UberEats anon.

>>39459946
>>39459975
i checked and the nearest dominos is a 13 minute drive away. considering i order a non-custom pizza and 1 side with extra sauce, that might take about 5 minutes to get together if the pizza was premade. its reasonable to knock of money if it takes extra time say, 10+ minutes after right? they dont make it on call unless its custom ordered right
>>39460077
also yes, theres a thing out there now
i haven't personally tried it but you give them your order and from where then they go wait in line there, buy it for you and deliver it.
>>39460127
^

>>39460127
same >>39460153 anon here, have you tried it? how does it compare to ordering from somewhere yourself, cost/time-wise

>>39459641
20%. easy way to do it quick is do a tenth multiplied by two

>>39460180
Depends when you order it. my friend does uberEats and says he's allowed to charge extra on game nights, he often tries to pick up several food place at once, too, to capitalize.

>>39460199
thanks, even better - %20 is literally 1/5
havent done percentages in a while

>>39460199
20% wtf are you smoking? 10-15% is correct