What qualities do /fit/ look for in a female?

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A pulse

Not annoying

>>39455341
Fucking this.

>>39455340
one that will talk to me

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>>39455341

>He's above inanimate objects and corpses

Looks like we've got a normal fag here

a rat face

>>39455340
Giant clitoris

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skull crushing thighs

>>39455340
A feminine penis

>>39455345
Kek

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size

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Innocence and curiosity, paired with eagerness to please.
Petite but womanly curves, and cute feet. That, and a nice/sensual body odour. I love them pheromones.

>Straight dark brown hair.
>Blue/green eyes
>"pale"
>pink pussy/ass
>168 cm
>D cup or bigger
>Narrow waist
>Wide hips.
>Bubbly butt
>Thicc thighs
>"Small" shoulders
>cute face
>no underbite
>slightly bitchy/attitude/independent
>a bit rough
>"conservative"
>likes music/movies
>loves to cuddle
>nice voice, likes to sing

Physically, here in Sweden, women have most of the above. Hard to find women (18-24) that don't go to the gym.

>>39455351
Why does this give a chubby. Fuck the first day I visited this fucking website.

>>39455340
https://youtu.be/VQ-1q2aFzIM?t=8m13s
>8:13

>>39455340
she likes me

that's abt it yeah

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>>39455340
the phatest, puffiest, meatiest pussy i can find

>conservative
>traditional
>maternal
and qt

>>39455357
Looks like a pair of balls.

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>>39455351

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Ideally I'd like a woke-ass NazBol Uberfrau.

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Face.

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Neck

>>39455362
This. Everything pretty much follows the face

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>>39455364
>Saw a fatty with the most beautifully face I've ever seen
>Shes obese

Mad me feel sad.

>>39455340
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut

>>39455351
s-sauce

>>39455340
15+ years older than me, minimum of two kids, local political significance. Energetic, cute smile, likes dancing and traveling. Not too much to ask imo

>>39455362
what dany from GoT should have looked like

>>39455341
fpbp

time to kyms btw ffs fml

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>>39455340
If she is pretty but still does not use instagram or any other social platform to fuel her self-infatuation.

I guess its gonna be tough to find someone like this. Maybe Im going gay, women seem not be worth it after all :/

>Fat ass to lick
>Enjoys cooking
>Loyal

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>>39455345
haha, this guy

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>>39455340
>/fit/
>looking for females
implying

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>>39455340
pic related is ideal
>>39455341
realistically this lol

>>39455340
Must have a big ass. Huge ass is even better. Giant tits are the best optional extra.

>>39455340
>What qualities do /fit/ look for in a female?
My dick

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>>39455340

Hooves, in a soft and cute voice

>>39455340
Loyal, with a pleasant disposition. My personal threshold for bitchiness is WAY lower than normal, thanks to living in towns full of bitchy beautiful women, and that includes family as well.
Being thin with big tits also helps, but it's not that important. And, keeping it /fit/, I see fitness as basic grooming, if you don't care for it at all we won't be compatible.

I'll give you a quick rundown

Physical (in order of importance)
>Healthy weight
prefer thin/ athletic, but not skelly
>Nice face
symmetrical, little acne, pleasant without makeup
>good hygiene
non-oily skin, teeth well taken care of, clean hair, obviously bathes, etc
>Dresses well, uses "just enough" makeup
aka, doesn't look like a pre-op mtf
>Gud ass
>Gud tits

Personality (aside from obvious shit, like loyalty, honesty, etc)
>Intelligent
You don't have to have a > 140 IQ, but be able to hold a fucking conversation
>optimistic & fun
Nobody likes a depressive Debby downer
>Healthy Sex drive
I've dated a couple girls that were solid 9/10's and wondered how the fuck I was able to get them. I quickly found out, it was because they really didn't care much for sex, and weren't very into experimenting in bed, either. Call men scum all you like, but many women simply don't understand that sex is a need for most men, not a want. We will often forego much more important matters, just to get laid, because our biology makes it a top priority in times of drought.
>Good with money
Being good with money means you're less impulsive and thus less likely to run off with some fuckboi first chance you get
>Ambitious
If you have no ambition, you'll never own a home, get a solid career, move up in the world, etc.
>Funny
I love a girl who can make a good joke

>>39455354
Welcome to the rest of your life, anon.

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>>39455345

>>39455351
>>39455354
>>39455367
This is a woman with a strap-on sorry

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>>39455361

>>39455383
s.sssauce

>>39455340
how about not horribly photoshopped?

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>>39455340
What do I think is ideal?
>0-2 sexual partners, the exception being left for long term relationships that didn't work out.
>Is feminine, is alright with the idea of being a houswife
>wants to have kids
>5'6''-5'10''
>blonde/red/light brown hair
>at least d cup tiddies
>wide hips
>not fat (thicc is acceptable)
>likes to do outdoorsy things
>open to the idea of living a more simple life (hobby farm type deal) doesn't need many luxuries
>likes to fuck a lot, procreation being a desirable by-product


Realistically I think I just disqualified around 95% percent of women with my first three ideals alone. So the guidelines I am actually going by are

>white
>Isn't a slut
>Wants to have kids
>isn't fat
>5/10 face
>is feminine

I just want a mother for my kids so that they don't end up daycare drones with no sense of self or belonging 2bh

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>>39455384

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honestly i just want a normal girl without mental issues

>>39455388
lmao a sexy girl who likes to fuck but never does

>>39455365
>obese
>beautiful face
Inverse butterface is physiologically impossible. Sometimes it's possible to tell that her face WOULD HAVE BEEN beautiful, but not IS beautiful.

>>39455388
Daily reminder that if your attracted by a mother and not planning on eating her offspring you are a textbook cuck

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>>39455340
>What qualities do /fit/ look for in a female?
how many gold medals and world records she has

>>39455362
>>39455364
>>39455365
its NO FAT CHICKS
then face

>>39455374
Looking at the women I've dated, what I'm after is a slightly feminine man with a vagina.

Bro-babes are top teir.

>cute enough for me to feel attracted to her (5-6 could be enough)
>sweet personality and appreciative when I do something for her
>not annoying or overly jealous/other weird rules
>not be fat

I have a qt azn gf now who fulfills all these statements

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Realistically, on your current expectations and knowledge;
How well will your lifelong partner match your ideal qt?

>has top 1% sexual traits
>loves to fuck and satisfy all my sexual desires

>BUT ISN'T VAIN OR A SLUT
>HAS HAD 0-1 SEXUAL PARTNERS BEFORE ME

Every fucking time. No wonder this generation isn't reproducing.

for me:
>likes kids
>hard working
>good relationship with parents
stop looking for superficial qualities in women. banging sluts only makes you happy for a short period.

>>39455358
Can't go wrong!

>>39455391
>implying a virgin can't find out they like fucking
>implying that long term partners can't fuck a lot
>implying I didn't list those things under ideals

Just because you enjoy something doesn't mean you need to become a slave to pleasure. I enjoy drinking and eating calorie dense foods but I'm not drunk and covered in marinara at 10am.

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>>39455365
>>39455392
>Inverse butterface is physiologically impossible

>>39455402
you dont just find out you like fucking. its a primal urge.

youre pathetic haha what a faggot

>>39455399
Yeah that's kind of how ideals work
Same as most women would want a 6'4 millionaire with a 7 inch dick who looks like a male model and is also loyal to them 100%

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>>39455399
For all of recorded history and through nearly all cultures women's chastity was guarded and she was given to a man when she reached fertility.

>omg i cant believe these LOSERS want virgins!
>lmao of course these guys cant get girls, they just cant handle and independant woman!

Yeah buddy we are just ridiculous aren't we.

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>>39455340

>doesnt talk much
>knows that you want sex
>does whatever it takes to make u cum
>thanks you after sex
>doesnt bother u with her bullshit, ever
>doesnt care if u buy her stuff or take her to dinner
>she is ok to just meet in the bedrom for sex
>never ever calls you
>doesnt nag you
>doesnt mind you fuck other girls
>doesnt cost more than 30€ a fuck+blowjob

and i got her already, its called asian prostitutes

>>39455404
So how does that disqualify my other statement? A woman can both be a virgin and enjoy fucking by your own admission, because it is a biological urge.

>>39455403
Fatty fat marshmallow face

>>39455340
has a hobby
is slim
isn't a slut
young enough to date for 1-2 years, and then pop out 5+ kids before she hits her early thirties.

So basically a unicorn.

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>>39455399

I love how pretty much no one is like "looking for someone fit with mutual interests."

Instead it's "looking for insatiable sex drive but no sex partners."

>>39455346
lmao

>>39455403
That's not a great example, anon, I can't really tell if it even has a face under all that fat.

>>39455359
Fyi we start off as same sex in womb and the pussy lips are indeed what becomes the ballsack on a guy. So it kind of is a nutsack

>>39455411
Because fit girls are masculine. My interest are masculine. I want a woman who is feminine. Somebody who has an urge to drink everyday doesn't get a pass for being drunk at work. Somebody who has the urge to eat mcdonalds for every meal doesn't get a pass for being 400 lbs. Same applies to sluts.

>>39455358
this desu
taller than me is a plus

>>39455406
>For all of recorded history and through nearly all cultures women's chastity was guarded and she was given to a man when she reached fertility.
False. You're not very educated are you? Explains the "preferences"

>>39455408
Lol they won't enjoy anything if inexperienced virgins like you guys are all they're going to get.

So many guys bitch about women only wanting marriage and kids, yet so many of you guys are truly the ones who want to over populate and destroy the world.
>muh virgin brides
You guys going to start praising Allah multiple times a day next?

>>39455403
damn whats her arm day look like

>>39455411
Honestly we don't even have to be fit or share that many interests. Just not fat, be mostly sober and have any interest at fucking all.

These days all girls my age care about is ways to get fucked up, drugs booze and parties.
Or spend all their time looking at a phone. Some meme social media of the day.

I hate saying this but the last 4 girls I've been with where all mindless and completely interchangeable.

Cute yes but boring as fuck. And here is a trend i noticed. Girls want me to somehow fix them. Fix their lives, fix their boredom, fix their lives. And I tell them that I want a relationship with a complete person thats competent and responsible they start to cry.

Who knows maybe I'm finally becoming gay.

>>42709329
>not Auschwitz
Bitch your pic is definitely medically underweight and indeed Auschwitz mode

interesting personality
cute face
not fat

that's about it

>>42709329
I REALLY want to bite her obliques.

>>39455419
>muh virgin brides

If we go back say, 75-100 years. Can you name me one culture, in all of recorded history before that, which didn't place the utmost importance on the virginity of a bride? One where women weren't married as soon as they were deemed fertile?

attractive face
not a flat ass
somewhat intelligent (or well read, at least)
aggressive/independent

>>39455421

It sounds like you're dating younger girls. If you're also young, just enjoy the ride. Trying to settle down with a 21-23 year-old isn't really a smart idea in most cases.

>>39455415

Equating safe sex with multiple partners with obesity. lulz

>>39455425
In carribean cultures it's normal for kids to start having sex right around puberty and the extra experience is seen as a positive because it makes the sex better

>>39455427
It used to be, though.
What the fuck is happening with the world, a few more years and only the Leninas will be left.

>>39455407
The only problem with prostitutes is that you can't raw-dog them, kiss them or have them sit on your face. At least unless you want to get a bunch of STDs.

>>39455408
because why would she be a virgin?

women can get sex, in fact its usually forced on them, unlike you, an eternal virgin

>>39455429
Are you retarded?
Carribean people are fiercely Christian. Most of them don't have sex until they get married.
I didn't believe it until I lived there for two years.

>>39455422
>implying that's bad

Attractive face
thin
slightly taller than me
intelligent
conservative
subordinate

that's the dream brehs

>>39455435
>slightly taller than me
ahahahaha

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Someone to hold me when I have a bad day. Some one who will laugh at my shitty jokes. Someone who will care for me. And a big booty is always nice.

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>>39455388
>tfw tall white blonde
>have qt smol brown Asian gf with big tits
>she was virgin before me
>realise I will never have aryan children with her
>my blonde genes will die with me (unless I father a bastard)

>>39455437
the sad part is that if you act that way they will always see you as "that one emotional friend", if you want a woman you need to get your shit togheter, the kind of person that helps you in those cases should be a bro, not a girl.

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>>39455429
Even though that is an outright lie, why should we imitate the descendants of slaves who came from a place that was equally backwards and useless? Even if they were like that, what reason would we have to imitate that when there is so much evidence that more functional societies do the exact opposite?

>>39455438
dude break up. why be with her if you know your kids will be sub par.

>>39455440

culture is subjective and so is morality. African culture is not superior or inferior to european culture, objectively speaking.

hips at least 3 metres wide

>>39455439
bro's make the best wives desu

>>39455340
milkys

>>39455390
>be me
>healthy BMI
>eat clean and exercise 3 times a week
>study STEM at a top 10 in my country
>get hit on when i go out and decent matches on tinder
>have masculine hobbies like video games, browsing 4chin, can bond easily with men anonymously

but

>severely mentally ill
>hates everyone and have violent thoughts triggered by the smallest things people do that offend me

>>39455439
I get that. Im not super forward about feeling that way its just some days i wish i had an already established relationship so i can be like that.

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>Not fat
>Not too ugly
>Doesn't cheat on me
That's everything I want.

>>39455447
you and me both bro, but it's rare to find someone that will genuinly care from the get go, honestly never found one, always found women that had a lot of problems and wanted me to fix them, which is why i never had a lasting relationship

>>39455449
Im the same, I hate that i pour alot of my self into the other person. It just makes it hurt more.

>>39455446
>severely mentally ill
STEM dose that to people.

>>39455450
you know what the worst part is?
i've stopped pouring any kind of emotion because of this, i look like a cold bastard to women and i'm not proud of it

>>39455452
Im sorry bro, The Uni i go to has a bunch of art hoes and southern bells. Im just trying to stay my course and i hope you can too man.

>>39455453
i'm getting my shit togheter this year, so things should turn out fine
wish you luck bro, we're all gonna make it

>>39455442
That's just like....your opinion man.

>>39455454
Best of luck to you man

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>not overweight, preferably skinny
>at least somewhat cute
>any height is fine
>not a financial leech
>average intelligence *at minimum*
>at least one hobby besides basic bitch shit like Netflix and shopping
Does my hypothetical gf exist outside of 2D?

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>>39455441
Because I'll be posting in these threads regularly with you guys

>>39455457
you will need to cut at least 2 of those requirements to get closer to reality

>>39455340

Photoshopping looks good in pictures, but it looks really bad on a live person.

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>skinny/petite
>asian
>average face or above
>is passionate about at least one creative/intellectual hobby or any hobby that isn't vidya
>wants to have children

am I asking for too much

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>>39455461
>am I asking for too much
i hate that the world is so fucked up that you had to ask that even if you wanted something so nice and simple
fucking hell, this thread is giving me some serious feels

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>>39455462
w-we're all gonna make it anon

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>>39455406
>We should all want things the way medieval farmers wanted them

Sure thing pal

With regards to physical appearance I'm fairly flexible, although I prefer a nose with a high-bridge and a slim frame. I've started to believe more in physiognomy, and that affects my sexual preferences. I had a girlfriend with a little nose and big cheeks, and she was everything you imagine of that type of person: extroverted but like a child. Never took responsibility for anything, relied on everyone around her for entertainment and comfort. She was intelligent in that she could do very well academically, but there was nothing going on inside, no introspection or anything like that.

For me the most important thing is that she won't fuck up my genetic line by giving my kids stupid and basic genes. So the way she behaves is much more important, particularly the way she enjoys herself.

>>39455438
>complaining about a qt asian VIRGIN gf

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>>39455438
>>39455458
Just find a qt blonde country grill for fucks sake and just make some fucking kids lad

>>39455467
I don't want a dumb gf

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>>39455463
we are anon, we are

>>39455467
don't listen to this faggot. don't leave your gf for a dumb reason like that. you'll regret it.

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>>39455462
He has to be a fucking man, go out into the world, and put his balls on the line if he wants something like that. He can do it, you can do it, I can do it. It's literally just about breaking out of your comfort zone and putting yourself in a place where you can fail and succeed.

>>39455420
Lift pizza to face to exhaustion

>>39455461
Yes, tho looking for an asian might save you. Maybe.

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>>39455471
we're all going to be fucking unstoppable

has to be somewhat intelligent, not too emotionally demanding. less of a normie, therefore more interesting.

body wise i'm not too picky, but thic thighs and ass is my ideal. anything that's not landwhale or auschwitz i'm usually fine with.

>>39455348
>dent on the side of its butt

Definitely a dude.

>>39455403
Bad example, since this is when her face finally started packing on the pounds. There are images of her as a whale, but her face was sharp.

>>39455438
Roll the genetics and hope your son doesn't come out a hapa

>>39455411
Mutual interests are really not important

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>>39455371
you'll find one, friendo.

>mfw gf is exactly as you described

Nice ass. Cool personality. Employed

Literally it.

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>>39455449
I had something like that. She was cute for the most part. She had a very deep, throaty yelp though when she was scared. Aside from that she was very feminine and caring. Old fashioned, wanted to be a submissive woman in the relationship and wanted me to be a dominating man. She cooked, cleaned and when I came home stressed out she was there to rub my shoulders and listen to my troubles. I ended up having a breakdown for a while and cheated on her.

2 years later and I still want her back. The worst part is I still see her around, since we live in the same apartment complex. Every other woman I've been with doesn't seem to actually care when I'm having a bad day. None cooked for me, but expected me to pay for every meal.

>>39455357
Date a fattie

>>39455382
>tfw no tauriel waifu

My dick

above average face
slim

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The ability to love me for who I am.

>>39455341
Virtue signalling woe is me robots like you don't even deserve a pulsating woman. You're so pathetic it's annoying and it's every fucking thread that's even remotely to do with women, just fuck off.

>>39455461
Literally have a Vietnamese girl that mires me at work, but is probably looking for marriage, should I go for it?

>>39455442
>culture is subjective and so is morality. African culture is not superior or inferior to european culture, objectively speaking.
But it is inferior in terms of producing anything of cultural and technological value. If you mention american blacks as a counter example, you must take note they are being managed by a jewish handlers (the record companies).

>>39455340
Big ass and Hispanic.

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I like /fit/ girls

>>39455488
>getting this mad over a man's troubles with women
You sound like a good, healthy person.

>>39455427
I'm 19, basically straight edge, politically active (libertarian), train almost everyday, dislike parties (only ever go to those for the political party), studying law, love cooking and baking, barely use social media and only look at my phone to respond to texts and messages.
So yes younger girls aren't all boring, we're just in the minority, look harder.
>Inb4 ur probably an uggo
I've been rated 7/10, fairly average, but not ugly, no I'm not going to post feet, tits or ankles.

>>39455482
Well if you hadn't cheated on her, you wouldn't have lost her. I hope you learned from that.

>>39455384
kek

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>>39455494
Law student /fit/izen here, pls respond

>>39455341
fpbp

>>39455351
Why am I aroused? I want more...

>>39455448
That last one is the kicker huh

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>>39455487
Not like this...

>>39455478
100% chance his son will be a short hapa. brown hapa at that

>>39455468
10 years from now you will be picking up your small brown hapa children from school and see the tall pale blonde children leaving to find their parents who didnt fuck their gene pool up. youll regret it then

>>39455352
So basically an anime girl. Good luck finding a male fantasy in the flesh lmao.

>>39455488
It's the opposite of virtue signalling. I agree with you though.

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>>39455340
>Cowtits (most important)
>average IQ
>blue or green eyes (green preferred)
>pink nipples
>no tattoos
There you go.
If any higher beings are out there pls grant my wish.

>>39455457
Don't listen to
>>39455459

My gf is a fit, bubbly, cute redhead who I met doing martial arts. She lifts with me, is 20cm shorter than I am, as financially stable as I, likes to paint, plays piano well, and attends one of the top 10 universities in her field (biotech).

We're all gonna make it, breh.

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Blasian.

All I gotta say.

U gotta show em a bit more attention but worf 10/10

>>39455340
Non-photoshopped hips for starters.

>>39455506
Who is this knocked up heifer?

Honestly I want a gf who is slightly needy and wants my attention. So far I have got laid with one night stands and have never heard someone say "I love you" to me.

Sorry for sounding like a fucking prick.

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>>39455506
>tfw this perfectly described the last chick I dated
She was pretty smart though...Damn I miss her

>>39455508
Blasians I've known have always been butt fucking ugly.

I think white Asian is a v good combo. If you're tall as a guy, and for all girls

>>39455340
Long hair, doesn't have a shit mentality to food and most importantly CHILLED. Trust me, if you're looking for the end game then you need this last quality. Of course, that kinda involves not being a dick too, but hey ho

>>39455340
I like wide hips but this looks fucking retarded. Photoshop overdone.

>>39455345
fucking kek

>>39455353
Very specific there, especially that height.

>>39455380
Was gonna shit-post but seems pretty comprehensive really

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>>39455512
Damn anon that sucks.

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>>39455384

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>>39455487

>>39455493
Mummy was never stern with you was she.

>>39455340
>dat pic
urge to rape and impregnate.....RISING!!

>>39455383
DROPED

>tfw my wife is my idealast woman

None of you are looking in the right places. Find a group of nerdy l, lonely girls, find the ones with a good relationship with BOTH parents (that's the key, especially with women. Can also guarantee theyll be the thin, skinny, attractive ones anyways) then you pick the one that has the most younger siblings because she'll be the one desperate for attention but raised with traditional values. None of the bullshit I had to go through with other girls.

>>39455340
>face I'm attracted to
>nice tits
>average bodyfat
>dark blond or red hair
>as far from self-centered as possible
>caring
>loves to cuddle
>healthy sex drive
>open to fetishes
>someone I could safely let my guard down with and wouldn't have to worry about showing weakness sometimes

>>39455415
>Somebody who has an urge to drink everyday doesn't get a pass for being drunk at work
I'm drinking at work with a few coworkers every Friday since noon and no one bats an eye lol

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>>39455525
and where do you find them, anon?

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Mixed, Indian or Latina women with slim to curvy bodies, and tan - dark bronze skin. Cute noses and curly hair a plus.

>>39455511
that sounds more like a long term thing. you won't find that from a ons unless she turbo crazy

Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

>>39455340

Blue or green eyes
Gives me a boner
Enjoys giving me head
Not a whore
> tfw tough combination to find
Reasonably smart
Loyal
Right-of-center politics nominally, but not strongly enough that she is "political"
Christian
Unlikely to get fat
No intractable family problems
Warm and caring personality

Bonus but not mandatory: sexy accent and big tits

>>39455531
Were you meant to post this in your online diary?

>>39455351
>>39455383
even better...

>>39455494
Post fingernails

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>>39455487
Don't we all friend?

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>>39455504
I was merely describing what I love about my gf.
In reality I love different female qualities for different reasons. Lifting has certainly made me crave big tiddies and curvier women than my gf's body type, but her personality and the fact that she's mine offset everything else. Her yoga toned body and flexibility certainly don't hurt either.

I don't usually creep photos of her, but she looked so nice after being fucked into a coma that I just couldn't resist.

>>39455341
Mr. high standards over here

>>39455403
that's a buttereverything

looooooooooool mods

>>39455403

what does she lift? -300?

>>39455529
Little darker skin and curlier hair, and she's perfect. Who is she?

Personality
>little bit over average IQ
>independent
>loyal
>is not afraid of saying what she wants/thinks
>good with money
>conservative
>feminine (i looove girls who wear floral dresses) but not too girly
>not a slut
>optimistic
>maternal

Physical
>Thicc/chubby (meaty thighs and hips)
>nice ass (don't care about tits, she can be flat)
>raspy/scratchy voice (kinda hard to find if she is not a smoker)
>light tan skin tone
>wavy hair

>>39455340
Hmm I dunno, but this might be a shop. I dunno though, I can't really tell from the pixels and seeing some shops in my time

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>>39456237
it's obviously a shop

>>39455384
seeski!

>>39455340
>small tits
>height above 5'9
>white
>thin
>half decent face