Alright, can you faggots help my find true love? Dubs decides what I say
I am driving! Drunk AF! You better come stop me before i kill normies! :P
>>39454768
>true love
This doesn't exist you fucking faggot tell her you want to fuck her in the ass
>>39454768
>what's your favorite mahdlo album?
>true love
>on tinder
>obviously matched with a fat tumblrina
You have no standards, and you won't find love.
Just be honest with her and see if she'll let you oppress her with your patriarchy.
>>39454768
send her a vocaroo of a whale call
"Hey, how's it going?"
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>>39454827
xD lol you bad boy youuu haha
>>39454768
>You're a fat bitch.
Will u succ my pipi?? :3
ask her what music she listens to and pretend to like it for the rest of your life
Hey, i don't know many people here and wanted to know if you'd like to grab lunch sometime
What is the meaning of "Urethra"?
You, me, lunch? 8PM sunday sharp.
>>39454768
How about I electric your tomatoes bb?
helo butifull pls can u show boobies and vagne?
No maam, no driving past 5pm, that's what my mom always told me. Wouldn't dissapoint her visage
>>39454768
let's go bb I'm ready set goo
i want your hot belly button lint
>>39455219
>be me
>matched with qt geek girl on OKC
>she claims musical education
>ask her what music she likes
>"big fan of Ed Sheeran"
Called her a normie, no reply yet. I won't pretend for roastie.
>>39454768
What's it like, being a fat, sloppy cunted cunt cunt?
>>39454768
>>39455699
Oops, got dubs. If the conversation ever lands on her taste in music, you have to call her a normie, ok?
>>39454768
Hey, has anyone told you that you're a Jewl-yeah. HAHAHA I'm pretty good at puns, now how about I tell you some more over some good old chicken tenders from Applebees?
>>39455747
reroll for this top tier post
>>39454768
>Alright, can you faggot help me find true love?
roll
>>39455747
>>39455777
TRIPSand orignallllanal for the winrar
>>39455777
>>39455699
I'll call her a normie if it comes to that
>>39455777
ayyyyyy triiiiips take this one op
>>39455816
Ask her if she wants to exchange some pics ;D