Time and again, 4ch The alcohol is the highest narcotic, I'm

>>39452808
1 minute too late, damn
>>39452824

I'd be sippin on dat good stuff if I didn't have to constantly have to watch what I consume and go to the gym.

Also, everytime I get drunk I want to score weed... and that's not a good look.

>>39452808
Was at an uni-event 2 friends and got completetly shit-faced. I actually can't remember most of that evening but have seen some funny videos of me doing stupid shit like going into a bouncy castle and not even being able to stand for 2 seconds. I always thought normies were talking out their ass when claiming they cant remember shit, but that actually happens if you drink too much, so be responsible, anons!

>pass out on the street
>get driven home by some nice randomers
>can't remember any of this, got told by my parents

>>39452808
>Get invited to the party
>An old gym bro flies home from real estate job in Saudi Arabia
>Drink 200ml straight vomit-tier brendy in a buffet
>Smoke weed
>Drive to a run-down dumpling store
>Drink vodka till blackout
>Vomit all over the toilet
>Vomit all over the gym bro
>Vomit all over everything
>Get all part thrown out
>Get driven home by not-quite-blackout-bro
>Get woken up without any memories of the past night
>Want to kill myself

>>39453096
> An old gym bro flies home from real estate job in Saudi Arabia

Why do you hang around with evil people? Only greedy scumbags go to work for the rich arab nations which are basically just slave states.

>>39452950
>pass out on the street
>get fucked in the ass and robbed

This is how it happens in the real world.

>High-school graduation party
>Got high off snorting tabacco
>Go to a river bank right in the middle of the capirtal
>Drink vodka and beer
>A random jogger turns to be a yoga gooru and preaches on the meaning of life
>Drunk as fuck
>Police rolls out
>What are you getting high off buddy?
>Snorting tabacco
>Take my drunk-ass friends into woods, I don't get a ride in a patrol car
>I continue to drink alone
>They return (paid 10$ bribe)
>We get shitfaced off vodka
>I wake up in the woods and while going to pee see a body of a hobo
>He is either even drunker than us or just dead
>Return to drink vodka and never mention the hobo body to anyone

>>39453171
He is a cool guy. He even forgave me for vomitting all over him (and the bar).

>>39452808
>A big part in a small bar
>Bro plays a set in the middle of the night
>Buy a luchadore mask for the event
>Meet a gay friend
>Buy him and self vodka
>Smoke weed right in the street
>Get shitfaced, talk non-stop to anyone
>Drink too much vodka
>Wake up in the morning on the cold pavement
>There is a police cruising around bro, rejoin the party
>The bro never got to play his set, got even more shitfaced and fought with managers of a club
>Feel good

>A college graduation party in a posh restaurant in some hotel
>I drink whiskey with all my friends
>I drink beet
>Get shitfaced
>Vomit all over toilet
>Feel bad, leave all my money as a tip for the cleaners
>Walk home half-dead on the highway entire night