Why not hire prostitutes? Don't tell me you faggots actually

because I'm not a whore monger

I do not contribute to the easy life style of women

>>39452195
They're going to have easy, cushy lifestyles regardless of your influence. You might as well get a fuck or two out of it.

clean looking whores are too expensive for a 15 minute nut and the cheap ones are gross. I'd rather buy something else

Hey finally an R9K thread I can relate to:
>Be Me
>Was making good money still couldn't get laid so found a couple escorts on Backpage a few years back.
>They were fucking terrible at oral and weren't even really DTF.
>Had one of my worst orgasms ever with her horrible BJ would have been better off at home whacking it to some hot Japanese fetish porn.
Women can't even do the one thing they're supposed to be good at right. Fucking just lying there like corpses or biting me with their blowjobs like they're trying to peel a fucking carrot with their teeth. Rather have an AI gf I just text then deal with that shit again.

>>39453019
And I don't mean 2 at once this was 2 separate equally horrible encounters.

>sex with a condom

Literally what is the point? Plus i live in the middle of nowhere and the prostitutes are absolutely disgusting around here

>>39452167
I've been with a hooker, worst experience of my life.

>>39453019
>Prostitution in America

Damn, man, I pity you. America is garbage for prostitution. It's literally not even worth it.

>>39453019
>>39453035
Thank you for the clarification kek, that really does sound horrible. Did you ask for a refund?

>>39453090
>Did you ask for a refund?
Are you serious?

>>39453105
It sounds like services were not rendered. I would have asked for a refund

>>39453139
It's a prostitute, not Walmart. If you ask for a refund the best case scenario is that they tell you to fuck off.

>>39452195
This. I couldn't live with myself knowing that I made some roastie whore a hundred pound richer just for letting me use her hole for thirty minutes