>virgin
>will be 31 years old in a couple of weeks
Should I get I hooker, robots?
Shyness and the fear of the flaccid penis stop me from doing that.
>>39446075
/r9k/ is for 23-26 year olds to waste the last few years of their life indoors shitposting in a toxic environment
you should have killed yourself by now
>>39446075
>fear of the flaccid penis
I'm sure she'll take a viagra or something so this doesn't happen.
I'm 28 virgin. I'm coming for you OP. I'm catching up. What you gonna do?
Wait at least until you are 50.
Soon the gods will grant you immortality and godly powers.
you will certainly be flaccid and it will be 100% a mental issue. I reccomend telling her right off the bat that you're a virgin. use a good escort website, if you're in or around a large city there will be a lot to choose from.
look for girls who offer MSOG, GFE, BBBJ, CIM. don't skimp on the money or time. if she's good at her work then you'll be ok.
don't fucking fall in love with her though.
>>39446093
>you should have killed yourself by now
Why would I do that? I haven't played Fallout 5 yet.
>>39446178
>What you gonna do?
I don't know. Probably I'll get one. It's not because I want it so badly but I don't wanna die not experience what sex feels like. I also have a dream to have a sex with a cute black girl. But before that I should train on white ones
>>39446202
>don't fucking fall in love with her though.
Well, ok. Should I get an ugly one?