>tfw mom is selling you to the Virginia Virgin Research Facility (VVRF)
>>39438600
this seems like one of those threads that would be deleted for some reason
>>39438600
I missed the virgin part at first. I was gonna say, she can't legally fucking sell you.
>>39438618
>she can't legally fucking sell you.
I "volunteered" so it's okay
are you gonna try to have a good time, or just mope around
>>39438707
>being a Volunteer Virginia Virgin
hoooo boy
>>39438600
God i fucking hate when this happens