You aren't a robot unless you eat in the bathroom stalls

>>39435926
Those are faggot pants, anon.

I have bother eaten and masturbated in my works bathroom stall am I robot or Chad

>>39435926
man come on just sit on a fucking table it cant be that hard ive not had a friend since i was in elementary and i did it

>>39435974
Also im a phoneposter

I do this at my job because the only place to sit and eat is where everyone can see. But there's also only one bathroom so I usually just don't eat at all.

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>>39435926
Are you such a loser to the point of not eating by yourself in public? Imagine the fucking smell of the place while you eat.

>>39436055
Yes, yes I am.
and it doesn't smell bad at all, it's well cleaned and nobody's retarded enough to shit or piss on the ground.

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>>39436000
Rare digits speak the truths

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>>39435926
Living the goodlife, OP!

>>39435926
You are a fucking loser lmao eating in a bathroom

I don't know how you do it OP, public bathrooms make me more nervous than public areas. You are inside a stall not only sitting next them but dumping your ass next to them at the same time.

>>39435926
You look like a fag with those queer pants M8, also robots dont go out in public so are you implying you are underage and in school?

Keep doing what you have to OP. We're all trying to survive one way or another, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>39435926
I would love to find someone like you eating in a bathroom stall I would record it and laugh at you as you walk out

>>39435926
I'm pretty sure I would lose my appetite instantly between just being aware of my location and the sickly lighting all public bathrooms have. I did wait around in bathroom stalls during lunch though.

>>39435926
You might as well cross your legs like a girl you faggot my GF is even laughing saved this for a cringe thread

>>39435926
How the fuck can you deal with that nasty shit. You would have to deal with other fuckers dropping their stank shit there wouldn't you?
At my High School everyone was fucking animals and would literally just shit everywhere in the stalls
Just sit at some table no one goes to or sit outside just keep where you eat and where you shit separate.

>>39435926
>eating right next to someone defecating

Pig disgusting.
You literally eating SHIT because of floating shit molecules in the air from many people there. You damn loser.

>>39435926
I did this all through highschool.
Well until i dropped out.

>>39436098
Found the private school kid

>>39435926
Eww and be the kid who takes food into the bathroom? Gross. I'd just find a secluded spot outside to hide from people. Eating in the bathroom is embarrassing as fuck all.

>>39435939
and now they hafve a grease stain on the knee

>>39436509
Same. I would usually go outside and sit on a curb or something where nobody would bother me. It was nice, I usually had my discman with me, so I'd listen to music and eat my sandwich. I ate at the cafeteria on my first day of highschool and Chad spat on my PBJ.

>>39435926
OP why don't you adapt the strategy of eating all your food while walking away from the cafeteria. When timing myself, it took about 3 minutes to eat all of my food and return my plate. The best thing is that you look "busy" instead of "pathetic". The only downside to this strat is the limited amount of food available. To remedy this, I suggest going back for perhaps a sandwich or anything that doesn't require a plate. Hopefully, by than you will be somewhat full. You may appear to look somewhat autistic to bystanders for quickly scarfing down food, but at least you retain some dignity.

Wow I would have thought /r9k/ would have been a lot more supportive of their own kind. I wouldn't do this shit myself, but I understand where he's coming from. Fuck these guys, continue eating in bathroom stalls! REEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>39436000
>>39436055
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>>39436509

rounded up the normies, they ought to get >/out/

>>39436635
not a bad idea

>>39436699
How am I a normie if I went to an isolated location to eat by myself everyday for 4 years straight? Fucking tard.

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>>39435926
I used to stay alone in class

I would not go to the beak hall just to avoid getting bullied

does that count?

>>39436635

kek I used to have this policy. The only food I felt comfortable eating as I walked were these ice-creams called 'Fruju Tropical Snow', it was a gelato-like substance and I'd buy one and start eating as I walked to the library (library would only open 20 minutes into lunch to make sure kids were eating their lunch), so I'd always try to be the last to leave the classroom slowly, slowly go to my locked to put things away, walk over to the cafeteria and hopefully wait in line without being looked at.

The thing is, I ended up having major stomach-related anxiety because that meant I'd go the whole day with only the equivalent of some sugar-water.

Oh and eventually the cafeteria ladies ended up taunting me with "the usual??"

>>39436699

I know you just added my post in a rush but read my post fully next time.

>>39435926
Eating pizza in the bathroom staaall
I'm a robot and I like to lick balllls

>>39436421
yep, I sit that way all the time, it wasn't just to hold the Arizona, not at all

>>39436815
no, you ARE normie, trippy. why you got a trip on, bub?

You aren't a robot until you don't eat lunch period because you're too embarassed to get food so you hide somewhere as soon as the bell rings and no one on the planet as ever observed you actually eating to the point where people think you're some supernatural anomaly that lives on air, or a vampire (not even kidding) and rumors spread like wildfire

>>39436898
i don't eat most days. i know the bathrooms that have good internet connection off the back of my hand

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>>39436699
>clique-ish behavior just because others have some semblance of manners and cleanliness

You're just as bad as (((them))).

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>>39436353
What's wrong with these pants? Am I missing something, or is it just the way he's sitting?

>>39435926
Last time I used a public restroom I fucked my wife in jt, its like you want to be a massive beta wanker

>>39436966
i'm not as unscrupulous as to bash weak people who have it worse than me.

>>39436968
Dif anon but look it has a dry cleaned crease in it and hes such a faggot to put pizza on them? Its also to tight he might as well be a female in yoga pants. He is notna robot he is working or a major fagboi at a uni

>>39436666
nice demon quads.

they are not our kind. they are normies obviously and they came here fot the exact reason of spiting us.

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>people literally shitting beside you
>shit in the air
>shit on the walls
>rarely cleaned properly


Yeah this is exactly where i want to eat my food because chad and his friends might see me eating food

Faggots

>>39435926

Bullshit, NO public restroom is clean enough to eat in. I would rather sit at a table alone or outside then in a bathroom. That's disgusting.
You should realize that just because you can't see the bacteria, that doesn't mean youre not surrounded entirely.
Everytime the toilet is flushed it spews micro particles up into the surrounding area. You may as well be eating it off the dicks and out of the asses of your peers.

>>39437014
I don't know man, they just look brand new and unwashed I think, and they crease off to the right so they aren't even skinny jeans. They just look like basic bitch levis.

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>>39435926
pic reIated, you

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holy fuck the amount of normies in this thread....
if you didn't roam the halls aimlessly or sit in the bathroom during lunch you ARENT a fucking robot.
Sitting in the crowded cafe surrounded by normies and eating in front of everyone? You're fucking well adjusted. You're a normie.
Fuck off.

>>39437191
He even looks like a hapa manlet. Prob unintentional, but well done.

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>>39437191
oh my fucking god
you magnificent bastard

>>39437191
fuckin kek thx for making that

>>39437191
Gg op you got 2 shitpost ya own thread that bored?

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>>39435926
Where'd you get that pizza? Looks pretty good desu

pls respond

>>39437306
a small local store

>>39437327
fuck


oregano on pizza blox

God, this is the most disgusting shit someone can do during school.

Do you even realize that you could have figured out how to make friends using the same time you wasted getting through all this hastle instead of looking for a solution?

No, im not a normie but I neither show my inner robot. I also went through this.

You'll be surprised if I told you how many people also feel like you, probably spending time with faggots they dont even like being with, for the sake of "normalism".

You think you're ok being like this but you really aren't at all. Just find people like you and try to friend them. If it doesn't work it's because it never will. Just don't be pushy like those extrovert assholes and you will eventually form -illuminati group- relationships with people just like you.

>>39437373
>Do you even realize that you could have figured out how to make friends
get out, normie
just fucking leave

>>39435939

I like his faggot pants but i still think he's gross for eating in there

Yeah, I ate in the bathroom everyday in school. It became such a habit for me I even do it at home now sometimes.

>>39437381


>sit alone during lunch
>other like minded people will see this
>eventually one will have the courage to sit beside you

Congratulations, you have a new lunch buddy


oh wait , FUCKING NOMIES REEEEE amirite guys?

>>39437191
OP should be proud to be a meme. I hope there a chad parallel on the way

>>39437191

Make the Chad version

>>39437428
i think the chad feast is a good pair with this one. I unfortunately don't have it with me though.

anyone else catch someone jackin it in the public restroom? i did it a few times but i fallowed safety protocols instead of zoning out.

>>39437414

Anon i'm not the person you're responding to but i'll give you a friendly tip. You're genuinely oblivious as to how normie you are.

>>39437414
>im not a normie but im a normie

Pretty comfy unless some fucker comes in to make doody.

>>39437414
What you may be saying may have some merit. However, you have failed to understand the near infinite capacity for self hatred that people like anon possesses. I'm assuming that the anon you are conversing with knows that rationally your strategy makes sense and can be applicable, but to do that he has to willingly force change upon himself and release some self hatred. So what you are saying may be rational, but you are preaching to an irrational man that lives in an irrational society that inhabits an irrational universe

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>>39435926
Doing it right now
:(

> Your comment was unoriginal
Even sadder desu

Used to do it in breaks in primary. Lucky I gained some friends in high school. Was still mercilessly bullied though. But I supposed was a small school. There was literally a teacher dining table so not like anyone would try much beyond the odd name call. I guess bullying wasn't too severe there but it still knocked the shit out of my confidence anyway..

But mostly my school did good hot meals lime korma and spaghetti. You can't take those to the toilet

>>39439022
Like korma. Fs

That's actually a good looking school pizza

>>39435926
I ate my food at a table and then sat by myself fucking around on my phone and I didn't care

I don't understand this eating in the bathroom shit. What if you get caught bringing food into the bathroom? What even is the point?

>>39437414
>sit alone during lunch all the time
>no one ever sits next to me
Nice strategy.

>>39435926
that's gross, what the fuck you were thinking?

>>39439171
it's to avoid people seeing you eat by yourself with no other reason than the fact that you don't have any friends, which is quite embarrassing. You can't just not have friends without people noticing.

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>not eating alone on he side of the school under the cover of a doorway
>not beelining right to the librarg after to read since you had no one to talk to

I may be a loser but I'm not an unsanitary gremlin like you op.

>>39437191
>black theme

LOL

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OP is a filthy mong.

>OP goes to a pizza parlor
>doesn't eat there
>decides to eat in the fucking bathroom and taint his pizza with shit and piss particles in the air

what sort of autism is this?

>>39436869
What are hands?

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usually I didn't need to bathroom, actually, the cafeteria usually wasn't filled to capacity, so there'd be empty tables in the corner or a quiet hallway out back.

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>>39435926
>getting pizza grease on jeans
>most public toilets don't have a lid, so you're probably sitting on the toilet seat (with your jeans still on (maybe you put a seat-cover or toilet paper down, but still wtf))
>using phone with greasy hands (previous observations suggest that you don't keep particular parts of your hands/fingers clean for using your phone)

Holy fuck dude, you give real autists a bad rep.
If you're lucky enough to ever find a mate, do humanity a favor and don't spread your brainlet genes.

Never did it myself, but did experience it once by the time high school was over.
I was taking a piss, thought it was only me at the time. Noticed somebody was occupying one of the stalls, just thought they were dropping a load. Until, of course, I noticed the sound of soft, sad chewing.

I tried not to say or do anything at that point, just finished my leak and washed my hands. The good news is, we weren't shot up anytime after that. Hope he's made it out alright.

>>39436000
>I've not had a friend since I was in elementary

How is this possible