>Ctrl+F "25+" >no results How about a comfy

>>39431708
Alright lad what's up

>>39431708
>Be fit
>College
>Job
Stil no gf. There is literally no need to better yourself when you have autism.

>>39431774
Going back to school on Monday. No motivation, but I gotta finish that degree I signed up for. No social life though.

About to head off to my nightshift job at 30 years old working with kids aged 18-22. Life is fucking suffering but I need to pay the rent and can't do any better. Everyday is me fighting not to kill myself.

>>39431861
Do you look young at least? Or is it too obvious you're much older than your coworkers?

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>tfw have to go to the trucking school
>110 degree hear
>4:00 pm
JUST

>>39431708
That actual looks decently /comfy/ though. Can set up my rig in a corner and play vidya all day while not at work.
>B-But people will break in and steal your shit!
They can't if all I have is a mattress on the floor, a few clothes, and my computer chained up to a wall. My tower has a little lock that you can padlock up to prevent people from opening it up too; also, the BIOS is password protected so no one can even boot it up without knowing the password. Nignog Junion might try stealing it but he's going to have a damn hard job of doing it.

>>39431896
I look 19-20, or at least that's what my coworkers say. They know my age but are always surprised.

>>39431900
>BIOS is password protected
>take out CMOS battery
>BIOS is reset to factory settings
Wew that was hard

I'm also not too sure about chains.

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>>39431944
If your skin isn't too dry and you're not balding, you're fine.

I on the other hand am heavily balding at 26. I literally look like pic related (hairline wise)

>>39431861
I love working the nightshift. They're making me go back to days though so I give it a week before I snap.

>>39432015
I also prefer nights over days at my job, mainly because there's fewer people and you can get away with doing less by deflecting non-urgent things for the day team to do. If you're lucky I get paid just to sleep, doesn't happen often but it's nice when it does. Also when shit hits the fan at night it really hits the fan so it's quite exciting sometimes, but you wouldn't want every night shift to be like that.

>>39432126
>when shit hits the fan at night it really hits the fan
What do you do?

>>39431861

I just started a 3rd shift gig myself.

Shit sucks. I feel really isolated from everyone working days and I get really weird and emotional at night.

Everyone talks about how the economy is better but it's still nothing but call centers and 3rd shift manufacturing when I open Indeed.

>>39431953
Anon what hood nigger is going to even know what a fucking CMOS battery is.

>>39431708
This image was funny just a few years ago. Fuck me.

>>39432126
>no traffic
>2 other people in the building
>get to phonepost or watch movies all night
>no endless stream of bullshit calls I don't care about solving

I like it because it's the about the level of involvement I want in the company (IT support monkey). Bosses say it's ""not fair""" to keep switching schedules with people that don't want to do it anyway and that I'll need to have some reason to be accommodated if I want to keep doing it.
Fuck them I'll make up a job so they have to give it to me. I get fucking drained dealing with dipshit tech-illiterate employees on the phone all day.

>>39432155
Work in a hospital. I changed hospitals at the end of August to a small district general hospital but prior to that for 6 months I was in a major trauma centre for half a year and some mad shit came in on some night shifts. That sort of stuff usually ends up coming in overnight because that's when people are getting drunk/taking drugs/doing other shit they aren't meant to be doing. Had no idea people in the UK got shot so often for example.

Just got a job in a warehouse after being unemployed for a little over 2 years, think it might be pretty comfy don't have to work much with other coworkers. Really hoping it works out well and can finally move out on my own.

Who else wants to go back to the 2007 internet? When ytmnd and newgrounds were in their prime, when /b/ was less shitty than it was now, when /r9k/ was newborn (or just about to be born, don't remember the exact timeline)?

>>39432373
>Guys, guys. Do you remember the past? Me either. Let's fill in the blanks with idealised realities.
Yeah, no.

The present moment is always the shittiest moment, because it's the only one you actually have to endure.

25yo virgin here (lost my kissing virginity to some drunk friend of a friend, she literally forced herself on me).
I finally made a tinder and even managed to get 20 matches and 4 phone numbers after only talking to only 6 of those matches...half of them even messaged me first.
One girl in particular is very sexy and I like her personality and we even scheduled a date for next thursday.
The only problem is that I'm a skinnyfat twink manlet who still lives at home and has no car aka the typical robot. She in every way better than me and it scares me to hell and back.
I know that I will fuck it up but I guess I could need the experience.
Wish me luck that I don't pussy out and cancel, this may be my last chance to rehabilitate.
I'm mostly just worried about the fact that I'm very photogenic and I don't look like myself on photos.

Sorry for rambling but I'm nervous.

>>39432422
I have plenty of good memories of Internet 2.0 that actually happened. Pretty cynical of you to say they don't exist, but we're on /r9k/ so I guess that's par for the course.

>>39432527
What I mean is that all that existed before still exists today, and more. There's no reason to say the past was better.

>>39432527
I kind of get what he means though. You idealise the past because you don't have to live through it again when it was probably just as shit as now.

>>39431708
>27
>2nd year making >100k
>House
>gf
>cat
>weed
>more weed

It's pretty good.
>believe in yourself

>>39432497
Who knows, maybe you guys will vibe and she'll think you're cute. Based on your number of matches, you're likely selling yourself short. Remember, she doesn't really know you, so you can sculpt her perception of you if you're careful about it. Best of luck!

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>tfw 27 and no girl will never open my 3rd eye

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I just can't trust anyone and I want relationship but at the same time I don't. Goddamn, where is my race war.

>>39432592
>>39432497
Agree. But just be yourself Anon.

31 in a month and loneliness started to kick off. No experience in relations at all and no friends, don't know what to do at all desu.

Masturbation and alcohol are my only friends for now, but don't know how many years i will be able to cope with them.

>>39432555
Nice trips, but with time changes context. The communities of ytmnd and newgrounds are way less active today than they were yesterday, and /b/ is objectively the lowest cesspool of human garbage on the internet by now. It wasn't always that way, and you're fooling yourself if you can't admit that circumstances change over time. That said, I honestly like /r9k/ better in the present, for the most part. Not all change is bad.

>>39432585
I hear this, but I think it's significant to realize how bad things have gotten compared to the 90s and 00s. There were things we took for granted in those times that only now we realize we lost.

Pre-9/11 > Pre-emo > Pre-Snowden > Pre-SJW madness > Pre-present day fuckery

Of course all time periods have suffering, but I don't think acknowledging that fact and experiencing nostalgia are mutually exclusive.

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>years (decade) of pain lead to this

>>39432630
>>39432592
thanks for the encouraging words. I may be selling myself but that description of me is 100% accurate (though I'm still a 7/10 looks because I have a handsome babyface, I work in retail and I get compliments regularly).
I wouldn't be as nervous if she were a 6/10 but she's seriously top stuff, I'm having a raging hard on when just looking at her modest pictures....she's Chad's girlfriend material and I'm an inexperienced robot.

>>39432733
I think I know what you mean, but in a way, being so removed from normalfag society means that over the last couple of decades my life hasn't really changed despite everything else changing because none of it influences or reaches me. When I was 6 I was reading comics, playing games and watching anime, when I was 16 I was reading comics/manga, playing games, watching anime and listening to music, and now at the age of 26 I mainly read manga, listen to music and work. I could hardly give a fuck about the state everything else is in regardless of how it changes. I doubt things are going to drastically change for me as I get older because whatever I'm doing now is working out alright.

For example, I know what you mean when you say pre 9/11, but for the other 4 categories I have no idea what seperates or defines them.

>>39432784
>I'm an inexperienced robot.

And she has no idea, especially if you guys are meeting up. Or maybe she's sick of Chad and wants a nice guy by now. Who knows.

Here's my only word of advice: don't act like you're head over heels into her. Just treat her like a person -- and that includes teasing, joking around, speaking your mind (but no /pol/ shit). Right now she's freaking you out, but she's just a person with her own insecurities. Maybe she's better at concealing or redirecting them, but the only thing that changes is your perception of her. You might get some initial jitters, but maybe you'll get along well once you relax. Even if it doesn't work out, the fact that you're meeting up with someone is a good first step.

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25 yr anon reporting in.
Starting my six days off work with some beers and maybe binging Netflix or listening to Brand New all night.

Not sure what I'm doing with these days off other than a haircut and some smash brothers practice on Sunday.
Got a date on Tuesday though lads, and this is with a girl whose been red pilled by my ex on how much of an arse hole I am.
Wish me luck

I feel like I'm improving my life as of lately, I might soon even leave the NEEThood behind. I've felt a bit dumber though, but I don't know if it's just my imagination.

>>39433043

>this is with a girl whose been red pilled by my ex on how much of an arse hole I am.

You're probably safe. Warning girls about a guy they're interested in never works. They just rationalize that you're jealous or whatever.

>>39433043
>>39432733

who do people like this even visit this board?

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>>39432759
I am not a 25+ but from one Locke-poster to another, I wish you the best of days. I leave you now with this gloomy Locke picture. Hopefully it'll fills your collection just as yours filled mine.

>>39433008
the funny thing is that I actually already knew everything that you wrote but reading it like that instilled some confidence in me. Thank you anon.

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>tfw let myelf get 300lbs

>tfw boost of confidence from matching with a young hot girl on tinder, she gave me her number

this could be my ticket out of here if the meet goes well (it wont)

>>39433754
eat less or do keto (don't just cut out carbs but google the science behind of it and supplement your died). My brother lost like 80lbs and counting.
You're a fat piece of shit and I think there's nothing that's more disgusting than a person that's that fat. I literally stare in disgust when I see people like you and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
I'm telling you that because I want you to someday feel better.

>>39433806
>I think there's nothing that's more disgusting than a person that's that fat
Try body acne (back+shoulders+chest+upper arms+face)

About to move back to my hometown in the middle of nowhere and build a house. There are very few people there so that's like guaranteed I'll stay a khv for ever. It's not like I still had hope but it feels odd.

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>>39433835
pic related is also extremely disgusting but I think that "american fat" people are worse.

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>>39431708
>25 in two weeks
>neet
>khv
>no friends
>no career prospects
It's over. Why i'm even struggling.

Don't know about you guys but I' getting ready to leave this board for good. Only problem is that means getting rid of my internet/computer as well. I waste too much time on here and it leads to nothing, I'm actually happier at work working keeping my mind off everything. Nothing good comes out of here complaining, gotta live life. Still have 3 solid years left of my "20's" I at least owe it to myself to give it one more hard push before I give up for real. Another problem is I like to drink and listen to music on youtube, won't have anything to do but just drink and stare at my wall. but fuck it

>25
>finally getting my license

>>39433947
>like to drink and listen to music on youtube, won't have anything to do but just drink and stare at my wall
how about not drinking at all, Mr.Alcoholic? Your last push won't be serious enough without finding new stuff to do

>>39433967
Your license to be a virgin?

>>39433996

Because I need some type of way to deal with the stress mr straight edge autist, probably 90% of adult men in my country drink alcohol at least once a week.

>>39434019
no I gave away my vcard when I was seventeen; talking about a driving

>>39434023
>probably 90% of adult men in my country drink alcohol at least once a week.
What country?

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>>39433967

>27
>still havent attempted it

I will eventually

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>28
>no hobbies
>no friends
>moving to a new town soon

How do I make friends?

>>39434057
>>39433967

How do you go an entire decade without driving?
Do you live in a big city with mass transit?

>>39434097
yes, I also have a bike

>>39433947
I'm going to make a recommendation- follow through on your plan to cut out home internet/computer (get a dumbphone too so you don't just switch over to smartphone internet), but have a huge amount of possible activities written down so when you find yourself staring at the wall you can just pick something off that list and do it. Come up with social ideas, things to do when you're alone, recipes you'd like to try, books you want to read, places you want to hike/camp, fun classes you want to take, hobbies that seem interesting to you, activities that will have girls, adult rec sports that interest you, something that benefits other people, etc. Aim for overkill then go from there.

Like all of us, you're using the internet to fill the void that is your life. Focus not only on stopping the bad activity, but on replacing it with good activities. This is well documented in addiction treatment- in the absence of meaningful activity, self destruction is actually a logical choice. Fix that absence.

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>>39434097

No im just poor as shit

Insurance is also ridicilous here in bong land (for me it is anyway)

>>39433947
Eric...? Bro...

>>39434061
Find hobbies and try to be friendly.

>>39434097
I'm also 27 and don't have a driving license, you just need to live in a town/city in Europe instead of in the countryside and you never need a car, at least if you don't have a life.

>Be 25
>Started going on 4chan around 2010 or early 2011, back when I was 18
>Spent stupid amounts of time here, because I can't do self-control or moderation
>A large chunk of my adulthood has been spent staring at a chinese cartoon forum

>>39434271

We're addicted like a crack head. Shit I don't even use the computer for anything at all except 4chan, porn and youtube.

>>39434289
I sometimes play video games and stuff, but I always end up coming back here. I keep reading shit about games on /v/ instead of playing them.

>28 and married
>no kids
>good job
>wife has much better job
>own a lake home
inb4 reeeeeee get out normie skum
>no friends out side of work
>work buddies all have kids so they are too busy to go to happy hour

at least I have a sweet battle station for shitposting on >>>/ck/

>>39434476
Then have kids?
Dump the wife?
Fuck tranny hookers?
Not necessarily in that order.
...
The possibilities are endless

>>39434476
are you the cat and beer guy?

>>39434536
do you mean this guy >>9367053

No, I am not. I am not a thread starter

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>>39434591
>>39434536
sorry...
>>>/ck/9367053

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>tfw fatty lipomas
shit hurts brehs

>>39433890
28 here, and still have worse back acne than any pubescent boy has ever had on their face. There's never less than 6, but usually more, big disgusting boils on my back, and up to 20 normal pimples. My back is cratered like the moon with scars from it. The worse part is I can't broadcast my fitizenship because it goes from the top of my ass up to my shoulders and neck. No tanktops for me.
fat people are definatley grosser

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>27KV
>tfw starting to fill the nogf void with weed