How do I find a hooker in freedomland without getting arrested?

>>39431414
They're legal in some parts of Nevada. May want to look up where.

>>39431414
ha ha i'm so used to the
>just fix ur virginity with a whore bro
meme that i forgot that it's illegal in the land of the free

>>39431491
pretty much everything is illegal in the USA except owning any weapon

>>39431491
It's not just illegal, it's punishable by a year in jail under all circumstances and is a felony punishable by nearly half a decade if you solicit them through the internet and travel to meet them.
Also you'll land on the sex offender registry for the rest of your life. Think about that. Being a khv and simultaneously being on the sex offender registry. It's like the universe has a sick sense of humor

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>>39431414
I've heard claims of a magical land out west on the lips of drunken sailors. A land called, Nevada.

>>39431414
>its illegal to PAY a whore that PAYS taxes in freedomland
lol

>>39431461
>>39431737
>Nevada
That's really far away and my parents would recognize that I was gone for a few days