>Hi, we're giving out free condoms to everyone in the

>>39428099
I think I'd drop out if I saw this. How could people be so shameless?

>>39428099
Fucking rainbow condoms. Are you trying to get bitches to laugh at my dick even more?!

>>39428099
I remember they did this a couple times when I was in college. I always took one and just used it to masturbate in

>>39428099
"H-haha, I h-hope you have more than that!"

>Take all of them and just keep them in a sock drawer for 20 years.

tell her I need a magnum size condom for my magnum sized dong

>>39428099
>implying I stayed in student accommodation when I was in uni

What's the point, may as well have just chucked (more) money straight down the toilet.

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>>39428099
>I dunno, how much time do you have?

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>>39428122
Lots of colleges give out free condoms. Mine had a big basket by the elevators on every floor. Kids are gonna fuck, might as well be safe.

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>>39428099
>university offering free HIV tests
>tell them I don't need to be tested because I'm immune
Have fun with your AIDS, normies

>>39428182
This is why I hate college, there's no fucking escape from degeneracy.

>>39428174
I also commuted

you miss out on the college experience so much by not dorming

if you ever go to college and you aren't some turboautist always dorm

>>39428182
how virgin am I if I thought those were McDonalds ketchup packets at first

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Condom feels bad. Why would I reduce any more sensitivity in my dick? I'm already circumsized. Wearing a condom would feel like nothing.

Once they gave me one at the university, immediately i went to the library's bathroom and fapped with it

>None, thanks.
I don't care anymore.

>>39428218
>aren't some turboautist
Where do you think we are.

I honestly have never gave a shit about the uni experience desu m8. I wouldn't have gone if it were up to me but parents wanted me to so I went with the aim of getting out as fast as possible. It worked, got my degree, left and haven't kept in touch with anyone from that shithole ever since. I think I maybe met three people there who I got on with.

>>39428099
>I don't use condoms
I don't like lying, even if it makes me look pathetic. At least this way I can look alpha and accomplish my goal.

>>39428099
I'm taking it pretty easy this week, three should be good.

Unrelated to topic but college in america is it the same as University in europe?

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>>39428099
>None, those are too small for my penis. They would be too tight and cut off circulation!
>Do you have anything bigger than Magnum XL's?

>"I just bought some, but I guess I'll take a couple since they're free"

>>39428215
How is that "degeneracy"? College kids have sex and drink. Maybe online college might be more your speed.

>>39428099
I'll take one. I'm t-totally gonna sex that g-girl who is interested in me and is legitimately real.

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>>39428099
You're gonna need a bigger bucket.

>>39428384
There's some antiquated definition that sets the two apart based on undergrad and post-grad offerings, but these days they're basically the same thing.

>>39428465
I commute, I think the whole sex and drinking aspect is disgusting.

>>39428521
Okey, thnxs man, I've always wondered

>>39428099
None. I haven't used a condom with any girl since I turned 18. No STDs yet either.

I would rather fap than fuck with a condom on

>>39428099
>For this week I'll need about 10 thank you.

In all seriousness though. I don't use condoms, got my girlfriend to go on the pill and I'm quite happy she is.

>>39428099
Zero. These regular sized condoms are far too small for my monster dong.

>>39428099
zero. deathgrip has already desensitized my dick to the point I can't cum with a pussy so I don't need a condom to make it even harder to climax

None. Your condoms suck

>>39428099
None,because those are for small dicks and i have to buy bigger ones
>true story

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A few depending on if they kept well. Boyfriend is ftm and strapon is 9 inch and thick asf. Only was able to ride it twice. But no more till he buys a smaller one

>>39428654
>girlfriend
>implications of having sex

what are you doing here?

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>>39428099
"Those ones won't fit me"

>mfw I'm not lying
>mfw I wouldn't need them anyway

>>39428122
This is standard practice in the USA. In my dorm we got a welcome gift box with all sorts of goodies in it, condoms included. In addition to that, the RA would go to each room once every now and again handing out condoms. So much sex.

>>39428831
My RA would do the same. Once my gf was over and he slipped a condom under the door. Thanks Tim, where ever you are.

I would 100% unironically with no exaggeration want to die if this happened to me. I wouldn't want to leave my room for at least 24 hours. Why do people have to shove it in my face how different I am from them. How different I was made by them deliberately not including me. Why don't they ensure my happiness like they're supposed to?

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>>39428831

Normalfags are disgusting. I hope a super-STD wipes them all out.

>>39428881
Dude, it's not like they're doing it to intentionally humiliate you. If anything, you're the only one making yourself miserable.

>>39428950
It probably would if not for all the free condoms.

>>39428831
I go to college in Canada, and we did the same thing. The goody bags came with contraceptives, lipstick, sexual rubbing gel (whatever that was), and nail polish. Even the men got those.

>>39428991
Wow you got fancy shit. We got condoms, lube, and dental dams which are super gross.

>>39428980

>Condoms mattering when Normalfags eat ass and use birth control a majority of the time

Praying every night for a normalfag genocide

>>39428991
>>39429028
Why do the give you anything at all. You are student, go to a lecture and stop fucking each other.

>>39429075
Sex in college is inevitable. Kids are living independent from their parents for the first time in their lives, and everyone around them is in their sexual prime. Plus, abstinence education never works. It's either give them out as a safety precaution or deal with unwanted pregnancies and STDs, which affect academic performance a ton more.

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>>39428099
posh wank mate

>take condoms
>give yourself a deluxe handjob
>feelsgoodman.7z

>>39429075
HoIy shit this butthurt

My college never gave out free condoms but then again it's 80% male

>>39428777
Having fun looking at how deluded most of you are from reality.

>>39428975
Yes they fucking are. People shouldn't talk about good times or having friends in public because they never know who's listening and what their words are doing to them. Laughing when I'm not there is laughing at my absence. Laughing when I get there is laughing at my return. Don't do anything without my approval. People in this thread say sex in college is an inevitability but I don't see any reason to give special benefits to specific people unless you ensure it will be an inevitability for everyone. And that's the biggest problem with anyone I've ever met. No one ever had any offers for me that were fine to give to others. No one cared about giving me the life that I deserve.

>>39429358
I honestly can't tell what's bait on this board.

This has never happened to me, but I would probably take 2 or 3 and say that should be enough for the week haha.
(more like for a lifetime)

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>>39428099
Mumble "fuck off" and close the door.

>>39428562
because you dont have any?

>>39428654
>pill
that's gonna fuck her shit up
hormones are going to drive her batshit and it will not be a fun time

>>39428099
>>Hi, we're giving out free condoms to everyone in the dorm to promote safe sex. How many do you need?

>Just one ;^)

*Berries my rapped meat deap in her seat*

>>39429487
She's already been in the pill for a year now. I didn't notice anything different about her.

>>39428099
>all of them
t. chad

No thanks, I don't need condoms to fuck my daki.

>>39428099
I ignore this shameless bitch

>>39428122
>>39428215

Stop being moralfag pussies

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>tfw this happened when I started University
>on the first day everyone got a little box of stuff like paper, condoms etc
>tfw I was the first one to arrive on my dorm so all the other rooms were unlocked and the doors were open
>as a joke thought I could introduce myself as a ladies man
>went and took the condoms from every other little box (there were 14 other rooms)
>put them all in my room
>idea was that I would walk into the kitchen when everyone was chatting and ask if anyone needed condoms then hand them out
>hid in my room and waited for everyone else to arrive
>first person arrives
>lady who takes everyone to their dorms mentions that the box isn't complete
>says she will go and get the stuff for the box (which I guess meant the condoms)
>tfw realised at that point that if I went out and did my condom man joke people would know I stole a bunch of condoms
>ended up keeping those condoms (42 in total) under my pillow for the entire year
>didn't make any friends
>on the last day of the year stole panties from a girls room and masturbated 42 times in 24 hours into the condoms using her panties
i hope my theft caused them to get STD

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>>39429358
So much this desu

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>>39428122
Women are whores and modern society promotes it, get used to it

>>39428182
Isn't it cheaper to just have gender segregated schools and dorms?

>>39428182
No you should let the fucking normalfags get pregnant and std ridden so they drop out or kill themselves early like they deserve

>>39429797
>fapped 42 time in one day
How did you do that? The most I've ever been able to do is 10 then my dick starts hurting.

Man, some of you have really unhealthy attitudes toward sex. Why is that?

D-do you m-maybe want to use them with m-me?

>>39428099

If this has ever happened to you then you are not a robot.
A true robot wouldn't even be offered the condom or if offered it would be extremely awkward and uncomfortable for the worker.

>>39430787
>hand out condoms for like 100 dollars a year MAX

>build an entirely fucking new building which wont even stop them from having sex so whats the fucking point
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah no definitely cheaper

None for me thanks, I'm going to visit my woman so I already bought a pack of 30.

I always take the free condoms and use them to masturbate

>>39428189
>I'm a virgin who can't get laid
FIFY

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The average people dont use Condoms, Condoms only are useful for anal sex,

>>39431446
>using condoms for anal
Getting poo on your dick is part of the fun!

>Give me 3 extra small ones, please.

>>39428182
>He didn't steal all of them every day until they removed the basket and put up a sign telling people to get them from the nurse
Fucking pleb.

>>39431553
>extra small
Do they make babydick size condoms? I couldn't find any last time I looked.

"Why don't you come in and we find out?"

>Gets kicked out of dorm and expelled from school

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>take all of them
>sell them to chad thundercock for easy money

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>>39431608
dicklets find a way, after all, they are probably some of the smartest people on the planet.

>>39431657
thats a nipple

>>39431657
That's pathetic.
And it ain't original.

>>39428099
When this happened to me, I just took one without even thinking about the implication of that action. At the end of the school year, I threw it into my trash can because I obviously would have never used it anyways, and by sheer coincidence, my RA did a room inspection that day. When she checked my kitchen, she must have seen the condom in the trash can, because she specifically said to me that plenty of girls will go after me in my sophomore year.

Sarah, you lied to me. Nobody ever went after me, and to this day there is no indication that I will ever be wanted by another human being. I will die alone, and that fucking condom acted as a physical reminder of that

>>39429797
If only all robots did this, we'd cause a fucking std pandemic amongst normies.

>>39431916
Did it ever occur to you to ask someone out instead of waiting for them to make the first move?

>>39429358
This is why no one has sympathy for robots

Who /fapwithcondoms/ here?

>>39432062
I. Happily I rarely get any condoms offered.

>>39428562
I agree, society needs to go back to one man one woman.

>oh n-no
>close door
luckily this never happened at my school.

My dorm had an envelope of free-to-take contraceptives in the hallway. It got taken down a few weeks in after some guy started poking holes in each one.

>>39432062
I do. My faps last longer and it makes cleanup easier.

That depends. How's your stamina?

>>39430842
No, breeder normies should be stopped. All the scum of society came from careless parents and said scum like to spread by breeding more.

None, thanks. I'm not hungry.

>depends, how long you gonna stay?

>>39428099
*Takes a handful*
Wow that's really respectable and cool of you guys
*Takes a handful with the other hand*
And these are just free?
*Starts to shove a couple handful in his pockets*
Yeah it is true what they say gotta stay safe right heh

>>39428459
Only normal response.

"Sure I'll take a couple. What club sponsors this, by the way?"

>>39428099
>Asks the normie next to you and doesn't ask you because she knows you're a virgin.

How would she react if you said "I don't need any"?

Depends, what are you doing tonight?

>>39432011
>>39429808
see >>39429620

Here is the content you asked for, Mr. Roubbotto.

>>39429424
There's more Lain content I don't know about?
Where is this from?

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>>39428099
>I'm asexual, miss
>I shan't need any
>good 'morrow

>Tfw your uni is still conservative enough that you can blend in with the moral fags who aren't constantly fucking

>>39428879
yo wtf is up with normies? this isnt your board.

>>39433564
It ain't your board either old sport.

>>39428465
>How is that "degeneracy"? College kids are degenerates.
What were you actually thinking when you wrote this post?

>>39429598
We'll see who's a pussy when I'm crushing your fucking skull you piece of shit.

>>39433629
>Drinking and fornication! Oh my stars and garters!

>*faints*

Sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities with our commonly held social norms.

>>39428099
just two please

>>39431096
A life time of alienation and isolation

>>39433743
>I am silly!
Unironically give a blowjob to a shotgun.

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>>39429446
I would be having sex if I didn't think it was degenerate.

>>39433786
Ok, that's a fair answer.

>>39428099
Do you have any XLs?

>>39428099
>grab small handful of condoms
>say 'thank you' and walk away

Being a normal, reasonable person isn't hard areninekay.

>>39428099
> You don't have my size

>>39429797
>Fapped 42 times
I'm proud of you, anon. My record is around 20.

>>39430842
>letting an STD spread

fuck you

>>39428099
>take all of them to keep everyone else from having sex
>put back in container after pocking needles through them
Work in stock and this is one of my favorite hobbies. :^)

>>39434253
poking* needles
Don't know why I keep misspelling that.

>>39431417
>on /r9k/ and making fun of virgins
do you have nothing better to do? how pathetic has your life become?

>>39428099
>take handful
this'll do for now
>toss into drawer

OR
>>39428178
you lot act as this is hard, if you don't look like the grinch after a bender and are fit, it's literally that easy

>>39428127
If your dick is dressed like a clown, it won't bother you so much when they laugh at it.

>>39428099
online persona- "how many do i need? all of them 'wink'

real life- "why are people having sex before marriage, fucking degenerates"

(im not religious, i just think casual sex is why we have so many STD's nowadays)

>>39428122
> Being this childish
What are you,a virgin?

>>39428215
You go on r9k. You do NOT have the moral high ground to call things degenerate.

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>>39429797
Even though the 42 time fap is total bullshit, I still lol'd hard

Jesus Christ you absolute fucking madman

>>39428099
These threads really separate the true Robots from the normies, don't they?

>>39428099
Take one or more in order to avoid a shitty small talk, besides, it's free shit so why not.

>>39435414
This guy gets it. Take two, say thanks and go about your day. No need to make a big thing over it.

>>39428099
I would say no thanks because regular condoms are too small for my cock, which they are tbqh

Is it a bad sign that I'm in my third year of US college and I've never seen or been offered one of these things.

Related- has anyone here ever opened a condom? What is it like?

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>Welcome to State Tech, Anon. If you could tell me what gender you identify as, as well as your preferred pronouns so I can distribute them in an email to the floor, that would be great.

>>39435648
Like latex rubber covered in slippery spermicide.

>>39435648
Well, lubricated ones are fucking slippery. The room smells like latex

I'll take a couple , you gonna go out tonight?

>>39435675
Zip, Zop, Zoobidybop

This free condom shit ruined my uni experience from the get go

>in my dorm first day and people are rocking up
>I'm 23, bit older than the usual 17-20 year olds but not by much
>girl comes along saying her student organisation is handing out condoms to promote safe sex, talks about consent programs, etc
>just felt really awkward being offered condoms by some 18 year old and knew I wouldn't get laid
>said "Honestly I should be fine."
>starts laughing along "No you won't, take some. Everyone needs to take some."
>just smiled, nodded and closed the door on her face without saying anything else
>she lived on my dorm floor and I was labelled the rude cunt forever because of it

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>Get to uni
>Sexy, beautiful women in their physical prime
>All of them gravitate to the same 6'+ White athletes
>Surrounded by all this sex, 24/7, completely unable to participate
>Rejected 20+ times
>Tfw you missed out

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>>39433832
>I-it's not that I can't get girls, I just don't want to lower my standards!

>>39428221
it literally says "condom" on the label, i'd assume you were illiterate rather than virgin

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>No thanks, it's time for soup.

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>>39429358
holy shit guy I really hope this is just b8

otherwise you really need a reality check on what you're entitles to in this world.

The answer is nothing

>>39428099
>Why, you wanna bang?

>>39431446
or gay sex (anal sex)

>>39428099
I'd take them all and make water balloons out of them to throw at degenerate normies. Maybe fill a select few with piss, just to shake things up.

>>39436999
Maybe you shouldn't have been a rude cunt if you didn't want people to call you a rude cunt?

>>39428122
>I will throw away my education sex is a thing that people do

>>39428099
Sorry I use magnum XLs. Those puny condoms could not handle my girth magnum cock

>>39428099
you don't have any small enough

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>>39437500

Just want to let you know that you will not be spared on The Day of the Rodge

>>39431981
>>39429797
>robots
>having std

>>39428122
Normies have sex. Surprising, isn't it?
They do that in Russian unis all the time to fight AIDS. Kinda sucks to be next to niggers in the ratings.

>>39437606
Oh yeah? What if he's behind a locked door? Rampage over, I guess.

>>39429358
top class bait sir
still
you are a faggot
sums it up

>>39433189
4 hours late but probably the PS1 'game'

>tfw this is a conspiracy in order to get the betas to remove themselves from the gene pool
>Chads go raw starting young and abortions starting young
>tfw thought condoms were some sort of candy the first time I saw em'

Whatever college is a playground for rich kids anyway nothing changes

>>39428099
NEED BOUT TREE FIDDY

>>39437052
>>39437052
>tfw spent time with nerds playing video games and watching cartoons
>college isn't about learning and the real magic happens outside the classroom
>athletic scholarships and a government funded orgy

Well the multiverse can hold cool stuff

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That's pretty shameless, what kind of college does this kinda stuff? The normal response would be to politely decline.

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I would say:
>I'll just grab a handful, thanks.

id say
>none unless youre offering

>>39438534
Tons of colleges do, unless they're religious or something. There's nothing shameful or dirty about it. People have sex. Especially kids away from home for the first time in their lives. Might as well be safe.

>>39428099
>just one *wink*

just kidding I would just fumble over my words and say 'I'm good thanks.'

>>39428099
I haven't worn a condom in 10 years.
Still no disease.

>>39428122
Fuck 0ff kate

>>39438697
Be as it may, I still find it disgusting.

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>>39428099

>"Believe me, I'm not gonna need them."
>"Oh...well, why don't you take one anyways."
>Bitch knows I ain't gonna get fucked.
>Entertain her little community outreach anyhow.
>"Alright, thanks."
>"Would you like to sign up for our..."
>"No thank you."
>Close door.
>Brew Donut Shop blend coffee pod.
>Put condom over coffee maker.
>Fill condom with hot coffee.
>Firm up makeshift water balloon with hot water.
>Climb to highest floor of dormitory (The dorm I'm in is open-air, like an apartment complex. There's a open balcony on each floor)
>She's no doubt still going around peddling cheap rubbers.
>Check to see if anybody's watching.
>Wait for her to walk beneath balconies.
>Bombs away.

Hypothetical of course, particularly if the Roastie's an asshole about it.

>tfw Chad starts ripping open the condoms on the lower bunk
>tfw Stacey puts on spotify taylor swift with the ads
>tfw Kevin opens the door mid coitus to ask Chad if he wants to go work out tomorrow
>tfw Stacey starts smoking weed after sex
>tfw you just want to be anywhere else but your trapped because you can't go down from the top bunk
>tfw your phone rings and its mom calling
>"Anon, are you awake? Fuck, I'm sorry"
>"Yas babe, I wanna cum so bad"
>"Stacey don't be gross, fuck, Anon, Bro, thought you were out."
>"H-hello, this is anon"
>"Anon, Hi sweetie, it's mom."

>>39428515
Hey [B]eter! Leg machine broken!

>>39439371
Why did you answer the phone? Just wait for a couple of rings and press the red button. It will just tell the caller that you are on an another call

>>39439371
Please don't be a true story. Please, no.

>>39428831
This post just made me want to kill myself.

>>39428122
This is completely normal and I go to a fucking community college.
I just took one and jacked off into it desu.

>>39439564
>People trying to get other people to have safe sex
>"I want to kill myself because of this"
Get out of the Jesus box for once anon

>>39433628
>old sport
Quentin pls go back to /v/ or /lit/

>>39439772
No it was more the "So much sex." part.

>>39439802
My name is quentin but I'm not that guy. With such an uncommon (and unattractive) name I'm surprised anybody here even has it.

wait, i thought r9k was kind of like... a joke? people are honestly this lonely? damn..

Is there any hope of finding a girl waiting for marriage in college? At least a virgin willing to wait a few years?

>>39439908
I mean, yeah. I'm in uni and I'm petrified of being accused of sexual harassment for making even the slightest advance. Rejection doesn't scare me so much.

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>>39439936
We don't take kindly to textless posts in these parts boy.

>>39439833
Yea I agree that's pretty weird but wanting to kill yourself over it is definitely a sign of Jesus box overexposure

>>39428099
"No I'm good thanks."

I'm leaving for uni in 2 weeks and am already prepared for how shitty it's gonna be

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Reminds me of freshman year

>It's 'condom week' or some dumb bs at my university in late October
>Our RA was dressed up as a witch and giving out condoms to everyone on the floor one night
>I got in around 11 at night after a walk, same as usual, and was trying to unlock my door
>RA was walking up the hallway with a giant bowl, and stopped for some reason 15 feet away when she saw me
>Just as I unlocked the door, I glanced up at her because she was just standing there staring at me for a minute
>She basically runs off and spills a few condoms on the ground while she does it
>Go into my room wonder wtf just happened

She acted normally after that, but it was unnerving to say the least

>>39439936
Maybe if you to bible college or something.

>>39440161
I am honestly intrigued by this.
Are you unattractive? Is she attractive?

Perhaps she was hoping to get somebody while they were in their rooms, and wasn't expecting to see anybody out and about at that time. She probably had this whole thing planned, and seeing her beforehand woulda just made it awkward.

"Got any in extra extra small? No use wearing them if they don't fit."

>>39433743
The Potential Consequences of Casual Sex

1.STDs
2.Unplanned Pregnancy
3.False Rape Allegations
4.Being Raped
4.Feelings of Low Self Worth
5.Being Used
6.Mental illness precipitated by feelings of low self worth and/or being used
7.Getting a bad reputation

This list is not exhaustive.

All these are potential consequences with or without protection. No method of protection is 100% reliable.

>freshman seminar gives out free condoms
>just walk out without taking any

and i was right, so whatever

>>39439403
Plebbit meme that you didn't even get right.
Hey [B]eter. Leg machine [B]roke

just take a few and act like nothings wrong no need to embarrass yourself and draw attention to your virginity

>>39440291
I don't look terrible, and she, while pretty nice, wasn't a stunner or anything like that. She was talking to someone at the end of the hall in their room, so I doubt there were any surprises in store for anyone either.

The only thing I can think of is that I walked quietly enough to my door that she didn't notice me coming, and got freaked out when she saw me standing there. However, the hallway was completely straight and quite long, so she should have seen me coming from a mile away

>>39439908
Why is this surprising? I guarantee you know or come across people like this in real life all the time, just don't think about it.

>>39440435
Thanks Dr. Bummer!

>>39440552
Probably so. I don't imagine she took one look at you and said "Nah, he ain't gettin' no sex," particularly considering she's an RA (As their jobs tend not to warrant being exclusive people)

>>39429598
they're cucks
>>39433650
you won't do shit nerd. You're probably fat too lmao

>>39439908
To be fair, some of us are just schizoids. I haven't talked to a girl for a social reason in like ten years, let alone touched one or anything like that. I talk with guys because they are useful and worth interacting with, but I have no sexual attractions to them. I just masturbate to girls, I have found my lifestyle to be quite satisfactory.

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>>39428099
None. The purpose of sex is to create babies. Pleasure is secondary. I don't use condoms. When I have sex, it's to get a woman pregnant with my child.

>>39428099

>reach in and grab a handful
>shove them all in my pocket
>"thanks..."

>>39440704

I will stomp your head until you're sipping applesauce through a straw for the rest of your pathetic life. You pussy bitch.

>>39440435
The potential consequences of virginity:
1.Feelings of Low Self Worth
2.Being Used
3.Mental illness precipitated by feelings of low self worth and/or being used
4.Getting a bad reputation
5.Inability to relate to people of the other sex normally, feeling intimidated by it
6.Stress, tension and anxiety
7.Excessive use of porn

whatever your selling we're not buying

>>39431608
I bought some Japanese condoms the first time I went there (of course I never got to use them) and they were fucking tiny.

>>39428099
>implying she'd even ask if i'd need any

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Just say "no thank you." It doesn't elaborate on any reason why, it's short, and shows you're slightly polite.

No thanks, bitch. My gf is on the pill :^)

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>tfw my chad friend gave me a pack with 150 condoms more than a year ago and only used like a dozen to jerk off

>>39428215
>>39428215
>>39428215
This guy's right. Funny thing is that they have this slogan "Students DESERVE safety", like you can't buy condoms anywhere, or they wouldn't be able to do that otherwise, and that's just the only way to prevent AIDS.

Why don't they give out kevlar vests, that's would be probably more useful. You deserve safety after all.

>>39428991
>sexual rubbing gel

You mean lube?

>>39442104
Yeah, basically. It was two bottles, one pink and one purple, with the labels "for him" and "for her." Tried jacking off with it, and it didn't feel interesting at all.

>Normies are having sex but their dicks are wrapped in plastic

Lmao. I'll leave you to it. Have fun, if you can.

>>39431657
goddamn I feel good about my dick right now.

>>39428174
Some American colleges force you to stay there your first year.

>moved my stuff into my dorm room today
>roommate is gay
>one of the first things he says is that he's always down to fuck if I want to go college gay
I might actually use those free condoms. I'm not really into guys but a hole's a hole.

>>39434718
>muh tu quoque
How's it feel being a worthless brainlet

>>39431417
That joke went so far over your head it knocked a Dragon Capsule off course

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>>39442578
Report that faggot for sexual assault/harassment
If that were me I'd be fucking gone

>>39442598
I didn't even want to stay there but it's an hour drive each way. I might get called a homophobe if I report him. This is Canada so it's pretty possible I would be the villain.

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Every now and then I go to the schools health office get a granola bar and a handful of condoms.

They're free, might as well take them and fap in them. They've also given free sunglasses, water bottle and a 32gb flash drive. Schools have a ton of free shit and you should take advantage of it, condoms are also expensive as hell it's almost $4 for a box of 3.

>>39428099
''i like to live dangerous''
>slam door

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>>39428099
>pinch all of them with needle

who else /devilish/ here?

>staying in dorms
I don't think I could handle that. I'd rather deal with the commute than have to live with other people I don't know. Plus the dorms don't even have ovens at my college. I can't live off microwave food and takeout. And I only go in bareback anyway so condoms are useless to me.

>>39428182
The least they could do is not be so fucking overt about it. Leave a basket if you REALLY have to but don't shove this degeneracy in everyone's faces
Better yet, just hand out pamphlets directing kids to a nearby drugstore. You can spare a few bucks if you REALLY need to fuck that bad. The thought of my tuition dollars subsidizing normie sex fucking disgusts me

>>39440851
>5.Inability to relate to people of the other sex normally, feeling intimidated by it

I'm fucking terrified of talking to women because I feel like they're a complete different species. Talking to guys is easy, men are simple creatures and usually funny. I don't think I've ever talked to a funny woman.

>>39428991
>>39429028
The fuck? Are you guys serious? I never got anything at all. Is it standard practice to get welcome baskets?

>>39442726
I did pay the fee to attend the optional FROSH week (first year ceremony kinda thing), so it might have been given out then. Not sure if non-participants got it.

>>39439908
I'm 26 yo anon, and I've never even kissed a girl. We do exist

>>39438583
chuckld
origami

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>>39428099
None, pre-marital sex is sinful, sex with contraception is sinful. Thanks, but no thanks.

Also, if you can't afford condoms, you should off yourself.

>>39428182
>Young adult
>15


wat

>>39428099
>walk past the bowl, grab a handful, look the girl in the eye and make a double clicking noise with my teeth as I walk away

How Chad would this be?

>tfw I use condoms on my dildos

I'll take the lot.

This happened to me once except it was 2 fat guys giving them out. When I said no, one of the fat guys laughed at me

>>39428099
>>39428122
I would've been enraged by this shit 20, maybe even 10 years ago, but now... how does this even matter to you people?

For years now I've understood that the difference between normies and people like ourselves is like problems with the rich and the poor. That is what they are, after all, filthy rich in matters of sex, love, and companionship. And yet, like rich people, entirely unwilling to share even a dime - something that would mean nothing to them - with us poor folks, to whom it would mean everything.

So no, it doesn't bother me anymore. But then I've also stopped hiding the fact that I just don't fucking care about their rich people problems in general. When female friends start moaning about their relationship problems? I just tell them flat out that I honestly don't know jack shit about it, and don't really care, and basically cut them out then and there. It has had the fortunate side effect of making sure that I no longer have female friends. Most of my male friends have drifted away too. This is great, as now I finally live in a bubble of people who can either understand my predicament and no longer waste my fucking time with these stupid rich people problems they know full well I know they should be happy for instead of fucking moaning and whining about it to me. And unsurprisingly, I have a whole lot more time for myself than I ever did before. Which, unlike before, now I fucking love.

As long as you keep believing that you should have a right to the same fortunes of human contact, emotional support, love, sex and happiness as they do, you will continue to be unhappy and hateful. Just understand, that you are poor, and most of the other people are not. There is something so different about you, that even though our society has no name for it, you will *never* have their lives. Just accept it. And move on. I promise you'll be a lot better off for it.

I unironically have HIV and never use condoms, but I'm an "elite controller" (which means my body can actually fight off the infection like chicken pox and never have any symptoms again even though the virus is in my body) so I'll never get AIDS

>>39428218
I was in residence in my first year, still made no friends at all

If you didnt make friends commuting, you probably wouldnt have made friends in the dorms anyway

>>39428099
A while back I'd be repulsed by this but I no longer care about muh moralfaggotry

>>39428099
None, I've had a vasectomy.

>>39443827
It's hard to do though. I feel like I can't accept it because it just keeps turning over and over in the back of my mind, like a small cut that's festering. I can ignore it for a while but eventually I've got to check it out. But all I seem able to do is look at it and think "why me?" I can't just get rid of it. I seem to be in a trap where I can neither accept nor reject my situation, and my only option is to sit and look at it as a passive observer.

>>39428122
The mother of this girl I used to date had a bowl of condoms in her kitchen for anyone to take. Needless to say that relationship ended badly. Was fun while it lasted though.

>>39444010
I know. But even with the right attitude (and you do need the right attitude), only time - possibly a decade or two of it - will heal that wound. It's hard as fuck is what it is. As someone who spent my first 30 years living with gut wrenching sorrow in my heart, with hundreds of nights spent crying myself to sleep over the sheer despair and hopelessness of my situation... believe me, I know how fucking insanely hard it is.

But it can be done. I honestly don't know, maybe my current state came from something as great as age and wisdom, or maybe it's just the decades of pain numbing me to the point where I just physically can't feel the pain anymore. Either way, the pain that was a way of life for my entire life until I was 30 years old or so, has since vanished for good. Maybe the whole wizardry bullshit has a basis in reality like some other stories do, likely not. I don't know.

But I do recommend you just hang on. Because life right now is pretty goddamn sweet. No more roller coaster of emotions, self hatred and that constant mother fucking pain at all. Just a sweet, balanced existence where I'm free to work and then spend all my time at my computer, feeling content and as close to happiness as I've ever been.

My only regret is all the time I wasted on that pain, on trying to make it better, trying to beg for scraps of women I feel no ounce of respect for and who never really deserved a second of my time. If I could live my life all over again, with what I know and feel now, I'd pick this existence in a heart beat. Just skip all the dating shit everyone else was doing and go straight to studying, and having fun by myself.

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I wish this happened to me.
Condoms are expensive and slippery, eh.

>>39444217
Thanks man. I hope I can get better too.

>>39443827
>And yet, like rich people, entirely unwilling to share even a dime - something that would mean nothing to them - with us poor folks, to whom it would mean everything.

I was following the metaphor until this point. What exactly would you suggest the "rich people" do? Do you think I should be going down to the comic book store every weekend and picking a random virgin to loan my girlfriend to?

>>39428135
> Not filling them with cum over the years and throwing them at random windows every night

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fuck this reminds me
>be in highschool
>be about 16 at the time
>some safe sex campaign came to the school to promote
>they have a table setup in one of the hallways
>has a giant piece of paper on it
>they stop students walking past and ask them to write down a couple of words describing their last sexual experience
>in return you get a free condom
>try to avoid that shit all day
>eventually have to walk past it at lunch time
>figure it's ok cos it's lunch and will be busy
>its not ok
>stop me as I walk past
>a lot of students around looking
>they ask me write on the piece of paper
>frozen like a deer in the headlights
>don't say anything
>power walk off
>hear everyone laughing

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>>39442578
run nigga! You don't need this shit bro

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>>39438221
Most likely not as the ps1 game had a different art style,

>>39428099
Just keep walking and pretend I didn't notice, I do that for literally every street-advertisement like giving out flyers of giving out samples, this isn't any different.

>>39444880
One thing that I will always hate is being looked down just because you're virgin, fuck man I'm not sick or an alien.

>>39444955
This desu

>>39443522
Adolescents AND young adults
lern 2 reed

>>39444585
No, that's not something that's in your power to give. I know you won't agree with my view, but how could you, your life is obviously so entirely different from mine. But I'll try to explain regardless.

What I mean is that something like hugging, kissing or snuggling, even something like sex is something so obvious and so commonplace for a typical woman - with so many different partners no less -, that to her it should mean nothing to share some of that intimacy with us poor folks. A hug or a kiss, or any small sign of intimacy that to her would be at worst be a minor nuisance, could literally be a lifesaver for so many lonely guys whose mental health is as shattered as ours.

Why is it that something that we would give freely, is so repulsive to those who have more than they could ever need?

To really drive my point home, let's take something like rape. Not violent, brutal, physically damaging rape. Just the act of non consensual sex. I used to think it was horrible, and now I feel nothing could be further from the truth. What kind of a person would consider benign rape an evil worse than death?

For us, the idea of a woman wanting us so badly she just took us then and there against our will would be the height of bliss and joy. We have never even imagined that someone could want us like that, I would cherish that memory the rest of my life. And yet, to them it's the most despicable thing that could happen. Why? The only real reason I can think of is because they are so fucking used to being so filthy rich with attention and intimacy, that they can pick the top 0.1% of the cherries on the top, that simply denying that right for but a moment even when they've already slept with 100 different men is their ultimate evil. Literally like pondering suicide when your 100 000 dress got spilled by a drop of million dollar bourbon. Rich people problems.

>>39428215
You only think that it's 'degeneracy' because you're not being invited to participate.

>>39428099
>take full bowl
>hopefully normie faggots ruin life by getting pregnant

It doesn't matter if I can't use them, just as long as they can't use them.

>>39428099
>How many do you need?
>I don't know. How much time do you have?

>>39444585
>>39445519
(...cont) And that, that thing about rape right there is why understand two things:

1) I would have to be beyond fucked up to think like that. I would have to be mentally damaged to the level of a diseased, degenerate sociopath to think like this. I understand that, 100%.

2) The fact that I think as I do, despite understanding how fucked up it must be, stands as testament to exactly how horrendously damaging it is to be ostracized into a life without love or intimacy. That really the only other way to produce someone so fucked up as I am, is long, hard, fucked up psychological torture. Exactly similar to serious child abuse, many many years of hard bullying with no support or respite, and the consequences of both.

So I understand I'm fucked up. And I understand that I cannot be anything else. And I understand that I am this way, because there was not one single woman who would help. So, ultimately, I understand that while no individual can be blamed for the actions of a group so massive, things would not be the way they are without them.

Women did not cause my life, they didn't directly force this pain upon me. They just chose to turn a blind eye as I slowly died in front of them. There are laws everywhere that make it illegal to ignore a person whose life is in danger. It's illegal to for example witness a car crash, and then just ignore it when you see there's no help there. My situation is similar, except there are no laws to protect people like us robots. Morally however, it's the same difference. The people with the power to help, the women, simply refuse to do anything at all. How can anyone then claim they are good people?

They've done some campaigns at my university. They didn't really force anyone to pick condoms, nor did they stop people to discuss safe sex or whatever. Lucky me, I guess.

>>39445519
>benign rape

What the fucking hell do you consider 'benign rape'?

Jesus this thread is full of butthurt sticks in the mud.

Stop being such losers.

>>39445519
If you want to have sex there are prostitute and escort, I don't see the problem.

>>39442652
Pretty sure that's government money, but this doesn't happen in my country so I couldn't know

>>39429358
I knew Elliot Rodger wasn't dead

>>39445658
>They just chose to turn a blind eye as I slowly died in front of them. There are laws everywhere that make it illegal to ignore a person whose life is in danger. It's illegal to for example witness a car crash, and then just ignore it when you see there's no help there. My situation is similar, except there are no laws to protect people like us robots. Morally however, it's the same difference. The people with the power to help, the women, simply refuse to do anything at all. How can anyone then claim they are good people?

Putting aside that this is literally the stupidest thing I've read in weeks, let me ask some follow-up questions...

1) How are the women supposed to know who's "dying of virginity right in front of their eyes?" I'm a 5'7" 4/10 with bad posture, but I'm going to be nut-deep in pussy in about 8 hours. You can't tell just by looking. Maybe you could start up a non-profit called 'sympathy humps for robots'; go door to door to sorority houses looking for donations.

2) If you had a friend who was gay and he was desperately lonely and plummeting into despair, would you let him fuck you in the ass? It could mean the difference between life and death for him.

3) Ok, this one is actually 100% serious. Do you really think that getting a sympathy handjob from a woman you never saw again would improve your life that much?

>>39429358
I guess being happy is now a micro-aggression against robots.

>>39442652
>The thought of my tuition dollars subsidizing normie sex fucking disgusts me

That's how working people feel about 'social anxiety' welfare niggers.

>>39445730
>Stop being such losers.
How?

>>39446016
>How are the women supposed to know who's "dying of virginity right in front of their eyes?"
Oh they know and they laugh at us. You are just a fucking chad

>>39446016
1) You're right, that's a problem. People aren't mind readers. But you know as well as I do that over the course of years these things have a habit of getting out there. In school, in work, people talk, they know. They just don't do anything about it. So while it's unrealistic to assume every woman should have mind reading abilities where they can tell this shit from a random person on the street the instant they see them, much like it's unrealistic to not expect that some of the women we meet could have some bad shit going on in their own lives right now that they don't have the energy to deal with anything else... we still know that throughout a person's entire life there are plenty of people who know, who have the opportunity to do something about it, but just choose not to.

2) Why does this always come up? I'm not gay. If I was, I imagine I'd be thinking differently. In an equal world you can't possibly argue that having sex with a random average looking guy friend to a woman is the same as a straight guy being raped in the ass by some gay. Obviously the sexuality needs to match or there's no point as it's the same as having sex with a goddamn dog.

3) I think it varies from person to person whether it's a handjob, holding hands, or just snuggling together. But this isn't really opinion, it's not something subject to debate at all. Read a newspaper, or a book, look at the countless psychological and sociological studies around the globe. There's a fucking shit ton of evidence proving that sex, intimacy, the feel of another human's skin, touch, looking into another's eyes, being validated by another person... these are the cornerstones behind happiness, contentment, mental wellbeing. The correlation between those is massive.

>>39445758
Yes well in most civilized countries like mine, it's not only illegal, but severely frowned upon. And that doesn't change the need for real human contact. For prostitutes it's only about money

>>39446352
Stop caring about what other do in their free time for starters. Try doing some acid to boost your confidence a bit.

>>39445522
Absolute not, this is exactly what pisses me off. Sex is not a casual thing, it's meant to be the culmination of intimacy between man and wife. I'm disgusted that nobody sees that because they're too blinded by instant gratification.

>>39446479
Good Lord you sound like a fag. No wonder no one likes you.

>>39446429
Continuing on 2...

Ok, fine. What if it was a 400lb African woman with excruciating body odor and hair in places that you don't even normally see on men. Would you give her the love that she's entitled to?

>>39446474
>Stop caring about what other do in their free time for starters
Of course I care if there are people doing things that could harm my life.
>Try doing some acid to boost your confidence a bit.
How about I rob a cornerstore after that? Or what about becoming a serial killer?
What's with normies and breaking the law jesus

>>39446501
Not him but
>sound like a fag
>man and wife
wtf? Also he is right, sex is something you do to make babbies with your chosen one, having sex with everyone and making children left and right just leads to genetic and socioeconomical issues.

>>39446541
>Of course I care if there are people doing things that could harm my life.

Other people having sex could harm your life?

>>39446609
Yes, see
>>39446577
It creates problems for the whole society

>>39429110
>or deal with unwanted pregnancies and STDs
So what? It's good to see who can really take responsibility
>which affect academic performance
Who gives a fuck about degenerate liberals, they should all die you faggot.

>>39429343
>failed normalfag only feels an ounce of self esteem when he pisses down on social pariahs
Then you cry when someone stops your drivel by putting bullets in your heads.

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>>39429110
>Sex in college is inevitable
the fuck..?

>>39441968
>Actually using any
Dude, he probably just wanted you to hold on to them for him since he knew there would be no chance of you using any. He's going to be pissed when he learns you used so many for jerking off.

>>39446521
Again, I highly suspect most of us robots are 400lb+ men of whatever least desired race you imagine, disgustingly stinky and hairy on unimaginable levels. So again, not the same thing. I already said, NORMAL average guys, just like most women are NORMAL average women.

Twice in a row now you've avoided the subject by coming up with imaginary handicaps to come up with any sad excuse at all for supporting your claim. Am I to understand that just like me, you can't come up with any real reasons for justifying that behaviour at all?

>>39434225
Fucking normalfags deserve it I hope you all slowly and painfully wither away from an STD like you deserve

>>39429598
>moralfag pussies
Shut up you filthy niggerjew

>>39446541
>Acid
>Makes you rob a corner store

Acid isn't crack, you idiot. You take it so you can just sit back and watch the pretty colors and listen to ween.

>>39440704
>not wanting to touch a woman who has had light years of dicks inside her is cucked
Is it opposite day today or what?

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Virgin here. I don't understand how condoms 'work' as such

Do you need to have a seperate condom each time you have sex or do you have one condom for each sexual partner?
Neither makes sense to me. Why would you need a seperate condom each sex when they are made of rubber which would surely cleanse and condense semen and why would you need a condom for each partner when condoms can be reused?

I haven't had one on either, how far down the penis do they go? condoms don't reallt get used in porn

>>39446501
I know one girl waiting for marriage and she is gorgeous. She would honestly make a great wife and I'm going to ask her out. I doubt you could say the same for any of the girls messing around in college.

>>39446756
No you retard. Drugs are illegal.

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>>39440851
>t. degenerate normalfag who caught an STD
Top kaiokekel

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>>39428137
If your dick looks like this i really think you should take a trip to your doctor to get it checked out.

>>39446779
In hentai manga they usually use a new condom when the guy cums, but idk about real life

>>39442641
>devilish
That would be doing God's work though.

>>39446781
What are gonna do? Call the cops? Tell your mom?

Get over it you turbonerd.

>>39446840
See, this is why nobody likes you Chad. You just bully people.

>>39444880
Fucking hell I hate this degenerate society.
If I could only nuke it, I unironically would. Cleanse that nigger shit with nuclear fire.

>>39446501
Shut up degenerate traitor, your kind will be the number one target at the DotR

>>39446718

Just because your'e not that physically repulsive doesn't mean that you're not unpleasant to be around, and would therefore be just as unpleasant to have sex with.


>>39440794

Aw, robots are so cute when they try to be touch. Tell me about your military training and how you're "hacking my IP right now".

>>39428099
>take 30 of them
>"I'll be fucking a lot... heheh"
>blow all of the condoms up like balloons
>throw them outside of my room's window one by one

>>39446780
>and I'm going to ask her out.

God be with you, anon.

>>39446933
Dont worry I'll help the robot to stomp your head in.
And then we'll play 2 guys 1 hammer with you, nigger.

>>39446978

If you had sufficient testosterone to do something like that, you'd be able to get laid.

>>39446875
>Implying I'm a Chad in any way, shape, or form

Top zozzle. Just because someone isn't a complete stickler or has a few friends doesn't make them a Chad.

>>39447031
>Just because someone isn't a complete stickler or has a few friends doesn't make them a Chad.
>has a few friends
Ok you are right, you are just a normie. Still, bullying people isn't nice.

>>39447099
Criticizing people and calling them degenerate for doing things that you deem unacceptable isn't nice either.

And I am not a normie. Cyborg is the true master race.

>>39447135
I have never even uttered the word "degenerate", you might be mistaking me for someone else. You do realize though that doing illegal things and having premarital sex hurts the society, everyone in it and such things shouldn't be tolerated? It hurts us all and if someone does something that hurts you, you shouldn't tolerate it right? I mean that's what most normies say but what do you think? Are you one of those "zero empathy" memers?

>>39447185
How does premarital sex hurt anyone?

Drugs is iffy. Sure drugs like crack and meth do but how does weed and acid?

>>39447185
>t hurts us all and if someone does something that hurts you, you shouldn't tolerate it right?

You're right. NEET's consume resources and contribute nothing to society. They should all be rounded up and put into work camps.

>>39447225
Drugs are illegal for a reason, they alienate people from the society and cause addiction and well, are generally bad for you.
What I mean with premarital sex is the effects of the women's sexual liberation, see
>>39446577

>>39447253
I don't know why you brought up NEETs but I agree, something should be done with them.

>>39447253
Not him, but that seems fair enough to me. I'm sure there are better options than work camps though. But yes, drugs, NEETS, premarital sex, addictive, etc... are bad for society. In my opinion the fall of Christianity partially the reason.

>>39446057
Too fucking bad most of us are white and male.

>>39429148
Susan you are a giant normie
Get out

>>39439630
This. Jacking off into a condom is awesome, "a nice novelty" as I once heard an anon describe it.

>>39446779
dispose of them, you could use them again but it'd be hard to get it on your dick. as for the distance, it just kind of rolls down until it doesn't, for some people it can get all the way to the base of the shaft and others can only get it down to like an inch or so away (this is due to webbing, not massive dick size but I guess the long dick could happen)

>>39442632
Are you retarded, the 40 packs are only $10 at most and that's for the good kind

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>read thread
>there are actually people who have ever touched a condom
just how active is your social life? I'm 24 and I've never touched a real condom, I've seen them online though

fuck off i dont live here

>>39446577
getting married is gay tho

>>39446780
>I'm going to ask her out.

KILL YOURSELF

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>>39429797
>42 times within 24 hours
How many shots did you unload before you started shooting blanks? goddamn.

>>39450646
You can use them to masturbate with new, exciting objects, like your mattress

>>39450646
i've touched a condom. it was one that my mother gave to me as a joke.

>>39450646
I found an empty packet innawoods...

How is it possible that so many of you have never touched a condom before? Didn't you have Health class in high school?

>>39452026
We don't have that kind of stuff here in Eastern Europe

>>39452026
We have health class but I've never opened one. I have a 7 year old condom from HS in my wallet, what am I in for?

>>39452384
A dry, brittle tube of latex.

>>39428122
At my university freshers week they had a party / nightclub thing in the student's union building and as you walked in there were just two tables filled with condoms.
This is in the UK and it's not even a low class uni or anything.

It's super trashy, I get that normies are going to want to be degenerates anyway but a free condom machine on the wall works just as well, no need to make a huge showpiece out of it.
If people are going to not use a condom because they weren't offered to them on a giant table then it's their own fault desu.

>>39452026
They showed us condoms but never handed them out.

>>39437088
Not him but if you're a fucking degenerate and just want to perform intercourse with as many girls as possible it's not exactly hard.
Just go to any club after midnight and look for girls that are almost blackout drunk.

>>39429797
>stealing panties from your flatmates room
I can't tell if this is super alpha or just extreme autism

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I mean this shit is important i might have an std from the first girl I've banged in years

Don't skip on this shit even if you bang a Hooker or something.

>>39453285
I can clear that up for you: it's extreme autism.

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>>39446479
stay strong in this this degenerate world anons, just know that all of the normies in this thread will pay for their evils.

>>39453458
good you deserve it

we really need to ban contraception.

>>39454284
>we really need to ban contraception.

Go for it. I just got my post-vasectomy sperm count back. It is a big zero.

>>39439858
Quinten Wellman?